1. That Sunday morning abomination..when your mom catch you still in bed

2. And you'll be like "Belle started turning me this mawrin ooo"

3. how you peep to check if everyone is outside and ready to leave

4. When the car finally zooms off

5. and you run to the sitting room to watch tv not knowing Nepa has been watching you on 3D...

As you press the ON button, Nepa will na do you ntoorr

Lmfao Op were u spying on me? I thought I was the only one who did all these mischievous things.
#guilty

6. and as you are doing your own jejely in the house, Jehovah witness people will na start knocking on somebody's gate

7. How you greet your parents when they return home

8. how your parents look at you

3DCYCLOPS:
3. how you peep to check if everyone is outside and ready to leave

Op, you made my night o!.
I did some.

asuo27:


Op, you made my night o!.
I did some.

hehe i knowooooo

3DCYCLOPS:
5. and you run to the sitting room to watch tv not knowing Nepa has been watching you on 3D...

As you press the ON button, Nepa will na do you ntoorr

9. when your mom starts asking who took rice from pot when she knew you were the only one at home oo

10. your dad's face when he sees you joining to watch home video later at night

Lmfao!!! That number 7 tho!

I always check the time. Once it is 10:40am, na to tell her make she wear her skirt and leave.

Finally your dad asks you why you didn't go to church...
and you begin to start to explain

Lol.....op,this some real funny stuff....u just took me way back...

Oya my people food don don oo..Make una come chop
Call who nor dey house too...say e dey happen Live

nice

3DCYCLOPS:
6. and as you are doing your own jejely in the house, Jehovah witness people will na start knocking on somebody's gate

Lmaoo this one got me cracking

lalasticlala I think I sighted a snake in this thread. come and do your work

Lolzzzzzzzz

EFCChq:
hehe i knowooooo

You know as EFCC or what?.

He he he...... Belle pain. If na girl parents go dey suspect pregnancy no matter how the lady young reach.

I still dodge church till now

Arrant nonsense

And for my house if you say you have stomach pain on Sunday, my mom will ask what better place to get treatment than in church?

so lalasticlala this my thread still dey wallow for back of door.. hian

Oya come move am go front page ooo...Today na sunday

Hope none of you dodged church today though

teaching dis end tym kids ow to Dodge church next week

In my parents house, even if epilepsy is disturbing you, you must be in the church o

But all these things no consain me o...One need to make money in life. Drake decided to buy his neigbour's house yesterday for $3m because they were complaning about his noise..See it here and pictures of the house: http://factflyers.com/drake-buys-neighbours-house-complained-noisephotos/