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Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by golddust6000(m): 11:29am On Dec 08, 2016
Fellow nairalanders, this problem i want to shear with you guys has been bordering me for too long. My girl friend has stretch marks all over her lower abdomen, and her hands, it irritates me so bad that i feel like vomitting each time i see the tretch mark. When ever we want to make love, by the site of the stretch mark my manhood would shrink to a baby size manhood automatically. Please are there any special cream to recommend for her not to see any sign of stretch mark on her body? Thank you in advance for any usefull methods you can recommend for her.

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by herzern0: 11:39am On Dec 08, 2016

Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Borbrisky: 11:44am On Dec 08, 2016
I have a cream that eradicates stretch marks. Contact me please.

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by sinaj(f): 11:45am On Dec 08, 2016
Stretch marks wahala!


Evn the creams works better in preventing nt removing it.

U just av to get use t it tongue

The poster above me tho, hpe it's nt wah m thinking
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:50am On Dec 08, 2016
grin



Ur gf can buy a big tub of stretch mark creams but this marks won't disappear...


The only solution to ur problem is ACCEPTING the imperfections of ur gf, NOTHING MORE..


Now, if u wanna fvck her.. Turn off the lights joor and do not focus on her tummy area.. grin

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:06pm On Dec 08, 2016
First of all, you're an idiot.
Secondly,please break up with that girl. You're not worth her and she doesn't deserve a douche like you.
Thirdly, didn't you know she was "ridden" with stretch marks before you went ahead to date her? If you can't see beyond her flaws, then you never loved her. Don't worry, when you're 18, you'd understand this.
Finally,don't be deceived by all these miracle products claiming to get rid of stretch marks. Stretch marks are there to stay, they can't be eliminated. The only effective method is through laser surgery which is very expensive(costs about $500 upwards) and it doesn't even totally erase the marks, it only fades them to the minimum.

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by babywhite(f): 12:07pm On Dec 08, 2016
maybe this is the imperfection u will av to deal with ....
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 12:18pm On Dec 08, 2016
Call me weird but i love stretch marks angry

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:22pm On Dec 08, 2016
Na so angry
EmperorKross:
Call me weird but i love stretch marks angry

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 12:23pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
Na so angry

Fabby kiss. Ke kwanu?
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:27pm On Dec 08, 2016
Who is teaching this one Igbo grin
Adim ofuma smiley
But why you dey lie say you like stretch mark lipsrsealed
EmperorKross:


Fabby kiss. Ke kwanu?
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by golddust6000(m): 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
First of all, you're an idiot.
Secondly,please break up with that girl. You're not worth her and she doesn't deserve a douche like you.
Thirdly, didn't you know she was "ridden" with stretch marks before you went ahead to date her? If you can't see beyond her flaws, then you never loved her. Don't worry, when you're 18, you'd understand this.
Finally,don't be deceived by all these miracle products claiming to get rid of stretch marks. Stretch marks are there to stay, they can't be eliminated. The only effective method is through laser surgery which is very expensive(costs about $500 upwards) and it doesn't even totally erase the marks, it only fades them to the minimum.

you really get mind to insult me, well either you are frustrated or insulting peopl is on your family DNA. I know that basic comprehension is killing you silently. How will you know if someone has stretch mark before toasting?? Na gala she dey sale?

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by golddust6000(m): 12:45pm On Dec 08, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin



Ur gf can buy a big tub of stretch mark creams but this marks won't disappear...


The only solution to ur problem is ACCEPTING the imperfections of ur gf, NOTHING MORE..


Now, if u wanna fvck her.. Turn off the lights joor and do not focus on her tummy area.. grin
am afraid of the dark
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 12:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
Who is teaching this one Igbo grin
Adim ofuma smiley
But why you dey lie say you like stretch mark lipsrsealed

Na Maxi1 12 ooh

Why would i lie na? Honestly i do, don't ask me why cheesy
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:53pm On Dec 08, 2016
WHY?!cheesy
EmperorKross:

Na Maxi1 12 ooh
Why would i lie na? Honestly i do, don't ask me why cheesy
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by golddust6000(m): 12:55pm On Dec 08, 2016
babywhite:
maybe this is the imperfection u will av to deal with ....
but i never marry her na? How will i deal with a stigma?
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Brightscofild(m): 12:56pm On Dec 08, 2016
What is Stretch Mark?? A disease?
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 1:01pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
WHY?!cheesy

It turns me on *CoversFaceAndRunsAway
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by edunaking: 1:17pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
First of all, you're an idiot.
Secondly,please break up with that girl. You're not worth her and she doesn't deserve a douche like you.
Thirdly, didn't you know she was "ridden" with stretch marks before you went ahead to date her? If you can't see beyond her flaws, then you never loved her. Don't worry, when you're 18, you'd understand this.
Finally,don't be deceived by all these miracle products claiming to get rid of stretch marks. Stretch marks are there to stay, they can't be eliminated. The only effective method is through laser surgery which is very expensive(costs about $500 upwards) and it doesn't even totally erase the marks, it only fades them to the minimum.

common why insult the guy?he said proffer solutions.not every one likes strechmarks and some do,atleast he is sincere
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 1:20pm On Dec 08, 2016
Jesu!! shocked. That's a first though. How come?
EmperorKross:


It turns me on *CoversFaceAndRunsAway
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 1:25pm On Dec 08, 2016
He's a fuckïng idiot. Most girls have stretch marks, no matter how little or unobvious it is. It's almost inevitable. Didn't he see the marks on her arm before he went ahead to DATE her? Besides , if he truly loves her, he should not make stretch marks an issue with his girlfriend. It's not as if she brought it upon herself. So the solution is he should either break up with His girl or just accept her the way she is as stretch marks have no cure.
edunaking:
common why insult the guy?he said proffer solutions.not every one likes strechmarks and some do,atleast he is sincere

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Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 1:29pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
Jesu!! shocked. That's a first though. How come?


Lolz one word... Abnormal... cheesy
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2016
Op needs to learn from you grin... You know they're are sexy stretch marks and the ones wey be like tiger stripes.. which one you like grin
EmperorKross:



Lolz one word... Abnormal... cheesy
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2016
YES strech marks can be visibly reduced and removed completely!!!!
Dont listen 2 the "nay sayers"!!!! undecided
○○○○○
Yer girl needs 2 well moisturize her skin with a 100% organic oil
(castor coconut ,olive, or jojoba etc.)
after her bath everyday until the marks are healed.
○○○○○
Be consistent and dont stop moisturizing like this even after the marks go becsuse u dont want new1s 2 deal with

strecth marks are cased by not mosturizing the skin and or body growth/strecthes
..........


[How to Get Rid of Stretch Marks Fast | Top 10 Home Remedies] http://www.top10homeremedies.com/how-to/how-to-get-rid-of-stretch-marks-fast.html
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 1:36pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
Op needs to learn from you grin... You know they're are sexy stretch marks and the ones wey be like tiger stripes.. which one you like grin

I am TYGAH na, so i like it Tiger stripped wink
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2016
Reminds me of one guy on twitter who said that he loves stretch marks on a girl's ass because they perform the same function as rubber grips on a gun or something like that shagrin
EmperorKross:


I am TYGAH na, so i like it Tiger stripped wink
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 1:53pm On Dec 08, 2016
EmperorKross:


I am TYGAH na, so i like it Tiger stripped wink
hahagrin
......boy u is a baby kitten .over here formin' tiger
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by sinaj(f): 1:55pm On Dec 08, 2016
golddust6000:
but i never marry her na? How will i deal with a stigma?
stigma?

Haba bros stretch mark is normal na.

She just have to use oil on it to avoid it from spreading.
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 1:57pm On Dec 08, 2016
ItzSuperPuff:
hahagrin
......boy u is a baby kitten .over here formin' tiger

Puffy grin

Am I supposed to start arguing with you now ? Not today *runsaway.
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by EmperorKross(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
Reminds me of one guy on twitter who said that he loves stretch marks on a girl's ass because they perform the same function as rubber grips on a gun or something like that shagrin

Gun kwaa grin. On a serious note, Tiger marks are not as bad as many guys think it to be.
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 2:04pm On Dec 08, 2016
lipsrsealed
Re: Stretch Mark Problem In A Relationship by Nobody: 2:05pm On Dec 08, 2016
EmperorKross:


Puffy grin

Am I supposed to start arguing with you now ? Not today *runsaway.
No,tygah boy,i just came 2 laugh at u grin done that
.....now I'm gone.Bye

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