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What Do Women Really Want? by Azeemokoya: 2:44pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men. Men, please take time to ponder. Women, just enjoy the story. Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: *What do women really want?* Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur’s closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur’s question thus: “What a woman really wants?” She said, “A woman wants to be in charge of her own life.” Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half. “Which would you prefer?” She asked him. “BEAUTIFUL during the DAY… OR at NIGHT?” Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Read more: http://www.jalupon.com/what-do-women-really-want/
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Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:47pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Didn't read d epistle tho, all I want is eat and don't gain weight, be loved, grow taller, work out and don't get tired, marry a celebrity |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Grow taller |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:Yea is that bad? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by AloyalNigerian(m): 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Seun is d perfect guy for d job. Aniker: |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:51pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
AloyalNigerian:What job? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by AloyalNigerian(m): 2:52pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:Na so me sef c am ooo. She meant to say grow longer, 'cause she's tall already. |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by IncredibleJoe(m): 2:52pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:The heavens have granted ur wish!!! |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by AloyalNigerian(m): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Ion know too. |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
IncredibleJoe: |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Aren't you tall enough? let the short ones like me get the heights na |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
AloyalNigerian:Lol go jhor |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:54pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:Lol if you're looking at my dp, don't mind the heel, ain't really that tall |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Lol. I disagree jhor, see you long legs. You are cute |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 2:57pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:Lol.. Thanks |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by AloyalNigerian(m): 2:59pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Go where? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 2:59pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Uwlc and welcome to nairaland . Benita27 1 Like |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Splinz(m): 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Women The last time Adam tries to understand Eve, he ended up making a fatal mistake that plagues us till today. Women They can't be understood! 1 Like |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:Aderola15. |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Presh900(m): 3:01pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
A Skilled Dick and a Whole Lotta Money... |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 3:02pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:who's Benita27? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 3:02pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
AloyalNigerian:to bed |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by 9jayes: 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Hmmm |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by AloyalNigerian(m): 3:04pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:Whose? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 3:05pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
AloyalNigerian:yours nua 1 Like |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 3:06pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker:She's my Twinnie. Lemme do the introduction. Benny meet my new friend, Aniker. You like Anika? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by AloyalNigerian(m): 3:07pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aniker: |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Benita27:Nawtie girl , how is you? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 3:08pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:Hahaha she is pretty, and also got style though, the name is kinda fine also.. That's why, wait wats your real gender? |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Nobody: 3:11pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Aderola15:She's hot...you're welcome @ Aniker. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Aniker(f): 3:12pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
Benita27:Thanks Benny 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Do Women Really Want? by EmperorKross(m): 3:12pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
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