Make i book space fess

it's Classcaptain again! never a full moment with you

This MMM palava sef

They're just joking with you guys and you're already planning your sucide

Classcaptain come and continue o

when you invested your whole life savings on mmm, only for it to get frozen like ice block,

and you be like 'oh lawd, why me, lawd! Help me unfrozen my account, I cant fit take this, mavrodi why '

Classcaptain is back. So na MMM bring you come, wait until dem attack you following like draw soup :-)

This guy is juz a good right.....
Mah a
Park here abeq

Presh900:
waiting for other victims to come forward ObtSubtle/Obiorathesubtle/obiorathebully

Only me na victims oh??


Anyways.. Whatever has a beginning, surely has an end.. God knows why he allowed MMM freeze

mmm don cause gobd!

Boo Osin Twaile Baba

DESNAT:
*parks my Range Rover sport that I acquired through mmm*

hmmm

ObioratheBully:



Only me na victims oh??


Anyways.. Whatever has a beginning, surely has an end.. God knows why he allowed MMM freeze

L-O-L.... No commit suicide abeg o

classcaptain go first perosoko before hin update, abeg come update na

Episode Two

We all know the current situation a certain man that promised us change as plunged us to in Nigeria..... ordinary Bread is now 80 naira, blade is 30 naira, pencil is 15 naira, fufu is 40 naira and even gala that survived price increase all this years is now 70 naira.. One cannot even hustle and sweat for money in peace again as hankerchief to wipe your sweat sef is now 80 naira.

My parents ,both primary school teachers have not been paid their four months salaries and the little money we survive on is from dads cucumber farm and home lessons with support from my mama little tailoring and provision store.

. Nobody was ready to help, nobody wanted to give a loan to someone who has not gotten salary, no help, no support.. everybody is complaining.

And here am i with my brother, we need to eat, buy materials,hustle to get our sisters back to school and also change cloth small.. i cant remember the last time i bought something new this year.. me and my brother share one pair of shoe to church.. he wears the shoe to first service, i wear the shoe to second service. The rest days is palm..i don’t want to bore anyone with my woes as na everyone with him own wahala ,,,


So u can imagine my excitement when on the 7th of september , i attended the fellowship meeting,digging deep with jesus on Wednesday.. the main reason i attend this program is the free doughnut and canned drink we get, at least that covers for dinner.As for my brother, he does the prayer for breakhrough aspect,his own is to pray for our success.

After the usual service and scoping of yansh to relieve my self of the recession wahala ,( at least i no get money to toast, i go scope). I suddenly saw bro theophilus come up to me..

Bro osin, please i want to see u ,its very urgent....

Continue plssssssss

Boy O Boy. ur head dey there

Episode Three

Bro Theophilus and myself were never really close..Ever since the day he saw me buying chealsea dry gin at Iya sule spot , his view about me as an unserious christian has never been hidden...

But me too I never really send, Abi what do I tend to gain from his bald head and oversized suits anyways??

So why he wanted to see me.and claiming its urgent really amazes me ...

well done bro boo ?? he beckoned..
please have your seat ..

He pleaded with me not to share anything he is about to tell me with anyone and that he knows am.a *soji guy".. Thats why he is telling me what he was about to tell me.

Have you heard about MMM ??
Haa, am.sorry I can't attend any church program this month.. I am...
No No.....MMM is not a crusade title or something.....


And with that, he sat me down and discussed The whole MMM idea to me..How it is saving lives, how the chief usher did it with 15k and got 25k, how he used his own gain to buy a new oversized suit again and how his friend dad is about to buy a new Mercedes Benz from.his own mmm gain...

With that, he planted the first seed and impression in me..But how do I believe the word coming from this type of person..I wasn't going to fall for it so easily...

so I met with my brother .....

Registering my presence...

… Have you heard about MMM ??

Haa, am.sorry I can't attend any church program this month.. I am...

No No.....MMM is not a crusade title or something.....

And with that, he sat me down and discussed The whole MMM idea to me..How it is saving lives, how the chief usher did it with 15k and got 25k, how he used his own gain to buy a new oversized suit again and how his friend dad is about to buy a new Mercedes Benz from.his own mmm gain...

Hahahahahaha

Boo osin(classcaptain)

twaile after u na u oo

expeting ur nxt update oo

Episode Four



hmnnn


Bro theophilus didnt stop calling and texting me after that meeting ooo.

Infact, if he had been pressuring me to accept christ like the way he had been pressuring me to join MMM, i. would probably be the assistant pastor in the church by now.


. But Make I no lie, I don begin to fall small small...Because the kind of shoes I see on his WhatsApp dps these days ehn, Bro Theo don dey upgrade small small.


I conducted a little research online and I saw a lot of testimonies and a lot of discouraging comments too.. But haba, a scheme where someone invests 100k and gets almost 150k , just like that....?? No incantations, no work hours, no sweat, just put money and get more money back?? Abeg, life is all about taking risks jare..

bobrisky took risk and ignored skin cancer to bleach away his skin ( probably Brain too), Vic O took a risk and entered music industry ,Nigerians took a risk with change and here we have bubu and dalung .. abegii. a man will die once ...

...
..





3 days after my meeting with bro theophilus, I told my brother and he went all Rambo on me... " You can't do it, I knew about it before u knew sef but I didn't want to tell you, its a scam " ...

what is the scam there ?? I asked surprised

See," ..he said as he came and hung his shoulder around my neck..

" I no fit dey bobo u, u know papa emeka ??, the vulganizer ?? .He talk say this kind thing don dey one time way he later crash , the thing fit dey inviting now but....

but what I said as I flung his hand away from my neck...


That night for the first time in a long time,we had a very serious fight...I lambasted him for drawing us back and insulted him with what he detested most, how his ex broke up with him over his one minute sex prowess.

That was what broke the camel back..it turned into a serious fight and if not for the intervention of neighbors , I would have probably knocked out four of my brother's brown tooth.

The silly bro threatened to report me to the pastor and my parents but I could care less..I was really pissed off my own brother saw a chance to make good money without ritual or yahoo yahoo and he wants that opportunity to slide

..No wonder he is a one minute man..

I packed a few of my belongings and left in anger..all pleas by my neighbours,wristbangle and eleniyan15 to please come back fell on deaf ears..

Is left the house in anger and the first place that came to my mind was bro theophilus place ...That visit to his house that night is what I can termed my real initiation to MMM..

oh, I should have noticed..something wey I never join wey dey cause fight between me and my brother, instead make I don scope run leave the thing, I no gree hear word...

what I saw at bro theophilus house that day made me know that there was nothing that would stop me from joining MMM at that point...

I was given the shock of my life when I got to bro Theo 's crib...

ClassCaptain:
Episode Four



hmnnn


Bro theophilus didnt stop calling and texting me after that meeting ooo.

Infact, if he had been pressuring me to accept christ like the way he had been pressuring me to join MMM, i. would probably be the assistant pastor in the church by now.


. But Make I no lie, I don begin to fall small small...Because the kind of shoes I see on his WhatsApp dps these days ehn, Bro Theo don dey upgrade small small.


I conducted a little research online and I saw a lot of testimonies and a lot of discouraging comments too.. But haba, a scheme where someone invests 100k and gets almost 150k , just like that....?? No incantations, no work hours, no sweat, just put money and get more money back?? Abeg, life is all about taking risks jare..

bobrisky took risk and ignored skin cancer to bleach away his skin ( probably Brain too), Vic O took a risk and entered music industry ,Nigerians took a risk with change and here we have bubu and dalung .. abegii. a man will die once ...

...
..





3 days after my meeting with bro theophilus, I told my brother and he went all Rambo on me... " You can't do it, I knew about it before u knew sef but I didn't want to tell you, its a scam " ...

what is the scam there ?? I asked surprised

See," ..he said as he came and hung his shoulder around my neck..

" I no fit dey bobo u, u know papa emeka ??, the vulganizer ?? .He talk say this kind thing don dey one time way he later crash , the thing fit dey inviting now but....

but what I said as I flung his hand away from my neck...


That night for the first time in a long time,we had a very serious fight...I lambasted him for drawing us back and insulted him with what he detested most, how his ex broke up with him over his one minute sex prowess.

That was what broke the camel back..it turned into a serious fight and if not for the intervention of neighbors , I would have probably knocked out four of my brother's brown tooth.

The silly bro threatened to report me to the pastor and my parents but I could care less..I was really pissed off my own brother saw a chance to make good money without ritual or yahoo yahoo and he wants that opportunity to slide

..No wonder he is a one minute man..

I packed a few of my belongings and left in anger..all pleas by my neighbours,wristbangle and [b]eleniyan15[/b]to please come back fell on deaf ears..

Is left the house in anger and the first place that came to my mind was bro theophilus place ...That visit to his house that night is what I can termed my real initiation to MMM..

oh, I should have noticed..something wey I never join wey dey cause fight between me and my brother, instead make I don scope run leave the thing, I no gree hear word...

what I saw at bro theophilus house that day made me know that there was nothing that would stop me from joining MMM at that point...

I was given the shock of my life when I got to bro Theo 's crib...

Gracia for the mention make I chop finish make I con read am......I Neva read d story I don dey laugh base on my course mate wey der school fee don dey frozen



modified= neighbour *in akpororovoice* come and continue your story!!!!!! I don refresh tire hope say you never sleep sha no be only you get lecture tomaro oooo

Lol excellent one classcaptain

refiner:
Registering my presence...

I miss you

MMM!!!

Appeal to Journalists from Sergey Mavrodi

Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

In fact, absolutely all your provocative and worthless articles and “analyses” (I said “worthless” because you do not have any real information about what happens in the System, and might have never had; you simply invent everything, fabricate it) are merely negative: “MMM has collapsed!!!.. MMM will not be working in January!!!..” etc. Are you intentionally presenting all of it in such a manner and whipping up tension by any means possible in order to increase the ratings of your publications and attract attention to them? Don’t you care about people at all?

So, nothing has collapsed, and MMM will safely resume its work in January, as announced. Suspension of work for holidays is a usual thing, merely working moment, no more than that. It would have remained a normal, just a part of the usual routine, and might have gone almost unnoticed if it were not for your totally cynical and irresponsible attempts to advertise yourself, create a scandal out of nowhere, and make the most of this news topic in any possible way.

Again, leave MMM alone and let us work. Nothing has collapsed, and MMM will perfectly resume its work in January. We Can Change the World!

--- Sergey Mavrodi

Continu, we dey follow