Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by bitchcrafts: 10:10pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Muscle bruh. When a woman radiates this physique that screams self sufficiency, my hormones frenzies up and starts weeping like a saxophone. The few stallions of a woman I've been able to domesticate so far are tigresses in bed too, they come with this aura and flavor I fear words cannot adequately express. You just gaz live it to feel it breh 4 Likes |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Divay22(f): 10:16pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by lezz(m): 10:17pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.
She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.
She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.
When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her
"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.
"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.
"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.
She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.
"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.
All hell was let loose.
"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.
To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.
In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.
Insane stuff.
I just love it when I see the word "püssy" written by a girl. 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Toks2008(m): 10:40pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Toks2008(m): 10:41pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Kondomatic: Have you not seen boobs that got guts?
Hold them down with tight bra and the tits will still point out.
And they are normally round and always stand out like a rough 17 nut at the tip of 17 bolt See description. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Toks2008(m): 10:45pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.
She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.
She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.
When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her
"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.
"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.
"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.
She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.
"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.
All hell was let loose.
"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.
To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.
In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.
Insane stuff.
Strangely insane. |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by firstking01(m): 10:47pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Toks2008:
LOL!
im straight. I know, but i been dey think say you be eunoch sha. 1 Like |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 10:49pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
What else does a guy have apart from diick ![](/faces/huh.png) We have no option than to choose the slick ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Toks2008(m): 10:54pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Fabulocity: His topic is misleading. He means what you find attractive in the opposite sex or your spec, but he wrongly used the term "sexual orientation ". Op, correct yourself. Sexual orientation refers to if one is gay, straight, bisexual or whatever.
Thanks..corrected..too much grammar dey confuse person. 1 Like |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Toks2008(m): 10:55pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
firstking01: I know, but i been dey think say you be eunoch sha. I am very sexually decent but i love that thing so much. |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Ishilove:
Insane stuff.
Not all men prefer to slay unkempt skanks than their bethrodes, for sport? ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Coyotejack(m): 1:40am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.
She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.
She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.
When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her
"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.
"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.
"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.
She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.
"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.
All hell was let loose.
"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.
To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.
In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.
Insane stuff.
Different strokes for different folks |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by firstking01(m): 5:10am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Toks2008:
I am very sexually decent but i love that thing so much. Hahahaha, lwkm, really? |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 6:34am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Tall/long legs with a decent amount of ass particularly very soft.
Nice dentition too. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by KingRex1(m): 6:40am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Talking bout sexual feature.. To me, most fat bűtts aint usually a pleasant sight to behold when unclothed, it only looks attractive on tight skirts or trousers. An average sized bűtt and böobs on a flat tummy is bae ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 38 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by BurningBlade: 6:54am On Dec 16, 2016 |
lezz: I just love it when I see the word "püssy" written by a girl. That makes us two. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by hernandson(m): 7:01am On Dec 16, 2016 |
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Ishilove: 7:44am On Dec 16, 2016 |
lezz: I just love it when I see the word "püssy" written by a girl. I wrote 'puzzay', not 'pussy'_ ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 6 Likes |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Ishilove: 7:45am On Dec 16, 2016 |
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by lezz(m): 8:11am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Ishilove:
I wrote 'puzzay', not 'pussy'_ ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) And I find the word "puzzay" (a variation of püssy) even more befitting and sexy than püssy. I tell you. Can I call you over the phone just to see how you pronounce "puzzay"? I like the 'z' consonant there ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Make my weekend great. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by lezz(m): 8:15am On Dec 16, 2016 |
BurningBlade: That makes us two. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) That's the world's most luxurious hotel and most fortified installation you could find. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by chimdi101: 8:17am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Rone16: Tall Is that all? Come on, more.... |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Selfhood: 8:26am On Dec 16, 2016 |
I like nice legs, cute face. Dont care about bum and bust... and I want some crazy stretch marks on the ass. Insane? 1 Like |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Mujtahida: 8:34am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.
She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.
She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.
When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her
"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.
"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.
"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.
She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.
"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.
All hell was let loose.
"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.
To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.
In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.
Insane stuff.
Go and write a novel 11 Likes |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by BurningBlade: 9:01am On Dec 16, 2016 |
lezz: That's the world's most luxurious hotel and most fortified installation you could find. I really don't know if it can be rated using stars cos I sure know I'll give it unlimited stars. It sure is comfortable, pleasurable, teasing and a damn good stress reliever. |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by lezz(m): 9:23am On Dec 16, 2016 |
BurningBlade: I really don't know if it can be rated using stars cos I sure know I'll give it unlimited stars.
It sure is comfortable, pleasurable, teasing and a damn good stress reliever. Wet and warm, slippery yet steady and won't let a man fall ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) A passage so narrow and smothering, yet you take the most leisurely walk ever. I still think the design of püssy is the greatest engineering and architectural feat ever! 21 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by BrookTheBully: 9:27am On Dec 16, 2016 |
ILuvGummyBearz: tall,above 6ft ○Big willy,dont like it tiny ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) ○pankcakes & a man's body dont blend,his booty needs some shape ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) ○Facial hair ○Money....alot of it ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) ○big lips...for kissin' ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png)
No,where can i find this my ideal ? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
So our young Valerie is a motherfûcking gold digger ... I guess MrCork was right after all then ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png)
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by BrookTheBully: 9:34am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.
She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.
She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.
When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her
"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.
"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.
"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.
She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.
"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.
All hell was let loose.
"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.
To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.
In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.
Insane stuff.
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Aunty Ishilove, see as you just detail everything for boys to read ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Ishilove: 11:47am On Dec 16, 2016 |
BrookTheBully:
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Aunty Ishilove, see as you just detail everything for boys to read ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 6:53pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
firstking01: I know, but i been dey think say you be eunoch sha. ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) |
Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by firstking01(m): 6:55pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
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Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by silverr(f): 7:28pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Ishilove:
"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!"
In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on. lwkm oooooooo chai Anyways, i love them tall, chubby and broad chested 1 Like |