urheme:



What a joker .

the Hand of God is coming for you too.....it will beat you out of your illusion.......your brain will not cope because they will be blank... and your fingers will not type again....because they will be frozen....you will not have a choice

what a joker

:
Motus 7:10 -15

10. Then Elikamah wrote another urim in a scroll and sent it to Jericho, saying, did we not warn you to do nothing about us? Now our God has defeated those whom you sent to Egypt and to Hazor. For great stones from heaven fell on them and killed them. And for those who fled towards Ajalon, fire consumed them and burnt them to ashes.
11. Now the ashes are gathered in some urns which we have sent to you. And the heads of all your messngers have we also sent to you and their hearts have we kept with us, to be an everlasting treasure to us. O Zimchi! Have we not told you to keep your peace? But you went for to seek counsel in Egypt and in the land of Jabin who is now dead. I tell you, we shall visit your land as the eagle visits the earth in a swift movement. And we shall beat down your land as a camel thread upon the sands.
12. Zimchi, your head shall be turned to calabash with which we shall drink wine. Thus says the Lord, Jericho shall fall flat like a pillar whose foundation has been corrupted.
13. Now when the people had read the urims of Elikamah and had seen the heads and the ashes which were sent to them, they cried greatly. And their hearts thumped loudly. And when they shut their eyes they only saw destruction. And when they dreamt, all they saw was destruction. Then many of them became sick in their mind and in their brains, for the heavy thought of destruction they had pondered upon.
14. And Zimchi took the advice of the people and wrote a letter back to the Yacobite, saying, we have heard and seen enough to make us believe that your God indeed is God. Now spare us of shame O Yacob.
15. Let us be your slaves forever. Is slavery not better than death? Now I demand of you, come and have our land in peace and be a lord over us. We are your servants O Yacob; we shall be your slaves forever.

4kings:

Well, I know AmenRa and pulling this off should not be an issue for him.
Unless Deicide is not AmenRa

Deicide:

I did not pull anything off. "I am not hanaway"!!!

I deactivated the amenra account because I was banned for stupid reasons. And I also don't troll, kings of troll are peeps like princessebuka and the fraud 4evergod

otemanuduno:


For that stuff to work on anyone, it only takes the person to start reflecting on his past life emotionally, especially in the night. Then in the dream, your brain will fetch out something from the past for you and then POOF! YOU'RE BACK INTO YOUR FORMER RELIGION.

So Hopefullandlord can actually return to Christianity by following the steps below:
1. Consider what Urheme said to you.
2. Reflect on your past life in Christianity deeply.
3. Sleep emotionally
4. Then your brain will manufacture dreams for you in a very emotional way and you'll see John 3:16 or other Bible references.
5. This works the same way hymns work on people and will start making them shed tears for what they are not guilty of. You know, that kind of song that makes you lie against yourself like this; "I have killed thee, O my Lord. I have smitten thee on the cross. I reject thee and thy word, I never knew I was dross. Take me back now(2x) Lalalalalalalala
Tears

otemanuduno:


Lol... Is this all you've got? Even Elikamah in his days did more than you have just done. You don't even know how to write scary URIMS sef. You and Goddys are just learners. See what Elikamah did in the Book of Motus 7: 10-15



So if Eusebius who brought your religion to life can attack me defiantly with a sword in my revelation, asking me to stop and I refused, who or what else can? You are just following. You didn't know how it's began. SMH for you cos you've just fetched yourself a history in the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH in the ACTS I am going to add to it.

niyihawking:

I guess you are correct after all
the account was just created today.


hanaway why na

oya come here(hanaway)

kneel down before me

put your hands on your head

repeat after me

every spirit of impersonator in my life, I command the holy spirit to fire them

prayer!!!!!!!!

urheme:


The word of God Does not return empty......i wrote...and God will manifest His power in your life.

Goodday Everyone

Active Nairalanders, atleast those who frequent this section will know me by the anas09 and analice07 (my alternate) monikers.

My reputation as a devout theist, a christian to be precise, is privy to a large number of popular religion sect folks as I don't fail to come online everyday spreading the gospel of our beloved saviour Jesus christ who died on the cross and rose after three days across all threads, and brutually ridiculing depraved atheists with wayword lives and satanic agents for sport.


All my Nl years spanning almost 3years was dedicated to the service of yahweh because he is the king of kings, lord of lords, ancient of days... Words can't describe his mightiness and goodness. I was a priest of the most high until yesterday.... Dawn was just paving way for dusk to announce the departure of day.

Something stirred deeply in me. It was as though I was in a trance. A sharp ice-cold feeling of knowing inundated my being, holding me captive for a short time. Everything turned dark.

Gradually I opened my eyes, but I was dazed at first, but as my vision became clearer I was able to keep some balance.

Everything was all gone. What happened to me could best be described as a rude awakening. A violent jolt from the reverie of blind servitude to yahweh. But all that is in the lost pages of yesterday.

I'm now a free person, just like the atheists, who are not held by religious bonds.

I'm so happy!!! Beginning from today, I renounce my christian identity, i'm embracing atheism. And I hope for a better tomorrow.

No more paying tithes to greedy pastors.
No more living in fear of hell fire threats.
I can now eat shell-fish with impunity.
I can wear skirts made of different kinds of fabrics.
I can do anything I want to do as long as it's not harmful to anyone.

A big thanks to nairaland atheists. You all drew me to the light.
Words cannot express my heartfelt gratitude and how grateful I'm to you all. Thank you! Thank you!! I love you all!!!

otemanuduno:


For that stuff to work on anyone, it only takes the person to start reflecting on his past life emotionally, especially in the night. Then in the dream, your brain will fetch out something from the past for you and then POOF! YOU'RE BACK INTO YOUR FORMER RELIGION.

So Hopefullandlord can actually return to Christianity by following the steps below:
1. Consider what Urheme said to you.
2. Reflect on your past life in Christianity deeply.
3. Sleep emotionally
4. Then your brain will manufacture dreams for you in a very emotional way and you'll see John 3:16 or other Bible references.
5. This works the same way hymns work on people and will start making them shed tears for what they are not guilty of. You know, that kind of song that makes you lie against yourself like this; "I have killed thee, O my Lord. I have smitten thee on the cross. I reject thee and thy word, I never knew I was dross. Take me back now(2x) Lalalalalalalala
Tears

realmindz:


even if person be robot sef...appearing multiple times at multiple threads...na wa o

That makes us the true omnipresent and not their Yaweh

Otemanuduno thanks for this poem anyway

Lying Anal, change your ways
Teach your tongue not to sway
Life is bigger than lying
Life is not all about cursing
Lying Anal, watch your tongue
Why supporting thief all along
Blinded by your wicked god
Like a pig sinking in the mud

Deicide:

Guy am hahaway am hopefullandlord am realmindz am eyehategod am sonofluc1fer am amenra am hardmirror am jonibellon am FSM am pastafarian....na only me carry all the NL atheist for head. confused set of people... Tomhagan pls where are you?

Deicide:

I have a strong feeling that it is 4.ever.god just looking for a way to cover his fraud case and bulłshit. As for me I have know that dude long enough that he is capable enough to forge anything him and lies are like...

hahn:

Fire! Fire! Fire!
Die! Die! Die!
*Shaking head furiously like a chronic mental patient*

hopefulLandlord:


lol, I still remember a Christian with the leading of the holy spirit calling me you and a host of other monickers

Ranchhoddas:
As much as I tried to figure out who he was; something I'm rather proficient at, I could not. Thus, I am inclined to believe his confession.

Martinez19:
I wonder why their Holy Spirit can't show them the imposter? What is the Holy Spirit good at? Never there when you need him Christianity fooling people since time immemorial.

hopefulLandlord:


from my deep observation, what they call "Holy Spirit" is simply their instincts making the right choice and that's made with power of hindsight

let's say they're at a point where they must make a decision and they have 4 options

normally human would have about the same voice in his/her head debating the possible outcomes of all four, then narrow it down to 3, 2, then 1 which would be the final decision

if I narrow mine and my final decision is right I simply praise my instincts, if it's wrong I simply beat myself over it (depending on the consequences of the failure)

for a Christian however, same thing also happens, they may "pray about it" "fast about it", even claim to "talk to god about it" but at the end of it all they have their decision to make based on the same voice in their head debating all four possible choices and here's the kicker- they have tricked their subconscious to create a new voice for each option of the debate

Voice 1: Chose option 3, can't you see its right?

Voice 2 (more coarse): chose option 4, it makes the most sense

Voice 3 (female voice): chose option 2, because xxxxxxxxxxxxx

voice 4 (David Beckham voice): option 1 makes sense, don't listen to the other voices

question now is "Which of these four voices age from the holy spirit?"

that voice is determined by hindsight!

whichever option ends up being the right one is the holy spirit voice

if they fail it means they didn't "hearken to the voice of the holy spirit" and if they do succeed it means they were able to recognise the voice of the spirit

that's why the "discerning spirit" of the average Christian isn't better than the average atheist or Muslim or Hindu or.............

hopefulLandlord:


from my deep observation, what they call "Holy Spirit" is simply their instincts making the right choice and that's made with power of hindsight

let's say they're at a point where they must make a decision and they have 4 options

normally human would have about the same voice in his/her head debating the possible outcomes of all four, then narrow it down to 3, 2, then 1 which would be the final decision

if I narrow mine and my final decision is right I simply praise my instincts, if it's wrong I simply beat myself over it (depending on the consequences of the failure)

for a Christian however, same thing also happens, they may "pray about it" "fast about it", even claim to "talk to god about it" but at the end of it all they have their decision to make based on the same voice in their head debating all four possible choices and here's the kicker- they have tricked their subconscious to create a new voice for each option of the debate

Voice 1: Chose option 3, can't you see its right?

Voice 2 (more coarse): chose option 4, it makes the most sense

Voice 3 (female voice): chose option 2, because xxxxxxxxxxxxx

voice 4 (David Beckham voice): option 1 makes sense, don't listen to the other voices

question now is "Which of these four voices age from the holy spirit?"

that voice is determined by hindsight!

whichever option ends up being the right one is the holy spirit voice

if they fail it means they didn't "hearken to the voice of the holy spirit" and if they do succeed it means they were able to recognise the voice of the spirit

that's why the "discerning spirit" of the average Christian isn't better than the average atheist or Muslim or Hindu or.............

Martinez19:
hopefulLandlord, you are correct. If this Holy Spirit is real, then he must be a recluse. Is it not astonishing that sane people can be fool to such great extent by religion? This goes a long way in portraying certain characteristics of the mind in regard to it's development, perception and conviction.

Nothing has succeeded in fooling people like religion. Whosoever originated it is badass.

hopefulLandlord:


agreed bro

you can see on this thread that they're making guesses just like any human that doesn't have the "Holy Spirit" would

@accprding to them, OP went from hanaway to realmindz to eyehategod to sonofluc1fer to amenra to hardmirror to jonibellon to FSM to pastafarian
to Otemanuduno

could it be any worse for someone without holy spirit?

hopefulLandlord:


agreed bro

you can see on this thread that they're making guesses just like any human that doesn't have the "Holy Spirit" would

@accprding to them, OP went from hanaway to realmindz to eyehategod to sonofluc1fer to amenra to hardmirror to jonibellon to FSM to pastafarian
to Otemanuduno

could it be any worse for someone without holy spirit?

Blogthug:


so just because you have a problem with Christian concept of God, u should become an Atheist? what happened to Deism or Agnosticism? do u have any evidence supporting atheism? what caused the Big Bang? if u say " I don't know " but it's not God u will be making the fallacy from ignorance, atheism is an illogical position that believes in blind faith that the universe came from nothing (krauss children) if u were intelligent enough u would be a deist ( necessary 1st cause God that doesn't interfere with humanity and rejection of all claims from revealed religions) or better still agnostic (not claiming to know or believe) since they are both reasonable positions.

HardMirror:

It's called obsession. May seem like love, but it's very dangerous, she shld keep her love to herself

Edenoscar:
Viewing this thread
winner01

Deicide:

I see am to

realmindz:

urheme:


The word of God Does not return empty......i wrote...and God will manifest His power in your life.

Edenoscar:
Mtchheew it's deicide,it's hardmirror,it's hanaway,it's amenra,it's seun or it's bots, it's 4evergod,it's theist it's atheist, abeg who get sugar i just soak garri and the thing don rise

Otobroto:
It would have been better for you not to know the way of the Lord, than to know it and turn away from it - The Holy Bible.

hopefulLandlord:


is this sarcasm?

lordnicklaus:
Do You All Know That I Am The Theistic Version Of hahn ? Don't Judge Me. The Game Is Kinda Fun. @ Op Get A New G.F Or A Job As A Busboy