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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 10, 2017
Fhemmmy:


If he lack experience, it will be hard to sell what he doesn't have, sometimes one need to use money to buy what he doesn't have and if it means he has to work for free for few months to be able to gather experience, it is worth it
the same thing thy told him wen he was an undergraduate

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Ken4agent(m): 4:41pm On Jan 10, 2017
tolsee:
OP, I care and I'm working to make a difference for people like you. In a few months I will start work on a project in Nigeria that will employ about 20 people on a contract basis. They might not earn much but they will get a window of opportunity which will enhance their selfworth. I will be relocating to Nigeria 1st week in February. Watchout for my posts here on Nairaland. I have been through so much myself but I did not give up, you should not either. Please note, no one will have to pay for anything. Those that meet the requirements will be chosen. Simple as that.

Bros pls involve me yur Brother from another mother when you arrive for the project. warm regards

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Greedgod: 4:41pm On Jan 10, 2017
Erums:
life goes on ....mhen remember those day when we dey do filling ,.... 800 naira per trip ...mhen God is great ooo..see me now >>>top HSE personell
dear hse personel , help me with anytin in ur firm .
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by DaaSlim(m): 4:42pm On Jan 10, 2017
Oocc:


] Go out there, carry concrete-in-pans on your head and climb a 3- storey building, wash toilets, carry loads for people, work as labourer on site, carry packages from container to store, carry cement, do all sorts of dirty jobs and make money.. ....no matter how small. At least you won't beg anyone, or hope on anyone.
Just do anything to survive, cos no one will help you except you.



#bowing out

It was 2014 i wrote comment here last, your post is very touching and it remind me of my humble beginning. I applied to only 2 company and i got no reply with my applications. I just pack my certificate and all credentials and send it to my Dad to keep for me. ....I enter street straight smiley
I started working with a construction company as a labourer for about 7 months. I am the most educated labour in that company as at the then...Lol
Due to my smartness and kind of relationship to the site engineers and other boss in the company, After 7 months as a labour, they gave me job as a safety officer.....Yeah! My BSC is from Mechanical Engineering.
The company got another job in a new site and i got transfer to the new site. The engineers at the new site are not smart and they change me to a supervisor. Guess what, I never tender any certificate to any one till date. #Just believe.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Greedgod: 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2017
Fhemmmy:
What degree do you have?
Do you have any experience at all?
What is the minimum wage you will settle for sir?
Have you checked to make sure that your resume (CV) is actually doing enough selling you?
What is your location?
does this mean that i shud send my cv to u ?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2017
hoover420:

bros me sef don dust lappy embarassed but I no sabi wetin to use am do pass play game & watch movies
help pesin pikin out abeg

Lolx.. u self don dey use style beg be dat
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Fhemmmy: 4:46pm On Jan 10, 2017
Greedgod:

does this mean that i shud send my cv to u ?

Answer the questions and we take it from there . . . By the way, you are not the OP, are you?.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Fhemmmy: 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2017
pesinfada:
the same thing thy told him wen he was an undergraduate

School never taught us how to survive out there but teaches us how to identify all that is needed to form the bigger pictures of survival
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by peterincredible: 4:49pm On Jan 10, 2017
OldBeer:
Op, thank God you have finally come to this realization.
Its a dog eat dog world.
Every man for himself.
Goodluck!
i think mmm still care
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by YoungDaNaval(m): 4:50pm On Jan 10, 2017
hoover420:

bros me sef don dust lappy embarassed but I no sabi wetin to use am do pass play game & watch movies
help pesin pikin out abeg
Have you heard of get help worldwide? 08182316971 Holla at me via WhatsApp for proper explanation
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Trippledee(m): 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2017
@OP I feel u man.... I started my journey with #100, dnt be surprise..... I turn 100 to 24,000 with the help of bet9ja. I started selling home videos, seasonal films, e.t.c.... Now am married with two daughters....life goes on...... Pls start frm somewhere and make no room for story that touche...

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by YoungDaNaval(m): 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2017
pally212:
God works in a mysterious ways example Ponzi Schemes.....join one and stop complaining
God bless you brother. I started get help worldwide with a borrowed 20k last year September. now see how much am investing

Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by naijaboiy: 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2017
Snow5:
If u gat uncles that u know can help you get a job with a snap of the finger... And you still jobless.... Nor worry...

We are in this together... Like u rightly said... No one gives a damn about you. Just hustle...

I Don plan to enter Street this year oo... Make I look this January finish... And I nor see any hope..

I gat a laptop

I gat a sound android phone..

And I gat little fund which I hustled last year..


If worse come to worse... I do the needful.
Na Patrick be this? gringringrin
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by adekalumichael: 5:00pm On Jan 10, 2017
OP, really no one cares. I made up my mind long ago to govern my life not living it in the hand of any man in the name of "Government". I started business right from the university selling stuffs on my bunk in Awo Hall, OAU. I started with 5k borrowed from a friend and later got a turnover far above 30k weekly. During my service days in Delta state, I owned a tutorial centre where I employed corpers like me ad get them paid per period. I also got two PPAs and also did pop-corn business using gas cooker(one which a welder devised for me).

After my service year, I got a job in Delta but paid far below my expectation(N30K). Later pulled out of the job and became an education trainer and consultant. I trained people in AutoCAD(especially most Poly students in Oghara, Ozoro and environs all in Delta including the Delta state University).

I later got a job here in lagos after spending more than two years out of job, yet the salary was nothing to write home about. Later on another job came which promised big fish yet the company was hit by recession when we have to go several months without pay. I almost threw in the towel when my wedding was approaching and no money to put things together, yet people believed you are working and also a graduate.

To end my story, every point you pass through in life, learn from it because you will need the knowledge to pass the next test of life.
OP, I ensure grooming my self in my field but I also distribute Packaged Pounded Yam for corporate workers close to my office(guess how much I started it? less than 20k. I pay my workers 1k per day since it is targeted for Lunch hour only). Though, I employed people who helped to pound it while I reach out in calls to those who placed their orders.

Whether salary comes or not, I feed my family and pay bills (ask married people how messy it could be if yo are the last yet to pay soakaway, PHCN, Security etc.) That is settled, my co-workers even lend from me.

Mehn! challenges also teach us lessons we may hardly learn within the four corners of a classroom.

What you are going through is not typical to you alone.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by MeloJayEnt: 5:01pm On Jan 10, 2017
hedonistic:
All you have is thought and action. Think about that, and remember that.

All the millions and billions we dream about are out there in the atmosphere. Nobody owns them. They're just there waiting to flow towards anyone with the right thought and action. If you come up with a good idea, followed up with the appropriate action, you just might be a millionaire or even a billionaire in a matter of days, weeks, months, or few years as the case may be. Trust me on that one.

It's going to be a great, great year.

Nice one. The most inspiring NL post so far this year.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Deejay1000(m): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2017
embarassed God bless you Op and anybody with a meaningful contribution..... you just lifted my spirit.. lol nobody cares In this world but God and some few God sent people out there.... work smart not hard believe you will succeed and have faith Never Give up in life till you are six feet below
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by tolsee(m): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2017
pesinfada:
And what are d requiremnt

Secondary School Leaving Certificate (A1 in English) or Bachelor/HND. No age requirement.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by onokings(m): 5:04pm On Jan 10, 2017
I'm also in that class, educated but a Keke rider.
I make between a 100k n 150k monthly.
I save and have a clear picture of a phone shop I'll open in the next 18 months.
Right now I can't accept a job that pays less than 100k monthly.
I know my self worth but unfortunately most girls can't see it, they prefer an unemployed than a Keke rider.
As for girls, I don't care much. Cus I know that to have the kind of lady I want, the girl of my dreams, I have to at least be on the path to actualizing my dreams and that's for me is opening the phone shop.
If there's a girl that can see it now and be with me, she've got to be deeply wise.
But I guess that deep wisdom is a rare commodity.
That's my points.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Tobycharles: 5:05pm On Jan 10, 2017
KealDrogo:
Call it pride or arrogance but one thing I can never do is coming to the public and ask complete strangers not even my close neighbors undecided for help of any kind. My parents have taught me this. People always look for what they will gain in return nothing goes for free anymore sad it is the kind of world we now live in.
Op, i can assure you that once you eventually overcome this struggle all alone and accomplished your dreams and become a relevant person with much importance, you will now see how everyone wants to associate with you and offer help and assistance even without asking. You begin wonder where are all these people when you are all alone with nobody giving a damn about your life
what will be yours will definitely be. No amount of highly connected individuals can stop or help with what God has destined for you, exercise patients and everything will be alright before you even know it.
what if u run outta patient
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Snow5(m): 5:05pm On Jan 10, 2017
naijaboiy:

Na Patrick be this? gringringrin

U got it right man.... Hahahahahahaha
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Snow5(m): 5:07pm On Jan 10, 2017
Stamford007:
I feel ur pain bro.. get that lappy connected and make some dolls.. softwork is the way out.. nobody cares

No one fucking cares man... Seriously!!


I ain't gat no time!!!
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jan 10, 2017
tolsee:


Secondary School Leaving Certificate (A1 in English) or Bachelor/HND. No age requirement.
what class of Bsc?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by naijaboiy: 5:08pm On Jan 10, 2017
Snow5:


U got it right man.... Hahahahahahaha
Lol you dey vex o! Shey you get the format? cheesy
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Greedgod: 5:09pm On Jan 10, 2017
Fhemmmy:


Answer the questions and we take it from there . . . By the way, you are not the OP, are you?.
no wahala . Tanks
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by EmmySparky(m): 5:12pm On Jan 10, 2017
BlossomedCherry:
I dey internet now, wat do I achieve?
baba u need coaching from em pros...no be my mouth u go here say headmaster beards catch fire

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jan 10, 2017
Thank God, someone shares the same mind with me. Even as i live in lekki here, there are days I go broke, I take the bus,I enter Keke, I don't go out to drink anyhow, because it doesn't make sense buying beer for 1k because of lekki. I might be digressing but I am all about living within your means. No forming. People think that they fear God because of their temporal suffering by the time their moment changes, they will forget God. Do what you can in life to survive. Don't compare yourself to others. You are great in your own right.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by BlossomedCherry: 5:18pm On Jan 10, 2017
EmmySparky:
baba u need coaching from em pros...no be my mouth u go here say headmaster beards catch fire
u fit still coach me nah so I wont be wasting my mb on youtube.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Leopantro: 5:20pm On Jan 10, 2017
Snow5:
If u gat uncles that u know can help you get a job with a snap of the finger... And you still jobless.... Nor worry...

We are in this together... Like u rightly said... No one gives a damn about you. Just hustle...

I Don plan to enter Street this year oo... Make I look this January finish... And I nor see any hope..

I gat a laptop

I gat a sound android phone..

And I gat little fund which I hustled last year..


If worse come to worse... I do the needful.

you already have the two things required to make money. PM me and I would teach you how. it would not make you rich overnight but you will make progress in a few months.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 10, 2017
ab11baddo:
does dat IT slot still opened cuz am in dying need of one myself..
Currently? No Sir.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by othman11(m): 5:25pm On Jan 10, 2017
Oocc:
You graduated 15, 10, years ago and still no job yet. You talk to people around about it, to get help but you are mocked behind you and they talk about you and say all sorts of things.

You walk almost all the roads and streets in Lagos in search of job, still no job. Any company you go to, they tell u to apply online whenever they have vacancies.

You stay at home to search for jobs online and neighbours gossip you and say he stays at home doing nothing, instead of him to go out and hustle like his mates. They term you a lazy man.

You come on nairaland to talk about your joblessness and how you have suffered, and you see people advising and some even opting to help, but at the end, you discover it was all but a show. No one wants to help.....Nobody wants to help, even if they can. I even doubt if any man helps any man these days. Mostly they prefer to help women! I've had about 4 different Nairalanders that have opted to help, but they just stop replying when you send them the mail or CV they requested.

You lay on your bed every night, thinking, sometimes praying and crying.. ..soaking your pillows with tears, but it just seem like God is just far away.

The truth is.. ...nobody cares! Nobody gives a damn about you. If you like kill yourself inside your room......nobody cares! You don't have a job for 20 years, nobody cares! You discover that the more you tell people your problems the more they mock you and use you as a topic of discussion, and the more you get frustrated. Nobody helps anybody again in Nigeria.

This is to me and all those nairalanders like me, coming to seek for help......coming to seek for job.....Stop begging for job, stop hoping that someone will help you here. Drop that your certificate, in fact go and hide it(i just did that today) Go out there, carry concrete-in-pans on your head and climb a 3- storey building, wash toilets, carry loads for people, work as labourer on site, carry packages from container to store, carry cement, do all sorts of dirty jobs and make money.. ....no matter how small. At least you won't beg anyone, or hope on anyone.
Just do anything to survive, cos no one will help you except you.



#bowing out
I guess you're a Fishery student and you graduate with a pass
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by ikorodureporta: 5:26pm On Jan 10, 2017
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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2017
Op I feel your pain but until u stop expecting people to help u, that's when great ideas will flow in, which will be end up becoming sought after by millions of people. Life is tough like I always say.. It's not for the weak or faint hearted.
I know of unilag students both guys and girls who learnt one craft or the other and end using it in school. The one who learnt the craft of sandals and shoes are making their money by the side and paying their schools. The ones who learnt sewing?; sew for students, making money, barbing nko? It's also there. They feed well, dress well and assist their parents.
If u keep posting cv up and down we without a skill to sell and make ends meet.
My dear OYO. Stop the self pity and think! Wat product or services do the society need that will create money for u.. Just think!

In my own case, the fear of sexual harassment made me seat down and think, what services can I provide for the public? And be an enterprenuer ,without bn placed at the mercy of any employer. And an idea came up, which am so glad I followed it up. And fashied white collar jobs.
I hate been boxed into a corner cos I want to survive. I detest it.

And my plans triumphed after some rigorous years down the lane

Like I said starting thinking constructively.
God help u amen

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