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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 5:26am On Jan 13, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.

I have both already.... Next step please.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 5:31am On Jan 13, 2017
Leopantro:


if you sent me a PM, kindly check your email

Pls What's the business all about?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 8:50am On Jan 13, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.

Hello, I have the above requirements ready. Pls What's next?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 9:29am On Jan 13, 2017
Bossman:
Make sure you are on the look out for better opportunities. Though 30k sounds a little low, after a few months, start applying to other places.


Yes, I will. Thanks.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 10:18am On Jan 13, 2017
Donpizzle:


Hello, I have the above requirements ready. Pls What's next?



Send me a Pm... I have to observe you for days before I freely give you what I want to...


EFCC is everywhere even on nairaland.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 11:09am On Jan 13, 2017
butanep:



Send me a Pm... I have to observe you for days before I freely give you what I want to...


EFCC is everywhere even on nairaland.

Bro, I have never been able to send PM on nairaland. Don't know the reason. Please let's chat on WhatsApp. Here is my number; 0_ 8_ 1_ 6_ 7_ 5_ 6_ 8_ 4_ 3_ 2. Expecting your message
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Ken4agent(m): 12:23pm On Jan 13, 2017
Amelian:
Op I feel your pain but until u stop expecting people to help u, that's when great ideas will flow in, which will be end up becoming sought after by millions of people. Life is tough like I always say.. It's not for the weak or faint hearted.
I know of unilag students both guys and girls who learnt one craft or the other and end using it in school. The one who learnt the craft of sandals and shoes are making their money by the side and paying their schools. The ones who learnt sewing?; sew for students, making money, barbing nko? It's also there. They feed well, dress well and assist their parents.
If u keep posting cv up and down we without a skill to sell and make ends meet.
My dear OYO. Stop the self pity and think! Wat product or services do the society need that will create money for u.. Just think!

In my own case, the fear of sexual harassment made me seat down and think, what services can I provide for the public? And be an enterprenuer ,without bn placed at the mercy of any employer. And an idea came up, which am so glad I followed it up. And fashied white collar jobs.
I hate been boxed into a corner cos I want to survive. I detest it.

And my plans triumphed after some rigorous years down the lane

Like I said starting thinking constructively.
God help u amen
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Ken4agent(m): 12:25pm On Jan 13, 2017
Amelian:
Op I feel your pain but until u stop expecting people to help u, that's when great ideas will flow in, which will be end up becoming sought after by millions of people. Life is tough like I always say.. It's not for the weak or faint hearted.
I know of unilag students both guys and girls who learnt one craft or the other and end using it in school. The one who learnt the craft of sandals and shoes are making their money by the side and paying their schools. The ones who learnt sewing?; sew for students, making money, barbing nko? It's also there. They feed well, dress well and assist their parents.
If u keep posting cv up and down we without a skill to sell and make ends meet.
My dear OYO. Stop the self pity and think! Wat product or services do the society need that will create money for u.. Just think!

In my own case, the fear of sexual harassment made me seat down and think, what services can I provide for the public? And be an enterprenuer ,without bn placed at the mercy of any employer. And an idea came up, which am so glad I followed it up. And fashied white collar jobs.
I hate been boxed into a corner cos I want to survive. I detest it.

And my plans triumphed after some rigorous years down the lane

Like I said starting thinking constructively.
God help u amen
yur 1st n 2nd line is valuable n d rest is needlesd
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ken4agent:

yur 1st n 2nd line is valuable n d rest is needlesd



I wasn't referring to you.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by lilreese: 12:35pm On Jan 13, 2017
This is wisdom.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Ken4agent(m): 1:08pm On Jan 13, 2017
Amelian:



I wasn't referring to you.
Baby girl we aren't quarrelling now haba
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 1:11pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ken4agent:


Baby girl we aren't quarrelling now haba


I know but am not quarrelling with you.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by MoyoGENERAL: 2:34pm On Jan 13, 2017
Atamc:
Truly nobody cares.

I remember how I searched for job when I Finished service, I sent applications to numerous places, but all to no avail. Instead of just sitting at home, I went for a masters programme. Graduated April 2016 and searched for jobs till November that I managed to get a 30k job in Lagos. I didn't mind the pay, I accepted the offer and relocated to Ota upon advises from friends, despite the fact that my father was against it. Now I am in need of assistance so I can secure a place close to my workplace, all the friends that advised me to relocate disappeared. I hope when I make it in future and decide to be selfish, no one will raise nose.


Dear Ata M.C,
You are a young chap with a bright future and I'm glad you took a giant stride towards what you want and not staying idle! Don't worry trying times like this will pass, you will get settled and even get better jobs with 7 figures offer! However when you make it in life( even before then), never lose the philosophy of GIVING! When you are capable, pls help people, do good, reach out to the poor. Some friends will come when you are now something, don't discard them totally when they come for help cos they did same to you in the past. Please don't!
Lest I forget, I believe you've got a beautiful smile, when you keep people in mind for revenge, you may lose that!!! Yes, you may!
Finally, I sense innocency in your write-ups! You must be a good Christian! Please keep being one!
And when you land that great JOB ( that break scales), Please tag me!
We will rejoice with you!!!!

Cheers

Yours sincerely,
A Nairalander.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by jessyb: 9:54am On Jan 14, 2017
Rich life Commercial and Logistics Limited is recruiting for Client Service Officers in its Real Estate Firm
Salary: 100k
Qualification: OND, NCE, HND, and BSc

Send your CV to richliferecruitment@gmail.com with HR Gbemisola as the subject


Deadline: February 1st


Only Lagos residents can apply
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Tobitrueman(m): 9:21pm On Jan 14, 2017
YoungDaNaval:
God bless you brother. I started get help worldwide with a borrowed 20k last year September. now see how much am investing

Pls bro, how did you do it?
Help me out sir.

Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by YoungDaNaval(m): 9:52pm On Jan 14, 2017
Tobitrueman:

Pls bro, how did you do it? Help me out sir.
08182316971 WhatsApp me
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 9:57pm On Jan 14, 2017
butanep:



Send me a Pm... I have to observe you for days before I freely give you what I want to...


EFCC is everywhere even on nairaland.

Boss. I no hear from you again. Hw far?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by tintedniggz(m): 12:34pm On Jan 15, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.
Bros, I have the requirements set, sent you a pm. Thanks.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by ojelereoluwale(m): 7:37am On Jan 16, 2017
hnnhmm, very touching article's everyone was right .....nobody are interested about your effort, they re only after result.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by drexzy: 11:20am On Jan 16, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.
Please bro, i'm really interested i already have torr on my laptop and i do have an old airtel line. I just PM you now.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2017
drexzy:
Please bro, i'm really interested i already have torr on my laptop and i do have an old airtel line. I just PM you now. This is my email dejibabs567@gmail.com

I don't know you man.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by fergieboy: 2:56pm On Jan 16, 2017
butanep:



Send me a Pm... I have to observe you for days before I freely give you what I want to...


EFCC is everywhere even on nairaland.
Boss am interested.. I have the requirement.. Will send you a pm now. Thanks
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 3:26pm On Jan 16, 2017
fergieboy:

Boss am interested.. I have the requirement.. Will send you a pm now. Thanks

I won't respond to your Pm oga.


Sorry I sounded harsh.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by fergieboy: 3:31pm On Jan 16, 2017
butanep:


I won't respond to your Pm oga.


Sorry I sounded harsh.
Lolzzz nigga grin
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by life00: 5:51pm On Jan 16, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.


Really interested
Following you bumper pls mention me, im interested how do i keep in contact maybe Whatsapp,
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 10:31pm On Jan 16, 2017
life00:



Really interested
Following you bumper pls mention me, im interested how do i keep in contact maybe Whatsapp,

Who re u man?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by life00: 11:38pm On Jan 16, 2017
butanep:

Who re u man?

Am just someone you won't regret meeting.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 11:39pm On Jan 16, 2017
life00:



Am just someone you won't regret meeting.

You want to offer me something?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 18, 2017
I don't even know what to believe anymore. You send countless well written applications to positions you know you'll be able to to do cos you have the skills, yet you don't even get a response from the employers. Then you start to believe you have one of those "realities" where nothing works. The worst part is even your own damn family thinks you're a disgrace & you start getting paranoid thinking they're planning to get rid of you somehow. The few people you summon the courage to talk to only say "it is well" like that's helping matters. Fúcking hypocrites. If it is my destiny to become a criminal mastermind, let it be. After all nobody cares how you get your money especially bítches.

Anyway if anyone can link me to a design job, I'll appreciate it, cos I've asked for links on those vacancy threads with no response, instead they keep posting commerce or social science related positions with outrageous requirements. I just don't want to kiss niggas ąss to get off the ground. They'll only help if you're female & pretty.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Fhemmmy: 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2017
fluxmind:
I don't even know what to believe anymore. You send countless well written applications to positions you know you'll be able to to do cos you have the skills, yet you don't even get a response from the employers. Then you start to believe you have one of those "realities" where nothing works. The worst part is even your own damn family thinks you're a disgrace & you start getting paranoid thinking they're planning to get rid of you somehow. The few people you summon the courage to talk to only say "it is well" like that's helping matters. Fúcking hypocrites. If it is my destiny to become a criminal mastermind, let it be. After all nobody cares how you get your money especially bítches.

Anyway if anyone can link me to a design job, I'll appreciate it, cos I've asked for links on those vacancy threads with no response, instead they keep posting commerce or social science related positions with outrageous requirements. I just don't want to kiss niggas ąss to get off the ground. They'll only help if you're female & pretty.

1, Have you shown your Resume (CV) to anyone to read through and make sure it is well structured and on point?
2. How many applications do you send out per day?
While i do agree there is a problem with employment in Nigeria or even the world as a whole, we have to make sure that we have done our part too and leave no stone unturned.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jan 19, 2017
Fhemmmy:


1, Have you shown your Resume (CV) to anyone to read through and make sure it is well structured and on point?
2. How many applications do you send out per day?
While i do agree there is a problem with employment in Nigeria or even the world as a whole, we have to make sure that we have done our part too and leave no stone unturned.

I've paid for CV reviews, for different fields. Sent applications for positions I'm interested in. Next is to buy a gun.

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