hopefulLandlord:


which explains why a plane crashes and all die no matter their religious affiliation

bullets doesn't differentiate between atheist and Christians/Muslims

bomb blast too is fair, doesn't matter if you have Jesus, Allah or none


abeg, no make me too laugh

Clown. Jesus didn't promise them immortality here on Earth. Jesus only assured them that they will be victorious.
Christains die everyday becos of Human Sin not becos the Word of Jesus is invalid.

sonofluc1fer:

Na. Sorry, that's not what I read in your Bible. Why not update and publish a New Testament?

You should update yourself.

EyeHateGod:


Smh confused set of people

Clown , who is more confused. someone that believes he came from Ape and yet cannot marry one ,people who believe they came from rocks, yet millions of Rocks are still unchanged.

blueAgent:


Clown , who is more confused. someone that believes he came from Ape and yet cannot marry one ,people who believe they came from rocks, yet millions of Rocks are still unchanged.

i Didn't Come from ape I am An Ape!

blueAgent:


,people who believe they came from rocks, yet millions of Rocks are still unchanged.

[size=50pt] OLODO [/size]

EyeHateGod:
i Didn't Come from ape I am An Ape!

Ape how Zoo?

EyeHateGod:
[size=50pt] OLODO [/size]

That word is reserved for Apethists who say they came from Ape. Lol.....

blueAgent:


Ape how Zoo?

Like all Ape stay on Zoo right? lol like during slavery they didn't put black folks in Cages?

EyeHateGod:

Like all Ape stay on Zoo right? lol like during slavery they didn't put black folks in Cages?

But we still have Apes in Zoos across the World. happy Ape's day.

blueAgent:


But we still have Apes in Zoos across the World. happy Ape's day.

Tank u

sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

starting from bottom to top

5. Jesus never instructed, preached or supported tithes

4. dunno anything on the subject

3. as for the tongues, the only tongues i know of in the bible was actually other languages . also most of the “skiboroboskibo skiboroboskibo" that people speak today is fake

2. doesn't actually mean we should just test it

1. uncertain on the topic

waldigit:


One day you shall speak in tongues

Used to. Thank God I was delivered.

sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

The bolded made me laugh like a madman .

Looolz . u no go kill me with lafta

urahara:
The bolded made me laugh like a madman . Looolz . u no go kill me with lafta

Hmmmm

sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

You Atheist can only get clicks only when you write things against Christainity.

If i were you, i would spend more time researching about the Scam called Atheism and how YOU have been DECIEVED by Satanist.
Hahaha.


www.nairaland.com/3603587/karl-marx-atheist-satanist-truth

easterwick:
Come out of her
christianity belongs to paul, not jesus christ.. all the churches in the world is the wide road because the beast (paul) has abducted them to satan and the woman babylon(mother of hallots) controls the beast and also kill the innocent sheep
The Church is the bride to jesus christ,follow me as i follow christ,i become your father,love ur wife as christ love the church and offer himself for her this is a profound one,deliver this man to satan for the destruction of the flesh,i was send not to baptise anyone but to preach,who have bewitched you,you are save by faith.i adopt you to christ now you will cry abba father all this link to witch craft and idolatry no amount of bible scripture you will understand if u dont reject the doctrine of paul (nicolaitans) u r on lost road.

You need help. remember God will judge you for this comment.

plaetton:


Don't forget that the first transatlantic slave ship was IRONICALLY named "The Good Ship Jesus".

This slave ship Jesus is still today, carrying millions of African (mental) slaves to distant places of no return.

And the same ship brought Atheism and fantasy.Lol.......abi Atheism na African invention?

blueAgent:




And the same ship brought Atheism and fantasy.Lol.......abi Atheism na African invention?

Lol.

In a way, yes indeed.

A careful and detailed reading of the Holy Babble is usually a sure ticket to MENTAL SOVEREIGNTY and ultimately, atheism.

plaetton:


Lol.

In a way, yes indeed.

A careful and detailed reading of the Holy Babble is usually a sure ticket to MENTAL SOVEREIGNTY and ultimately, atheism.

you and musketto I don't know who is a better writer sef both of u guys are good, the Bible is responsible for many atheists today lol

stephenmorris:
you and musketto I don't know who is a better writer sef both of u guys are good, the Bible is responsible for many atheists today lol

see as my head don blow. Compared to the great Plaetton.

blueAgent:




You Atheist can only get clicks only when you write things against Christainity.

If i were you, i would spend more time researching about the Scam called Atheism and how YOU have been DECIEVED by Satanist.
Hahaha.

Oga foolishAgent, an African needs no research to know Adam and Eve aren't their ancestors. Your skin, tongue and a little common sense is all that is required.
You can keep waiting for revelation from Israel.

sonofluc1fer:

Oga foolishAgent, an African needs no research to know Adam and Eve aren't their ancestors. Your skin, tongue and a little common sense is all that is required.


You can keep waiting for revelation from Israel.

TKO !!

Now, how can I or anyone ever compare to this kind of TKO ?

plaetton:


TKO !!

Now, how can I or anyone ever compare to this kind of TKO ?

sonofluc1fer:

Hiya..

modath:


Hiya..

Hey Mo. Pm?

sonofluc1fer:

Oga foolishAgent, an African needs no research to know Adam and Eve aren't their ancestors. Your skin, tongue and a little common sense is all that is required.
You can keep waiting for revelation from Israel.

lol you dey mind the fool
Wetin concern Africa with Isreal

sonofluc1fer:

Hey Mo. Pm?

Sure.. anyday, anytime.

SHALOM!

sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

That is not what The REAL Bible said.

. MATTHEW 24:29-38.

29. "Immediately after The Tribulation
of those days shall the Sun be darkened,
and the Moon shall not give her light,
and the Stars shall fall from Heaven,
and the Powers of the Heavens
shall be shaken:
30. "And then shall appear
The Sign of The Son of Man in Heaven:
and then shall
all the Tribes of the Earth mourn,
and they shall see The Son of Man
coming in The Clouds of Heaven
with power and great Glory.
31. "And he shall send his Angels
with a great sound of a trumpet,
and they shall gather together his Elect
from the four winds,
from one end of Heaven to the other.
32. Now learn a Parable of the fig tree;

'WHEN HIS BRANCH IS YET TENDER,
AND PUTTETH FORTH LEAVES,
YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NIGH:'

33. "So likewise ye,
when ye shall see all these things,
now that it is near, even at the doors.
34. "Verily I say unto you,

'THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS,
TILL ALL THESE THINGS BE FULFILLED.'

35. "Heaven and Earth shall pass away,
but my Words shall not pass away.
36. "But of that day and hour
knoweth no man, no,
not The Angels of Heaven,
but my Father only.
37. "But as the days of Noe were,
so shall also
The Coming of The Son of Man be.
38. "For as in the days
that were before the Flood
they were eating and drinking,
marrying and giving in marriage,
until the day that Noe
entered into the Ark,
39. "And knew not
until the flood came,
and took them all away;
so shall also
The Coming of The Son of Man be."

THE KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE IS THE PROTESTANT ENGLISH BIBLE, BASED ON THE HEBREW MANUSCRIPT USED BY THE JEWS, AND THE GREEK MANUSCRIPTS USED BY THE ORIGINAL CHRISTIANS OF ANTIOCH.

The Roman Catholic Church Bibles are based on the forgeries of the Egyptian Library at Alexandria, and are not authentic.

[See: SABOTAGE, by Jack T. Chick.]

Also, you do not know HOW TO READ THE BIBLE.

You do not VOMIT Scriptures, and demand for someone to explain them to you, before you accept them, like a DOG EATING ITS VOMIT.

Rather, you go sit, lie, or walk quietly murmuring the Scripture to yourself, and many hundreds or thousands of times necessary for you to completely understand its meaning. As a SHEEP CHEWING THE CUD.

I have endeavored to teach you ignorant Bible-Dabblers this, but been largely ignored, and never thanked.

YAHSHYA SAID, VERY CLEARLY, THAT THE GENERATION THAT WITNESSED ALL OF THOSE SIGNS TOGETHER WOULD BE TGE ONE THAT WOULD SEE HIS RETURN.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

YAHSHUA GAVE THAT POWER TO THE SEVENTY DISCIPLES- MEN WHO HAD LEFT THEIR HOMES AND FAMILIES, TO GO INTO HOSTILE TERRITORIES PREACHING THE GOSPEL. Any Christian equal with them can do the same things.

The last Church I was a member of- Franklin Hall's FULL SALVATION CHURCH rediscovered the Secret of LITERAL INVULNERABILITY- being able to withstand MACHETE CUTS, DIG BITES, STABBING, and even FURNACE-LEVEL HEAT.

(A sailor, KEN CANTRELL, who merely happened to read a Franklin Hall book teaching "Water-Fasting"of up to 40-days' duration, was trapped in an aviation fuel blaze on board THE LAKE CHAMPLAIN, in 1953. He was forced to watch his fellow crew burn to death around him, while he, on a 21-day Fast, could not even FEEL the flames around him. After he travelled around America for decades, testifying, the US Navy NOW claims that this Event never happened. (See: SNOPES.COM))

These things are not done to test God.

You have no right to demand such a thing.

If it were dine, WHAT NEXT?

You would not be SAVED. You would not be a Believed of THE WORD OF GOD, but of a PHYSICAL PERCEPTION.

Such conversions have NEVER been known to WORK.

PAUL is the greatest example of that.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

THE BASIS OF SPEAKING IN TONGUES is the ability to utter sounds not controlled by the Conscious Mind- which is the prerequisite of PROPHECY.

Most Speaking-in-Tongues is surely mere emulation- people merely copying what others did, and not being inspired of God at all. However, those who truly have Faith are able to communicate their INTENTION, and this INTENTION has a Spirirtual Effect.

PAUL-BASED TEACHING that Speaking-in-Tongues cannot be understood by the Devils is complete bullshit.

A Spirit Being can always understand any mortal Communication it can perceive on its level of Existence.

An Earthly Spirit cannot understand Heavenly Language, but its Heavenly Devil Allies would happily translate for it.

SPEAKING-IN-TONGUES has barely been exploited in this era.

FRANKLIN HALL, who travelled around the World preaching, testified to having Spoken-in-Tongues in over two hundred different languages.

[See: THE RETURN OF IMMORTALITY, by Franklin Hall.]

THE PENTECOSTALS generally waste The Power on penny-ante stunts, instead of securing THE TEN TALENTS OF POWER.

THE FIRST TALENT would enable the RETENTION of EVERY Language one ever HEARD or composed, enabling its writing and translation. The Next Step in Pentecostalism will involvebp Ministers who Speak Sermons ENTIRELY in Tongues, who can ONLY be understood by First and Second Talent Possessors, while the HYPOCRITES and UNBELIEVERS will not be able to understand a word of what is said.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

As I said before, THESE WORDS ARE TO BE UNDERSTOOD BY THE SHEEP OF THE LORD- not by DOGS.

Upon MEDITATION, all possible meanings of a Scripture are considered and rejected- taking weeks into months, if necessary.

Under this process, the SubConscious Mind surfaces, in the attempt to CROSS-REFERENCE EVERYTHING one EVER heard or experienced that would SOLVE this BRAIN-BREAKING PROBLEM.

Only a person who LOVES GOD will go to such lengths.

Those who HATE GOD get NOWHERE.

. MARK 4:33-34.

33. And with many such Parables
spake he the word unto them,
as they were able to hear it.
34. But without a Parable spake he not unto them:
and when they were alone,
he expounded all things to his Disciples.

. JOHN 6:52-56.

[color=990000]52. The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying,
"How can this man give us his flesh to eat?"
53. Then Jesus said unto them,
"Verily, verily, I say unto you,[/color]

'EXCEPT YE EAT
THE FLESH OF THE SON OF MAN,
AND DRINK HIS BLOOD,
YE HAVE NO LIFE IN YOU.'

54. "Whoso eateth my flesh,
and drinketh my blood, hath Eternal Life;
and I will raise him up at the Last Day.
55. "For my flesh is meat indeed,
and my blood is drink indeed.
56. "He that eateth my flesh,
and drinketh my blood,
DWELLETH IN ME,
AND I IN HIM,"

AFTER THE "DOGS" HAD GONE WHINING BACK TO THEIR MASTERS, YAHSHUA ALWAYS EXPLAINED ALL OF HIS PARABLES TO THOSE WHO WERE PATIENT ENOUGH TO WAIT WITH HIM.

.. 1^st JOHN 3:22-24.

22. And whatsoever we ask,
we receive of him,
because we keep His Commandments,
and do those things
that are pleasing in His Sight.
23. And this is His Commandment,

"That we should
believe on the Name
of His Son Jesus Christ,
and love one another,
as he gave us Commandment."

24. And he that keepeth his Commandments
dwelleth in him,
and he in him.
And hereby know we
that he abideth in us,

"By The Spirit
which he hath given us.

SO ALSO, THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD MEDITATE ON THE HIGH-ENERGY WORDS OF GOD THAT THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND, UNTIL GOD ACKNOWLEDGES THEIR AGREEMENT WITH HIM, AND COMES TO THEM, TO GRANT THEM THE WISDOM THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND HIS WORD.

. JOSHUA 1:8.

8. "This Book of The Law
shall not depart out of thy mouth
but thou shalt meditate therein day and night,
that thou mayest do
according to all that is written therein:
for then thou shalt make thy way Prosperous,
and then thou shalt have Good Success."

. PSALM 119:97-105.

97. O how I love Thy Law!
It is my meditation all the day.
98. Thou through Thy Commandments
hast made me Wiser than mine enemies:
for They are ever with me.
99 I have more understanding than all my teachers:
for Thy Testimonies are my meditation.
100. I understand more than the Ancients,
because I keep Thy Precepts.
101. I have refrained my feet
from every Evil Way,
that I might keep Thy Word.
102. I have not departed from Thy Judgments:
for Thou hast taught me.
103. How sweet are Thy Words unto my taste!
yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
104. Through Thy Precepts I get Understanding:
therefore I hate every False Way.
105. Thy Word is a Lamp unto my feet,
and a Light unto my Path.

. AMOS 3:3.

3. "Can two walk together,
except they be agreed?"

THE SIMPLE SOLUTION WAS THAT EATING HIS FLESH AND DRINKING HIS BLOOD WAS A METAPHOR FOR KEEPING HIS COMMANDMENTS AND DUPLICATING HIS EXPERIENCES.

Those who were inclined to think the worst of a Servant of God, and stop thinking thereafter all missed that- and lost their Souls and their Lives.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

WE DO NOT PAY TITHES TO MEN, BUT TO GOD.

We are supposed to pay our Tithes to a MAN-OF-GOD, who has ENHANCED our ability to communicate with GOD and to KNOW HIM. There can be NO ARGUMENT that such a person had EARNED THE TITHE.

If he had NOT done that, WHY giving the Tithe to HIM?

I am the only Christian I know, who has explained WHY the Tithe is 10%, and not some other fraction.

During the 19th Century, HARVARD Psychologists BORIS SIDIS and WILLIAM JAMES determined that the average person uses only 10% of their Mental Capability.

They tested their theory of Boris' son, WILLIAM SIDIS, and turned him into a super-genius.

The ILLUMINATI have downplayed their achievement to keep it out of the Public Domain.

When independent Dropout Researcher, LAFAYETTE RONALD HUBBARD developed a method to allow a person to access some of the 90% of their Mental Capability that lay untapped, the ILLUMINATI tried to eliminate him, then destroy his System, prompting him to create a Religious Organization to protect it, called SCIENTOLOGY.

An extensive Propaganda War has been waged to prevent people from learning what "L. RON HUBBARD" really discovered.

GOD DEMANDS THAT WE RENDER HIM 100% SERVICE.

Being merciful, He has deigned to endure 10% of our Service to Him: THE TITHE THEREFORE SYMBOLIZED THAT- a thing that might have been understood ONCE, but has since been LONG FORGOTTEN.

Therefore, as our Service Capability expands, so should our Tithing increase.

10% - TOTAL RECALL
20% - EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION
30% - TELEKINESIS
40% - TELEPORTATION
50% - TRANSLATION
100% - ETERNAL LIFE.

A Christian who SEES VISIONS and DISCERNS SPIRITS ought to pay TWICE the Tithes of someone who does not even have TOTAL RECALL of the whole Bible, let alone their whole life.

A person who HEALS should be paying THREE TIMES the base Tithe rate.

A Christian who CASTS OUT DEVILS should be paying QUADRUPLE TITHES.

A Christian who can summon Heavenly Beings and Travel to Heaven ought to pay 50% of their earnings as Tithes.

A Christian who has achieved IMMORTALITY should give EVERYTHING they have to the person who TAUGHT them.

IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER TO DONATE MONEY TO MINISTERS WHO DO NOT TEACH THESE THINGS!

This system of TRUE TITHING should ELIMINATE the FRIVOLITY from Christianity, should it not?

Who will FALSELY CLAIM to have seen a VISION, if they have to give over 30% of their Income?

Who will PRETEND to have experienced a MIRACLE, if they were obliged to hand over 30% of their money?

Oga oaroloye pls i'm sorry

sonofluc1fer:
Oga oaroloye pls i'm sorry

Hahahaha.

How wonderful The Blessing on Paul to write The Christians Scriptures and to train his students to write The Quran.
Glory to God!!!