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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 2:42pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: Clown. Jesus didn't promise them immortality here on Earth. Jesus only assured them that they will be victorious. Christains die everyday becos of Human Sin not becos the Word of Jesus is invalid. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 2:43pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
sonofluc1fer: You should update yourself. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 2:51pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: Clown , who is more confused. someone that believes he came from Ape and yet cannot marry one ,people who believe they came from rocks, yet millions of Rocks are still unchanged. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by EyeHateGod: 2:56pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
blueAgent:i Didn't Come from ape I am An Ape! 3 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by EyeHateGod: 2:58pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
blueAgent:[size=50pt] OLODO [/size] 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod:Ape how Zoo? |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: That word is reserved for Apethists who say they came from Ape. Lol..... |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by EyeHateGod: 3:09pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
blueAgent:Like all Ape stay on Zoo right? lol like during slavery they didn't put black folks in Cages? |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 3:33pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: But we still have Apes in Zoos across the World. happy Ape's day. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by EyeHateGod: 3:55pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
blueAgent:Tank u |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by Wilgrea7(m): 7:04pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
sonofluc1fer: starting from bottom to top 5. Jesus never instructed, preached or supported tithes 4. dunno anything on the subject 3. as for the tongues, the only tongues i know of in the bible was actually other languages . also most of the “skiboroboskibo skiboroboskibo" that people speak today is fake 2. doesn't actually mean we should just test it 1. uncertain on the topic |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 6:13am On Oct 08, 2016 |
waldigit:Used to. Thank God I was delivered. 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by urahara(m): 5:50pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
sonofluc1fer: The bolded made me laugh like a madman . Looolz . u no go kill me with lafta |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by hopefulLandlord: 9:46am On Dec 15, 2016 |
urahara: 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by hopefulLandlord: 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Hmmmm |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 11:43pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer: You Atheist can only get clicks only when you write things against Christainity. If i were you, i would spend more time researching about the Scam called Atheism and how YOU have been DECIEVED by Satanist. Hahaha. www.nairaland.com/3603587/karl-marx-atheist-satanist-truth |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 11:46pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
easterwick: You need help. remember God will judge you for this comment. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 11:48pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
plaetton: And the same ship brought Atheism and fantasy.Lol.......abi Atheism na African invention? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by plaetton: 6:34am On Feb 10, 2017 |
blueAgent: Lol. In a way, yes indeed. A careful and detailed reading of the Holy Babble is usually a sure ticket to MENTAL SOVEREIGNTY and ultimately, atheism. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by Nobody: 9:32am On Feb 10, 2017 |
plaetton:you and musketto I don't know who is a better writer sef both of u guys are good, the Bible is responsible for many atheists today lol 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 11:25am On Feb 10, 2017 |
stephenmorris:see as my head don blow. Compared to the great Plaetton. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 11:27am On Feb 10, 2017 |
blueAgent:Oga foolishAgent, an African needs no research to know Adam and Eve aren't their ancestors. Your skin, tongue and a little common sense is all that is required. You can keep waiting for revelation from Israel. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by plaetton: 11:41am On Feb 10, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer: TKO !! Now, how can I or anyone ever compare to this kind of TKO ? |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 6:57pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
plaetton: |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by modath(f): 9:08pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer: Hiya.. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:19pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
modath:Hey Mo. Pm? |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by jonbellion(m): 12:09am On Feb 11, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer:lol you dey mind the fool Wetin concern Africa with Isreal |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by modath(f): 3:21am On Feb 11, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer: Sure.. anyday, anytime. |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by oaroloye(m): 9:12am On Feb 11, 2017 |
SHALOM! sonofluc1fer: That is not what The REAL Bible said. . MATTHEW 24:29-38. 29. "Immediately after The Tribulation of those days shall the Sun be darkened, and the Moon shall not give her light, and the Stars shall fall from Heaven, and the Powers of the Heavens shall be shaken: 30. "And then shall appear The Sign of The Son of Man in Heaven: and then shall all the Tribes of the Earth mourn, and they shall see The Son of Man coming in The Clouds of Heaven with power and great Glory. 31. "And he shall send his Angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his Elect from the four winds, from one end of Heaven to the other. 32. Now learn a Parable of the fig tree; 'WHEN HIS BRANCH IS YET TENDER, AND PUTTETH FORTH LEAVES, YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NIGH:' 33. "So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, now that it is near, even at the doors. 34. "Verily I say unto you, 'THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS, TILL ALL THESE THINGS BE FULFILLED.' 35. "Heaven and Earth shall pass away, but my Words shall not pass away. 36. "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not The Angels of Heaven, but my Father only. 37. "But as the days of Noe were, so shall also The Coming of The Son of Man be. 38. "For as in the days that were before the Flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the Ark, 39. "And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also The Coming of The Son of Man be." THE KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE IS THE PROTESTANT ENGLISH BIBLE, BASED ON THE HEBREW MANUSCRIPT USED BY THE JEWS, AND THE GREEK MANUSCRIPTS USED BY THE ORIGINAL CHRISTIANS OF ANTIOCH. The Roman Catholic Church Bibles are based on the forgeries of the Egyptian Library at Alexandria, and are not authentic. [See: SABOTAGE, by Jack T. Chick.] Also, you do not know HOW TO READ THE BIBLE. You do not VOMIT Scriptures, and demand for someone to explain them to you, before you accept them, like a DOG EATING ITS VOMIT. Rather, you go sit, lie, or walk quietly murmuring the Scripture to yourself, and many hundreds or thousands of times necessary for you to completely understand its meaning. As a SHEEP CHEWING THE CUD. I have endeavored to teach you ignorant Bible-Dabblers this, but been largely ignored, and never thanked. YAHSHYA SAID, VERY CLEARLY, THAT THE GENERATION THAT WITNESSED ALL OF THOSE SIGNS TOGETHER WOULD BE TGE ONE THAT WOULD SEE HIS RETURN. 2. Miracles: YAHSHUA GAVE THAT POWER TO THE SEVENTY DISCIPLES- MEN WHO HAD LEFT THEIR HOMES AND FAMILIES, TO GO INTO HOSTILE TERRITORIES PREACHING THE GOSPEL. Any Christian equal with them can do the same things. The last Church I was a member of- Franklin Hall's FULL SALVATION CHURCH rediscovered the Secret of LITERAL INVULNERABILITY- being able to withstand MACHETE CUTS, DIG BITES, STABBING, and even FURNACE-LEVEL HEAT. (A sailor, KEN CANTRELL, who merely happened to read a Franklin Hall book teaching "Water-Fasting"of up to 40-days' duration, was trapped in an aviation fuel blaze on board THE LAKE CHAMPLAIN, in 1953. He was forced to watch his fellow crew burn to death around him, while he, on a 21-day Fast, could not even FEEL the flames around him. After he travelled around America for decades, testifying, the US Navy NOW claims that this Event never happened. (See: SNOPES.COM)) These things are not done to test God. You have no right to demand such a thing. If it were dine, WHAT NEXT? You would not be SAVED. You would not be a Believed of THE WORD OF GOD, but of a PHYSICAL PERCEPTION. Such conversions have NEVER been known to WORK. PAUL is the greatest example of that. 3. Speaking in tongues: THE BASIS OF SPEAKING IN TONGUES is the ability to utter sounds not controlled by the Conscious Mind- which is the prerequisite of PROPHECY. Most Speaking-in-Tongues is surely mere emulation- people merely copying what others did, and not being inspired of God at all. However, those who truly have Faith are able to communicate their INTENTION, and this INTENTION has a Spirirtual Effect. PAUL-BASED TEACHING that Speaking-in-Tongues cannot be understood by the Devils is complete bullshit. A Spirit Being can always understand any mortal Communication it can perceive on its level of Existence. An Earthly Spirit cannot understand Heavenly Language, but its Heavenly Devil Allies would happily translate for it. SPEAKING-IN-TONGUES has barely been exploited in this era. FRANKLIN HALL, who travelled around the World preaching, testified to having Spoken-in-Tongues in over two hundred different languages. [See: THE RETURN OF IMMORTALITY, by Franklin Hall.] THE PENTECOSTALS generally waste The Power on penny-ante stunts, instead of securing THE TEN TALENTS OF POWER. THE FIRST TALENT would enable the RETENTION of EVERY Language one ever HEARD or composed, enabling its writing and translation. The Next Step in Pentecostalism will involvebp Ministers who Speak Sermons ENTIRELY in Tongues, who can ONLY be understood by First and Second Talent Possessors, while the HYPOCRITES and UNBELIEVERS will not be able to understand a word of what is said. 4. Holy Communion: As I said before, THESE WORDS ARE TO BE UNDERSTOOD BY THE SHEEP OF THE LORD- not by DOGS. Upon MEDITATION, all possible meanings of a Scripture are considered and rejected- taking weeks into months, if necessary. Under this process, the SubConscious Mind surfaces, in the attempt to CROSS-REFERENCE EVERYTHING one EVER heard or experienced that would SOLVE this BRAIN-BREAKING PROBLEM. Only a person who LOVES GOD will go to such lengths. Those who HATE GOD get NOWHERE. . MARK 4:33-34. 33. And with many such Parables spake he the word unto them, as they were able to hear it. 34. But without a Parable spake he not unto them: and when they were alone, he expounded all things to his Disciples. . JOHN 6:52-56. [color=990000]52. The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, "How can this man give us his flesh to eat?" 53. Then Jesus said unto them, "Verily, verily, I say unto you,[/color] 'EXCEPT YE EAT THE FLESH OF THE SON OF MAN, AND DRINK HIS BLOOD, YE HAVE NO LIFE IN YOU.' 54. "Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath Eternal Life; and I will raise him up at the Last Day. 55. "For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. 56. "He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, DWELLETH IN ME, AND I IN HIM," AFTER THE "DOGS" HAD GONE WHINING BACK TO THEIR MASTERS, YAHSHUA ALWAYS EXPLAINED ALL OF HIS PARABLES TO THOSE WHO WERE PATIENT ENOUGH TO WAIT WITH HIM. .. 1st JOHN 3:22-24. 22. And whatsoever we ask, we receive of him, because we keep His Commandments, and do those things that are pleasing in His Sight. 23. And this is His Commandment, "That we should believe on the Name of His Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as he gave us Commandment." 24. And he that keepeth his Commandments dwelleth in him, and he in him. And hereby know we that he abideth in us, "By The Spirit which he hath given us. SO ALSO, THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD MEDITATE ON THE HIGH-ENERGY WORDS OF GOD THAT THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND, UNTIL GOD ACKNOWLEDGES THEIR AGREEMENT WITH HIM, AND COMES TO THEM, TO GRANT THEM THE WISDOM THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND HIS WORD. . JOSHUA 1:8. 8. "This Book of The Law shall not depart out of thy mouth but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way Prosperous, and then thou shalt have Good Success." . PSALM 119:97-105. 97. O how I love Thy Law! It is my meditation all the day. 98. Thou through Thy Commandments hast made me Wiser than mine enemies: for They are ever with me. 99 I have more understanding than all my teachers: for Thy Testimonies are my meditation. 100. I understand more than the Ancients, because I keep Thy Precepts. 101. I have refrained my feet from every Evil Way, that I might keep Thy Word. 102. I have not departed from Thy Judgments: for Thou hast taught me. 103. How sweet are Thy Words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth! 104. Through Thy Precepts I get Understanding: therefore I hate every False Way. 105. Thy Word is a Lamp unto my feet, and a Light unto my Path. . AMOS 3:3. 3. "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" THE SIMPLE SOLUTION WAS THAT EATING HIS FLESH AND DRINKING HIS BLOOD WAS A METAPHOR FOR KEEPING HIS COMMANDMENTS AND DUPLICATING HIS EXPERIENCES. Those who were inclined to think the worst of a Servant of God, and stop thinking thereafter all missed that- and lost their Souls and their Lives. 5. Tithe: WE DO NOT PAY TITHES TO MEN, BUT TO GOD. We are supposed to pay our Tithes to a MAN-OF-GOD, who has ENHANCED our ability to communicate with GOD and to KNOW HIM. There can be NO ARGUMENT that such a person had EARNED THE TITHE. If he had NOT done that, WHY giving the Tithe to HIM? I am the only Christian I know, who has explained WHY the Tithe is 10%, and not some other fraction. During the 19th Century, HARVARD Psychologists BORIS SIDIS and WILLIAM JAMES determined that the average person uses only 10% of their Mental Capability. They tested their theory of Boris' son, WILLIAM SIDIS, and turned him into a super-genius. The ILLUMINATI have downplayed their achievement to keep it out of the Public Domain. When independent Dropout Researcher, LAFAYETTE RONALD HUBBARD developed a method to allow a person to access some of the 90% of their Mental Capability that lay untapped, the ILLUMINATI tried to eliminate him, then destroy his System, prompting him to create a Religious Organization to protect it, called SCIENTOLOGY. An extensive Propaganda War has been waged to prevent people from learning what "L. RON HUBBARD" really discovered. GOD DEMANDS THAT WE RENDER HIM 100% SERVICE. Being merciful, He has deigned to endure 10% of our Service to Him: THE TITHE THEREFORE SYMBOLIZED THAT- a thing that might have been understood ONCE, but has since been LONG FORGOTTEN. Therefore, as our Service Capability expands, so should our Tithing increase. 10% - TOTAL RECALL 20% - EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION 30% - TELEKINESIS 40% - TELEPORTATION 50% - TRANSLATION 100% - ETERNAL LIFE. A Christian who SEES VISIONS and DISCERNS SPIRITS ought to pay TWICE the Tithes of someone who does not even have TOTAL RECALL of the whole Bible, let alone their whole life. A person who HEALS should be paying THREE TIMES the base Tithe rate. A Christian who CASTS OUT DEVILS should be paying QUADRUPLE TITHES. A Christian who can summon Heavenly Beings and Travel to Heaven ought to pay 50% of their earnings as Tithes. A Christian who has achieved IMMORTALITY should give EVERYTHING they have to the person who TAUGHT them. IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER TO DONATE MONEY TO MINISTERS WHO DO NOT TEACH THESE THINGS! This system of TRUE TITHING should ELIMINATE the FRIVOLITY from Christianity, should it not? Who will FALSELY CLAIM to have seen a VISION, if they have to give over 30% of their Income? Who will PRETEND to have experienced a MIRACLE, if they were obliged to hand over 30% of their money? |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 3:22pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Oga oaroloye pls i'm sorry |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by Ranchhoddas: 5:44pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer:Hahahaha. 1 Like |
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by orunto27: 8:21pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
How wonderful The Blessing on Paul to write The Christians Scriptures and to train his students to write The Quran. Glory to God!!! |
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