First of all, glad pussy is no longer censored. Shout out to all the pussy niggas . Conji na bad thing. We do a lot of crazy things just because of pussy. [Going raw - in obontami's words t.o.t.o]. The things include:

1. Drive their friends: we drive away our friends/room mates in order to get privacy and unlimited access to pussy. I'm guilty of this then. Sometimes felt bad but when my lady lies with me with her daring a.ss and threatening bosoms, the guilt goes away.

2. Become insolvent: because a guy wants to bang a girl, he goes out of his way to impress her; for her to give him the pussy. I remember once borrowing from my co-operative in my work place just because of pussy

3. Visit a brothel: patronising a brothel is cheap no doubt and it reduces r.ape tendencies in guys plus helps regulate the blood building in the p.enis. But if we use our head, it's risky as these girls can easily inflict us with diseases.

redbeans:
3. Visit a brothel: patronising a brothel is cheap no doubt and it reduces r.ape tendencies in guys plus helps regulate the blood building in the p.enis. But if we use our head, it's risky as these girls can easily inflict us with diseases.

prostitutes are less contagious to infections compared to your girlfriends, they are very conscious of their organ with protection and other cleansing measures.

4. Skip classes/test/work: the love of pussy...... Hmm... As a part time student then, i missed weekend classes a lot as my babe then was only free during weekends. I had to later do away with her when finals came around. Close to a staff meeting, i had once run home to put my place in order for an 'August visitor'. I faked an excuse to my boss later on

5. Turn messenger: we use our d*ck instead of our head when we need to drill the hole. We carry their bags, help them do the tedious school clearance, take the risk of writing exams for them, cook for them, cause trouble on their behalf etc. Just for 2 to 5 minutes pleasures.. Easy oo

6. Go to a gym: i remember a friend of mine then tripping for a pretty mamiwater [lady]. The girl gave him a condition of working out in order to fulfil her fantasies. My guy dey sweat anyhow dey chop 5 people food.

Pussy oo... We hail thee. Time to eat my nigerian rice. Over to the house!

Lol.. Naso

I do all these back then.But now,i use my brain instead of my d**k.

No pussy love on Monday morning.

Eyyya, sorry for the suffering.

greatdeal1408:
No pussy love on Monday morning.

hmm... Maybe when conji do you by evening time, you will relate to the post

Fire down brother. I dey your back.

redbeans:
hmm... Maybe when conji do you by evening time, you will relate to the post

I got a pussy drilled on Thursday night that got me thinking otherwise.
Sweet, fat, smooth, dripping juicy pussy

OP

Redbeans u nor go kill me with laugh.
Conji na really bastard

falconey:


prostitutes are less contagious to infections compared to your girlfriends, they are very conscious of their organ with protection and other cleansing measures.

brodaly... I feel you. apply wisdom sha

Jodha:
Lol.. Naso

. I'll do more self on top your matter

redbeans:
. I'll do more self on top your matter

Lol.. I hee(hear) yhu sir!!.. Yhure such a good friend

falconey:


prostitutes are less contagious to infections compared to your girlfriends, they are very conscious of their organ with protection and other cleansing measures.

The dude prolly is a learner.

Sorry, i'm a VG... What is a pussy? You mean pussy cat?

Jodha:

Lol.. I hee(hear) yhu sir!!.. Yhure such a good friend

[inner thought-if only this girl knows all i want is to 'strike gold']

falconey:


prostitutes are less contagious to infections compared to your girlfriends, they are very conscious of their organ with protection and other cleansing measures.

Na lie not as u think.They very vulnerable to diseases,most of them Bleep alot without condom.Imagine a girl that sleeps with at least 5 persons daily

Lolz...I pity men though....

redbeans:
[inner thought-if only this girl knows all i want is to 'strike gold']

Strike gold asin..?..

Enlighten me biko..

Jodha:


Strike gold asin..?..

Enlighten me biko..

k, student. Another analogy for strike gold is to drill the honeywell. K?

ur head dey dere OP

Theresa1990:
ur head dey dere OP

. You can imagine the things we do. On top your matter, i will travel from warri to sokoto

redbeans:
. You can imagine the things we do. On top your matter, i will travel from warri to sokoto

lols

I want u to travel down to Maiduguri

Theresa1990:
lols
I want u to travel down to Maiduguri

You can't be serious

falconey:


prostitutes are less contagious to infections compared to your girlfriends, they are very conscious of their organ with protection and other cleansing measures.

....ok..so u sayin the proosssstitites u been wit so far havent given u desease...and this mean they clean??..bro u need Jesus!!(no oofeense)

MrCork:

....ok..so u sayin the proosssstitites u been wit so far havent given u desease...and this mean they clean??..bro u need Jesus!!(no oofeense)

i tire for our bros up there. If only he knows the implication