I thought I was too wise when I read this
https://www.nairaland.com/3660930/5-reasons-should-cook-home

Let me go straight to thr point, don't mind my typing errors.
I rushed out of the house as usual to get some food to munch this evening as a bachelor . Glory be to God I found one buka (My first time patronizing her though, Let me hide her nationality), bought my food and dashed home salivating.
Got home, brought out my spoon and started eating slowly, fortunately the light came on. Guess what I found in the food! A full blown cockroach staring at my face. I almost ate it if not the light that came on.

Let's be very careful and be health wise when patronizing roadside bukas.


Now am going to sleep on an empty stomach .

Cockroach dey proteinous...lol



But bro u nor fit cook spag...u shudntbe paying for wat u can do.

lies! u cook up this tales hoping for fp.u kill ant come put am on top of the reheated food.God is watching u in HDTV

yomi007k:


Cockroach dey proteinous...lol



But bro u nor fit cook spag...u shudntbe paying for wat u can do.

Tired after church activities.

lol. u dey turn d cockroach up n down inside the food?

1st pic facing up, 2nd pic facing down

*modified*

hit like if u think the op is lying. hit share if u think otherwise

freshness2020:

Tired after church activities.

Well der r 2 possibilities...itvwas in d food wen u bought it or it crawled after u opened it.

ipobarecriminals:
lies! u cook up this tales hoping for fp.u kill ant come put am on top of the reheated food.God is watching u in HDTV

Cook up a story just to earn front page!. Nah .
I have shared my experience already.

Did you eat it halfway before unravelling the cockroach? Because judging by the size of the ration left in the takeaway ehn....

Izecson3D:
lol. u dey turn d cockroach up n down inside the food?

1st pic facing up, 2nd pic facing down

For full glare.

ipobarecriminals:
lies! u cook up this tales hoping for fp.u kill ant come put am on top of the reheated food.God is watching u in HDTV

u forget ur brain for toilet?

freshness2020:

Cook up a story just to earn front page!. Nah .
I have shared my experience already.

OK chop am . Chinese people doesn't waste thing like that.it is peppered, sauce /garnished with curry powder. Eat em

yomi007k:



Well der r 2 possibilities...itvwas in d food wen u bought it or it crawled after u opened it.

If you know "Wanke" u will definitely know how their black sauce looks like. It was mixed with the "Black pepper stew"

josh123:
u forget ur brain for toilet?

I don't trade insult with a kid

Hahahahahahahaha

Roaches? Very proteinous.

Besides, the best meal is the one you prepare or is prepared in your house for you.

is dt all?........just put the thing one side and finish ur food jor....

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Dehmmm!!!!

Arghn arghn but this can't be now, cockroach? Inside food? That thing must have crawled it's way into your food.

Eewwwwww. Lol.

If it wasn't a roach it would've been her sweat or snot.

freshness2020:

Tired after church activities.

If Na woman now, you go gree for that excuse? Being a bachelor doesn't mean you should see cooking as a strange part of life. Just as being a spinster shouldn't mean the woman should not work for her upkeep.

No be BUKA you call am?

Yuck

Buka? That's so Bad

u don chop am u don shop am

Looking for credibility in this post...





Op is lying...

Added protein. . .Lol

OMG
hope you are OK o.p
but where exactly is lalasticlala

and u done chop inside

Are you sure it's not from your plate?

Baba try watch survivor series dem dey chop cockroach like shawama baba no think am lem am

My guy, go n learn how to lie.

U kill cockroach put for food wia u don eat half come snap am show us.

1. Looking at the food, u ve mixed it severally n there is no way d cockroach wud ve remained the way it is now.

Nawao

faithfancy:
Are you sure it's not from your plate?

From his plate ?are you that retarded