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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by MayowaAleem(m): 12:04am On Apr 01, 2017
FIRST BANK 3102923880 Aleem Mayowa
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 12:05am On Apr 01, 2017
The laugh wey I dey laugh as people dey drop Acct number ehn, I just the wait for breaking news
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Barbarthundey(m): 12:05am On Apr 01, 2017
I just hope a miracle can happen because i've already seen more than twenty account numbers ... I'm a student, OP pls help my situation...
0130293627 Gtbank

If that won't work out again, my dad is an artisan(PLUMBER) I wouldn't know if he can get any job from you because work hasn't been coming for the past few months and it's affecting me

DDeliverer
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 12:05am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:


Your acct numb?
God bless you real good bros.. Please if u don't give me money help my younger sister get a job please am begging,, its really difficult for us. She read banking and finance HND..

God bless you
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by gustav25: 12:05am On Apr 01, 2017
sanbells:
Are you for real!!! God I wish I came earlier now #crying.. Is there still room for a poor gurl 0066332533 diamond bank. Thank you in advance
closed closed closed ...ask your bf for 5k

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Victornezzar: 12:06am On Apr 01, 2017
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Diamond bank
please i want to start up my own business
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 12:07am On Apr 01, 2017
sanbells:
Are you for real!!! God I wish I came earlier now #crying.. Is there still room for a poor gurl 0066332533 diamond bank. Thank you in advance

it's Page 13, what do you think?
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by blkmum700: 12:07am On Apr 01, 2017
gustav25:
closed closed closed ...ask your bf for 5k


lol
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by pmc01(m): 12:08am On Apr 01, 2017
Just in case.

kannyluv(f):1:56pmOnMar 20
Good afternoon all...Please I need your financial assistance to pay my house rent and feeding.......i hardly eat well in School & it makes me not to concentrate in my studies....I wil b glad if someone wil wipe my tears..thanks

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by iDrawGallery(m): 12:08am On Apr 01, 2017
Its April Fools day people!!! Jst saying though
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by AyPearl(f): 12:08am On Apr 01, 2017
0210258441 gtb Martins folashade Elizabeth congrats bro... bigger u
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by JamieRocks(m): 12:09am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Onipede Olugbenga 2057077068 uba. God bless you more
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 01, 2017
Lol. Some people wishing they read the last sentence first.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 01, 2017
No testimony yet?
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 12:10am On Apr 01, 2017
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by akanniade10(m): 12:10am On Apr 01, 2017
Lol

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by tigar007(m): 12:11am On Apr 01, 2017
GTB 0128986645... Gaskiya
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by shaybebaby(f): 12:11am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Bravo. Now run!!!!!!

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by AUSTINABBA(m): 12:11am On Apr 01, 2017
Please my case is difference I don't want the 5k now; please I need a JOB (Bsc. Accounting 2:1) with basic computer skills. Thank you bro.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by shegzydave(m): 12:12am On Apr 01, 2017
hey congrat bro bigger bigger you I pray IJN...pls let my case also be different in this new month pls as per my birthday....pls send me birthday gift.....
3068896022 Ikuponisi Oluwasegun O..
thanks bro
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Chidizman(m): 12:12am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I said it cheesy
Cc Seun Lalalasticlala Mynd44
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Chinatown1759: 12:12am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:


Criteria kwa? Just Drop ya Acct number dear.

Bros as Oluwa ansa your call, ansa my own join.

0079444267
Diamond bank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Doneiap(m): 12:13am On Apr 01, 2017
People r so gullible. For u to get confidence paste your account number for 5k, that means you don't have up to that amount therein...continue... wink

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by blkmum700: 12:13am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


You must send them the money ooo.what do you mean by April fool?
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by livingimage(m): 12:13am On Apr 01, 2017
0044003783. Olatunde oluwatosin o. Diamond bank. You will be puting food onbmy family table as we didnt even eat to bed to night. Good night
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by gidzbobby: 12:14am On Apr 01, 2017
Wish i saw this on time, this would have covered for my jamb form. Sure its already too late. Congrats Op. I believe my own testimony is on d way, as God tk do ur own... So shall mine be
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Chuksslimboy: 12:14am On Apr 01, 2017
wow congrats bro...u r blessed..amen....

okoye chukwuma Luke 0041071196 diamond bank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ngmgeek(m): 12:14am On Apr 01, 2017
modelsms10:


And what could happen with the acct no?

Don't dare hackers. The last thing any right thinking person should give up is his account number, ok. cheesy cheesy

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by SOSnla: 12:15am On Apr 01, 2017
rilwan tobi Ibrahim 0153216672 GTB abeg I need am not want God bless sir
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Dells(m): 12:15am On Apr 01, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by sanbells(f): 12:16am On Apr 01, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


it's Page 13, what do you think?
miracles happen kiss
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ForValour: 12:16am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Bros abeg no pranking ooo ACCESS B 0049485310

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