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Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by ilynem(m): 9:23pm On May 21, 2017 |
Ishilove:As in eh? I don't know where she gets the strength! 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 9:50pm On May 21, 2017 |
ilynem:His strength is made perfect in my weakness bro. Sup man? 3 Likes |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by ilynem(m): 9:53pm On May 21, 2017 |
analice107:Am good dear. Had a looooong day. Trying to rest. You attend living faith? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 10:00pm On May 21, 2017 |
ilynem:Yup. Am a Winner. Pls try and rest, rest is good. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 10:03pm On May 21, 2017 |
Oh God.......if not for mercies, God for don strike u die. Imagine d rubbish.....God is really faithful 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 10:07pm On May 21, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:I didn't know Jesus was buried in the Temple. Tell me more. 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by ilynem(m): 10:08pm On May 21, 2017 |
analice107:Thank you dear. And you need your rest too. Stop chasing these demons all over Nairaland . Tomorrow is another day. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 10:12pm On May 21, 2017 |
ilynem:Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oooo, you are stopping my fun. Am just in a good mode Well, since you say so, i will stop. Good night bro. 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by ilynem(m): 10:14pm On May 21, 2017 |
analice107:Have a wonderful night rest. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Oloruntobi4382(m): 4:24am On May 22, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Chai! |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Oloruntobi4382(m): 4:31am On May 22, 2017 |
analice107:You fool, who said Jesus was buried at the temple? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 8:00pm On May 22, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:Son of Artemis, i asked you a question. How come you have not resurrected all the dead people in the hospital closest to you? How many dead people in your family have you resurrected yet since you got this resurrection secret? If you no close your mouth, thunder go scatter your face in a manner your mother will see you indontlike. 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 8:28pm On May 22, 2017 |
Haaaahahahahahahahaha, walai this op is an edio.t, If I may ask why hasn't your grandfather resurrected from the grave, lolz, am sure he didn't love your grandmother hahaha, or he couldn't find any church or mosque to gather energy lolz hahaha, ode buruku! 1 Like
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Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 1:53am On May 23, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:Hey, you are asked a question, Why haven't you resurrected your grand father and all the people who are dead in your family? No enough energy in your village? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 7:48pm On May 24, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:You didn't include sex as one of the prerequisites for resurrecting the dead. Or, do you need to have sex with your grand father before you resurrect him from the dead? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 7:54pm On May 24, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:Your Dad appeared when he died after you resurrected him? Is he in you people's house now? Tobi, how many people have you resurrected from the dead? 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 8:10pm On May 24, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:You have powers to resurrect the dead, My grand mother died 13 years ago, you want me to exhume her for you to have sex with? Just tell me, so longs as you'd resurrect her afterwards. It's good to know you usually have sex with the dead before you resurrect them. Is this your way of telling us that you are a Necrophiliac? Guys, this boy here sleeps with dead body with the guise of raising them from the dead. Do you sleep with both male and female dead body? Artemis gave you this special powers? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 8:18pm On May 24, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:Hmmmm, this confused worp. Your father died, you resurrected him, he appeared in what form? Your father appeared or he came back to life? Pastaferian, come help this your comrade o. He is confusing Appearance and resurrection. When Jesus resurrected, he was with the living for 40 days before living back to Heaven. He ate human food with his disciples. But this boy is saying he resurrected his father, and his father appeared. Tobi, is your father at home now? 2 Likes |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 9:00pm On May 24, 2017 |
Where is Oloruntobi4382 the Almighty? Tobi the Almighty who was present when Jesus resurrected and got the powers. Pm me with your number, from this day henceforth, anyone who dies around me, you shall be called. Necrophiliac Tobi. 2 Likes |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 9:43pm On May 24, 2017 |
Analice107, you have no chill. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by OtemAtum: 9:47pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:Are you done casting out the 'demon' in him? We are waiting. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 10:05pm On May 24, 2017 |
OtemAtum:How many demons are in you? U being already demented should well know that except the host is willing demons won't be cast off him. Make sure you don't quote me ever again, this is not animal kingdom. 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 10:06pm On May 24, 2017 |
SarahBonetta:This worp came up insulting my King and Savior, does he have any chill? 2 Likes |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by OtemAtum: 10:11pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107: Sorry, let me quote you for this last time. When last have you heard from 4evergod the duper, your spiritual husband? You said you'll do anything to marry him over and over and over again, regardless of the fact that he is a 419. Did you say so just for the fun of it or you meant it? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 10:17pm On May 24, 2017 |
OtemAtum:When did you stop urinating on the bed? At 35 you still dey piss for bed. Hey, turn to the other side, don't piss on me. Piss piss for bed. You wish you were half a man that Samuel Ekweme is. Bed wetter. You smell urine from there to here. 2 Likes |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:02pm On May 24, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Piss Piss for bed. 35 years old man urinating on the bed. Why haven't you called on Doctufus to help you stop pissing on the bed Chinedu? I can smell urine all the way here. |
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