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Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:12pm On May 24, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Have you taken a bath today since you urinated on the bed through out the night. Piss piss for bed. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by OtemAtum: 11:13pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:Are you ready to tell me where Samuel Ekwueme your spiritual husband is? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 11:16pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:I never mentioned sex with grandparents, you brought it up. How does it feel to have a taste of your medicine? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 11:19pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:Dear Harlot, Jesus body was stolen by his disciples. Jesus died and never resurrected in the flesh, he was a ghost that fed on energy. Tell me if Jesus is in your house, mumu. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:23pm On May 24, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH:You said i should bring my grand mother for you to have sex with. Am cool boy, no ruffles. If you want to have sex with my dead grand ma, that's who you are, not me. Like said, do you want me to exhume her bones and bring to you so that you have sex with her then resurrect her? Tobi the Necrophiliac. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:Harlot, you never stop to amaze me. You are in cage like your god yhwh and your pastor will rule over you in your after-life. Apostle Sule will be present, be prepared. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:27pm On May 24, 2017 |
OtemAtum:You have no shame. Ask Erthum. He shd know. Akiintom, come and see who you are modelling your life after. With all the noise he makes about Doctufus, Erthum or whatever his god is, cannot reveal to him where Samuel Ekweme is. Your jealousy of that gentleman will eat you alive. Piss piss for bed Chinedu. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:29pm On May 24, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH:Hahahahahahahahahaha. dead body fucker. Where is your father whom you resurrected? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:31pm On May 24, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH:shey it's the same energy you used in resurrecting ur father? Where is he today? Who knows your father in your village? But Jesus is known and worshipped world wide. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 11:31pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:See the way Yahwist lie? i'm not surprised. analice107:Maybe you dey smoke, i heard your husband is a scammer? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 11:33pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:Hot harlot, where's your Jesus? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 11:36pm On May 24, 2017 |
analice107:Fool, my Father is known all over google. I would have given you the name but because of privacy, i won't. Jesus is dead like a pig, and you never saw him. I believe your papa na gateman for person house for your dark village. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:55pm On May 24, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH:Thank God he doesn't have sex with corpses. Tobi the Necrophiliac. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 11:59pm On May 24, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH:Hahahahahhahahahahaha, Wonderdulllll, his father is known all over google. Chai, Tobi the Necrophiliac. Is there anyone living today who has a Mobile phone or email who google doesn't know? Hahahahahahahahahaha, dis pikin don keee me wif lafta ooo. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 12:01am On May 25, 2017 |
analice107:You still ignorethe proof. Ho.rny Harlot, you better satisfy your urge and stop misbehaving. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 12:03am On May 25, 2017 |
OtemAtum:So why not ask the person to tell you where Sam is? Since someone who knows me offline is giving info, the person shd have known from me where Sam is nah. Liar liar pants on fire. I can't keep company with anyone who is low enough to keep your company. keep telling yourself that, who knows, you may come to believe that we can have a mutual friend. You have urinated all your offspring. Imagine a 35 years old Pinis pissing on the bed. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 12:03am On May 25, 2017 |
analice107:hahahahahahaha, the ho.rny harlot of the village gateman is dieing of inferiority complex. You think everyone on Nl comes from a scamming background, mrs Samuel? 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 12:08am On May 25, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH:Hmmmmmm, What a waste of a lump of clay. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 12:19am On May 25, 2017 |
analice107:How's your spiritual husband servicing you , you are really hor.ny. Find a deek. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Ranchhoddas: 1:13am On May 25, 2017 |
Too much clowning on this thread. Makes for good comic relief though. Tobi what religion do you practice exactly? |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Akiintom: 7:06am On May 25, 2017 |
analice107: How come you're this infirmed, in understanding my instructions to you, not to quote or mention me again? I told you the last time you stray on my mention, that your biologically and chronologically induced grandma trait, doesn't apply here, and certainly not to me. Stick with those, that falls within your range of thinking. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by ScepticalPyrrho: 8:53am On May 25, 2017 |
TobiAntiYHWH or Oloruntobi4382, You need to get a real life, seriously. OtemAtum, you too. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by OtemAtum: 9:36am On May 25, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho:Is there any life that is not real to the life owner? We see the lives of others as unreal, but in the real sense, reality should be defined by the person experiencing a particular life, not by somebody who is outside the experience of the experiencer. Our lives are all real, but philosophical differences make some lives appear unreal to some others. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 9:43am On May 25, 2017 |
Akiintom:Ohhhhhhh, cry baby. Since Otem is your role model, i hope you go urinating on the bed since he does |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by analice107: 9:50am On May 25, 2017 |
OtemAtum:That's my name. A sexy name. I bet you can't pronounce it with all that igbotic accent you've got. |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 10:18am On May 25, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Lol, then she will still create a thread calling on se.un. Whereas, she's also a fraud. Please ask Atum of "Ntom's Blood". 1 Like |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Nobody: 10:51am On May 25, 2017 |
analice107:Sexy... |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by Akiintom: 11:12am On May 25, 2017 |
analice107:Now i know exactly what ill you. May your help come, while it can still do you good. Mtcheew! |
Re: Secret Of Jesus Resurrection And How To Resurrect Yourself by ScepticalPyrrho: 12:21pm On May 25, 2017 |
OtemAtum:I dey mellow down for now. One day I go get ur time, only me and you. Make I understand all your jargons. |
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