Emaprince:
Because he is an excellent player. Very technically gifted and delivers with both feet. The only player better than him in dribbling is messi.

Rumour has it that he is going to be messi's understudy and will be handy as the perfect replacement for the midget who is currently running out of steam.

Don't be scared. That's a good news if you ask me.

Lol
we don't need cuadrado
he is same age as messi
and cuadrodo ain't world class
He is good but not spectacular

BREAKING: Messi's 21-month prison sentence is set to be replaced with a fine.


Lmao.

They are doing this so that Cristiano does not have to go to prison but instead settle with a fine.



Lmao....power of Flo P.

bykebyke:
BREAKING: Messi's 21-month prison sentence is set to be replaced with a fine.


Lmao.

They are doing this so that Cristiano does not have to go to prison but instead settle with a fine.



Lmao....power of Flo P.

Dude...But why na... You go school na....we all knew messi won't go to jail since he's a first time offender and the sentence is lower that two years.

obainojazz:
Dude...But why na... You go school na....we all knew messi won't go to jail since he's a first time offender and the sentence is lower that two years.

That sentence has been removed entirely and replaced with a money fine.


If they did it same way for Cristiano...his sentence would be higher than two years and he would definitely go to jail.


Spanish authorities are dirty. Establishing a legal precedent means Ronaldo's lawyers can cite Messi's case in his defense.

Shouldn't be that hard to understand.

bykebyke:

That sentence has been removed entirely and replaced with a money fine.


If they did it same way for Cristiano...his sentence would be higher than two years and he would definitely go to jail.


Spanish authorities are dirty. Establishing a legal precedent means Ronaldo's lawyers can cite Messi's case in his defense.

Shouldn't be that hard to understand.

no man...It's normal. Since he's not going to jail, He was fined.

Emaprince:
Because he is an excellent player. Very technically gifted and delivers with both feet. The only player better than him in dribbling is messi.

Rumour has it that he is going to be messi's understudy and will be handy as the perfect replacement for the midget who is currently running out of steam.

Don't be scared. That's a good news if you ask me.

The same cuadrado that made a substitute appearance in ucl final?

obainojazz:
no man...It's normal. Since he's not going to jail, He was fined.

No it's not.

Mourinho,Casiillas,Xabi Alonso,Marcelo were all fined without given a prison sentence.

Then it came to Messi's own and they said he would be given a suspended prison sentence+him paying back the 3million tax he evaded.

Messi's lawyer appealed...saying they want the suspended sentence removed that it should be replaced with a fine since that was how it has been in the aforementioned cases,Spanish Prosecutors said no..it's a new rule.

Now Cristiano is in a deeper shït than whatever Messi did,those same Spanish prosecutors contacted Messi today telling him that the prison sentence has been removed and that he should only pay a fine.

Meaning they get to do the same thing for Cristiano.

If Cristiano was not caught for his tax wahala ..Messi's suspended prison sentence would have still stood....FACT.

bykebyke:

No it's not.

Mourinho,Casiillas,Xabi Alonso,Marcelo were all fined without given a prison sentence.

Then it came to Messi's own and they said he would be given a suspended prison sentence+him paying back the 3million tax he evaded.

Messi's lawyer appealed...saying they want the suspended sentence removed that it should be replaced with a fine since that was how it has been in the aforementioned cases,Spanish Prosecutors said no..it's a new rule.

Now Cristiano is in a deeper shït than whatever Messi did,those same Spanish prosecutors contacted Messi today telling him that the prison sentence has been removed and that he should only pay a fine.

Meaning they get to do the same thing for Cristiano.

If Cristiano was not caught for his tax wahala ..Messi's suspended prison sentence would have still stood....FACT.

Lol.... Your hatred for ronaldo is legendary. A true barca fan. Yea.. I agree, Messi prison sentence was changed to a fine. But not because of ronaldo or whatever you just said.

bykebyke:

No it's not.

Mourinho,Casiillas,Xabi Alonso,Marcelo were all fined without given a prison sentence.

Then it came to Messi's own and they said he would be given a suspended prison sentence+him paying back the 3million tax he evaded.

Messi's lawyer appealed...saying they want the suspended sentence removed that it should be replaced with a fine since that was how it has been in the aforementioned cases,Spanish Prosecutors said no..it's a new rule.

Now Cristiano is in a deeper shït than whatever Messi did,those same Spanish prosecutors contacted Messi today telling him that the prison sentence has been removed and that he should only pay a fine.

Meaning they get to do the same thing for Cristiano.

If Cristiano was not caught for his tax wahala ..Messi's suspended prison sentence would have still stood....FACT.

sounds very convincing

obainojazz:
Lol.... Your hatred for ronaldo is legendary. A true barca fan. Yea.. I agree, Messi prison sentence was changed to a fine. But not because of ronaldo or whatever you just said.

Yes it was...Don't be thick.

bykebyke:

No it's not.

Mourinho,Casiillas,Xabi Alonso,Marcelo were all fined without given a prison sentence.

Then it came to Messi's own and they said he would be given a suspended prison sentence+him paying back the 3million tax he evaded.

Messi's lawyer appealed...saying they want the suspended sentence removed that it should be replaced with a fine since that was how it has been in the aforementioned cases,Spanish Prosecutors said no..it's a new rule.

Now Cristiano is in a deeper shït than whatever Messi did,those same Spanish prosecutors contacted Messi today telling him that the prison sentence has been removed and that he should only pay a fine.

Meaning they get to do the same thing for Cristiano.

If Cristiano was not caught for his tax wahala ..Messi's suspended prison sentence would have still stood....FACT.

Life ain't a James Hadley Chase novel. This is the real world mate not a Jason Bourne thriller.

That being said, for the sake of Argument, let's assume that what you're saying is true.

Messi is a Spanish Citizen. Ororo is not.

Messi's first language is Spanish. It is not Ororo's.

Messi has lived in Spain since he was a Kid. Ororo moved to Spain less than 10 years ago.

Yet Ororo is Bossing Messi in his own damn country.

Gaddemit.

How Ororo gon do Messi like that?

Come to Messi's own country and give him the Chinese-in-Calabar treatment.

To paraphrase a rapper, I see why Ororo too cold...I C Y, Ororo too cold.

Messi better pray Lord Ororo don't get the Spanish MOPOL on his äss and get the Midget frogjumping outside the Nou Camp.

Nihilist:


Life ain't a James Hadley Chase novel. This is the real world mate not a Jason Bourne thriller.

That being said, for the sake of Argument, let's assume that what you're saying is true.

Messi is a Spanish Citizen. Ororo is not.

Messi's first language is Spanish. It is not Ororo's.

Messi has lived in Spain since he was a Kid. Ororo moved to Spain less than 10 years ago.

Yet Ororo is Bossing Messi in his own damn country.

Gaddemit.

How Ororo gon do Messi like that?

Come to Messi's own country and give him the Chinese-in-Calabar treatment.

To paraphrase a rapper, I see why Ororo too cold...I C Y, Ororo too cold.

Messi better pray Lord Ororo don't get the Spanish MOPOL on his äss and get the Midget frogjumping outside the Nou Camp.

Messi is associated with a club that publicly supports Independence for Catalans.

Messi was witch hunted by a former Real Madrid board member who works as a Spanish prosecutor,A lady that resigned after Cristiano's case came into light..LOL.

Messi is treated differently because,for some reason him being the Greatest of all time irks people.


Spain’s Minister of Justice when Messi was accused of tax fraud: “I don’t sympathize with Messi, and many Catalans and culés don’t either.”


The same minister when Cristiano Ronaldo was accused of tax fraud: “Let’s not jump to conclusions, let’s wait if the law was broken or not.”


The double standards in treatment of the two players by Spain’s politicians and media is damning. Anyone can see it.


So no...Cristiano isn't bullying Messi,Cristiano is just lucky to be wearing white in Spain...instead of blue and claret.

And with this new development...Messi is about to save Cristiano from prison too.

So Nigga...Bow down.

bykebyke:

Messi is associated with a club that publicly supports Independence for Catalans.

Messi was witch hunted by a former Real Madrid board member who works as a Spanish prosecutor,A lady that resigned after Cristiano's case came into light..LOL.

Messi is treated differently because,for some reason him being the Greatest of all time irks people.


Spain’s Minister of Justice when Messi was accused of tax fraud: “I don’t sympathize with Messi, and many Catalans and culés don’t either.”


The same minister when Cristiano Ronaldo was accused of tax fraud: “Let’s not jump to conclusions, let’s wait if the law was broken or not.”


The double standards in treatment of the two players by Spain’s politicians and media is damning. Anyone can see it.


So no...Cristiano isn't bullying Messi,Cristiano is just lucky to be dorning white in Spain...instead of blue and claret.

And with this new development...Messi is about to save Cristiano from prison too.

So Nigga...Bow down.

There is no need to tell all these tall tales to defend such a short man.

Xavi and Iniesta were born in Spain and are very closely associated with Barca. Neither one of them has been harassed or convicted for tax fraud.

Infact, despite being associated with a club that supports independence for Catalans, not only did the Spanish government avoid harassing them....the Spanish Government awarded both players the Gold Medal of Sporting Merit.

That's the highest national award that can be awarded for Sports in the country.

So why is it only the bearded dwarf that is being harassed for his Barca affiliations?

The greatest Argentine in the history of Argentina as a country, came out and said he wishes Ororo were Argentine.

"I wish Messi was Portuguese" ....said no one ever.

They even vandalised his Statue in Argentina . I'm sure you will say its because Messi is a freedom fighter...the Catalan Jomo Gbomo



Finally, how can Messi be saving Ororo? You see how these Barka people twist things?

According to you, Ororo is pulling strings to expunge Messi's conviction and commute his sentence. That's a State Pardon - like what Fashola used to grant to Kirikiri inmates once a year.

I'm sure Ororo has also arranged Bags of Rice, Beans and some tubers of yam for la kurekure...just like Fashola

Ororo a foreign citizen, granting state pardons to Spanish citizens...IN Spain.

That's some boss nigga shït

Nihilist:


There is no need to tell all these tall tales to defend such a short man.

Xavi and Iniesta were born in Spain and are very closely associated with Barca. Neither one of them has been harassed or convicted for tax fraud.

Infact, despite being associated with a club that supports independence for Catalans, not only did the Spanish government avoid harassing them....the Spanish Government awarded both players the Gold Medal of Sporting Merit.

That's the highest national award that can be awarded for Sports in the country.

So why is it only the bearded dwarf that is being harassed for his Barca affiliations?

The greatest Argentine in the history of Argentina as a country, came out and said he wishes Ororo were Argentine.

"I wish Messi was Portuguese" ....said no one ever.

They even vandalised his Statue in Argentina . I'm sure you will say its because Messi is a freedom fighter...the Catalan Jomo Gbomo



Finally, how can Messi be saving Ororo? You see how these Barka people twist things?

According to you, Ororo is pulling strings to expunge Messi's conviction and commute his sentence. That's a State Pardon - like what Fashola used to grant to Kirikiri inmates once a year.

I'm sure Ororo has also arranged Bags of Rice, Beans and some tubers of yam for la kurekure...just like Fashola

Ororo a foreign citizen, granting state pardons to Spanish citizens...IN Spain.

That's some boss nigga shït

Nope..That's some corruption shït with Florentino Perez pulling the strings.

For the emboldened...Just to smear the Greatest of all time...after all we can see the different type of coverage
both situations received,Messi's case was widely spread and Cristiano's wasn't.


I actually agree with Maradona in him wishing Cristiano was Argentine.

After all,He would have buried all those chances Higuain missed.

Also no..He is not the Greatest Argentine of All Argentines.

Not as long as Lionel Andres Cuccitini Messi lives.


*drops Mic*

bykebyke:

Nope..That's some corruption shït with Florentino Perez pulling the strings.

For the emboldened...Just to smear the Greatest of all time...after all we can see the different type of coverage
both situations received,Messi's case was widely spread and Cristiano's wasn't.


I actually agree with Maradona in him wishing Cristiano was Argentine.

After all,He would have buried all those chances Higuain missed.

Also no..He is not the Greatest Argentine of All Argentines.

Not as long as Lionel Andres Cuccitini Messi lives.


*drops Mic*

Ororo won't have sent that penalty against Chile into outer space.

The Argentines have spoken, only 1 left footed midget is allowed in their pantheon of greatness.

Nihilist:


Ororo won't have sent that penalty against Chile into outer space.

The Argentines have spoken, only 1 left footed midget is allowed in their pantheon of greatness.

L.

bykebyke:

L.

Any drunk fool can write anything on a statue with a marker pen within 10 seconds. Portugal is literally next door to Spain and shares a border. Of course, there will be Barkabots there...

It takes a special kind of dedication to commit the hours you need to saw through a cast iron statue, in a public place, at the risk of getting caught by the cops.

It tells you that Argentine fans hate Messi's guts enough to commit to hours of manual labour, and risk Jail time simply to let Messi know that he's not wanted.

Shadowboxing is different to Murder.

Nihilist:


Any drunk fool can write anything on a statue with a marker pen within 10 seconds. Portugal is literally next door to Spain and shares a border. Of course, there will be Barkabots there...

It takes a special kind of dedication to commit the hours you need to saw through a cast iron statue, in a public place, at the risk of getting caught by the cops.

It tells you that Argentine fans hate Messi's guts enough to commit to hours of manual labour, and risk Jail time simply to let Messi know that he's not wanted.

Shadowboxing is different to Murder.

This is Ronaldo's hometown we are talking about.

Messi's own was destroyed in Argentina's capital city.


Again bro....L



Hold it.

bykebyke:

This is Ronaldo's hometown we are talking about.

Messi's own was destroyed in Argentina's capital city.


Again bro....L



Hold it.

Rival fans can use Biro anywhere bruv. Biro. I mean come on. Even in Church toilets, you find scrribles of a sexual nature.

The Argentine fans hated Messi so much, they had to hire welders and iron benders to make their feelings Crystal clear. That's real hate.

That's probably why there isn't even a statue of Messi in Rosario to vandalise.

Nihilist:




Rival fans can use Biro anywhere bruv. Biro. I mean come on. Even in Church toilets, you find scrribles of a sexual nature.

The Argentine fans hated Messi so much, they had to hire welders and iron benders to make their feelings Crystal clear. That's real hate.

That's probably why there isn't even a statue of Messi in Rosario to vandalise.

Yeah...like a Ronaldo fan didn't fly to Buenos Aires to do all that.

Anyways bro

Chat to me about Messi getting married this month but Ronaldo sexually assaulting people in public.

bykebyke:

Yeah...like a Ronaldo fan didn't fly to Buenos Aires to do all that.

Anyways bro

Chat to me about Messi getting married this month but Ronaldo sexually assaulting people in public.

Being gay is not illegal in Portugal or Spain...unlike Tax Evasion.

Nihilist:


Being gay is not illegal in Portugal or Spain...unlike Tax Evasion.

LMMMAAAAAAOOOOO.


Nihilist don accept the truth.


Abeg I too much.

bykebyke:
LMMMAAAAAAOOOOO.

Nihilist don accept the truth.

Abeg I too much.

He sends his greetings

Meanwhile Messi weds tommorrow ..His wedding also coincides with his Birthday..He's 30 tomorrow..30 trophies for Barcelona..Over 500 goals.. Nihilist take a bow for the G.O.A.T

jonsnow92:
Meanwhile Messi weds tommorrow ..His wedding also coincides with his Birthday..He's 30 tomorrow..30 trophies for Barcelona..Over 500 goals.. Nihilist take a bow for the G.O.A.T

Naso

@Nihilist

You don madt patapata

Bicycle will wish you can just go away and leave him to wine and dine on his twitter handle trolls.

You have trolled his existence into becoming a more responsible very young man.

Keep up the good work.

usbcable:
@Nihilist

You don madt patapata

Bicycle will wish you can just go away and leave him to wine and dine on his twitter handle trolls.

You have trolled his existence into becoming a more responsible very young man.

Keep up the good work.

from what I read this night it seem bykebyke trolled the shit out of nihilist, I was laughing throughout like a mad person

Godstraight:
from what I read this night it seem bykebyke trolled the shit out of nihilist, I was laughing throughout like a mad person

lolz...it seems he just woke up..so,his eyes wasnt clear.....bykebyke na d real mvp though he annoys me with his neymar agenda sometimes

Theflash98:
lolz...it seems he just woke up..so,his eyes wasnt clear.....bykebyke na d real mvp though he annoys me with his neymar agenda sometimes

the two are too funny,make them leave nairaland for bykebyke,crazy guy

Its Messi's Birthday today...Also Coincides with His Wedding...He's 30 sadly.. Means in the next 4-5 years We would bid him farewell...
Happy B.day Messi...We owe you everything!!!!!!

Comment Your Favourite Messi Moment

bykebyke:

LMMMAAAAAAOOOOO.


Nihilist don accept the truth.


Abeg I too much.

I have always told you that simple fact though.