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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by juseng(m): 3:08am On Jul 21, 2017 |
was telling a friend about how dangote lost some huge amount of over 500m due to lack of structured economy at the early years of apc administration.when he heard me say 500m he dint even allow me finish what i was sayin. He jex started asking me questions like for where he lost the money? Who pick am??.even when i was trying to explain.he thought he lost it in a bag.this got me laughin 3 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by emmabest2000(m): 3:51am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Flashh: 无聊 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by flexindino(m): 4:39am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Mine is that my teacher wud tell me 2 write a letter to my brother in London telling him d condition of my health, in which I didn't av any brother over there in London. I'll be like waz dis woman saying sef....funny old days 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by greatewa: 4:39am On Jul 21, 2017 |
davillian: Don't Get.. ... *Drawing * |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Greenbuoy(m): 5:03am On Jul 21, 2017 |
N o n s e n s e 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Josephamstrong1(m): 5:20am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Back in the day-primary school days. There was this my crush always forming hard to get cos she was beautiful and intelligent. Class monitor then. This same girl would at slightest provocation tell me she would beat me after school hours. In my mind I would want to cry, tnking of possible ways to dodge her. She would beat me and put sand in my mouth...kai, going to school becomes a nightmare. One day during break time, she strong naa... With her friends, they possesesed the swing / janglover. We only had to sit and watch them do their thing cos if you dare complain...hmmm. All of a sudden as she was swinging, she in the process of showing off, swinged herself on the swing's hook. The hook tore her dirty pant and she was hanging upside down helpless and naked. God! There wasn't any camera then. Nna meehn I look tire. So fed my eyes eeh . Her friends wr so helpless. Until the headmistress came to her rescue and brought her down. No so shakara end o.. She dey Ghana now and has been asking to see me...lol said she wanna make it up to me. Make my bae catchu. *That year...after her beating, I'll be like... *When sharing wt friends.... 7 Likes
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Ogalanyachieze: 5:31am On Jul 21, 2017 |
oviejnr:he is a terrible liar thinks say na children he de tell |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 5:36am On Jul 21, 2017 |
R3m0t3C0ntr01:This is fucccking funny! Have been laughing like a madt girl 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Teespice(f): 5:37am On Jul 21, 2017 |
that funny moment in court when a lawyer holding the brief of CBN wasn't properly dressed. when asked why he wasn't properly dressed and how come CBN couldn't afford a lawyer, he said "my lord we are In recession". the whole court erupted in laughter that day. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Juliearth(f): 5:50am On Jul 21, 2017 |
EntMirror: Those trailer drivers can be as reckless as reckless itself. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by AnanseK(m): 6:05am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by femi4: 6:12am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I remembered when one senior pangolo gave me N1 to buy egg roll worth of N5. As a Somolu boy then, I disappeared with his money 3 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 6:17am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Very true. Juliearth: |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by joey4sheva(m): 6:19am On Jul 21, 2017 |
At Abuja, A neighbor bought a new car and offered to give me a lift, It was raining and my feet were kinda muddy.. Didn't know when I respectfully pulled my slippers before entering the car.. The car drove off and I left my slippers there.... 20 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Kokaine(m): 6:24am On Jul 21, 2017 |
R3m0t3C0ntr01:uniben? |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Alwaysking: 6:31am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Flashh:WTF! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by mamziii(f): 6:31am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I remember a certain Saturday about 12 years ago, my siblings and I sat down to watch Cadbury break fast television after rushing up our chores so not to miss our fav comedies and cartoons. While watching, dad came to the sitting room and gave my immediate older brother money to get him razor blade, my brother collected the money and was trying to force to go get the razor, dad heard us arguing about going to buy the razor and never said a word, 30 minutes later we had forgotten about going to buy the razor and continued watching TV. He came out from his room and asked who wanted to follow him to his office, we all jumped up cos we knew going to his office means gifts and money from junior officers. We got to the office, he left us there only for us to see him coming with a sergeant and the man was like oga abeg forgive them, before we knew what was happening we were thrown into the guard room on my father's order oh.... We were there till evening without food or water until momsy came back from wherever it is she went to and throwed fire and brimstone.. I was fifteen, my brother was seventeen, and my sister 13. We sure learnt a lesson that day, now we just laugh about it whenever we remember that day 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by humble82: 6:33am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Shaking my hard her |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by xreal: 6:41am On Jul 21, 2017 |
In secondary school. One Monday morning during holiday. I dey my house 'jeje'. My friend from same school and class came to me, he convinced me go and visit another female class mate whom I had a crush on. We drove there. Getting there we parked in front of her house and walked in the gate like a regular visitor. We climbed upstairs. Knocked on the door. Her mum responded ''who is that" I replied... " me. I want to see ....." She took her time and when she came to the door, even b4 opening... she screamed *thief! thief!* Till now I don't know how my friend and I ran down the stairs and scaled the fence. Landing at the other side of the fence..neighbours were waiting with sticks and cutlasses... They chased my friend and I running different ways. After running a long distance... I looked back and saw two young men chasing me with sticks and some iron rods. One of the shouted "guy; abeg wait. Abeg" I then waited. They made me fall on the floor and pretended to be beating me. When I noticed that. I also pretended to cry in pains. They later told me to stand up and run away. Which I did. Getting home...I met my friend waiting eagerly for me. He said those boys did same to him and one of them took him home on bike. Later that evening. We summoned courage and went back for the car before my parents returned. It was then we me all those guys who chased us in the morning. They called us and apologized. They said they had to do so just to please the woman. And that we were not the first set of boys she will do that to. When we resumed at school this lady was ashamed of her mother's act and apologized to me and my friend... We con dey form vexing. I didn't talk to her till we graduated from secondary school. Coincidentally, this lady and I gained admission into the same uni; same department; and same year. We were class mates again. By then maturity don come....and u know the rest. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dpete1: 6:55am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Khodorkovsky:..that should ne cac ikeji camp ground,right? |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by apholaryn: 6:58am On Jul 21, 2017 |
mamziii:your dad tough o 2 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by xpensivepearl(f): 6:59am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Ewww @ nos 1 and 3 MrDickman: |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Destined2win: 7:01am On Jul 21, 2017 |
QueenOfNepal:Oh...boy. I laughed so hard reading that comment. 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ireneidiva(f): 7:05am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Ginaz:Septic tank not soak away. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dakeskese(m): 7:05am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dakeskese(m): 7:05am On Jul 21, 2017 |
hmmmmm... I had a huge crush on a mate's big sister. She was way older than i was. I sent her a text professing my love. I withheld my number, thinking it won't show when I send the text. The embarassment that followed was collosal! That was in 2006. 1 Like |
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