Lawyer and Human Rights activist, Emeka Ugwuonye shared this story of a Nigerian man divorcing his wife in America on his Facebook page:

His wife filed for divorce. He came to me. I didn't want to represent him. I sent him to another lawyer, an American. When he came to the lawyers for interview, they called him into the conference hall to talk with him and to assess his case.

They asked him to tell them the problem between him and his wife. He told them that his wife and her relatives have been trying to kill him. They asked him to explain further. He told them that his wife's relatives use diabolical means to attack him. The lawyers got really confused. They stopped writing. They told him to please explain what he meant. He said his wife and her relatives are witches and they attack him at night.

Each lawyer went to get a cup of coffee to listen. He told them how his wife and relatives would turn into birds and flight to his bedroom and attack him at night. The lawyers asked him where those relatives of his wife lived. And the lawyers picked up their pens to write down the names and addresses of these witnesses.

The man told the lawyers that they live in Nigeria. The lawyers asked him how would they come and attack him, expecting to hear the airport they landed in. But the man was so sure of himself.

He even became argumentative and said: "Don't you know how witches move?" The lawyers were flabbergasted. The man went on: "They fly to my house at night".

The lawyer asked: "Okay, when they enter the United States where do they stay?".

The man fired back: "They don't stay. They just attack me and in the morning, they will fly back".

The lawyer asked: "Where do they fly back to?".

The man replied: "Nigeria".

The lawyer had to be sure, so he asked again: "So, they fly from Nigeria to your house each night, and fly back to Africa in the morning?".

The man said yes.

The lawyer called me to ask me if I had any objections if they sent the man to a psychiatric hospital for treatment. I told them I had no objections. That would be in his best interest.

http://www.lailasblog.com/read-story-nigerian-man-divorcing-wife-america-shes-witch/

lalasticlala

Hahahaha! Carry the wife come home where we understand your matter and divorce, then go back to America. Americans go laugh you tire. Tell am say dem shoot you gun and e no enter without bulletproof, you go see yourself for psychiatry.

Edo Airways mode activated

His wife was divorcing him or he was divorcing the wife?

Everyone with eim own problem.

MR DIVORCEE OUGHT TO KNOW THAT WESTERNERS DON'T KNOW ABOUT OUR OWN CLASSIC TECHNOLOGY

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT BABALOWOS/DIBIA'S CAN CALL SOMEONE WITHOUT USING A PHONE

omo menh



Village people done catch that man for work..

afisuru

This is how you know madness has started

Ghen ghen, they don get am he don play penalty go throwing. He should better return back to Africa to seek redress, they will believe he is physically unstable over there. Sometimes running to America can not save you if they don get you.

The Emeka must be Madt.....

Is he saying there is ntin like witchcraft




Let him go to Benin or Southwest

ikp120:
HIs wife was divorcing him or he was divorcing the wife?

lol good question.

chai

Ignorant white people!

Them see jazz them they call am vegetable.

Idiot people

AfonjaBoston:
Dd

Narldon:
Hmmmm

oshe11:
k

Teewhy2:

Zeze06:


This is how you know madness has started

Teewhy2:

smithsydny:
omo menh



Village people done catch that man for work..

Make unah fear God for sunday

Bomboclat

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werey on a kentro level

LOL. we Nigerians understand him. its nothin like madness. pls anyone wit babalawo's numba, i wnt to fly to London.

The whites' do not believe in witches to them its fallacy. But if you're from Nigeria, my brother fear those people o. But nah God strong pass...

Ok

THOSE WITCHES MUST BE DAMN NICE FOR ALLOWING HIM TO TELL HIS STORY. THE GUY NEEDS 10 INJECTIONS IN BOTH SIDES OF HIS BUTTOCKS

Bruhahahahahha...

Oyinbo still de learn for where our technology de fa!

Buhahahahahahaha.........I just imagine wetin d wife go they think as d husband dey defend himself.

The man dey tell them the koko them dey drink yeye coffee

Lol
Can't stop laughing, this story is indeed hilarious.

This one got me real time. Still laughing my arse off. Even though the whole story was fabricated by bloggers to get traffic, I still enjoyed it.