Nihilist:
Lol una suppose dey woju before accepting mythical dollars

Make I no yarn! You can see the oba already trying to initiate a rim bout so that e go cut out! A glance at his profile reveals a lot but I dey wait am till the day of the semi draws!

Skimpledawg:
cc dopejemi.

I been wan help u as a South South brother.

fnck all of una, that money no go show

funlord:



Yawns! You really think I am about to bandy words with a novice like you? Try again son! So that you can use that as a premise to renege on the bet? For where? You were purchasing a waec scratch card as recently as 2015? You have been hunting for a 30k xiaomi 2nd hand phone since june? You don't even know about bank charges? But all of asudden you are sharing $200 and $500 online? You dont even know where your life is going and you've already become a doormat? Are you sure your parents will borrow you 80k plus to pay funlord? Don't allow these niggas lead you to your doom!

Please only quote me on the day you need my account details or I need yours...in the meantime go and get a haircut and stop reminding people of kid and play or 1990! Lmfao....

Lol as usual u went 2 dig ma old post, Yeah ur ryt am still in school, wats bad? 300L sef, I hunted 4 a 30k xiaomi device few mnths ago nd nw am offering u free moni as u call it, I myt b in schl, broke few mnths ago but ryt nw i shine bryta dan u in ur prime nw, Broke ass rimmer.. an oldman with a sense 0f a 2yrs old, see u in 8mnths Mr...

Bimffo:


Diggz, come and help my life.

A 3rd class keyboard warrior like me who is still searching for a gateman or security job to do

dopeJemi:


fnck all of una, that money no go show

No wahala uncle.

Oya come dey go house

funlord:


Make I no yarn! You can see the oba already trying to initiate a rim bout so that e go cut out! A glance at his profile reveals a lot but I dey wait am till the day of the semi draws!

You might as well wait till the end of days like Schwarzenegger

Those dollars are as real as a Buhari's campaign promises

diggz:


A 3rd class keyboard warrior like me who is still searching for a gateman or security job to do

Diggz kill me o

diggz:


A 3rd class keyboard warrior like me who is still searching for a gateman or security job to do

Who talk that one?

Shey na me?

diggz:


Wait Wait.... Joelfinest should be dropping $500 vs funlords $200 incase cfc goes out of the group stages.
The 300 on that money is for Cobham.

Are you fvcking wishing our parent company crashes out of the UCL because of $500?

Don't let this get to the ears of the authority figures at our headquarters, lest me and you don dey go back Africa to resume to dey pick-pocket for main park.

Joelfinest:

Lol as usual u went 2 dig ma old post, Yeah ur ryt am still in school, wats bad? 300L sef, I hunted 4 a 30k xiaomi device few mnths ago nd nw am offering u free moni as u call it, I myt b in schl, broke few mnths ago but ryt nw i shine bryta dan u in ur prime nw, Broke ass rimmer.. an oldman with a sense 0f a 2yrs old, see u in 8mnths Mr...

This Niqqa means business.


Nihilist, for once support an outlander

Joelfinest fit don blow o.

I get plenty guys like that wey them no get money for 100L. 300L like this, them for don get money.

I no sabi how them dey do am.


Make Funlord and Joelfinest drop the bet for cobham, so that story no go escalate later.

Hmmmmm

Vanquay:




Mr Asslicker shut up! I know you are looking for Your next victims to scam of $200 because I know and you know and we know you can never afford that bet...Ordinary taxi driver with him neck like ostrich.

Mr Bling bling

Baba funlord, you have a mail



Work today go sweet o

Bimffo:
Joelfinest fit don blow o.

I get plenty guys like that wey them no get money for 100L. 300L like this, them for don get money.

I no sabi how them dey do am.


Make Funlord and Joelfinest drop the bet for cobham, so that story no go escalate later.

Seconded


Funlord and Joelfinest, do u agree?


cc diggz nihilist and griffon

Pained a.ss niggers everywhere.

Griffon:


Are you fvcking wishing our parent company crashes out of the UCL because of $500?

Don't let this get to the ears of the authority figures at our headquarters, lest me and you don dey go back Africa to resume to dey pick-pocket for main park.

Naaaah! No one is wishing for such...just stating the original bet the way it is.

Someone cannot catch a break on this shekpe thread.
I go away for 12 hours and you all are already neck deep into another big brawl and or scandal.

These days it's difficult to even be ąrsed about what is actually going on

Skimpledawg:

Mr Bling bling

Baba funlord, you have a mail



Work today go sweet o

Baba no vex! But kindly stop making it seem as if I am in a convo with that child that never goes out of his room! This is someone that has been disgraced on every single thread he has ever set foot on on nairaland but una go still dey try make the rhino looking boy relevant! Abeg I dey structure biz for background! No need for mentions involving an utter and complete fool! Thanks!

@ funlord

How una dolapo bizness dey run for nl self? Sey people many wey dey look to convert naira to dolapo n vice versa?

Skimpledawg:

Oshe


cc griffon and diggz

You want to forget me abi? If four of us that are part of Cobham share the money, that is $50 each o. Not bad!!!

diggz:
@ funlord

How una dolapo bizness dey run for nl self? Sey people many wey dey look to convert naira to dolapo n vice versa?

Hmmm! Yes Bros...exactly! Although some need naira ( government officials or their kids trying to wash funds in yanks as per buhari dey peep) then some need dollars paid to their peeps in the u.s or other countries (either as school fees, rent etc) as a means to get around bank charges or merciless mallams rates! Some are peppered peeps just buying it all up for cheap! Every one comes with an angle!

Bimffo:
Joelfinest fit don blow o.

I get plenty guys like that wey them no get money for 100L. 300L like this, them for don get money.

I no sabi how them dey do am.


Make Funlord and Joelfinest drop the bet for cobham, so that story no go escalate later.

Yahoo plus, just checked out his profile nw sef, i dey follow d guy 4 instagram since sef and i no no, nobody fit tel mi anytin again, d guy na sure G guy

Joelfinest:

Giving d mail team his $$ if i win thats what i mean, jus av a point 2 prove, chelsea gets 2 semis..

Hmmm! Which kind wahala be this na?

Igerizee:

Yahoo plus, just checked out his profile nw sef, i dey follow d guy 4 instagram since sef and i no no, nobody fit tel mi anytin again, d guy na sure G guy

He has changed his profile picture again.

But how are you sure sey the guy na Yahoo.

You people sef.

Nihilist:


You might as well wait till the end of days like Schwarzenegger

Those dollars are as real as a Buhari's campaign promises

lol He might really have the dough sha that if the corolla and the fine house are anything to go by. Those Adidas slippers he is rocking is a major Alarm tho.

funlord:



Hmmm! Yes Bros...exactly! Although some need naira ( government officials or their kids trying to wash funds in yanks as per buhari dey peep) then some need dollars paid to their peeps in the u.s or other countries (either as school fees, rent etc) as a means to get around bank charges or merciless mallams rates! Some are peppered peeps just buying it all up for cheap! Every one comes with an angle!

How una dey use run the exchange without issues....since both parties most likely won't see face to face for such transaction to happen?

who pays for? Take for example....,let's say someone needs xyz dolapo to settle bills in the US which I can provide, will the person credit my naira account first or I will need to credit him or her first to get my naira or vice versa?

What is the rate of failed transactions on nl compared to successful ones...do you have any idea?

funlord:



Yawns! You really think I am about to bandy words with a novice like you? Try again son! So that you can use that as a premise to renege on the bet? For where? You were purchasing a waec scratch card as recently as 2015? You have been hunting for a 30k xiaomi 2nd hand phone since june? You don't even know about bank charges? But all of a sudden you are sharing $200 and $500 online? You dont even know where your life is going and you've already become a doormat? Are you sure your parents will borrow you 80k plus to pay funlord? Don't allow these niggas lead you to your doom!

Please only quote me on the day you need my account details or I need yours...in the meantime go and get a haircut and stop reminding people of kid and play or 1990! Lmfao....

Someone needs to check on Joelfinest.

We now have a collective responsibility to watch every of his attempt to cross the road alone, get close to a river alone or even try chilling out near a tree all alone.

What are Chelsea brothers for?

raumdeuter:
Chelsea fans is this true


Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has claimed that his Chelsea team played better football than Antonio Conte’s title-winners.
“For me, let’s be honest and objective. The last three Premier League champions — Chelsea with Mourinho, Leicester with [Claudio] Ranieri, Chelsea with [Antonio] Conte — which of these teams was the most offensive one?” he said. “Which played more quality football? It was mine. But nobody says.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/jose-mourinho-chelsea-played-better-football-antonio-conte-manchester-united-latest-news-a7932056.html

ibime nateevs fbs diggz nihilist

Na!!!

We only played good football in the first half of that season. Second half was meh

diggz:


How una dey use run the exchange without issues....since both parties most likely won't see face to face for such transaction to happen?

who pays for? Take for example....,let's say someone needs xyz dolapo to settle bills in the US which I can provide, will the person credit my naira account first or I will need to credit him or her first to get my naira or vice versa?

What is the rate of failed transactions on nl compared to successful ones...do you have any idea?

In my case many of the dealers know me personally! We hang out in abuja, lag, Warri etc plus my crew in the u.s and europe is legit! We all use o.g bank records and even the u.s embassy staff and some yank NGO's do biz with me So me no get vetting issue! Usually some of them choose me specifically to use as escrow for those deals because all the main dollar crews done pass through me for abj and na only me dem dey trust to hold naira or dollar when story no go dey! After you show evidence of paying the dollaps/naira and the buyers/sellers peeps confirm they don see alert even if na 1am I go waya their cash to you! Sometimes drug crews and yahoo plus dey show to trade but that is risky for both the u.s or naija crews.....running is not an option! Some of these peeps no mind to booyaka the problem!

pamcode:
lol He might really have the dough sha that if the corolla and the fine house are anything to go by. Those Adidas slippers he is rocking is a major Alarm tho

Joelfinest, Cobham Express Services.

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This thread must be the most active thread, from one fight, arguments, scandal to another .... Someone can not even understand whats going on sometimes