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Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by Martinez19(m): 6:27pm On Sep 14, 2017
Tom, dick and Harry were slave masters in what we now know as Nigeria. Here is the discussion that occured between them on a cool night.

TOM: the blacks are underdeveloped and not learned as
we are. Our slave business involves a lot of risk
You know. Recently, there have been occurrences
of escapes and rebellion by these black apes. We
cannot overlook this given the physical strength
and number of the blacks.

DICK: a more effective means to control them will come
in handy. We need something that can control
such a large amount of people and make them
submissive as slaves. What can we do?

HARRY: how about the man made fairly tales which is
known to control the masses and have a strong
influence on the masses especially back in
England and Europe? People can be made to
believe in anything as long as they are within the
spheres of religion.

TOM: hmmmmmm. Yes! It's clear now. By imposing and
dishing out christianity to our slaves, we can get
them to be submissive to us despite our trade. Ha,
who wouldn't want a slave that would give you the
second cheek when you slap them on the first? Or
walk an extra mile for you when you give a burden
to carry for one mile? Remember Matthew 5:38 &
Matthew 5:41 cool

HARRY : if thoroughly indoctrinated, they would forgive
us whatever harsh and inhuman treatment we
subject them to. Why? because they will want to
obey the teachings of christ. We wouldn't worry
about these dull black apes seeking revenge
becaaaauuuussse....

THE THREE SHOUTS IN UNISON :........ vengeance is for
the Lord. Deuteronomy 32:35, Romans 12:19 cheesy wink

TOM: they would be more obedient given that they are
to obey their masters. They won't escape given
the story in the book of Philemon. Tadah, we have
just the tool of perfect control......

HARRY: they wouldn't disobey given the fiery flames of
hell. For once in my life, I find religion useful. How
about their rich lands and priceless artifacts?
given our cruel treatment of them and the verse
Matthew 5:40 and Matthew 5:42, we can take from
them whatsoever we want. They can't retaliate.

DICK: we treat them like trash and they forgive and
pray for us Matthew 5:43-48. Mehn, we are on the
path of creating our dream slaves. We are going
to be gods of men.

........ Continuation at 8:30pm
Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by Martinez19(m): 6:30pm On Sep 14, 2017
HopefulLandlord, hahn, akintom, catfishbilly, HardMirror, 1Sharon, proudgorgeousga, Johnydon22, otemanuduno aka 0temAtum, deicide, analice107, butterflylion, felixomor, etc grin
Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by hahn(m): 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2017
The plan was so good that the minds of the generations of the first slaves are still enslaved in this modern time

And they love it! cheesy

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Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by Nobody: 8:44pm On Sep 14, 2017
Weapon of mass control - Religion

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Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by Martinez19(m): 9:19pm On Sep 14, 2017
...... Continued

TOM: what if some of them become enlightened like us?
Enlightened enough to see through the facade of
reality we gave to them.

DICK: yeah, we can take care of that by preventing them
reading books and empowering themselves. The
knowledge they will have will be that of christianity
as spoon fed to them by their priests and priests
alone.

HARRY: very good. But there is another problem.

TOM AND DICK:which is what?

HARRY : we need to make sure that the guys doing the
affliction are not the ones preaching. It would
blow our cover quickly by the display of cheer
hypocrisy. We need guys who would stand as the
nice guys to slaves. These guys won't be involved
in the slave trade business. They are the ones
who will do the preaching and indoctrination.

DICK: I get the point. Let's send in missionary and our
priests then. They take care of them, we enslave
them.

TOM: *gives a sigh of relief * wow. I guess that is the
mass control I have been looking for. I wouldn't
want to be a black at this moment. I guess it's bed
time.

*********** the next day************

REV. MAGNUS : you sent for me captain.

TOM: oh yes I did. I have something to discuss with you.


The end smiley smiley smiley

Nb: blacks keep deceiving thyselves embracing a white god.

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Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:33pm On Sep 14, 2017
hahn:
The plan was so good that the minds of the generations of the first slaves are still enslaved in this modern time

And they love it! cheesy


grin
Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by obinna58(m): 6:54am On Sep 15, 2017
And the slavery continues grin

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Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by vaxx: 9:26am On Sep 15, 2017
Martinez19:
Tom, dick and Harry were slave masters in what we now know as Nigeria. Here is the discussion that occured between them on a cool night.

TOM: the blacks are underdeveloped and not learned as
we are. Our slave business involves a lot of risk
You know. Recently, there have been occurrences
of escapes and rebellion by these black apes. We
cannot overlook this given the physical strength
and number of the blacks.

DICK: a more effective means to control them will come
in handy. We need something that can control
such a large amount of people and make them
submissive as slaves. What can we do?

HARRY: how about the man made fairly tales which is
known to control the masses and have a strong
influence on the masses especially back in
England and Europe? People can be made to
believe in anything as long as they are within the
spheres of religion.

TOM: hmmmmmm. Yes! It's clear now. By imposing and
dishing out christianity to our slaves, we can get
them to be submissive to us despite our trade. Ha,
who wouldn't want a slave that would give you the
second cheek when you slap them on the first? Or
walk an extra mile for you when you give a burden
to carry for one mile? Remember Matthew 5:38 &
Matthew 5:41 cool

HARRY : if thoroughly indoctrinated, they would forgive
us whatever harsh and inhuman treatment we
subject them to. Why? because they will want to
obey the teachings of christ. We wouldn't worry
about these dull black apes seeking revenge
becaaaauuuussse....

THE THREE SHOUTS IN UNISON :........ vengeance is for
the Lord. Deuteronomy 32:35, Romans 12:19 cheesy wink

TOM: they would be more obedient given that they are
to obey their masters. They won't escape given
the story in the book of Philemon. Tadah, we have
just the tool of perfect control......

HARRY: they wouldn't disobey given the fiery flames of
hell. For once in my life, I find religion useful. How
about their rich lands and priceless artifacts?
given our cruel treatment of them and the verse
Matthew 5:40 and Matthew 5:42, we can take from
them whatsoever we want. They can't retaliate.

DICK: we treat them like trash and they forgive and
pray for us Matthew 5:43-48. Mehn, we are on the
path of creating our dream slaves. We are going
to be gods of men.

........ Continuation at 8:30pm
this your little play or drama between tom and dick also portray my view toward atheism .
Re: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by 0temAtum: 10:19am On Sep 15, 2017
DOCTUFOS: Aferk 20:1-7

1. Now the homos of Komas gathered their wealth in gold and ivories and silver and all kinds of precious things. 2. And they said, we shall not take anything which belongs to god. For clay and sand has god given to us, but we, out of our own covetousness have dug the treasure of god and have stolen his hidden wealth. 3. Now the foreigners said, gather all the gold and silver of the land and we shall heaped them together and sacrifice them to our god. 4. And the smell of it shall be pleasing to him. And he shall bless your land. 5. So they came and gathered all the treasures of the land together in one place. And some of the foreigners waited daily at the bank of the seas until the others came with ships. 6. And one named Makator said, the books of the jews have done a great feat of magia. For we have gathered more than seven thousand shekels of silver and gold. 7. For the urims which we spoke to them has worked greatly upon them. And they have believed all our lies.

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