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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 6:36am On Oct 22, 2017
vivie01:


Shervy baba, you dey guilty of that too? cheesy
grin.....no be when person get chance he go wash? Na sat morning sure pass.

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:57am On Oct 22, 2017
vivie01:


cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin So they should be showing it off abi? Its you guys that will also be quick to tag them olosho oo, issorite!

Actually, in my opinion, similar things like this is what is driving ladies to be dressing semi-nude these days claiming that they couldnt have spent so much on body grooming and imprint tatoos in sensitive places and still hide it angry , weird world isnt it?
Actually I Like this world weird��
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Geekop: 4:43pm On Oct 22, 2017
Nice on Krystaal... I'm really enjoying ur jokes.
Ur limit is beyond d sky... More grease
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:56pm On Oct 22, 2017
Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband,
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Doctor tells her : "Your heart,lungs,pulse,BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing of yours which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble" The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear. The shocked Doctor said : "No! No! Please! Put your clothes on. Just show me your tongue. grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:58pm On Oct 22, 2017
When you are single nobody notices you But once you get into a relationship You will even get missed calls from Rihanna grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:01pm On Oct 22, 2017
If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:38am On Oct 23, 2017
I became a CEO at grade 10. My class teacher used to say "Hakeem and your company, come here!"

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:45am On Oct 23, 2017
Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000
I know you are smiling coz you are safe

Only few would understand grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:14pm On Oct 23, 2017
Why do parents usually barge into our rooms without knocking like they want to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:56pm On Oct 23, 2017
Krystaal:
Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000
I know you are smiling coz you are safe

Only few would understand grin grin

I'm safe cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

Orgzeyn, start preparing to pay grin

shervydman, I dont know about you. cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
Krystaal:
If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand grin

So true! Too obsessed with use of right hand! cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:29pm On Oct 23, 2017
vivie01:


I'm safe cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

Orgzeyn, start preparing to pay grin

shervydman, I dont know about you. cheesy
shocked shocked cheesy.......thank God, I'm safe too. cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2017
shervydman:

shocked shocked cheesy.......thank God, I'm safe too. cheesy

Thy laughter sayeth the opposite! smiley

Thou shall not be afraid of saying d truth! cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 23, 2017
vivie01:


Thy laughter sayeth the opposite. smiley

Thou shall not be afraid of saying d truth! cheesy

thy laughter sayeth the opposite too...... smiley quid pro quo.
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:05pm On Oct 23, 2017
shervydman:

thy laughter sayeth the opposite too...... smiley quid pro quo.

Oh my! This big oyinbo again! shocked Wetin I know say this one mean now?

Make i guess...... errhmmm ... e mean say my laughter show say na true i talk, say no be lie as DP picture no dey lie now cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:09pm On Oct 23, 2017
vivie01:


Oh my! This big oyinbo again! shocked Wetin I know say this one mean now?

Make i guess...... errhmmm ... e mean say my laughter shows say na true i talk, say no be lie as DP picture no dey lie now cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy.......quickly join krystal's band. u're also funny. grin.
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2017
shervydman:

cheesy cheesy cheesy.......quickly join krystal's band. u're also funny. grin.

Shervy baba, you self know say na true I talk now cheesy , how you go dey use style take oyinbo oppress me? Wetin I do you, make pinshure no ugly in peace again?

Just dey put in mind say your tax payment go increase ooooo, govt go catch all of una wey wan dodge am cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:28pm On Oct 23, 2017
vivie01:


Shervy baba, you self know say na true I talk now cheesy , how you go dey use style take oyinbo oppress me? Wetin I do you, make pinshure no ugly in peace again?

Just dey put in mind say your tax payment go increase ooooo, govt go catch all of una wey wan dodge am cheesy
I no take oyinbo oppress u na? haba! which pinshure ugly? ur DP abi? kwantinue. na all of una go pay the tax o jere, if u like put baba suwe for DP. na u sabi. cool
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:40pm On Oct 23, 2017
shervydman:

I no take oyinbo oppress u na? haba! which pinshure ugly? ur DP abi? kwantinue. na all of una go pay the tax o jere, if u like put baba suwe for DP. na u sabi. cool

lol @ d bolded cheesy cheesy cheesy grin . Thou shall not fear but rather brace up from now on shervy cos some of una go pay double 'beauty or handsome tax'.

Na Orgzeyn I dey pity now cos his own go reach like triple cheesy

'Intelligence Tax' is also on the way, govt must make money by fire by force grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:50pm On Oct 23, 2017
vivie01:


lol @ d bolded cheesy cheesy cheesy grin . Thou shall not fear but rather brace up from now on shervy cos some of una go pay double 'beauty or handsome tax'.

Na Orgzeyn I dey pity now cos his own go reach like triple cheesy

'Intelligence Tax' is also on the way, govt must make money by fire by force grin
kuku kill us......so, since our oyel no gree sell again, na to dey tax us to the heavens remain abi? kwantinue. abi which one be intelligent tax again nitori oloun?
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:03pm On Oct 23, 2017
Na intelligent? okay, you don dey sabi am wella self. Na night school I go no vex cheesy. Na to say make we dey pray for Nigeria make her case no worse pass wetin we dey experience now ohhhh. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 9:08pm On Oct 23, 2017
vivie01:
Na intelligent? okay, you don dey sabi am wella self. Na night school I go no vex cheesy. Na to say make we dey pray for Nigeria make her case no worse pass wetin we dey experience now ohhhh. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
na lie....na u correct. naija go better. keep the faith.
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:13pm On Oct 23, 2017
shervydman:

na lie....na u correct. naija go better. keep the faith.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy , thank you nigbayen oohhh, my teacher no labour in vain be that. We'll continue to keep our hopes high and trust in the Most high God for divine intervention!

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:21am On Oct 24, 2017
When your Bae doesn't respond to your "I Miss you" text and "I love you" text, send another one saying "Wrong text " grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2017
Krystaal:
When your Bae doesn't respond to your "I Miss you" text and "I love you" text, send another one saying "Wrong text " grin
Confirm...... cool. The guy go reply sharparly. grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 3:57pm On Oct 24, 2017
shervydman:

Confirm...... cool. The guy go reply sharparly. grin
cheesy

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2017
My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes I go 3 times a day grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:37pm On Oct 24, 2017
"I was in a Taxi typing a message to my friend and I realized the dude next to me was reading everything I was typing.
I then change my mind and wrote:
"Dear Sangoma,the Snake you gave me is giving me a problem now,it wants to get out of the Bag.so I am afraid it will bite the guy sitting next to me.Suddenly,the guy shouted..."Driver! Driver Please Stop! grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2017
Being A Yellow Bone Doesn't Mean Everything In You Should Be Yellow . . . . Please Brush Your Teeth!! grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:45pm On Oct 24, 2017
Every time I think of quitting alcohol, I remember the beer truck drivers who pays school fees for their children. The bartender who get paid from that money....These things really touch me!
I'm never quitting grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:46pm On Oct 24, 2017
I hav been buying my unemployed friend alcohol 4 years He recently got a job & he says he's quitting alcohol because it is a waste of money

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2017
Dating a female Doctor or Nurse is not Romantic at all, I swear... She will look into your EYES.. Instead of seeing LOVE, she will see MALARIA grin

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