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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 6:36am On Oct 22, 2017 |
vivie01:.....no be when person get chance he go wash? Na sat morning sure pass. 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:57am On Oct 22, 2017 |
vivie01:Actually I Like this world weird�� |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Geekop: 4:43pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
Nice on Krystaal... I'm really enjoying ur jokes. Ur limit is beyond d sky... More grease |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:56pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, . Doctor tells her : "Your heart,lungs,pulse,BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing of yours which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble" The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear. The shocked Doctor said : "No! No! Please! Put your clothes on. Just show me your tongue. 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:58pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
When you are single nobody notices you
But once you get into a relationship
You will even get missed calls from Rihanna 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:01pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:38am On Oct 23, 2017 |
I became a CEO at grade 10.
My class teacher used to say "Hakeem and your company, come here!" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:45am On Oct 23, 2017 |
Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000 I know you are smiling coz you are safe Only few would understand 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:14pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
Why do parents usually barge into our rooms without knocking like they want to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:56pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
Krystaal: I'm safe Orgzeyn, start preparing to pay shervydman, I dont know about you. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
Krystaal: So true! Too obsessed with use of right hand! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:29pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
vivie01:.......thank God, I'm safe too. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
shervydman: Thy laughter sayeth the opposite! Thou shall not be afraid of saying d truth! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
vivie01:thy laughter sayeth the opposite too...... quid pro quo. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:05pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
shervydman: Oh my! This big oyinbo again! Wetin I know say this one mean now? Make i guess...... errhmmm ... e mean say my laughter show say na true i talk, say no be lie as DP picture no dey lie now |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:09pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
vivie01:.......quickly join krystal's band. u're also funny. . |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
shervydman: Shervy baba, you self know say na true I talk now , how you go dey use style take oyinbo oppress me? Wetin I do you, make pinshure no ugly in peace again? Just dey put in mind say your tax payment go increase ooooo, govt go catch all of una wey wan dodge am |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:28pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
vivie01:I no take oyinbo oppress u na? haba! which pinshure ugly? ur DP abi? kwantinue. na all of una go pay the tax o jere, if u like put baba suwe for DP. na u sabi. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:40pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
shervydman: lol @ d bolded . Thou shall not fear but rather brace up from now on shervy cos some of una go pay double 'beauty or handsome tax'. Na Orgzeyn I dey pity now cos his own go reach like triple 'Intelligence Tax' is also on the way, govt must make money by fire by force |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:50pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
vivie01:kuku kill us......so, since our oyel no gree sell again, na to dey tax us to the heavens remain abi? kwantinue. abi which one be intelligent tax again nitori oloun? |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:03pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
Na intelligent? okay, you don dey sabi am wella self. Na night school I go no vex . Na to say make we dey pray for Nigeria make her case no worse pass wetin we dey experience now ohhhh. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 9:08pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
vivie01:na lie....na u correct. naija go better. keep the faith. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:13pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
shervydman: , thank you nigbayen oohhh, my teacher no labour in vain be that. We'll continue to keep our hopes high and trust in the Most high God for divine intervention! 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:21am On Oct 24, 2017 |
When your Bae doesn't respond to your "I Miss you" text and "I love you" text, send another one saying "Wrong text " 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
Krystaal:Confirm...... . The guy go reply sharparly. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 3:57pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
shervydman: 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes I go 3 times a day 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:37pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
"I was in a Taxi typing a message to my friend and I realized the dude next to me was reading everything I was typing. I then change my mind and wrote: "Dear Sangoma,the Snake you gave me is giving me a problem now,it wants to get out of the Bag.so I am afraid it will bite the guy sitting next to me.Suddenly,the guy shouted..."Driver! Driver Please Stop! 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
Being A Yellow Bone Doesn't Mean Everything In You Should Be Yellow
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Please Brush Your Teeth!! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:45pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
Every time I think of quitting alcohol, I remember the beer truck drivers who pays school fees for their children. The bartender who get paid from that money....These things really touch me! I'm never quitting 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:46pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
I hav been buying my unemployed friend alcohol 4 years He recently got a job & he says he's quitting alcohol because it is a waste of money 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
Dating a female Doctor or Nurse is not Romantic at all, I swear...
She will look into your EYES.. Instead of seeing LOVE, she will see MALARIA 3 Likes 1 Share |
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