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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Saverin: 10:05am On Nov 12, 2017
Solomon cheesy
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by HENRY940: 10:06am On Nov 12, 2017
Prrrr

They're all flawed.

I take Jesus
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by sholay2011(m): 10:07am On Nov 12, 2017
Apart from Jesus of course:

*John the beloved
*David
*Paul
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Rashduct4luv(m): 10:08am On Nov 12, 2017
◄ Genesis 30:9

New International Version


When Leah saw that she had stopped having children, she took her servant Zilpah and gave her to Jacob as a wife.

This Leah is great.

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Lekayleke: 10:09am On Nov 12, 2017
Na Job o. That guy try gan the tribulations wey fall on him no be small and he still dey calm afterall.
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by thundafire: 10:09am On Nov 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh of course

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Question in Sunday School: Why is there evil in the world?

Sister A: The devil

Sister P: Sister A is right, the devil is responsible

Mr A: I disagree, Yahweh is responsible

Teacher: Mr A, Yahweh isn't responsible for evil, come on, don't blaspheme

MrA: but he said he created evil in Isaiah 45:7

Teacher: *Checks the verse and looks embarrassed*

Mr A: have you read it?

Teacher: *Changes the topic*
God maketh all things 2 His pleasure and respect no man but man owe Him a duty to fear and worship Him. Jeremiah 38 Iniquity was found in him (satan) and he is dey father of all lies and through him sin crept into the world
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by blaquebelle: 10:12am On Nov 12, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:



I LOVE ALL THE BIBLE CHARACTERS, AND I ENJOY TO RIDICULE THEM ALL, EQUALLY.

BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT UP FOR MY ALL TIME TOP 2 IN THE BIBLE;

1. THE CLASSIC, UNBEATABLE TALKING DONKEY. AND
2. JESUS THE "TREE CURSING" SON OF GOD.


undecided
Lol. This got me smiling cheesy funny version of the stories
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by agwom(m): 10:12am On Nov 12, 2017
Nehemiah
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by blaquebelle: 10:14am On Nov 12, 2017
Hozier:
It has to be Lucifer. Against all odds, against all the lies against him in the Bible, he still conquereth all.
You're not ok undecided grin

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by ArcGibson(m): 10:16am On Nov 12, 2017
MOSES
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by purem(m): 10:20am On Nov 12, 2017
Sexytemi:



You must be a new comer in the section because your moniker doesn't sound familiar.


the fact that you didn't know my monicker doesn't mean am a new comer or am not the king na... So you're talking to a king

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Akin1212(m): 10:25am On Nov 12, 2017
thundafire:
God maketh all things 2 His pleasure and respect no man but man owe Him a duty to fear and worship Him. Jeremiah 38 Iniquity was found in him (satan) and he is dey father of all lies and through him sin crept into the world

God maketh all things including evil, ba? And we cannot ask him why, ba? And that same God wants us to fear and worship him, ba?

It seems you just described one TYRANT I used to know.
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by orisa37: 10:26am On Nov 12, 2017
Christ is Character, TheFaith, TheHope, God of Peace and God in Love. He only is "The Est".
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Maygold30: 10:30am On Nov 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh of course

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Question in Sunday School: Why is there evil in the world?

Sister A: The devil

Sister P: Sister A is right, the devil is responsible

Mr A: I disagree, Yahweh is responsible

Teacher: Mr A, Yahweh isn't responsible for evil, come on, don't blaspheme

MrA: but he said he created evil in Isaiah 45:7

Teacher: *Checks the verse and looks embarrassed*

Mr A: have you read it?

Teacher: *Changes the topic* Jesus died on the cross for our sins
L.O.L
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by deanmartins(m): 10:30am On Nov 12, 2017
I love that man of Galilee, he has done so very much me,he has forgiven me all my sins and sent the holy ghost to me,i love dat man of Galilee.....

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Haliraph(m): 10:32am On Nov 12, 2017
Joseph all the way.
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by StankovicEgeni(m): 10:39am On Nov 12, 2017
Paul ! He was hot for the devil and when he met God, he became the hottest among disciples which explains that what his hands found doing , he did do it meticulously, painstakingly , fervently , damming consequences.

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by walls01: 10:42am On Nov 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh of course

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Question in Sunday School: Why is there evil in the world?

Sister A: The devil

Sister P: Sister A is right, the devil is responsible

Mr A: I disagree, Yahweh is responsible

Teacher: Mr A, Yahweh isn't responsible for evil, come on, don't blaspheme

MrA: but he said he created evil in Isaiah 45:7

Teacher: *Checks the verse and looks embarrassed*

Mr A: *notices the awkward silence* have you read it?

Teacher: *Changes the topic* Jesus died on the cross for our sins

your ignorance of things of God and of life has no limit. the evil the bible means is of course not as you understand. when a man is wicked and do things that bring bad things to the world he create evil for that person. can you in any verse of the bible where God created evil for a good person?

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by walls01: 10:46am On Nov 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh of course

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Question in Sunday School: Why is there evil in the world?

Sister A: The devil

Sister P: Sister A is right, the devil is responsible

Mr A: I disagree, Yahweh is responsible

Teacher: Mr A, Yahweh isn't responsible for evil, come on, don't blaspheme

MrA: but he said he created evil in Isaiah 45:7

Teacher: *Checks the verse and looks embarrassed*

Mr A: *notices the awkward silence* have you read it?

Teacher: *Changes the topic* Jesus died on the cross for our sins

your ignorance of things of God and of life has no limit. the evil the bible means is of course not as you understand. when a man is wicked and do things that bring bad things to the world he create evil for that person. can you in any verse of the bible where God created evil for a good person?
Akin1212:


God maketh all things including evil, ba? And we cannot ask him why, ba? And that same God wants us to fear and worship him, ba?

It seems you just described one TYRANT I used to know.

there are reason for everything. even man created guns for a reason. look brother the evil God create is for people who choose evil don't get it twisted

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by walls01: 10:50am On Nov 12, 2017
mrvitalis:
Devil

Innocent , killed less people than God, but still hated

Chased out of heaven because he asked for democracy

Really treated unfairly

please explain how God kill people
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by hopexter(m): 10:52am On Nov 12, 2017
Mary, the slay queen who made Jesus wept.
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by dasparrow: 10:55am On Nov 12, 2017
Daniel is my favourite bible character.
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Akin1212(m): 10:56am On Nov 12, 2017
walls01:


your ignorance of things of God and of life has no limit. the evil the bible means is of course not as you understand. when a man is wicked and do things that bring bad things to the world he create evil for that person. can you in any verse of the bible where God created evil for a good person?

there are reason for everything. even man created guns for a reason. look brother the evil God create is for people who choose evil don't get it twisted

If God created evil for people who will choose evil so that they can have evil to choose, then God wants them to choose evil.

I am not getting it twisted, we are still saying the same thing.

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Nobody: 10:58am On Nov 12, 2017
rawpadgin:
I'd pick king solo my man for obvious reasons tongue tongue

Asewo grin

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by NwaIgboBoy(m): 11:00am On Nov 12, 2017
My fav na Jesus..............BUT I HATE NIGERIA!!!
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by mrvitalis(m): 11:04am On Nov 12, 2017
walls01:


please explain how God kill people

What was Saul offenses again ??

That's just one ooh
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by YungJo207(m): 11:05am On Nov 12, 2017
Jesus
Elijah
Elisha
Peter

Read about this men and you will understand the might power of GOD on his messenger.
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Akin1212(m): 11:12am On Nov 12, 2017
walls01:


please explain how God kill people

1.) Do you remember one certain time when God decided to kill the firstborns in Egypt?

The firstborns included many old men above the age of 80yrs, many young children that were just born, and many other people who were all innocent of the captivity of Israelites. God literally killed a lot of innocents old aged and infants at that time. Is that not killing?

2.) Do you also remember the time of Noah? Does it occur to you that there must have been children and newborns at that time?

3.) Do you also remember Sodom and Gomorrah? Does it occur to you that people were destroyed?


Well, since it's all fictional. Let's just assume it didn't happen at all.

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Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Najite1989: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2017
elijah
Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 12, 2017
Esau

Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 12, 2017
Samson. foolish man all brawn and no brain. cheesy

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