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UKmigrant:
The phone is now locked to my network, na 12 months plan

You can actually do an early upgrade around 9 months provided you have not taken a family package

UKmigrant:
The phone is now locked to my network, na 12 months plan

you can kiss your 2,000 pounds monthly savings goodbye...lol

Falzdbadtguy:


you can kiss your 2,000 pounds monthly savings goodbye...lol

Especially after other phone operators start offering her better, bigger packages

Hope say na regular sim you get, not nano sim

timesup234:
The truth hurts. Most of the people here are posing as traveling agents. This is how they lie and defraud people and sell them into slavery. Come 2018 people will realize everything they are going to abroad to achieve can be attained here in Nigeria a trillion times. I will see to that

All we need is constant light bro. If Nigeria can provide me just constant light, I will stay back in Nigeria. But as I am typing this no single light in my area. I can't bear this bro.

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UKmigrant:

So I ended up not calling her.

Whyyy?! I don't understand

She likes you, you like her

UKmigrant:

So I ended up not calling her.

Continue ur gist i dey enjoy am

UKmigrant:

So I ended up not calling her. A couple of days went bye, weekends and bank holidays and we didn't see. About a week after we saw at work, she wasn't as smily as she used to be. It was so awkward running into her at work.

It is either you have been watching too much of BenTV or ROK. Anyway, wussbag alert is showing on her dashboard.

Mcslize:


All we need is constant light bro. If Nigeria can provide me just constant light, I will stay back in Nigeria. But as I am typing this no single light in my area. I can't bear this bro.

If they get power right, every other thing will improve. But right now and going forward, no clue! No mind that timesup234!

wonlasewonimi:


It is either you have been watching too much of BenTV or ROK. Anyway, wussbag alert is showing on her dashboard.

I tire for d guy, u got d number and do nothing. Chai.

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UKmigrant:
Sssshsh! wait for it!

Better run for your life!

Wao that's romantic give it a jump dear

UKmigrant:
So I met a Ghana girl, yes I did

More like magic...

The first time we saw, we were immediately eying each other...

She came for some internship thingy... Being the only black person in my section of the office we caught each other's attention immediately!

I said hi to her on one occasion, she smiled back. She had the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. I could not act on my attraction cos its against "company policy"

We had a chat on work related stuff one day and she asked me where I'm from, and then she told me her parents are from Ghana but she grew up in London.

So we just do the hi hi everyday, I never had the guts to ask for her number.

Until I got home one day and was searching through my bag, lo and behold I saw a strange note. I opened it carefully and it says:

"I see the way you look at me, here's my number"

I didn't know how to act on this. This is the first time ever a lady is dropping me this kinda note, I didn't know whether to call. I was confused, didn't want to mess things up!

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Except you are ready to be eating Ghana jollof, even for 1 day...not worth it

UKmigrant:
I don't think you're qualified to advise me on women matters

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Hahaha....Ghana Jollof...enjoy, am not advicing you oh eh, na warning

wonlasewonimi:


Guy you are paying your dues....

I stumbled on my tmobile bills around 2006, Oh my God, regular £60/month.

Buhahahahahhaahhaahjahahaah.

Yes o. He has to also make mistakes and pay his own dues.

i met a ghanian babe online, when she started telling me Ghana jollof is better than Nigerian Jollof, i didnt even think twice, i already knew it was over

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Give us the koko

Install this baby and you don't need to watch random movies, create your own movies, just be a good Producer and don't share the videos you captured.

UKmigrant:
So she asked me why I ignored her note, I apologized that i was just shocked and didn't know what to do. We talked into the late night that day, it was like we've known each other since forever!

We were both busy the next day, but we agreed to go on a date the next weekend. So weekend came and we went out. She insisted we split the bills. Felt really strange to me cos I have never split bills with any babe before.

Baba go on abeg...

Lexusgs430:


Why not send to a state school (free), and pay for private tuition afterwards?

The plan is private nursery then to state primary school (we are within the catchment area of one of the best state funded primary schools) and then private secondary (high) school.

Falzdbadtguy:
Install this baby and you don't need to watch random movies, create your own movies, just be a good Producer and don't share the videos you captured.

Hahaha.. We hardly see this type. It is d other way round.

Falzdbadtguy:
i met a ghanian babe online, when she started telling me Ghana jollof is better than Nigerian Jollof, i didnt even think twice, i already knew it was over

Ghanaian babes aren’t bad.

Ukmigrant take note

imconfused:


How can you earn £10 an hour as an RMO? Habba!!!
You are doing very well,you've taken the first steps and it will pay off! Just keep your eye on the ball.Buy house asap when you can..

Nigeria is just a joke,you mean to tell me that earning £10 per hour is too small? Shai! Why did I even end up being born in this country? Of all countries,why Nigeria? I am 7years post medical school graduation and my boss feels he is overpaying me at £1.03 per hour. Attempts at government work failed because of nepotism and even the formerly open north complain of no budget from government to employ . I am tired of running from states to states,spending limited resources to get residency with my west African primary in surgery that will soon expire. I have really learnt a lot from this post. I just have to hasten my preparations to join you guys. Enough is enough! I will not tolerate this beyond next year!

I take God beg all of una biko, the savings talk done do... You guys should tell us how you left naija, the struggles you had in you first weeks/months there.. Bo be all these argue argue make us follow UKmigrant thread... We followed because of his ADVENTURE..
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Please if you guys want to argue, una fit create una own thread... Una done change the aim of this thread.. As it stands now, this thread is aimless...
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On behalf of potential immigrants, I appeal to you guys to please give the thread a purpose... Una done turn am to bear parlour already..

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UKmigrant:

Fastforwards she asked me what we can make of "this" and I told her I dunno...
She said ok we figure things out along the way. It seemed like a good arrangement to me
She is on vacation now outside the UK and returning in January, but before she left she invited me to her house once and she also spent her last night at mine

I am still single afterall, but I have a friend with benefits To be continued in January!

hmmm.. see as body dey sweet you..
Everywhere good for your side

Ralphlauren:


The plan is private nursery then to state primary school (we are within the catchment area of one of the best state funded primary schools) and then private secondary (high) school.

Why not free Grammar?