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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
ScienceWatch:The thought of having pork inside soup alone is enough to kill my appetite. Urgghh. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 8:31pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701: analize701:Apart from fear of heights (i.e. acrophobia) would you perchance harbour fear of flying too? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by modik(m): 8:37pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by ScienceWatch: 8:43pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Compliments of the season to you and your family. Lol. I never realized that it would have a bad effect on your appetite. Would you mind if Butterflyl1on send me the egusi soup or ewedu recipes ? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by mediocre(m): 8:52pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LotusFan:Lol iPhone users. Any small tin screenshot 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 8:58pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
ScienceWatch:Why would i? So long as i won't be invited to the table, i don't mind atol. Compliment of this great season to you sir. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 9:06pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701: Stop imagining "fat" whenever you mention pork. That is a wrong imagination. Pork is not blobs of fat. It's very gentle on the eyes and delicious. Cut the right parts and cook with them (if you are particular about its fatty content). It tastes even better if you ensure garlic is included when steaming it. Ain't no meat like pork girl 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 9:08pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:Yes, very much. But i can't help it since i can't walk or take a bus to the UK from Nigeria. The first time i took apartment two floors up, i never went close to the windows. It took a while to look out through the windows. Funny, satan used that fear to threaten me in my dreams until i took charge of it. I always saw myself in very precarious positions upon a tree of almost falling into a deep pit. When i knew it was my fear of height which was being used against me, i held it down, those pattern of dreams ceased. I can go up 20floors, but won't look out the window. And, i'll tell myself that i am on ground floor, and i'll believe it. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 9:10pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
butterflyl1on:Okay. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Emmanystone: 9:25pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
modik:God bless you sir. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Thank you. I arrived safe and sound. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by ScienceWatch: 9:35pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:You are invited, but you will have roasted lamb with delicious Stir-fry while I feast on blobs of pork fat soup. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Seun(m): 9:36pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:Why can’t Jesus just take a deep breath and speak loudly? This works for me when people can’t hear me. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 9:37pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
ScienceWatch:Oh Lawd. Okay then. When you are ready buss me up. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 9:38pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:Oh, Welcome to your house. Take a glass of cold water first. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by adepeter2027(m): 9:39pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Seun:Because he's God (ie a master). Masters don't shout *lol* |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 9:40pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:We don't drink cold water over here... At least most people don't. The weather already is so cold that, you really do not want to take anything cold |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 9:42pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:Oh, correction, take a glass of hot water then. lolzzz. Just be good mate. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 9:46pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Seun:He did, probably you were drunk and slept off, so didn't hear Him. 5 Likes |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by ScienceWatch: 9:52pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:No problem. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 9:57pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:you ehn! |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 10:00pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701: A lot of what is contained in that article is beyond belief. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 10:07pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Seun: analize701: daveP: Taking deep breaths and speaking loudly works for Jesus too I've just remembered so many episodes, whilst growing up, of my Mum and every one else close by joining in, calling out my name whilst I am watching TV in the living room Unbeknownst to me, my Mum and the others, have been shouting at the top of their voices trying to get my attention but because I was so engrossed in enjoying whatever programe I am watching on the TV at the time I didnt have a scooby doo idea, they all, literally have been screaming their heads off at me, to get my attention It usually, only is, when I've momentarily looked away from the TV, that I become aware that Mum and others, have all along for a very good couple of minutes been trying to get through to me This was a regular happening thing between them and I then Maybe when people look away from what's occupying them and turn to face Jesus, then they'll realise that, Jesus, all along had been speaking loudly but they werent in the frame of mind to notice and become aware He all along has been doing this 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 10:10pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:We thank God for journey mercies 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 10:22pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
The sheep story comes to mind here. hmm. The thing is he doesn't have a breaktime for this knocking and calling he's been doing for ages. 1 lost sheep is way important that 99 that are safe at pasture, sheepfold to him. "come unto me, all ye that are yoked and heavy-laden i will give you rest" A rest no other one can give!! |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Mujtahida: 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MizMyColi:Used to be a Christian too but dropped it off. The bolded expresses just how I look at this word of God thing. Consciousness, living and ever flowing is the word of God not the dead letters of a book. Those words in a book was God's word for David, for Paul, for John. It came to them fresh. I do not read that Abraham read a bible or Moses too. So also every man must hear God for himself. I too carry the word of my own God within. God's word to me is my consciousness. Once I am dead it ends. That's why it's called the living word of God. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 10:25pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff: OMG It’s not good to jump to conclusions. I read your post mid way and just assumed that you were suggesting that Jesus was the one watching TV and we should all join voices and scream louder to get his attention. ***covers face*** |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 10:25pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
daveP:My brother, Jesus have been shouting for 2000years now, yet these people remain dead. Do the want my Master vocal cord destroyed? 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 10:27pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Mujtahida: Nice perspective, thanks for sharing 3 Likes |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Sarassin:I have read other articles from different writers too and i have seen their Sages. All have serpents around them. Me and serpents don't curdle so well. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Mujtahida: 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LotusFan:The Quakers look at it somewhat from the angle I wrote above. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 10:30pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Mujtahida: Hnmmmn I see. I wonder if any one here has read the Urantia book. Would like to know what others make of it. |
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