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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
But someone owns us all right.... I believe we did not just appear from no where Hence Death. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:49pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LotusFan: More like smouldering... |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Of course, I was just joking. Sarassin is a bright burning light, and there is no darkness in him. I have been on the road the whole day, and even right now I have still not yet arrived. So I wanted to joke a bit. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:Aren't you meant to be looking at the tea leaves in the cup and reading it as opposed to gawping at the handset |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 6:51pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LotusFan:There was extreme seriousness at the beggining. No space to joke a bit buh when Ishilove came around.. I knew things would loosen a bit 3 Likes |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:52pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LotusFan:Yes oo, and I am not stopping. Something you exude is very familiar to me, and I think I know who exudes the same around here. Curiosity wan kill me 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:I am sure you understood, this is not the real me. Just a Meme, to show how amused I am, reading you all. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Go back to the post for the actual detail |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by makydebbie(f): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Analice107? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:Then next time, make sure you select appropriate memes showing you reading tea leaves |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:I'm a spotter of fun, humor, but pls help me find the one on here. na beg o |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:59pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:I hope you are okay sir. Have a nice day |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:59pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
chibwike:The whiff of Monsieur El Presidente here lured her in. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by ScienceWatch: 7:01pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
butterflyl1on:I had a very poor appetite for days, but when Butterflyl1on suggested pork meat inside egusi soup or ewedu, my saliva dribbled like a baby. Send the recipe please ! |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 7:02pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:I hope you are OK too sire. Have twice nice a day. Wink. wink. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 7:02pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
chibwike:One word: longest time. it yaff tey. i'm i still that robot? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 7:11pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
daveP:Yeah longest This is actually the first time I'm seeing you express yourself without using terms like"thinking out loud" .Gustavo. et all. And its good. I saw a different you today A Follower of Christ 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 7:18pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
chibwike:Lol. Gustavo! (jots a thing or two), (dodges mug hurled at his head), etc All at a time nl was humorful and sadness-vanishing. Not like now as my siggy describes. Been a follower. Always a follower!! How koffahood? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
daveP:Lol... true talk bro.... We can only come around periodically Lol I wasn't posted to the north, so I don't really understand your question 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 7:38pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
makydebbie:Yes my kid sis. Sorry, Analice107 couldn't sign in anymore, tried and tried. How have you been sis? Missed you. Compliment of this season. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
daveP:Everything here is funny to me because it's the opposite of what obtains. 1 Like |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 7:41pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:Pls give me a clear direction. Which post in particular. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ:You'll arrive in peace. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 7:43pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:Now you understand what nau? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 7:50pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Are you afraid of heights? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 7:54pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
LoJ: analize701:Yep journey mercies. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 8:02pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
Sarassin:Got this from a former Yogist. All the Yoga Sages are half snakes half humans. Yoga to Hindus is what the Gospel is to Christians. It’s the very heart of Hinduism. It offers them a way to escape this world. It promises to end their endless sufferings – the everlasting cycle of reincarnation. And the way that this is promised to them is by the technique that kills the mind. Yes, yoga is designed to kill the mind. That’s its purpose. It’s done in two ways: Through overstimulating the mind. Through depriving the mind of all sensual stimuli. This is completely unnatural so eventually the mind deteriorates or the person goes insane. It’s already proven that yoga lowers IQ levels and causes dementia (source). Chanting, controlled breathing and postures that are unnatural to the body cause the mind to shut down because the brain cannot handle these unnatural practices. The same purpose is achieved through yoga camps, like Osho camp, in which people are encouraged to scream and jump up and down for long periods of time and then they are told to suddenly stop all this activity and become as still as a statue with closed eyes. So firstly the mind is overloaded, and then it’s deprived of sensory perception. This causes the mind to shut down because it’s too much for the mind to handle. This shutting down of the mind provides an opening for evil spirits to enter the body. Many such people fall to the ground and start behaving like animals after these unnatural practices – because they have successfully opened their bodies for evil entities to possess them. The purpose of non-attachment Dementia sets in quickly when the mind is unused. The same would happen to the body – if you would just lie down and do nothing all day, not even eat, eventually your body would die. And the same happens to the mind that’s not used. And that’s the reason non-attachment is such an important doctrine in Hinduism and Buddhism. The most important aspect of non-attachment is to be detached from thoughts. So when you stop reacting to any mental phenomena, the mind is disengaged – it’s not used. And therefore it starts losing its function. It’s like if you stop exercising, the muscles will eventually disappear. A similar thing happens to the mind as well. And why would these pagan philosophies want that? Because when the mind stops functioning, the soul can no longer be in control of the body. A human being himself kills his own mind whilst his body functions. And this leaves the machine that the body is incapable to be controlled by its driver (soul), and this invites demons to start controlling that machine. Yogi bible is written by sage Patanjali. He was a half-snake, half-human being. So yogis get their wisdom from the serpent himself. That’s the yogic sacred text which explains how to destroy your own mind. Patanjali – a half-snake, half-human being who is the author of yogi bible When yogis follow these satanic doctrines and succeed in killing the mind, they become empty vessels. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 8:03pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
chibwike:There was sha a posting! howz corperhood, preferably? |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by makydebbie(f): 8:03pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
analize701:Awwn I've really missed you and I've been wondering what happened. Nice you know you're hale dear. Merry Christmas. |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 8:07pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
makydebbie:Yes sis. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 8:08pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:Yes. (Now you understand what?) |
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 8:13pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:lolzz. Why shd he be reading tea leafs. |
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