Kokoyiki

I dunt even know the meaning till day

KGBEAST:

What secondary did you go to?

SMA College at isolo lagos.

Gigolo

TICKBUSH

Mine was Cockerel cos my Kock was just too large.

Alligator

crop pest back in secondary school becus i hate sharing what ever i like.DonnaD or DD short form of my name and surname from university till date.

Gamblechukwu

This one na my Agric teacher give me o...

He actually caught me scoping a junior and since that day he started calling me "tuns tuns d toaster". Lol

And that was how everybody who knew me started calling me tuns tuns

Young

I am the real OSHE gan gan before d bang got that slang oshe

Apata!

Ticknadal because of my love for tennis back then in boarding school. I rep model college igbogbo lagos..

dotcomnamename:
Davido

that means you still be small boy o.

*Na-water: when asked how the test or exam was, I end up saying na-water(very simple).

*Sket(skirt): first class womaniser. How I loved girls so much and still end up being in dah top 3 in class till now still beat my guys/teachers imagination .

CAPO short for CLASS CAPTAIN

fitinwell:
Dubber Man i sabi copy Notes wella copy for Exam hall...

how we take get the same nick name ... me i no copy note but exam? mehn no invigilators dey tire 4 me ... also called kung fu panda, cos at that time I was d fat boy that could fight

Molar Mass of a Substance
this is due to my general mathematical skills.
OMG. Mathematics is sweet.

Masta

Berrywinky:
Mine was Bicycle seat, cos my head really bend like bicycle seat back then

Guess the head don reach like Okada seat now ✔✈

OH! DADDY, was a naughty boy, always in the company of girls, you could tell by the reaction when you see girls pass by got caught twice with undies of girls in my pocket, there was an undies search in the full arm not knowing they were my seniors am a changed man now I swear

class captain

rayblings:


Bang DE DE deng!!!

Butashagabumlekeperiodicalpap

Jesu!

Ebelekenwaonyeuwa based on lekpaa

Jégbéjégbé!!
meaning nonsense boy .....lol

Mine was chu

zulutex

Niyinficient:
Isheketu

Very embarrassing nickname back den...but later bcame a swag.

In the days of OGSA thrills, I have forgotten want warranted a group of students to be flogged so the teacher asked me to go get a cane...i went and uprooted this strong wireweed. The botanical name is Sida Acuta but its called isheketu in Akure dialect (or Yoruba as whole...i really dont know)....my classmates were bewildered at my choice of cane...and thats how the name stuck! The more i tried to fight it off, the more popular it bcme.

As we approach senior classes, my friends changed it to Sida Acuta, some called me Isheke which was more funky and i bear it everywhr i went! Good old days!

Akure oloyemekun, how are you doing brotherly? I dey hail oh also from Akure

Peachess:
Slim shady, Agbani, cos I'm skinny lol.

Slim shady? are u a Unilorite?

Igoni, ranchers bees striker.....Then i used to strike very well!

i had so many nickname back in sec. school but d ones that my sec. school mates call me till today are:
Agwor(snake)
Eke nwo ofia(The snake dat owns d forest)
Barrister or prof.
Tomboo(Palmwine)..
Corper Damboo..
My chemistry teacher when i was in ss1 calls me "Native Doctor",but i dislike him calling me dat name..

zicoraads:

Fine mama

Yes o.

Good morning.