someone call 911 a lunatic is on the loose

Chai!!!!!
See watermelon in different shapes and sizems.
Trump land SWEEEEEET ooooooooh!

Seeeee PRESENTATION! SHHHHHAAAAIIIII!!!!
Watermelon go hungry ya ke.

Not those shyte-hole-tinz!

To think this was the cheapest?
Wetin do my hand?
I go peel am myself.

Dem don taya to “mention”?
Muchechecheche
Time to crawl into bed and enjoy my favorite morning shows.

Suffer-head dey pepper o.

*more Well-PRESENTED food from MY SPARKLING KITCHEN coming up. . . . no ban yet?*


* the NL scammers are reporting for duty looking for BABE 5-6-7. . . . to chop their school fees and show their muki-muki- noode pictures as “blackmail” on NL. . . . *


I don dieeeeee oooooooh! Valentine o shele from london to AMUrica!!!! abi na TOTOrica blokosLONDON? Muchechecheche

Time for a snack.

Jamaican SPICY beef pattie, tangerines and a cup of tea.
* not those shyte-hole-country thingies called “meat pies” full of rotten Fulani Cow or human meat from ritualistic pots! *

Correct dry fish from the Shyte-Hole-Gitmo!
Fresh fruits stored in the garage.
It is cold at this time of the year. I use my garage to store items that can’t go stale or bad.

Can you try this in a SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY?
Dem do turn to rats with “winchcraft” tief efrytin chop ke!

KanwuliaExtra:
Time for a snack.

Jamaican SPICY beef pattie, tangerines and a cup of tea.
* not those shyte-hole-country thingies called “meat pies” full of rotten Fulani Cow or human meat from ritualistic pots! *

Needless. Come on now

Turkey bacon please.
Or Chicken bacon.
No pork or beef. We have enough of those in sausages.

Some breakfast items prepared in advance.
In case I need to pack some tinz to work, or some one asks for them at short notice. Must be eaten WITHIN 2 days.

Mommy is awake. Breakfast came in handy.
I save the rest.

REMEMBER?

PRESENTATION and PRESERVATION are key points in the KITCHEN.

J2381:
i'm wondering what experience a 24 year old have. Em, tell me, how's that boo of yours who got admitted to do his PhD cos he had straight A's in his undergrad?

We are married now. He is amazing. Thanks for asking.

Oooooops! someone is hurting seriously

Funlord, why?

Mucheche mucheche

We are not in SHYTE-HOLE 15TH WORLD CUNT-ries with generator noises. Please, upgrade and avoid “one-chance meals” because you do not know when or IF you will have any “current” of electricity.

This is minimum wage TRUMP LAND.
Everything WORKS!
Clean, store and PRESERVE, so you will ALWAYS have GREAT PRESENTATIONS!

No RATS or ROACHES please! Clean your SHYTE-HOLE MANSIONS!

wahala dey ooo

Desert time?
Some sweets for the hungry “mentioners”!

I loooooooove “ENTENMANN’S” mini cakes.
Naaaaaaaa. . . . I don’t do “MESSY JEDI-JEDI CREAM AND ICIING CRAP-CAKES”! I love my cakes PLAIN! So I can SEE WHAT I AM EATINNG.

Great with ice cream.

“NEPA nor bring light ooooo. GENERATOR WAN TIA MY HIA. . . . .

flyca:

Wow. Nwagu Agulu #nostalgic
I'm from N*nk*, you get?

Hi, good to know. Miss home terribly. Can remember when I always demand for one moimoi wrapped with leaf from a particular lady in afoudo.
Those home dishes only grannies can prepare. Ede igbugbu,aniga,abacha (not the kind u see people hawking along the streets. U must be a daughter of the soil to know how to prepare it. My best yet I don't know how to prepare it. When others are busy with Christmas food, I will be busy with my abacha and dry meat or fish. Lovely)
Yea,like the guy who quoted u,if u ever go home and miss those joints in agulu (don't know their names) and some bush meat joints in umunze,u haven't started.
And their ever fresh pammy. Then go to ekwulobia and watch that their masquerades.

Smh.......

Person don hijack this thread turn am to him Instagram page.

Dem dey even go store go snap put, this life.

NairalandCS:
Person don hijack this thread turn am to him Instagram page.

Dem dey even go store go snap put, this life.

My brother just negodu the Salty old hag

Everywhere FRIDGE!
So your food can lasssssssst!
Don’t DIE in your kitchen please!
Even h-inside garage FREEZER dey ke.
With FULL 4.0 GPA current o.

If na SHYTE HOLE COUNTRY dem ehn?
Give eggs 1 week for then “oven-fridge”.
THE EGGS GO HATCH CHICKENS oooooo.

Na so-so “quack-quack” you go dey hear from h-insai the fridge ke. Meat go RRRROTTEN h-insai freezer too. Guaranteed.

Experimenting with "Titus" mackerel fish to make fish fillet, first time making this and coached by Kelizosuy a nairalander

Ahem bo! Asawaz saying.
A hungry dog/bytch na H-ANGRY wan o!
No breakfast pics? Some pipo don skip wan meal for shyte hole o!

Ice fish? Tufiakwa! Poor man food!
See awon “minimum wage” fish?
Please upgrade to RED SNAPPER!

Pipo still dey chop fish wey resemble SNAKE? :
Or

OBOKUN!(CAT FISH)

Or

CROAKER!

End product

Liftedhands:
End product

yummy

KanwuliaExtra:
Ice fish? Tufiakwa! Poor man food!
See awon “minimum wage” fish?
Please upgrade to RED SNAPPER!

Pipo still dey chop fish wey resemble SNAKE?

Poor man food....... Really!?
What's your yearly income!?

LadyPrecy:
yummy

Thanks babe

aflyingbird:
We are married now. He is amazing. Thanks for asking.

took you almost a week to answer.

This Kanwulia sha. O ga oooo.
BTW, if you make $96k/yr, that's a killing. Can't even hate.

Yes o!
We have goooooood jobs here.
We PAY taxes to a WORKING GOVERNMENT!

Which sugar daddy go pay my $150,000 A YEAR for this world. A Nigerian one?
From where?

Sorry, I nor dey that kain “Bush-Meat-In-A-SHYTE-HOLE- COUNTRY business o!

I invest my MINIMUM WAGE earnings well. My retirement portfolio dey SOUND!

Make una siddon for NL dey type trasssssssh!

Awon ‘desperate babymama/housewives/babydaddies/househusbands and AGING SPINSTERS/BACHELORS NL”!

Muchechechecheche

J2381:
took you almost a week to answer.

I was banned.