NairobiWalker:


I won't bother explaining sh1t to an idiot.

Nowenuse:


Gbam! It's just a matter of time before people like NairobiWalker, TayserMahiri, mtis and kikuyu1 start speaking Naija pidgin fluently.

Swahili has proven to be a very useless language.

A language that could not even foster unity and oneness among Kenyans.
A language that could not unite Kenya & Tanzania.

I mean for a language that boasts of over 100 million speakers. I expected them to have the dominant entertainment industry in Africa, forcing other Africans to learn the language and adopt to the culture, but hell NO!

The Hausa and yoruba movie industries in Nigeria are even doing better than Kenyan and Tanzanian movie industries individually with a higher viewing.
It's such a shame!

Swahili language cannot outpace Luganda in Kampala and environs as much as these little Indians boast of influence over Uganda.

Ghanaians are rapidly speaking pidgin these days, same with English speaking Cameroon.
Even French speaking countries like Benin republic are not left out in the cultural influence of Nigeria.

darfay:


Dat Alex guy head no correct.how you go go UK go learn pidgin.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
This is really shocking. According to a video footage making the rounds online in Kenya, a man went through extreme length to show that his wife is really his property. It was alleged that the aggrieved husband cut of the joystick of a man whom he caught sleeping with his wife.

The man was stripped unclad with blood gushing out from his mutilated private part as neighbors and passersby gathered to see for themselves.

Some people even brought out their phones to record the injured man as he laid on the ground there lamenting.


Na wetin Kenyans sabi be this, na to bang other peoples wives.na him don lose him prick. This guy come resemble alexxo11. gallivant abegi come carry una kibera monkey

NigeriaIsDoomed:
the monkey pay naija boys 4 nairobi mek dem teach am pidgin.make I hear say Britain go give visa to that bush man

NigeriaIsDoomed:
the monkey pay naija boys 4 nairobi mek dem teach am pidgin.make I hear say Britain go give visa to that bush man

darfay:


Chai nairobiwalker aka kiberatrekker no get prick again

darfay:


E b like say him dey do gate man for one of their numerous Naija masters over there

NairobiWalker:


I won't bother explaining sh1t to an idiot.

darfay:


Chai nairobiwalker aka kiberatrekker no get prick again

darfay:


E b like say him dey do gate man for one of their numerous Naija masters over there

jaycent:
No na sufferNsmiling prick dem cut

darfay:


Dat Alex guy head no correct.how you go go UK go learn pidgin.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
no o ....e dey help one naija master for nairobi wash plates, clean toilets and bathrooms.

jaycent:
No na sufferNsmiling prick dem cut

darfay:


Since when slave start to get prick

darfay:


Abeg Alex we dey find new house boi o. We go settle your travel bills down to Lagos.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
abegi mek that useless monkey dey kibera, Lagos no need dat kibera monkey. Instead mek we find one dog wey go fit learn quick pass Alex

NigeriaIsDoomed:
sufferNsmiling, lose him prick the day fulani soldiers invade Nnamidiot cownu compound. Na why e dey vex for naija cus e no dey fit bleep other peoples wives again

NigeriaIsDoomed:
abegi mek that useless monkey dey kibera, Lagos no need dat kibera monkey. Instead mek we find one dog wey go fit learn quick pass Alex

jaycent:
You dey mind dat mumu.. Na naija boy be dat.

TayserMahiri:


Your pidgin is terrible it sounds like people who dont know how to speak. Thats why I call it munkie chatter. Alexo has better understandable pidgin and I found it a lil intresting and funny.

Yours is still MONKEY LANGUAGE

darfay:


C how Maria earns her living

iconize:


Loool. Pidgin English doesn't sound terrible.

Other West Africans have their different versions of pidgin, and they don't sound terrible either. Pidgin English is similar to Caribbean Creoles.

TayserMahiri:


FINISH SCHOOL FIRST KID

NigeriaIsDoomed:
i tell una say na for nairobi dey monkey pay naija boys mek dem teach am pidgin. E dey possible say Britain go issue visa to village man wey no sabi yarn english? besides how kibera monkey go travel to Uk just to learn pidgin when naija boys full nairobi.

TayserMahiri:


Be original. Why copy Curry beans?

TayserMahiri:

Be original. Why copy Curry beans?

darfay:

My place is secured in my dads firm. Worry about yourself

darfay:


C how Maria earns her living

NigeriaIsDoomed:
olosho u don show We no dey bleep public toilet biko ejor