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the last time I tried this, I was murdered.

How do these mumu tips always make their way to this forum? The average female can't pull this off and trained ones can do them successfully only on males smaller than they are, which means not so many grown men.

The average trained female fighter can not inflict enough damage to incapacitate a man even 3% heavier than her body weight. Any intending female is better off holding a gun or tazer. Pepper spray works for only a few seconds and does not stop motivated individuals.

How can they know all this when all they know is snapchat and instagram

This is good. I encourage ladies here to study the pictures closely and practice them frequently in order to master those moves.
Remember, the aim is to get away so the moves are meant to temporarily destabilize the attacker so run as soon as that happens.

Lalasticlala, please this deserves front page.

You are not talking to nigerians

Kuku enrol them into your kunfu class.

That guy in the cartoon illustration is a big fool and a coward.

CaptJeffry:
This is good. I encourage ladies here to study the pictures closely and practice them frequently in order to master those moves.
Remember, the aim is to get away so the moves are meant to temporarily destabilize the attacker so run as soon as that happens.

Lalasticlala, please this deserves front page.

such a things as these never make it to front page....

StarBukola:
such a things as these never make it to front page....

Thus is a murder attempt, small play u want to blow his heart and ballsack,can u do that to Ur husband if he forces himself on you?

ceejayx:

Thus is a murder attempt, small play u want to blow his heart and ballsack,can u do that to Ur husband if he forces himself on you?

my husband can never force himself on me! why can you do that to your wife??

These can only work in a movie and not in real life.

StarBukola:
I find these helpful

..did u watch *Snake in the monkey shadow?*

MrCork:



..did u watch *Snake in the monkey shadow?*

Mr cork, u again ?

StarBukola:
Mr cork, u again ?

..so yor idea of self defense is to punch men in the priiiiiiicck...correct? ...ok so if u punch our big priiiiiiicck. ..wot r we expected to use.. u r a wicked woman!! (((Shake my head continuously )))

MrCork:




..so yor idea of self defense is to punch men in the priiiiiiicck...correct? ...ok so if u punch our big priiiiiiicck. ..wot r we expected to use.. u r a wicked woman!! (((Shake my head continuously )))

so what r saying

StarBukola:
my husband can never force himself on me! why can you do that to your wife??

Because she is my wife and shouldn't starve me of sex

ceejayx:

Because she is my wife and shouldn't starve me of sex

and if u r starved??

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