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Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 12:22pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
TimeMachine:sorry about that!would have been a great start if you did. Goodluck mate! |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 2:11pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
TimeMachine:You've just got to love this guy. O lenu bi nuclear bomb. (trans- he is mouthed like a nuclear war missile) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 2:13pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ranchhoddas:LMAO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 2:17pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ranchhoddas:Buhahahahahahaha! See me laughing like a hyena here. Billyonaire aka TimeMachine still remains one of Nairaland's most colourful characters after all these years 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 2:23pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: Nice to put them in their place, real quick. |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Acidosis(m): 2:36pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
So people actually believe this dude? My Gawd! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ranchhoddas: 2:43pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
TimeMachine:How much you go pay? You know say no be everybody get money like you! |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 2:54pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Acidosis:O ma yomi lenu ke 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by MrNipplesLover(m): 2:55pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
pls, wetin dey happen here? I think say the OP wanted to offer her sister to a guy who's willing to accommodate her for a period of time. why them come turnt this to a toasting - forum? Tinamoore, have you found a willing guy yet? |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Acidosis(m): 3:17pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: Dude is a pathological liar, he's got all the answers to any questions. I've met people like him, some of them live in exotic apartments as upgraded mai-guards. Chances are he would show you many luxuries if you try to investigate him but the probability of him owing any of these luxuries is 0%. The real owner of the luxuries is probably out of the country, chilling with his family. How some females here fall for this kind of lie is not shocking though. It is the reality we see everyday. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: Hmmmm, you are yoluba...you are BBW...you are above 30...you live in Lagos. Its only a matter of time 1 Like |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 4:37pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
truthsayer009:Only a matter of time before you suck ma puzzay?? 1 Like |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: Hmmm Nice pun. If you want to keep it clean, well, who knows. Maybe we could do a 69. I hope you don't fake orgasms. |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Electronzeez(m): 6:32pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Zoharariel: Loooooooooool 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 7:28pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
truthsayer009:Oh I fake em, alright. I fake em the way Buhari fakes the anti-corruption war |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 8:46pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: Forget Buhari, I'm here to Atiku-late you into awesomeness, but you gats to cooperate with me. First of all, stop doing Shakara. You already know I want you so stop Fronting. Second of all, are you a Scorpio or Aries? If not, what are you? |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
truthsayer009:Ema gba mi ke. How am I fronting? You want to hang my right leg in Mushin, and hang the second one in Apapa, then proceed to minister oko langido to my netherparts, and I have indicated willingness to participate in that sweaty fusion of body fluids, but you're saying I'm fronting? To your other question, I'm Saggitarius. Ram Are you under 30? I like them young, virile and strong 1 Like |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: Haha, I honestly wasn't even this imaginative. Apapa to Mushin is quite far considering the distance & then you did the comparison, what a WAWU! Oh yeah, I'm under 30 & strong too. I know you're BBW so I'm well equiped to give you that D D for Desire tho |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by generationz(f): 10:46pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Ishilove: look those his funny stories of outer space and galaxies abi I think he is into newage shit and stuff most of what he talks about are embedded in new age doctrines which was gotten from Hinduism yes they astral project yes they meet other spiritual entities yes he might be adding his own jara due to confusion about what he sees However the bulk of what he says are lies passed down from the devil. you know Satan is very good at spinning lies They spin lies from the bible too. |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by generationz(f): 10:48pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
nwanneni: first of all , how are you? its been a while |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by generationz(f): 10:53pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
TimeMachine: 100k per month with that long list of yours? you are very funny my friend. Honestly with the way you talk about spending, spending , money I wasn't expecting such. no offence. Seems you are a very stingy sugar daddy or you aren't as rich as you claimed to be lol An orphan from a low class vicinity might do she wouldn't have any family member for you to feed and she will see you as a god ( practically worship you) for half that amount. |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 5:21am On Nov 06, 2018 |
generationz: Bankers earn about that. But 100k allowance for a girlfriend is very faiir aside the shopping and travel allowances etc which is higher than a million annually except you are not building wealth for next generations. Don't be foolish with your money, except it is yahoo Yahoo money. Did you say orphan from low class ? I really would prefer those, cos it will go along way to ameliorate her living condition. You seem to know a lot about them. Can you recommend your orphaned female relative? 1 Like |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 5:24am On Nov 06, 2018 |
generationz: Stop making fun of yourself. You sound stupid already |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 6:12am On Nov 06, 2018 |
Ishilove: Mtchew, Wo lemme tell you, all this one you're saying is Story. Your reverse psychology are not new as you first wanted to know my age & yeah, I know you're above 30 so cut the chase. Nothing wrong in talking dirty 100%, this is 2 consenting adults. Me I want to give you resounding orgasm & thats for sure. Me I like you, Period. Whether you abuse me oh, call me names oh. E no even concern me. I stand firm Gidigba 1 Like |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 6:14am On Nov 06, 2018 |
generationz:I'm great.hope you are too? I am in phc.hope you won't mind if we meet? But presently outta 9ja.work things.(i travel a lot) I hope you don't/won't mind? Can we meet? |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Ishilove: 8:05am On Nov 06, 2018 |
generationz:As in ehn... TimeMachine my brother is in dire need of deliverance, Cele style |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 8:58am On Nov 06, 2018 |
Ishilove: As long as it is a female prophet that you are sending from your own Cele church to deliver TimeMachine I have no problems. Just make sure she is great in Kama Sutra. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by generationz(f): 12:11pm On Nov 06, 2018 |
TimeMachine: I wasn't making fun of you You hold your believes close to your heart I won't call you stupid because I know your outburst here is as a result of accumulated anger at people making fun of what you believe in and not necessarily at me today I know you are more mature than this With that said You know I'm right that most of what you preach here are related to New age doctrines right or wrong sir? I know you try to cushion it up stating it is science for Nigerians to accept what you are saying and not see it as some sort of voodoo. However the more you try to make it look as simple as science the more nairalanders call you crazy. You are not really crazy. you are just being lied to. |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by Nobody: 12:28pm On Nov 06, 2018 |
generationz: I stepped into this 3D Reality Game on my own accord, and I am sharing the Truth outside the construct of the matrix and control of the Demiurge freely for Source Players who are still trapped in this duality based matrix, and few have found their ways of getting off the hell and loop of reincarnation. I make bold to say that I believe nothing, have no belief system and will never have one. Unlike you and your ilks, I know me, I know where I came from, and I know how to exit the Game Board, cos I have direct access to information even before the Big Bang that set this hologram in motion. Just enjoying the remaining of my days in quiet happiness, but does not mean I will not tell you that you are silly if you are.\\ Note that I am not interested in your Heaven, neither do I need have a Savior because I do not need one, and I am not religious and will never be. It will be wise for you to respect yourself and do not think that all who wear Human Body are on your level of operabilities, I am totally another thing all together, so stop following me around and retorting those mumbo jumbo which I actually help create to keep the game busy and sweet. I know what I am. |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by IamShiningStar(f): 1:59pm On Nov 06, 2018 |
generationz:Wow! I give it to you : the most mature/civil/polite female nairalander I have come across! your manner of handling issues is wow+ ! I'm impressed. keep it up. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Who Needs A Female Roommate In Ajah Or Lekki by ifyalways(f): 5:36pm On Nov 06, 2018 |
Less than $300 monthly basic allowance for being a seex toy to a self acclaimed billionaire? What an insult Women don suffer 3 Likes |
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