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Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Kris25: 10:55am On Feb 17, 2020 |
Next ooooooo |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:29am On Feb 17, 2020 |
Next please |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Nobody: 3:35pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Man wey dey reason Part 2 |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by jerrykk(m): 8:06am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Brainiac12: I swear....I go like read that story again...abeg which site I fit read am from cos e no dey coolval |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Nobody: 9:19am On Feb 18, 2020 |
jerrykk:I get the PDF version 1 Like |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by jerrykk(m): 12:42pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
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Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Nobody: 12:43pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
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Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by jerrykk(m): 12:53pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Brainiac12:I no see flow157 |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Armykid: 3:11pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
abeg how i go take get this story |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by ADAMXMAR: 4:17pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Is your brain aware of what you are saying?..dis story is too good..next update OP |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Masterpieceukpa(m): 8:39am On Feb 19, 2020 |
Kpekus no go kill u |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 8:40am On Feb 19, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 23 The driver tapped the bus twice and it moved, he was busy cursing me. I walked towards Small Mama, she did not see me earlier if not she would have ran. She has a little baby on her back, she is one of those girls that Jay Z called ever young. Small Mama was very beautiful and everyman wanted to be her husband, she kept on rejecting them because of her very young stature she did not realize that she is old. She always told us that she wants to marry a rich man as Dangote and famous as Wizkid. After we learnt that futureless fine boy have impregnated her, we kept on pestering her mother to tell us her whereabout because she disappeared all of a sudden. And her mother kept on lying to us she has married a South Africa man, and both of them have traveled out of the country. Small mama was shocked to see... Me: Small mama, how far now? Small Mama: Victor, this one you dress like this? You wan go chop burial rice. Me: your mouth still dey smell, here no be South Africa. Small Mama: we just come back to greet my mama na... Me: I see, why you dey trek like Job. Na rich people exercise be this? Wey your driver and car *her baby start crying* Small Mama: you wan come laugh me? My driver dey fix my car for mechanic. Me: eehhnn... I be wan give you 1k for life support, my dash you 2h to buy fuel. Small mama: thank you. She collect the money and I left laughing, I took bus and drove to my work place. I entered the big gate after a brief talk with the gateman. I saw one of the guy that laughed me on the interview day, I later learnt his name is Obinna... Me: how far? Obinna: oboy! You get the job? Me: yes na, what of your friend? Obinna: that one no pass the interview after em make mouth finish say the interview simple, my name na Obinna what of your name? Me: I be Victor, make we stroll around the industry na. Obinna: my guy, here big oh.. Work dey here and the place wey them dey process the soap dey smell well well, the interview no be here o. Me: my brother na on God I take get this job, the canteen fine oh. A girl came out of the canteen, she is so pretty that the world stopped rotating for me. She smiled and waved at us, and she walked towards the gate. Obinna: guy!! wetin happen?! Me: nothing oh, I dey come. I ran after her and caught up with her outside the gate. Me: hi, you are the one giving me sleepless night. Girl: how? Do you know me? Me: am Victor but you can call me Vic, am please to meet you. Girl: am Abigail *forming* Me: that is one of the angel name missing in heaven, my dear.. You are too beautiful to be human *smiling* Girl: but am human. Me: *scratching my head* umh... Please, can I have your phone so I can put my phone number? Girl: no. Me: since you want me to die.. *I walk towards the busy road in an attempt to commit suicide* Girl: hey! What are you doing? Me: I thought you said I should go and kill myself. Girl: you must be joking, I did not ask you to commit suicide, alright. Take *I take the phone from her* Me: thanks my love, I will call. I ran back happily her eyes did not left my body, when I looked back she was beaming and shaking her head. What a beautiful young lady, I met Obinna who was waiting for me. Obinna: you go scoop that babe? Me: yes na, the God of fruitful and multiply go vex iffa allow that babe just go. Obinna: hope say God of fruitful and multiply go give you strength to act beauty and the beast. Me: which one be beauty and the beast again? Obinna: the beauty na that girl and the beast na our director, na director pikin be that oh. Me: I don go fine trouble, I go delete her number. I no want make one bull dog bite me oh *Obinna laughing* We started walking around the company and in the process we saw the director, the man is awfully big and huge. I doubt if he has cheek bones because his jew dropped like bull dog. Me & Obinna: good afternoon, sir. Director: afternoon, both of you are the new employees. *assassin bass* Me & Obinna: yes, sir. After we are done with the sight seeing, I took bus and went back home. I did not find Biggy at home, I tried Beauty number since it is Friday that she promised to go out with me. I called her... Me: hello, sweetheart. Beauty: hmmm.. Sweetheart? Are you still interested in taking me out? Me: ofcourse my love, I want us to go to a club and remove the week stress. Beauty: send me the address, am very busy now.. I will see you in the evening. Me: alright, love The call ended, I swept and cleaned my house thoroughly 'cause my crazy friend have messed up my house. After the clean up I took my best stachy out-fit to a dry cleaner, I asked him to apply his best washing and ironing skills on the out-fit, after I gave him extra cash for efficiency. I went home and prepared my house like am expecting a governor, I set condom around the house it will happen in a moment. Towards Evening she called, Beauty: hello... Am at the place you asked me to come. *this girl na witch oh* Me: sorry, I will be on my way right away. I ended the call and rushed to the dry cleaner, took my outfit. Did a quick wash and made myself look nice then set out, I got to the place when the day was getting dark already. I called her but she did not pick but she came down from a parked car, I was shocked. She looked prettier than the person I normally saw on her pictures. Beauty: you are late. Me: am sorry beautiful, you look prettier than your name. *she start smiling* Beauty: I do not like here... Can we go to another place *my heart skip a beat* TBC... 3 Likes |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 8:42am On Feb 19, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 24 Me: alright. *I was calculating the money with me* She asked me to drive but I refused, it will be an insult to me. It will not make sense I just met her and I will jump on the wheel. We entered the car and she ignite the engine. Me: I never knew you had a car. Beauty: ohh.. I do not like show off. *I hear you* Me: that means your kind is rare. Beauty: you did not ask me where we are going to. Me: oh my bad, forgive me.. So where are we heading to? Beauty: to your house, help me with direction *my body and d+ck leap in joy* We drove to my house and Musa opened the gate over greeting me with joy as if she came to visit him, we entered inside the house. Me: welcome to my little abode. Beauty: nice place, but come here... We hugged each other and started kissing, s+x made easy I was scared of my life. Beauty: I love it h*rdcore, do not act like a kid. Me: really? I was surprised and scared, but I did not accept defeat so easily. I carried her bridal style and threw her on the bed, she landed chuckling. I removed my belt and pulled down my trouser, flung it off my leg. I pulled off my shirt and threw it away, I pulled down my boxer and my d*ck sprung up pointing gingerly at her. She gasped as she saw my size and bite her lower lip, she hurriedly off her gown and remained only on her white p*nties. I walked to the bed naked and dragged her both legs towards me, I lower my face and run my tongue on her p*nted crack. Me: you are w*t... Beauty: f*ck me like a b*tch, am w*t for your big long d*ck. I shifted her p*nt and dug two fingers inside her p*ssy and moved it in and out slowly, I brought out my two fingers and sucked on them looking at her. Beauty: s*ck me please, use me like your sl*t! I need your f*cking tongue on my w*t p*ssy. I nearly quit, she is too raw. I tore off her p*nt and forcefully spread her legs wide, I dug two fingers again in her w*t toto. And started fingering her very fast, I took her cl*t in my mouth and s*cked like a baby. She placed her hand on my head and started m*aning so loud like a screamer, I bet all my neighbors will be hearing her m*aning. Beauty: ooohhh! Aaahh!! S*ck me... After two minutes of s*cking her w*t p*ssy she shook violently and squirted, she breathed out heavily after she cl*maxed. Beauty: my turn... Me: BJ.. *she nod* She pushed me down and straddled me, she unclasped her bra and let it fall on me. She grabbed her two round firm br*asts with her both hands, she used her tongue and tickled her n*pples. She grabbed my h*rd long thick big d*ck and j*rked my d*ck very fast that I feared my d*ck will cut. She blew breeze on my h*rd d*ck and tickled the tip of my d*ck with her tongue. She covered my h*rd d*ck with her mouth and started s*cking stimulating my balls. I pushed her off and raised one of her leg up to my shoulder, so that the little hairs around my d*ck will tickle her cl*t. I took one of the c*ndom on the bed amongst the numerous c*ndoms I kept on the bed, and tore. Beauty: what are you doing? Me: I want to wear c*ndom. Beauty: I like it raw, am on pills and am free, are you? Me: am free too. Beauty: just put it, penetrate baby *she grabbed my d+ck and directed it inside her hole* I started thr*sting in with reckless abandon as she screamed down the roof, I grabbed and squeezed her br*ast every moment, she tried to shift away from me 'cause of the pleasure, but I will drag her back with the leg I hung on my shoulder. Beauty: aaahhh.. Ooohhh! You are f*cking me gooooddd... Am... Aahh, gawdd... Me: aah! Ahh! Beauty: call me b*tch, damn! F*ck me as your sl*t. I increased my thr*sting speed and she tightened her p*ssy muscles around my h*rd d*ck, I could not hold back my pleasure as we both cl*maxed same time, I was sweating in a room that has A.C. she shook violently as felt my warm c*m spurting deep inside her sweet canal. Beauty: damn! Your d+ck is so sweet, and you are such a good f+ck *breathing heavily* Me: thanks, you are so sweet too... Will you be my girlfriend? *she kissed me slowly* Beauty: I want to sleep.. She woke up after some minutes and we ate and f*cked all over the house till the next day, Beauty was like a s*x lioness. We became tired around 3am, I was overly tired and feeling pains all over my body. I dosed off after I received s*x overdose from Beauty, no thanks to her. We both slept off, around 6am I felt a sweet sensation on my d*ck. I was dreaming where I was s*cked, it was so real that I opened my eyes. Beauty: good morning. Me: Jesus!! She laughed and continued s*cking me, she straddled me and rode me expertly, slowly and fast playing with her br*asts. She rode both of us to climax, I slept off immediately after she drained all the protein and blood in me through my sp*rm. I was so tired and weak so I just slept off like a dead man after the good morning s*x, later someone woke me up. I opened my eyes and I was seeing everything double... Biggy: wetin happen? This house look like war ground, why you resemble person wey trailer jam? Me: oboy, na trailer of s*x jam me oh, Beauty wan kill me. A message entered my phone and I was shocked, my throat dried up and I realized I have signed for early grave. Biggy: why you resemble person wey em container enter Ocean? *I give him my phone* Biggy: I will be your girlfriend, if you dare cheat on me. I will kill you, from your lovely girlfriend Beauty. Me: Biggy, am gone... TBC.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 8:43am On Feb 19, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 25 Biggy: gone to where? Me: your sense dey follow pain you as your eyes? You no see this text message? Biggy: em no mean anything joor.. Na so girls wey you don sample well dey do, so that another person no go enjoy wetin them don enjoy. Me: you sure Biggy? Biggy: yes na... Me: no underestimate the power of a jealous lady oh. Biggy: professor underestimate, come put hand here. I did not know were the strength came from probably is from the text message, I stood up and helped Biggy to clean up the room. A call came into my phone, I checked the caller and the Id showed Kelly. Kelly: oboy where you dey? Me: I dey house with Biggy, why you dey ask? Kelly: make ona two lap my house now now! And the call ended, Kelly is a friend to I and Biggy. Our three formed the p*ssy chasers club then that landed us behind bars, since then Kelly and his doings is a bad news to me. Kelly happened to shift any size of p*nt, according to him "na the face I go chop?" Me: Lashi, Ke boy flash em forefathers. Biggy: but ona two talk small na. Me: which talk? I swear MTN no fit capture the minute. Biggy: wetin em talk? Me: em say make our two come now now, but I nodey go. Biggy: do make we dey go, what if em need us pass oxygen. No forget say na our man, em fit dey danger. Me: em better no concern danger oh, I nofit fight Kelly wars oh. Biggy: Kelly know sef, you be peace maker 1 and 2. *laughing* Me: guy, the thing no be joke oh, em better no be to fight. We immediately took a quick shower one after the other, I was the last to go in and I made sure Biggy begged me in practically all I should do. Were you thinking we bathed together, may the gods forbid am no gay. After we wore our clothes, we went outside together and I was about locking the gate... Kate: repent! Repent!! Fornicators!!! The kingdom of God is at hand, on that judgment day... *she shouted aloud from her frontage* Biggy: you no tell me say you dey live close to psychia na. Me: you don see am oh, Beauty don announce to everyone say I be fornicator for the yard. Kate: the bible says flee from fornication... We just ignored her and asked Musa to open gate for us, we came out on the street and Biggy started waving to a beautiful girl across the road who just came out to pour water inside the dirty gutter that runs beside the road. She waved back and he started smiling broadly like cat fish. Me: you know the babe? Biggy: for where? Creating awareness for future invasion. Me: shey you know say her father na invader? Biggy: wetin you mean? Me: her father na beware of dog in form of human being. Biggy: em no want make em daughter marry again? Me: thank God you say marriage, em no want person wey go use in the name of boyfriend dey f*ck em daughter like p*rnstar. Biggy: haters..! I go still shoot my shot. Me: goodluck for you, taxi.. Ojefel man. Ojefel: tufiaaa... I nodey carry ona. He drove past us and I became ashamed of myself, we just missed a free taxi sha... We later took a taxi that we charge money, "em no go better for Ojefel man oh". When we dropped at Kelly house, we went to the door and knocked. He opened the door sweating and smiling. Me: guy? You dey cook with fire inside room. Kelly: no... Na one gal I dey bleep o, she say my invite ona, say only me nofit satisfy her. *both of laughing* Me: na you call me, how wish say na s*x you call me for. I for dey my dey. Biggy: no mind am, how many rounds ona don go already? Kelly: six, I take TM.. I don tire sef, na em make I call ona. Biggy: Kelly you don f*ck up, na that small girl wey I go handle she go grab her p*nt fly window and fence with one jump. Kelly: come make her jump fence and Jericho wall, she dey naked inside. Biggy: Vic you nodey come? Sorry, I don forget say Beauty have turn your long dragon to bent and fallen. Kelly: *laughing* leave my g, make we go inside... Both of them went inside and I waited for them on the verandah, I was expecting a girl to m*an but nothing as such happened instead I was hearing Biggy's loud throaty pleasure groans. After two hours... Biggy: I no want do again! *Biggy shout from inside* I ran inside to check what was happening, I saw Kelly laughing and rolling on the floor and a naked girl mounted on Biggy who laid helplessly beneath her. Girl: I never tire... Biggy: abeg na...!! *she turn to me* Girl: you be the next person? *chewing gum* Me: God no go gree, noooo! She resumed the riding on Biggy ignoring his plea. Biggy: I go die oh! Kelly help me na!! *breathing heavily* I just closed the door behind me and navigated myself home, I came out of the, broken gate to the open street. I realized that I did not have enough money on me for vehicle to convey me home, I was still battling with the thought of going inside or trekking a fifty naira distance. When a man that I did not understand his dressing walked upto me, I raised my head and scanned the both sides of the street and saw his co-workers in vineyard of 419 hanging around. Man1: oga good afternoon, I no know road. Na person just help me with transport my go receive healing, you be child of God? Me:.... *I nod* Man1: oga abeg, I wan see one healer wey them dey call Jesus.you fit show me heaven road? *is like this one wan escort me* Me: *I nod* .... *pointing towards were I want to go*. TBC.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Osnuf34(m): 12:46pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
Lmao. See as people wey dey here dey look me like say I don mad. Victor better go help ur friends, remember be ur brother's keeper. Abi u wan make Biggy die. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Masterpieceukpa(m): 3:50pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
Guy u Don drop am as e dey hot I dey ur back all thru nice piece I don laff tire |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by JOGICE(m): 6:47pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
Op ur good...no b small fun dey dis ya tori Oo! |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by styles666(m): 10:13pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
lol u want kill person? |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by ouzo1(m): 10:32am On Feb 20, 2020 |
Bros my office people dey think say I don mad cuz of the kind laughter wey gum me...ride on |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by ADAMXMAR: 7:28pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Am going through dsame thing my brother..c how my coleagues nd family members d complain..op u too good |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by queengift(f): 4:07pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
OP you Don run, come drop more episodes |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by fabianiweka: 8:07pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Guy you funny |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 11:06pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 26 He started speaking gibberish then headed to the opposite direction, his accent was that of a broke ass British n*gga. I decided to walk towards my destination, the other one stationed on the road walked to me. Man2: you know that man? *the other one I was with earlier walk pass us* Me: ..... *I shake my head* Man2: em good make them rob am? Me: .... *I shake my head* Man2: waka fast fast make we go meet am o, before bad boys go come rob am. That man fit be our destiny helper. We hurried to the other man earlier, they were not aware that they are just keeping me company. Man2: oga, I don talk to am. We go help you sell your goods *three of us walking to my destination* Man1: if you both cheat on me in your country, I will die. Are you both a christian? *with cheap gin German accent* Man2: oga, you from where? Man1: am from Germany, I just came to Nigeria to sell cars, laptops and phones. You both will help me, I will give both of you Iphone X mas *you get Iphone na our two dey waka for this kind hot sun* Man2: am a christian, you don hear am... We go fit sell the laptops make big money, then twuama. Me: .... *I nod* Man1: am not a christian but I believe in Jesus, I know Steve Bruce and Holt Mesult, they are my friends. I am a member of marine occult. Man2: no fear oh, the man wan help us. Me: .... *I nod* Man1: I will make both of you rich, I will give both of you laptops and accessories to market for me. You will both be my suppliers, what kind of phone are you using? *close to the major tarred road* Conductor: Choba Choba! One chance, no time!! Me: ona papa na em be the name of the phone I dey use. Both of them were shocked, all along they thought I was under their spell. I joined the bus and left them there standing dejectedly. Conductor: be serious, madam adjust. Madam: where you want my adjust go? No space. I sat beside two fat women who occupied back seat and I regretted my decision, one of them was snoring away as they joined hand to compress me to the bus wall. Me: madam, adjust small.. i dey die here. Madam: oga, I nofit adjust o, I pay for two seats. Me: two seats and human being life which one pass? *people start laughing in the bus* Madam: go thief five naira if them no go burn you, oga if you wan die, die oh!. I nodey hold you. Girl: conductor dropping *tapping the bus wall* Conductor: be serious, you hold fifty naira, my balance you 1h? Girl: I no get, abeg give my change. Conductor: na you come dey shout for me? Warn yourself oh. Girl: your mouth dey smell abeg, give me my change. Driver: hey you girl, come down no 'cause trouble for that place oh. Conductor: ashawo... I better pass all your family people *he throw the fifty naira towards her* Girl: as you dey happily suffering, na your mama and sisters be ashawo. Conductor: *wuhoowuhoooo!* ashawo!! The driver moved the bus and we continued the journey, I deserted my seat for the two fat women. Woman: for her own money too, conductor. Conductor: madam, hold yourself oh. Nobody invite you oh. Woman: sorry, sir! I wiped the beads of sweats that formed on my body as the journey continued, immediately I came down from the bus. I met Musa and one secondary school girl at the gate. Musa: wekome, oga Viktor. Me: Musa, no shift her leg oh *she start blushing* Girl: good afternoon. Me: afternoon. I went inside the yard and saw Ada drying clothes on the rope, immediately she saw me. She beamed like someone they lit fire on her face. Ada: Vic! Vic!! How far na? *who be this one?* Me: I still dey the bathroom you lock me oh. I unlocked my protector and went inside my house, I took a quick shower and devoured a plate of spaghetti. And off I was to land of dream. The ringing tone of my phone woke me up. Me: hello, who be this? Abigail: so, you did not save my contact? *with angelic voice* Me: I dey mad, except I lost all my memories. Not to save the love my life contact *she start laughing* Abigail: so, why have you not call? *I ransack my head for lies* Me: I thought you do not want a boyfriend in your life, since you are dating over ten celebrities, Wizkid, Davido... *she start laughing* Abigail: you are not serious, well.. I will be travelling by Tuesday. Can we meet tomorrow. Me: who am I to say no? Take me to the slaughter Abigail: you are just too funny, bye joor.. Before you make me break my ribs, and make sure you come online oh. Me: alright, I love you, won't I get I love you from you? Abigail: no, bye joor *laughing* The call ended, her voice was so sweet. But the fear of director is the beginning of wisdom, I decided to waste some time on social media before I call Biggy to check up on him. Immediately, I switched on my data a notification pop-up from Beauty. Beauty: hey boo, my p*ssy missed you *a pic of her on a sexy gown* Me: my d*ck missed it more, I cannot get enough of you. *typed and sent* Beauty: am coming on Friday, and my p*ssy is all yours till Sunday *chisos! No, don't come oh!* A knock landed on my door, I switched off my data and went to check on who is at the door. Me: na who be that? Voice: is me *with girlish voice* Me: is me no get name? I opened the door and regretted why. TBC... 2 Likes |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 11:07pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 27 I opened the door and saw Albino standing at the door with a tight pink gown, torn on her right leg upto her laps. She was glowing and slaying me with her perky b*obs, 'cause she was not wearing any bra and I assumed she neither wore p*nt, she came prepared and s*x was the last thing on my mind. Me: Albino, chia... You fine die, you fine pass queen of England. Albino: abegii.. Shift joor. Me: this one you remember me today, I go make heaven if na so. Albino: you dey fine talk, wetin you cook? *she enter inside the kitchen* Me: nothing oh, cook for us na. Albino: I resemble your wife, see your mouth like cook for us *talking from the kitchen* Me: you know iffa I go marry you after you cook for me, nodey open pots like that. Na bachelor kitchen be that oh, and those pots are liable to rape. She returned to the bedroom were I was lying on the bed with just boxer, with a glass of juice in her hand. Albino: na only wetin you sabi, s*x and rape always on your mind, you nofit cook. Me: you don see am na, this one you no wear bra. Hope am safe? Albino: you be learner? Me: yes na, am a virgin in the Lord *Albino laughing* Albino: you wey devil don prepare s*x room for hell fire, you go manage indomie do the work? Me: which work? Albino: go ask Rihanna, my go prepare the noodles. She entered inside the kitchen and started cooking, I was still thinking on what to tell Albino. Releasing more proteins from my body was not a good option to me at all, a knock landed on my door, at first I was scared it might be Beauty. One mind was telling me to inform Albino to lie that she is my sister, I do not want to die young. I kicked against that thought and went ahead opening the door that the person at the door knocked incessantly. Me: break the door, say your papa na carpenter. Voice: open door joor *I open it* Me: Victory, mumu boy, how far? Victory: I just dey na, you nodey reason your twin bro. Me: no be so, bro. Na hustle 'cause am oh, come inside. Who give you the address? Victory: na Biggy. Me: Biggy don join press men *we enter inside the bedroom* We were discussing when Albino brought two plates filled with noodles, the smell of the food was unusual and I was suspecting she added weed to the indomie. Victory: pretty, you are so beautiful, bro na your babe be this? Me: no oh, na my best friend. Albino: thank you. Me: babe meet my twin brother. Albino: ona be twin, why you come black em come fair? Me: when you see my mama ask her, I dey come my go buy sth. Victory: I wan eat oh, this food go sweet die. Albino: this food na for people wey wan do work. Me: no worry make ona two eat first, my go buy tools for the work. I signaled my brother to handle her on my behalf, I used my eyes and directed him to where condoms are kept in my room. I came out and called Biggy line, it rang twice before he picked. Biggy: oboy, where you dey? *low voice* Me: you dey talk like person wey get accident, I dey come your house right away. Biggy: accident kill you there, I just return from s*x hospital. Abeg, come quick quick, before man pikin die. I ended the call and walked out to the open street through the gate, I was waiting for a car when I saw Chichi crossing the road to come and meet me. I pretended that I did not see her and flagged down a taxi, and the idiot driver did not stop immediately. Chichi: Victor! Wait for me... *walking towards me* Me: Chi the heavy duty, cause trouble *she beam with her heavy gap teeth* Chichi: you just dump your gal, where you dey live now na, I be come check you for that yard you been dey live before. Driver: oga, you still dey go? *smiling like otondo* Me: no, I don park for that side since na. *pretending not to hear the driver* Chichi: you dey live here? *the driver jejely move his car* Me: no, I dey live for Kingdom their side now. Make we talk later, I wan go see my aunty wey get accident for hospital, give me your number my call you? Chichi: no, give me your own *she bring out her phone* Me: *thank God my phone is on silence* 08041966600, my phone dey for charge. Chichi: okay, the thing dey ring, no forget to call me oh *I nod* I gave her Beauty phone number, she left and I took a taxi down to my former yard were Biggy now stays. The children of the yard ran towards me, immediately they saw me. Children: brother! Brother!! Brother!!! Me: children! Children!! Children!!! Children: yes, uncle!!! *they start laughing* Me: make ona share this money. I gave them Nigeria highest currency and left them fighting over it, I was shocked to see a girl foot wear on the door post of Biggy's room. I knocked.. Voice: come in... I recognized the voice immediately and entered, I met the girl that was at Kelly's house. She wore only a bumshort and bra, pressing her phone on the bed. Me: fine babe, what of Biggy? Girl: em dey wash clothes for backyard. Me: thank you. I left the room and went to the backyard, I saw Biggy drying a girl's p*nt and bra on the rope. TBC... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 11:08pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z -Episode 28 Me: wetin happen? Biggy! wetin happen? Biggy: *very busy washing* guy wait small abeg, remain small I don wash finish. Me: na village and city people combine do you this thing, hiiiiaaaa... I dey see you dey wash pant oh. Biggy: em no matter na, las las no be me go smell and shift am, I love to wash what I use. Me: I don see am like that, you don dey wear pant too? I no blame you. washing of pant is now your hobby. Biggy: am madly in love with this girl, bro.. I can die for her, I can even kill anyone for her *I shift small first* Me: is that so? The backyard window was pushed open and it gave way to the face of the girl I saw in Biggy's room earlier. Girl: drop what you are washing and come inside to prepare a meal for me. Biggy: yes my love *the girl eye me up and down, then hiss* Biggy ran inside the yard shouting like a demented goat chased by ten thousand hungry pythons. Biggy: am in love *jumping and shouting* Me: n wa o, this is wonderful... Biggy is wonderfool. Me: my commot here, before I sign for slavery. I quickly followed the backyard and came out on the tarred road, I did not bother saying goodbye to Biggy because of the Karashika with him. I was still walking towards the main road, when I sighted Ekpemaetor entering the street I was. I quickly hid myself in a shop along the road. Ekpemaetor is the area 'owe me die' he is a PHD holder in borrowing, he borrows from anybody and anytime, he owes 80% of people living in this area. Immediately he walked pass the shop, I came out quickly. Me: hey, Owe me die *he want to run but change his mind 'cause we are close* Ekpemaetor: Victor my man, fine boy. Shake me hand first. Me: I wan shake your pocket *i start searching his trouser pocket* Ekpemaetor: guy free me na, no be only you I dey owe na. Me: that one concern ona, I don tuwama with my own money. I was not comfortable about Biggy's situation, I returned to the house when the sun has left the sky. I saw my brother sleeping with his d*ck inside Albino's mouth. Who was also sleeping, I shook my head. I cooked and ate, then bath. Albino was to wake up first, before she waked up my brother. Albino: thieves!! *she shout all of a sudden* Me: where you see thief? Victory: bro, wetin you dey enjoy na? Me: expired weed and r2. Albino: wetin be r2? Victory: em mean the girl own. Victory and Albino ate together, and he escorted her to get a taxi. I could not leave the room 'cause I was thinking of a way to help my friend. My twin brother came back and met me in deep thought, Victory: this one you dey think like married man with six children, wetin happen? Me: Biggy don turn house boy. Victory: why em come go apply for that kind of job? Me: this one pass president servant, the problem here be say. Them nodey pay am anything. Victory: you no mean am? Me: I resemble AY, Biggy don go eat chop and mumu. As we dey talk now, Biggy dey wash toto with omo and soap. Victory: chisos! Chisos!! You know say na our guy, where em go see that gal sef? Me: na Kelly oh, na em go give am that witch. Victory: make we go jazzy Kelly, em go give us solution. Me: no be today, na tomorrow. After we played PS4, we decided to sleep with the thought of us visiting Kelly after I returned from work the next day. I was sleeping when I dreamt, I saw myself walking naked on a bushy footpath. I started hearing a loud voice from behind... Voice: stop! Victor, do not go? I looked back and saw no one, again I turned to walk to the direction I was and the other voice kept on calling out to me... A girl with a gun stood before me. Girl: you betray me, and cheat on me. I will kill you! Me: no! Please do not kill me, I love you. She shot me twice and I woke up drenched with sweats. Shouting... Me: Jesus!!!! TBC.. 2 Likes |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 11:09pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 29 I knelt down and prayed over two hours, I have never in my life be so scared of dying. Me: who wan kill man pikin, now that am enjoying my life. I felt thirsty, so I visited the kitchen and drank one cup of water. Me: na wa oohh... Small enjoyment kingdom of darkness will start running upadan to kill somebody. Sleep was not an option so I busied myself on my study desk reading and doing research. When the time was 4am, I took my bath and prepared for work. I was a bit nervous, I pray I do things right. Around 4:20am, I left my room for work. Luckily for me I took a taxi plying the road after I beat up Musa before he opened the gate, he sleeps like someone who has been carrying trailer. I paid the taxi driver who only had me and one other elderly man as his passengers that morning, after he dropped me at the gate. Surprisingly the gate was open, I just entered. Me: my eyes dey worry me, Abigail! She turned with a surprise look, she sure do recognized my voice I grinned from ear to ear. She was hugging herself, as she stood before the security checking point. Abigail: Vic, you are early. Me: very early, why are you here? Abigail: came to supervise supply *shivering* Me: cold dey finish my love *I hug her tight and refuse to let go* Abigail: I never knew I needed that. Me: you never can tell, my shift my hand small *she punch me playfully* Abigail: bad pikin *her pidgin was struggling* We stayed like that for awhile, before a thought came to my mind. Me: why did not you, let your dad the director to do it? Abigail: he is not my dad, he is just my uncle managing my dad's industry *am safe fah!* Me: visit me na! Please na!! Before you go na!!! *Abigail laughing* Abigail: why so many na in your pleading, I will think about it. I may come, so... Close early. Workers started arriving, she left after a brief chat with me. We were given the necessary training, the place for work smelt like hell. I would have quit right away if I had a choice, after the tutorial tour. I was stationed to a specific duty, mixing of chemical. I was introduced to few apparatus that I have read in the books but have not seen them, after a brief trial. I was bailed out to start work tomorrow, I did not eat anything. So, I was very hungry and I started seeing everybody as food, I cursed the instructors for not giving us a break. I was in a taxi and my stomach was singing songs, in between two slayqueens. Slayqueen1: oga, why you dey look me like say I be food *no lies, she resemble fried rice* Me: no vex, you just too fine like fried rice. Slayqueen: oga na wow for you oh, hope say you get money sha... *who call you?* Me: no worry, you be stew rice. I nodey chop stew rice. *she is even chewing gum like prostitute* I ignored both of them and concentrated on my ordeal, I was shifting uncomfortably moving the angry worms eating up my stomach walls. I jumped down from the taxi immediately I got to my gate.. Driver: oga, my money! *I never pay, chaii* Me: oga no vex *i give him 5h* Driver: your change. Me: keep the change *no be my mind sha... To prevent insult* I ran pass Musa, and knocked repeatedly on my protector. Musa: kai! Me dey catch am for shit!? Me: Musa, my brother dey inside house? Musa: yes oh.. Me dey hear am for hadar, f*ck me me.. For inside. He came out with sleepy face and unlocked the protector for me, I briskly walked pass him and settled with a plate of rice that I dished for myself in the kitchen. After I swallowed 7 spoons in a split of a minute, I drank one bottle of water. When my stomach has settled, I moved myself with the precious plate of rice to the bedroom. The room was having foul smell, Musa was not actually lying. Me: why here dey smell sp*rm sp*rm and toto water? Victory: *smiling like Okafor* oboy, Ada sweet oh. Me: you know say she don marry? her husband na millitant oh. Victory: no mother force. Me: I don hear you, when I rest finish we go enter Kelly house. After I was done eating, I took my bath and rested for awhile before we left for Kelly's house. We dropped at Kelly street from a taxi, me and Victory. Victory: no be Tracy be that? *pointing across the road* She stood before the car's driver seat talking with the car owner, I did not see her face but that Shape was that of Tracy. Me: na she oohh, the witch have die in my hand today. Victory: wetin she do? Me: forget about question now, help me scatter this girl show. I go tell you later. We quickly crossed the road, we were very closed to the car when Tracy looked back and saw me. She became scared, "you never see anything" Tracy: baby, you can now go. I will come to your house later *go to where?* TBC... 1 Like |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Elvictor: 11:10pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
TOTO PASS TOTO 21+ Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z. -Episode 30 Me: Tracy! Tracy! Where is my money, cheap ashawo!? Victory: bro, na the girl be this? after you f*ck am finish. She take your money run. Me: yes na, wey she get stretch mark for left br*ast, she sabi swallow sp*rm. Tracy: excuse me, who are you people? Tracy bf: what is the meaning of this, Tracy? Me: the meaning be say, after I Bleep your girlfriend anyhow. She get mind thief my money, after she tell me say nobody don f*ck am like me. Tracy: baby, he is lying *crying* Victory: em dey lie now, when you dey shout give it to me h*rder and faster, em no lie oh *thumbs up* Tracy bf: how come he knows you have stretch mark on your left br*ast? Me: ohooo! Ask am o. Tracy: he is just guessing, no no.. He is my jealous ex boyfriend. Victory: he is now your ex boyfriend now? Me: you don know me ba, guy leave this ashawo.. She get hiv. Tracy bf: don't ever dare call me, if I see your both legs in my house. I will release my bull dogs for you *he ignite the engine and put the car in motion* Tracy: please... Baby! I love you, please. Victory: eyaaa.. Lover girl *Tracy running after the car* Me: first to do, nodey pain. Second to do ehnn... Tracy, ntooor!! Immediately we accomplished our mission, I and my brother disappeared from the scene. People were now coming out wondering why Tracy is ranting like an injured dog, we find our way to Kelly's house. We took a curve 'cause Kelly's house is in east ward block, we were still walking on the road when a girl... Girl: good evening. Me & Victory: Evening. *she walk pass us vibrating her *ss more, we both turn at a time to witness it* Victory: that kind small girl carry that kind big thing for back, na weapon of mass destruction if she grow oh. Me: na those ones wey her nyash big pass her destiny be that, bro. You try for me oh. Victory: you sabi scatter relationship oh *both of us start laughing* Me: put legs for ground, make we go jassle Kelly before the idiot go run. We reached Kelly house and we knocked, he opened the door wearing just boxer. Kelly: Vicko... The twin don remember me today. Me: Kello... This one you dey boxer, hope say you nodey knack sha. Victory: make we enter inside na, this sun dey fry brain. We went inside and Kelly offered us drinks, we refused to touch the drink. Me: wetin be the name of the witch you carry give Biggy? Kelly: you mean Chioma, na God safe me oh! I for don die by now. Victory: you don turn Biggy to woman wrapper, Biggy don graduate from women washing undies university with distinction. Kelly: em don reach that level? Me: your head dey pain you? Em don pass sef. The girl get remote for Biggy. Kelly: except say, we go go fine person wey go f*ck her. If she like the person, she go release Biggy as she release me. Victory: nobody wey no go fear for free s*x oh. Me: no worry, all those park boys wey sp*rm don full their body. Dey even fine to f*ck devil daughter, we go just select the biggest d*ck dash am. Kelly: make we enter park go fine na, make em try fine small oh. She nogo gree for burnt offering oh. Victory: no worry, we go select one wey fine give her. After em massacre her toto, she go free Biggy. Me: oya na, come make we go... I get visitor, Kello we go enter park together na, tomorrow. I and Victory left the room, Kelly escorted us down to the gate. He left us and we both entered the open street, we were gisting and talking when we sighted Tracy with four macho guys approaching us. Me: bro, you dey see wetin I dey see? Victory: yes, you wan wait to fight? Me: I dey craze, apply speedometer without break. We took to our heels and the hefty men with Tracy pursued after us, their heavy foot-falls shook the ground threatening earthquake, I ran like never before. I do not imagine myself in any other place apart from mortuary if those guys lay their hands on us. Luckily we saw a taxi and flagged it down, the driver examined us. We were breathing heavily like people escaping death. We were escaping death sha... Me: oga, junction how much? Just there... Driver: 1k. Me & Victory: one thousand! Na plane? Driver: ona dey go or not? TBC... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Zotty: 10:01am On Feb 23, 2020 |
Vic u funny die
more abeg
today na Sunday make we use am hold body
Weldon sir |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Zotty: 10:02am On Feb 23, 2020 |
Vic those guys for beat you hw Fury beat Wilder |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Kris25: 8:52am On Feb 25, 2020 |
Next!!!!!!! |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Jacuzzi77(m): 4:24pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
Oga Ade wil u cum and continue ur story pls, 6days u neva stil update, all of una dey make online novel tire person i swear. |
Re: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Kelvinbills63(m): 6:20pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
Maybe those guys catch him 1 Like 1 Share |
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