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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:17am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Na so Island tinz dey be. It is strictly for the upper income earners. 2 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:24am On Feb 24, 2020 |
pocohantas:I can't abide red wine, I don't know why. It gets me all tipsy. So chicken wings and fried yam is 5k? Give me 5k let me cook a full pot of jollof rice with chicken for you, package it inside a warmer and bring along to this beach. You go chop belleful 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:34am On Feb 24, 2020 |
pocohantas:Kwin Poco, short fine gyal with 'gorodo pot' nyash. I don't envy that hair you have on your head. The heat in Lagos is too much biko. It's all natural for me these days. I've been to Oniru on two occasions, although I have never heard of this Moist beach until today. Oniru beach is crowded, which is why I have never really liked that place. I dislike crowds with a passion because nature is not chaotic, and even when it is, there is a certain order to that chaos. What is the essence of going close nature then get turned off by the frenetic activities of human beings? I am going to visit another beach this year. Some where private and quiet. Somewhere you can sit and listen to the ocean and sand speaking to you. Nature speaks, you know. The problem is her voice gets lost in noisy places like Oniru 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:41am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Hmm see Jamb question. Bros stop catching feelings, it's not like you have put a ring on her finger o. Leave young Rich niggas like me may we take care of her before you come na Abi your expect hot cake like Pocohantas to sit down wait for you When money men full Lagos? Pocohantas and ishilove a word of advice for you too. Money full Lagos, so it's better to use what you have to get what you want, no time to dey form good girl. Make my container land first from China before i go send pm give ishilove I like it when women chop my money, it makes me work harder. 5 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:46am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade: Lol... Ishilove isn’t materialistic so she doesn’t need your money. But you can shoot your shot anyway. 1 Like |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:46am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade:That would be my God-given brains and spine of steel, thank you very much. 7 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:48am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Loud it Shoot which shot, biko? Money isn't everything, although it goes a long way in making life bearable. If you like be as rich as Bill Gates, just have the brains of Mark Zuckerberg. Now that's wazzaaaaa 2 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:49am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade: Look at this wan, I already did the needful before I went back, Right now we’re talking about her coming over that way we can start the wedding preparations. So we can start talking about her having my babies. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Nobody: 2:49am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ishilove:It's not that I can't afford it oo, It's just that don't take alcoholic beverages since I became born again. I'm not broke, as a matter of fact I don't know how much I'm worth. I carry all my money for nylon bag tied to my waist and I don't count them. As it is now, I may even be richer than Dangote. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:52am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade: She’s already taken. Our Pre wedding Photoshot go soon grace Nairaland Front Page. 6 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:54am On Feb 24, 2020 |
J111333:LMAO! Smh. You don't count the 20 naira and 50 naira notes. Jokes asides though, you need to take time off your keke work and unwind. 7 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:56am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Lol i don't want to give her money. I want to give her investment There is a difference in giving a woman money that will likely finish on spending on bags, shoes etc because she is a woman and ishilove must buy. But it's better i give her one container just like what was giving to Alakija So i give Ishilove investment and not money. That's what real men do. 1 Like |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:57am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:RSVP me biko. I want to be on the high table J111333, you better shoot your shot now before Alex snatches your bride. |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:58am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade:Lol. I like your dreams. Very inspiring. Speak it into existence! 2 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:58am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Well i believe my Swiss bank account can change her mind. 1 Like |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:59am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:59am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade:Smh. Go and sleep boylemonade |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 3:00am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Kponkwem! 1 Like |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:00am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ishilove:Everything GOD gave you is to your advantage. Brains, beauty, front and back. 2 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 3:01am On Feb 24, 2020 |
boylemonade: Continue deceiving yourself, you hear. No be only Swiss Bank Account, even North Korean Bank Account. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Nobody: 3:02am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ishilove:Nobody fit take my rove from me. I don put magun for her body. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 3:04am On Feb 24, 2020 |
J111333:I have no words for you 1 Like |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:04am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ishilove:Soon very soon. And I'm promising you, before you know it, you are already in Forbes list, i know you very well. I know if i give you one container, you will Alakija a run for her money. |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:07am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ishilove:Ha!!! you don't believe me. Truth is no matter how broke i am, i cannot be broke like Dangote. |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Nobody: 3:09am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ishilove:No be Swiss bank account and container from China I dey hear so and you expect me to compete with them? When stone begin fly for air, bald headed men dey take cover so na magun things for me. 1 Like |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:11am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Alexandre7:Ha!! Where are you now? I'm currently in trump tower new York. I'm unwinding there before i go back to Lagos. |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Akpaamunsi: 3:36am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by anonimi: 5:10am On Feb 24, 2020 |
pocohantas: Thanks for sharing your testimony/experience. Terrible service as in most places yet we want to do tourism thinking that the buildings/infrastructure will do the magic by themselves without quality human input delivered consistently. We are on to a loooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg thing of enduring underdevelopment with huge debts. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6423790_africa2debt_jpeg668126b9bb169d38087fd57900dde379 2 Likes |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by anonimi: 5:23am On Feb 24, 2020 |
internationalman: International man wey no sabi rear view different from rare view, na which kain ogbete local man be that? Your English language skills are terribly ugly, maybe just like you too. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6438026_6434996img20171202221829jpeg904cd79b96d54221c77e95c7cdd5af9a_jpegcc28d9f7d5ec5315024e21f0a50e9062 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by pocohantas(f): 5:50am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Lmao. Pictures do not do justice to my height, I am no where near short o. Only TALL guys dwarf me and it takes a really tall guy to dwarf me on heels. It is a wig nne. My friend was admiring it once and I pulled it off, dude was startled. I restrained myself from pulling it off yesterday. I would not have known that was Moist beach if not that I saw a thread about it on Nairaland. It was filled with some “elite” people and whites. You can wear your bikini there too. True, I was startled when I saw the crowd trooping in. You should try Landmark then, it is the next on my list, or Takwa Bay. Ishilove: Just corrected it. Should have been N4000. Ishi stop doing like a village woman. Chop this money now that you are alive. I do not do any form of alcohol, whether na red wine or green one. Ishilove: 4 Likes 1 Share |
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