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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Gkay1(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
presently, where I m staying, my landlady is very nice and good to me. the only law/rule is that u must sweep the whole compound throughout a week and another tenant will continue the next week. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by VEE2010(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
I had the best disciplinarian as landlady during my bachelor's days. She can give rules! 1. No generator and no Okada. In fact, don't bring petrol into the compound. 2. Introduce only one lady to her at a time except your relatives. Mehn, this point sweet me as anyone that visit me automatically become a relative except my ex that year! 3. Do not extend your painting beyond your apartment, she takes care of the house painting every 2 years! 4. You are given only 3 buckets of water per day and if you need more, you buy from her. 5. A Male visitor must not spend more than 3 days in the house except he comes every evening when other tenants must have returned from work. This is to avoid bringing in a guy to service other tenants' wives when the husbands are at work. 12 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by naijadrivablog: 11:07pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
..... Well, all that is in the past, when we where in the world. 9 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by 99thEnemy(m): 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Rextizzle: Your WiFi has spoilt, now you want to connect direct via USB baa? Tiffanyfan , please reason with him and let him connect on ur USB port, I can see you have data he likes 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by healthern: 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
I am hungry ... hunger dey fire me. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by PotatoSalad(m): 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Chinemeremjosh0(m): 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
E get one stupid land lady wey wan try that nonsense with me!! I didn't even live up to 3 months there!! I just pack out |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Jesslove(f): 11:11pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
No male visitors so as not to corrupt her that she is a pastor without church oooo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:11pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
sonnie10: Wow... that's great oo... pls come and guide me too.. I wan use money collect kingship for my village too |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by stacyadams: 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
HitlerGaddafi: Walai nobody got time here,, , |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by risos(m): 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
You wey b my tenant wey post for nairaland, you still remember the non disclosure agreement wey u sign? Oya com collect ur quick notice 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by UwaMmebii(m): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Lol I can't forget my former crazy landlord, the man once told me to stop my gf from visiting me that each time he see her that he do loose guard. Eventually, the lady went for her youth service and stopped coming. I brought another girl, the man started shouting that why can't I heed to his warning, that bringing ladies in that compound will make him to start having erection, lol crazy man. The man is well learned and also Rich. He do tell me how he used to slaughter girls in bed when he was young. Meanwhile where am living currently is own by one prof. If you like invite the whole girl from Independence layout na you Sabi. Anytime she see me with my girls she will be hailing me Edu edu you Sabi better thing oh see what u dey eat, enjoy dear. The best landlady I have ever seen, her hubby is in US. She used to confide in on me and same thing with me. I ride her car anytime I feel like flexing. Very beautiful young landlady with a caring heart, Hmmm our closeness is in another level but let me stop here before I spill it out. Ihe ahu dikwa risky oh, odighi easy e control 11 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Dizzyrascal(m): 11:17pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
genius123:contribute to the topic first before advertising nah, normal courtesy demands 15 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by olaniyilukman(m): 11:17pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
No gas is allowed and urination of urine inside the toilet is not allowed.. The most annoying part is that there is no neighborhood friends among my fellow co-tenants.. My landlady is devil representative on Earth |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by healthern: 11:18pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
I have been taking only garri since yesterday.. I need good food. Between yesterday and today, I have consumed five cups of garri because I don't have any foodstuff left except the garri. now my stomach is painful I do labor works and none is coming at the moment. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by hapheey007(f): 11:19pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Generators were not allowed overnight, it has to be off latest by 12midnight. Fast forward to a year the landlady's son brought his wife and newborn twins home from the States. They (landlady and son) were now putting on gen overnight. As if the tenants did meeting, they just started using theirs too overnight one by one (what's good for the goose is good for the gander). When they left, people refused to go back to that yeye rule. 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by sugarbeesmith(m): 11:19pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
tiffanyfan:hmmm� |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by orlaglobal234: 11:20pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
collinsuchendu:Chaiiii see enjoyment i sure you will enjoy free pussy in that compound till you enter grave ni dude |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by 99thEnemy(m): 11:22pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
genius123: It is the chairs I want to buy |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by olaniyilukman(m): 11:23pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
healthern:I pity your condition my fellow nairalanders, but do you have any sound business idea that you can grow if you have the required capital.. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by healthern: 11:25pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
olaniyilukman: Thanks sir. Yes please, I do |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Nobody: 11:26pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
That I can’t smoke weed, aii watch me |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tiffanyfan(f): 11:27pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:31pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Earthstorms: Old guy with a young wife? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by latinish: 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Pay land use... When it wasn't my job to pay it. They brought the bill to her and she ask me to pay all of it, the rest living in the building never paid for it. She was broke to pay it and wanted to push it on me. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tiffanyfan(f): 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
99thEnemy: That male witch? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tigoba: 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
BarrElChapo:Because we use prepaid Meyer, they come to check if we are watching tv or playing music. You hear them shout, card will soon finish oooo. Make una off una tv ooo. Real madness 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by orlaglobal234: 11:34pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Hmmmm nawaoo for our Nigeria landlords /landlady inside life things are happens oooo |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by KBdownloads(m): 11:34pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Hmmm...all these stories dey fear me to rent house for Lagos o |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Dpaulie(m): 11:34pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Biglittlelois:Indomie generation 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Revolution001: 11:35pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Even as an intending tenants, you are suppose to ask questions, cos it's always good to know all these things before paying for an apartment. so that you don't inherit outstanding phcn bill and the likes. People are mostly and always in a hurry to get an apartment especially if the house is Behind without knowing first the terms and conditions. So, it's good to know all these things before paying 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by sugarbeesmith(m): 11:36pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
We had the best land lord and land lady back then. They both had beautiful daughters and handsome sons .( Same age as ours) we were the only tenants tho at a 3 bedroom while they occupied the 4 bedroom upstairs..they were Muslims while we were Christians.we all lived like one big happy family.no rules .we all got admission to the uni same period. In was really a big family..we dey celebrate sallah n Xmas together.. We moved out after 3 years to the next street .same landlord advised our dad to buy a land around and build .now living in a 6 bed room apartment , behind our now ex landlord n lady.....till today we still visit each other .parents to parents , children to children....there are still good people Sha. We have two tenants downstairs , no rules , nothing..same love and kindness we got are the same love and kindness we showing to our tenants. So tenant wan dey isolate themselves but folks go tell them.cmon let live families, feel free but pay ur billls lol 47 Likes 1 Share |
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