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Business / Re: Latitude-cafe Restaurant Waiters Use Hoverboards To Serve Customers In Ibadan by PurestBoy(m): 3:29pm On Sep 02
Ymodulus:


If it's an advert concept. Then it just paid. Because I always look for an eatery anytime I visit Ibadan. In fact next week when I visit Ibadan I will go to Ventura Mall and latitude restaurant.


Please for those in Ibadan, is the Ventura mall the one not far from the university? Where cars are been sold with a cinema?

Yes you're right.
Politics / Re: ‎Boko Haram: Israel Steps Into The Fight by PurestBoy(m): 12:47pm On Sep 02
Kyri:
Are you an illiterate what does religion have to do with this

Mumu, don't you know Muslims generally hate the Jews as prescribed in the Koran?
Politics / Re: ‎Boko Haram: Israel Steps Into The Fight by PurestBoy(m): 10:18am On Sep 02
Hassan080196:
We don't need Israel support at all.
Israel is a terrorist nation itself.
Don't you see how they are killing Palestinians like meat?

To hell with Israel

Bleep Israel

Bleep their supporters

What has your Saudi Arabia done to help? Bloody terrorist like you. Muslims always tremble with fear at the name of Israel

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Sports / Re: Segun Odegbami Runs For FIFA Presidency by PurestBoy(m): 7:35pm On Sep 01
ademusiwa5:

at least everybody now see the danger they are all in, with the satellite pictures.. and they all see, I am right ..
For the Independent country of the kingdom of western nigeria to get a seat at fifa games and the world cup, all that is required is to form an association for the country of the kingdom of western nigeria.

people who are honestly interested in football and other sport should form an association.. I write my email, on my post all the time.

I personally have communicated with Joseph S Blatter. I have presented prove to Joseph S Blatter, that the Independent country of the kingdom of western nigeria is different from Nigeria. Fifa looks interested in given us the slot as a member, to solve our problem. All that is needed now is for those in the game to organize them self and send me the names of their leaders and I summit the name of Members of the Country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria to Joseph S Blatter. And they make arrangement to meet fifa and Joseph S Blatter.

And they also need to summit names to CAF. it is all about filling form.

It is not a difficult process as people thing.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by PurestBoy(m): 4:14pm On Aug 30
Swansea pls make me proud. Man U must bow today
Politics / Re: Fatima Atiku Forfeits Salary As Adamawa Commissioner Of Health by PurestBoy(m): 7:13pm On Aug 28
Why not collect your salaries and donate to IDP?
Business / Re: Shoprite In Amuwo Odofin, Lagos Patronised By Many People (photos) by PurestBoy(m): 12:18pm On Aug 28
Aminat508:
i know dearie grin re u in ibadan or lag? We need shoprite in osogbo cry cry

Don't twist it, you know what you did.
Business / Re: Shoprite In Amuwo Odofin, Lagos Patronised By Many People (photos) by PurestBoy(m): 10:24pm On Aug 27
Aminat508:
hmmmmm angry grin grin
You're funny dear, I'm sure you know what I'm talking abt
Webmasters / Re: Find What You Are Looking For Faster On Google by PurestBoy(m): 2:21pm On Aug 27
iamtheconjee:
'Adding hyphen (-) before a word tells Google to exclude the word while crawling for results'

Tried the above and it included not excluded. Has any one tried it?

I just did. Doesn't work atall
Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Nissan-Altima Official Car (Photo) by PurestBoy(m): 5:13pm On Aug 25
honeywealth75:

am dedicating this FP to Almighty God, and to all nairalanders who believe in One Nigeria. One people Great Nation

Wasted dedication, you're in SP and not FP
Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Nissan-Altima Official Car (Photo) by PurestBoy(m): 5:11pm On Aug 25
smartboy1:
I AM VERY SORRY 4 INTERRUPTING::
PLS READ TO SMILE AWAY SADNESS:::
JOKE COLLECTIONS:
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1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"
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2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask?
Peter: because, last night, i over heard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide.
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3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine.
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4. A man goes into a library and asks for a
book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't bring
it back."
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5. Ochuko: why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills
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6. Okon: why are u writting this letter so slow?
Akpos: because the person am writting it to, doesn't read fast
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7. Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for
his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will
think i don't change my panties.
HUSBAND Which people?
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8. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples.
Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpors: don't mind that block head We go chop yam today. Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted.
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*There are many more jokes which I can't post here. Please Visit my blog for hot jokes @ http://entclass.blogspot.in/

Why don't you get a life and stop spamming every thread with your old jokes?
Nairaland / General / Re: Bus Conductor Suddenly Runs Mad In Ikorodu (Photos) by PurestBoy(m): 7:24pm On Aug 18
Just imagine giving this guy your last #1000 expecting to collect #900 change to board bus to Ibadan before happen. Omo na gobe o

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Religion / Re: The First And Oldest Church In Nigeria Gets Record Certificate[pics] by PurestBoy(m): 2:33pm On Aug 06
achinaboy:
you are calling this the oldest church in Nigeria,because nobody told them about the one in my village

Are you from Achina in Aguata LGA?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by PurestBoy(m): 4:27pm On Aug 02
Since all this days I dey enjoy I no get heart attack or anxiety like dis one, Arsenal don come again

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by PurestBoy(m): 4:24pm On Aug 02
Where's is Fredoooooo?
Nairaland / General / Re: Famous Logos That Have Deep, Hidden Meanings by PurestBoy(m): 6:38pm On Jul 30
So educative. Nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious!!! When Osun State Eventually Pays 7 Months Salary by PurestBoy(m): 1:58am On Jul 18
Editor1:
This can only happen in Onitsha. Even an apprentice I'm Onitsha will drown in bottles dat u ever imagined in ur life.


I remember an incident where two Onitsha apprentice were arguing over who is the richest in Nigeria...one argued dat its Dangote, while the oda insisted dat it was one Ogbuefi, his very rich customer.
Since I "went to school", I was asked to confirm for them who was richer btw Ogbuefi and Dangote. And I told dem it was Dangote. On hearing he dat I confirmed his argument, the first guy ordered the Bar Woman to give me a whole crate of Hero with assorted plates of pepper soup.


I realized myself by 5pm the next day where I was admitted in the hospital

Bro the beer still remain for crate? I no go mind some
Religion / Re: Lagos Pastor, Okafor Donates N500,000 To A Boy With Lump In The Head by PurestBoy(m): 10:00pm On Jul 17
mytime24:
May God bless ur pocket siR cheesy



I no dey sell dis kind Land cuz is full of mineral resources grin
Sell a plot to me pls. E get C of O?
Education / Re: Final Year Student Abandons Medicine For Mass Comm 2 weeks before final exam by PurestBoy(m): 11:27am On Jul 02
Thavybe:
God help you if you are thrown in departments like geology, chemistry and bio-chemistry in OAU.

No mind her, lecturers like Prof Ige and Baba Fakunle (Angel of Chemistry) can make you go mad. They were visiting lecturers in Lautech as at 2009 I graduated. I was already deep into chemistry before I realised that networking is my passion
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Fighting Against Boko Haram Exposed To Unnecessary Danger? (pic) by PurestBoy(m): 3:46pm On Jun 28
RedBenson:


Come on, do you get paid by always being FTC or among the first 5? Do you have any other life apart from this one on nairaland?

Redbenson of sexuality section, how life for that side? You fit knack dis introvert babe na, no dull am
Properties / Re: Legal Rights Of A Rent Tenants And Some Unlawful Acts Often Done By Landlords by PurestBoy(m): 3:16pm On Jun 28
vimi:
When uu just paid for ur house rent n Mr landlord says uu can't bring chics into his flat lipsrsealed undecided

I'm tellin u, my friend is going through tough time from his landlady who's bent on always accusing him of turning her house into brothel.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by PurestBoy(m): 11:34am On Jun 28
Ibadan base only pin:28C41325
Nairaland / General / Re: Lions & Other Animals Escape From Zoo In Georgia After Serious Flood (photos) by PurestBoy(m): 5:17pm On Jun 26
vivypretty:
looks like they are not wild enough to attack people

What do u expect when they eat good food at the right time. Come UI and see the definition of hunger on their zoo animals
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by PurestBoy(m): 3:16pm On Jun 25
Agarawu23 Cc: nljega
Pls end dis poo cos I'm not voting again

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by PurestBoy(m): 12:09pm On Jun 23
I vote for Sosiqdude
Cc: nljega
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by PurestBoy(m): 12:06pm On Jun 23
I vote for Sosiqdude
Cc: nljega
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by PurestBoy(m): 4:04pm On Jun 22
I vote Agarawu23
Cc: nljega
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by PurestBoy(m): 4:04pm On Jun 22
I vote Agarawu23
Cc: nljega

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Crime / Re: Fetish 419 Syndicate In Ibadan Arrested By Police (Photos) by PurestBoy(m): 7:28pm On Jun 14
I've seen some of these useless men always at Option 24/7, you'll see dem with Venza and exotic cars with different babes not knowing they are irresponsible people
Politics / Re: Osun, Ogun And Oyo States Joins Lagos To Declare 12 June Public Holiday by PurestBoy(m): 11:03pm On Jun 11
Aminat508:
Aregbe pay us embarassed embarassed

Shebi he's given you guyz the tallest talking drum in the world? Manage that one too nau and by the way, na which work u dey do for Osun state?
Nairaland / General / Re: Resolve All Your DSTV Issues Here. by PurestBoy(m): 12:25am On Jun 04
dstvhelp:

such parts are not available now. take the walka to the nearest multichoice office and find out if it is eligible for swap. there is an ongoing swap on selected walka 7s that does not have any physical damage.

I'm based in Ibadan. I'll check their branch tomorrow. Thank you
Nairaland / General / Re: Resolve All Your DSTV Issues Here. by PurestBoy(m): 2:28pm On Jun 01
I want parts like new screen, antenna and battery for my DSTV Walka 7. I'm based in Ibadan.

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