Corrinthians, Gavelslam, Cilicmarin, Okoyeeboz, Oloripelebe, Modath, Yyeske, Butterflyleo

How do we help our comrades to improve their reading and comprehension skills?

Hear Dele Momodu in his latest piece

I sat recently with a Senator at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja who insisted that Buhari is no longer on this planet and he’s been replaced by a nebulous Jubril from Sudan. My God, what manner of country is this, I soliloquised. The thought that any rational or reasonable person could contemplate that such far-fetched subterfuge and con could be perpetrated by any group of Nigerians with the collaboration of foreigners, especially the English, just makes the mind boggle. It is for example utterly ridiculous and sheer madness to ascribe to the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo – a cerebral, discerning man of God, a Professor of Law and the immediate beneficiary of any unfortunate accident to the President – any role in such a farcical debacle. Indeed, it is such a crying shame that supposedly brilliant, intelligent and wise men and women would even deign to condescend to join the cacophony of noise and excitement about the existence of such a dastardly plot

Some folks read the line in red and gbam, they are sure Dele Momodu has confirmed the conspiracy theory.

How did the Jibrin crooners miss Bob Dee's full story? Are Nigerians no longer reading or are they losing comprehension skills?

CilicMarin:
Once upon a time, any crime committed in Nigeria anywhere was tagged and attributed to "Fulani Herdsmen"

In fact it got to an extent that some section of the Nigeria press tagged any rape committed even within a family circle as an action of Fulani Herdsmen.

President Buhari was abused and blamed for any perceived illegal action of any Fulani Herdsmen in any part of country and beyond.

However, I have noticed that all these shouts about Fulani have suddenly died dowb, as if it never existed.

Even the PDP- the leading opposition party, through their spokesman are now saying that Buhari is no longer a Fulani but a FAKE ONE. They claim that their Candidate, Atiku Abubakar is MORE Fulani than Buhari.

Now my question, what is reponsible for the volte face by some people they way regarded Fulani Herdsmen just few months ago?

Was the whole cry staged to malign an individual?

Was there political undertone to the criminalization of Fulani Herdsmen before now?

Let's hear your opinion..

Myn.d44 lalastic.lala, please can we interact?

It was all politics. Nothing is too sacred to be politicized by the followers of the cowardly runaway albino hunchback as long as their Messiah says it, they are obligated to parrot it.

Now fulani is no longer bad because Atiku is fulani

Now old age is no longer bad as Atiku is old

FarahAideed:


Do you know what what Fulani attacks will do to his chances at the poll at this time ? And surprisingly the attacks have ceased at this time and the greatest beneficiary of this cessation is Buhari ... Buhari govt provided protection for Killer herdsmen and that's truth whether we like it or not

See the only fulani in the election. The Aso Rock occupant is a Sudanese named Jibrin or isn't that what the run away cowardly albino hunchback told you?

Tetehjewels:


Please it is our lie o. Was it not our debate?

We need to expose their lies because they debated for us and not for themselves alone

You guys will kill Peter Obi today o. Is it una lie

Gavelslam, coman see o

PFRB:
There are no 12 million cars on Nigerian roads. Use your brain. The statistics office calculated the number of cars imported and put out the figure. The actual number of cars plying Nigerian roads is about 2-3 million.

Your case is pathetic but i understand. You need a shoulder to cry on

GavelSlam:
Just heard his claims on ICT during his tenure as governor of Anambra have been busted.

The state university lost its computer science department's accreditation .

Wahala dey

Jamesbiodun:

keep lying to urself when Julius berger dey road, hold up self no b small

You're the one deluding yourself. I know you really want it to be untrue but you can't change the fact. Work is seriously ongoing on the Lagos-Ibadan highway

maestroferddi:
The Cable will naturally lean towards Osinbanjo and APC...

Next?

But they're fact-checking which you can also do. Why not fact-check the fact-checker and burst their fact-checking lies?

GavelSlam:


It was not a mistake.

His aim was to misinform and diminish.

Peter Obi is a liar and I caught him out.

Of course he is a liar. Even TheCable has corroborated your figure as they're debunking his other lies.

mekaboy:


Common sense should tell you it was a mistake. After the comment he asked what about the 87 million Nigerians who don't own cars? 190 million minus 2 million, will it give you 87 million?

You're still pushing this lame defense. Is it anybody's fault that Obi couldn't do simple arithmetic?

You should be the one telling us what he wanted to mention when he himself said 87 million Nigerians don't have cars yet we have over 180 million Nigerians and he mentioned 2 million vehicles. What figure did he have in mind? 20 million? 50 million? What figure did he slip-up on?

Racoon:
Keep To the fact checks above.VP Osinbajo also lied shamelessly that:
-"Nigeria produced 80% of rice consumed in Nigeria today while it imports the other 2%."
-"Lagos-Ibadan road construction is still ongoing"

and you say the bold is a lie? Road that i drive on almost every 2 weeks?

PointZerom:


Only a dunce can certify another as a dunce.


Enjoy your condition.

That means you at least know and accept that you're a dunce

PointZerom:


See mumu post.

You've been certified a dunce and we know you have nothing to offer beyond what you posted above.

So keep moving

Jayslicky:
Many of the cars out of the 11million are not in the right condition so they should not be counted among functioning cars.

See defense!! So you went round all mechanic workshops counting broken down vehicles?

gentlegenius:

Now Listen here... You swine, I have never called Tinubu or anyone else a thief. I don't accuse people I don't have any evidence against.
All those APC touts and zombies calling Atiku a thief are doing so because it is clear to them that Atiku will take power away from the incompetent, power drunk dullard. Most of them hail Atiku when he was in APC, but call him a thief today when they didn't see him stole anything, neither did anyone had any evidence against him.
Government money isn't kept in people's homes. Stealing it takes a process. There's are people who are paid to monitor government money. There are those who are paid to track down and recover government money when stolen. If those people don't have any evidence to show that Atiku or Tinubu or whoever has stolen public funds, then WHO ARE WE TO CALL THEM THIEVES?

Now hear me you this sewer rat. The thread was about the idiotic 'Jibrin of Sudan' saga before your empty head betrayed you into the line of fire. Are you one of the idiots who believe a kanu hiding in Israel that Buhari is dead and we have a clone or a face swapped Sudanese in charge?

mekaboy:


Common sense should tell you that it was a slip of tongue. After the said the 2 million, he asked what happens to the 87 million that don't own cars? So if we are 180 million and you subtract 2 million, does it give you 87 million without cars?

Your defense still doesn't hold any water and sure shows you lack any iota of sense.

If he mentions that 87 million Nigerians don't own cars, how many then does he think own cars if our population is at least 180 million?

In fact, how many of his other statistics will eventually need to be explained away as 'slip of tongue'?

amaniro:


Him saying 2million cars was a divulging if you knew English you'd know what it meant. Can't you see he stammered? it's not literally.

Oh my god. What is this?

raumdeuter:


Obi got his stats from Egberetv or Biafra stats bureau

Now i know why the braggarts on here are so bold in their stupid and ridiculous lies. If Peter Obi can lie so brazenly on that stage, why will the fan yogo sellers here who have the anonymity of the internet not lie their miserable lives out?

No wonder the Jibrin story and others kanu sold them spread like wildfire there. They lie so much and are prone to falling for lies themselves

GuyWise101:
Peter Obi should be the first, the second and the third...


He show-cased the Igbo brain on him today.

The brain filled with lies abi? Even ordinary total number of cars on Nigerian roads, your champion couldn't help but lie. An easy lie to debunk

hisgrace090:
A well deserved winning!

With peter obi Nigeria will shine again.

Enyibaba:
Breaking: Peter Obi Of PDP Wins Vice Presidential Debate

The Vice Presidential Candidate of the People's Democratic Party in the Forthcoming Presidential Election, Sir. Peter Obi Is the Winner of the Vice Presidential Debate held this evening.

See Full Details Here
http://www.theeasterntelegraph.com/2018/12/breaking-peter-obi-of-pdp-wins-vice.html

Even with this childish lie that has been debunked here? Peter said 2m cars on Nigerian roads, NBS is shocked!!

You guys are so loose with figures because you lie a lot and enjoy lies so you fall for the same trick

GavelSlam:
Fact check:

National bureau of statistics states 11.2 million cars.

Peter Obi is simply lying.

He knows Nigerians hardly cross check information.

https://autojosh.com/vehicle-population-in-q1-2017/

It must be more than 12 million now even since the NBS figure is from Q1 2017.

That's exactly how their minions dish out figures here like madmen too.

"Igbo control 70% of Lagos"

"Tinubu owns 90% of Lagos"

"Igbo own 90% of houses on Banana island" etc

CityNGR:
So what happens to the over 87 million people without cars? Subsidies should be wiped out completely.

2018 vice Presidential debate

So Obi lied on such an easily verifiable figure? Haba!!

Billionaire09:


May you repent soon.

and that picture is the gospel that got you to repent? from what?

Ehn ehn, una welcome

We were told that Trump met with Bukola Saraki at the Africa strategy conference.

Can any of Bukola, Atiku or PDP fan help us with pictures of Bukola meeting Trump? Let's see maybe we might replace Atiku who can't go to America with Bukola who must have struck up a nice and beneficial friendship with Donald Trump

Billionaire09:


If you haven't heard, stop been stupid. Make use of your brain and internet in your disposal.

If not that you're hopelessly daft, should we even be arguing about this matter? Have you spoken fulfude to him and he couldn't respond? or did Atiku tell you he did and he got no response?

When did he address the nation in fulfude? Was that his way of communication even during his 2015 campaigns in the north?

Biafra must be free. You think government got money to use purchasing weapons to silent IPOB as has been done to others? One day, we will know who owns the land. Saboteurs days are numbered.


Keep bringing war to IPOB, keep invading IPOB peaceful rallies and keep claiming super power. One day na ONE.

I want your biafra to come so you can go and create your utopia in your potorpotor region. I want you to be free so we can be rid of empty chest beating clowns. step up your game and be free so we can all rest

Corrinthians:
Of course that is what KANU told them during one of his hallucinatory episondes.

Akuko abiama revealed that to him in a trance.

But seriously bro, how can humans beings be so daft??

It baggers belief honestly!

It beats my imagination but i'm trying to stop being surprised. It must be a gene thing

Corrinthians:
This is just Jubrin's Lolo o. Imagine when Igwue Jubrin himself touches down!

I thought the urine lickers said she was packing out of Aso Rock?

I thought they said she's tired of pretending to be married to Jibrin?

Warship:



Stupidity is not knowing that the North prepared for a post Buhari based on the lessons learned from YarAdua saga.


You think Hausa Fulani don't know that, Yorubas plan was for Osinbajo to takeover if Buhari dies.?

You're too dumb to be engaged. The fact that your mind is so weak and mushy to believe every idiocy spewed by your albino hunchback messiah doesn't mean the rest of us are as vulnerable.

If you have nothing sensible to contribute, abeg shut up

gentlegenius:

It also takes overstupidity to believe that Atiku stole money as VP under the watch of a president who was seriously at loggerheads with him, and the same Atiku has been moving freely in Nigeria without being investigated or invited for once by the EFCC under a government whose main focus is fighting corruption.

Yet i'm sure you're one of the idiots that regal us with how Tinubu has stolen everything in Lagos?

PointZerom:




Are you trying to tell us that he can't speak his native language again?.

Have you spoken fulfude to him and he didn't respond?