seunmsg:
I hope Saraki and his colleagues wont delay the passage of this one again unnecessarily.

But of course they will. How else do you want them to have a material with which to campaign?

DeRuggedProf:
Jubrin is afraid of signature verification....

But he signed the other bill presented? "Although Enang avoided making a categorical statement on the bill, he said Buhari assented to the National University Commission Amendment Act."

What will it take atikulooting zombies to have sense?

silasely:
jibrin

Then tell your man to change the headline from Buhari to Jibrin

Nbote:
Hmmm.. What is d President Afraid of?

Which one? Buhari or Jibrin?

Is Oby Ezekwesili among them? Is Sowore among them? Is Moghalu among them? Is Olawepo Hashim among them? Is Donald Duke among them?

Which kind of desperation and fvckery is all these biko?

Modarun:


Stories, the road would have been finished by now, likewise the second Niger bridge if not for the bias of Buhari and Fashola.
It was award since 2012. and was ongoing. Most of the important bridges has been constructed before hand ovee, you guys should stop bragging with this, its not as if you have finished the road.
Never mind sef, Atiku will finish it after we send Bubu back to his Daura village.

bigoted clown, You lie too much. GEJ provided ONLY N10B for a project that needed N130B and works had stopped before he left office.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/fg-far-spent-n10bn-2nd-niger-bridge-jonathan/

Tell us how much GEJ budgeted for the bridge in his 2015 budget that had only N11B for a works ministry that had contracts of N2T pending?

Modarun:
Read the hypocritical responses many of the APC supporters made when the news of the award of the contract made frontpage on Nairaland.
Funny enough these same bunch wants us to clap for Buhari after delaying the comoletion of these projects for over 2years.

https://www.nairaland.com/1239173/fg-awards-13-roads-contracts/2

If not that you atiku zombies don't have any sense, did your PDP plan on continuing this project even if they had won? Where would the money have come from when they budgeted little or nothing for the min of works in their last budget of 2015 due to the worsening economic situation according to their own mouth?

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/fg-cuts-works-ministrys-budget-from-n100bn-to-n11bn/

http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/10/ministry-of-works-2015-budget-slashed-to-n11billion/

zomoears:


Maybe you should read again.
Promissory notes and bonds are debt instruments. The Federal Govt is borrowing money to pay its debts to contractors and state govts.

He is right. Buhari is incurring more gbese for Naija.

From the report you read, who incurred the gbese that Buhari is now issuing bonds to pay and when were they incurred?

Which govt refused to pay the debts to the contractors and state govts?

WATCHOVER:
Osinbanjo na Slave

Somebody is the VP of Nigeria, Chairman of Economic council. Has stood in as Acting president and you call him a slave? May i become such a slave. Amen

Now your father or any of your ancestors that were not slaves, what did they amount to?

So it's settled then. Expelled Kashamu is the PDP candidate for Ogun guber. Very good

tyup:


Tried in infrastructure you say? Bros tell us where o is it not ibadan whose most express road hv bcome a dumbing ground for refuse dumb

You can see i said in his first term.

He's been lackadaisical since 2015 but even then, i was surprised that he could start and finish challenge to new garage dualisation inside this 2nd term

Give it to Ajimobi on Security. He really tried. The activities of the NURTW came under control.

He also tried in infrastructure at least in his first term.

It's his arrogance that i just hate. Mr 'constituted authority'

Roger3D:
Bros you're going to gradually run insane just like these people you're trying so hard to reason with. You have to understand that there is no superior logic on earth that these people will bow to as their minds are already made up. But in order to entertain yourself at their expense, just resort to making fun of their folly. They actually hate that

My brother, I make fun of them a lot of times o. I just try to get serious at some other times when I think the poster has some modicum of sense left. Only that I'm starting to think that they all might be lost if a whole bishop and owner of a university could also join the gang of dumbness

seunmsg:
PDP's major electoral strategy is to attack Osinbajo. Who is Deji Adeyanju that the vice president would order his arrest? At this rate, PDP will soon accuse Osinbajo of complicity in Atiku's failure to obtain US visa.

They're scared of Osinbajo, i wonder why?

UltimateCycle:
Buhari is already dead, an imposter called Jubrin is the one in Aso Rock now.

When did he die? before ordering operation python dance or after?

myright:
No picture/video to back up the said summit.

c/c: Garba Shehu

una no dey tire? who give you this punishment?

SmartMindsFx:


can't even pronounce your username so I don't know in what category you fall cuz sarcasm eludes your tiny brain.

Have a nice day sir...

Dunces like you should be sterilized so that humanity can be saved the trauma of having your type disturb the evolutionary process.

Now let me explain so your puny brains can pick some things.

When the accounts of Jamb were audited by the Buhari Admin, it was discovered that in Benue state, the sum of N36M was missing since 2013. When the official in charge was queried, she claimed a snake swallowed the money but you see, sensible people knew it was a tale fit only for idiots so they laughed at the idea. JAMB rightly suspended her while EFCC had the stupid thief, telling idiotic tales, arrested.

http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/15/jamb-video-staff-claiming-snake-swallowed-n36m-finally-surfaces%E2%80%8E-watch/

https://punchng.com/jamb-suspends-worker-over-n36m-swallowed-by-snake/

http://dailypost.ng/2018/03/06/efcc-arrests-woman-accused-snake-swallowing-n36m-jamb-office/

That's the story of the snake that was accused of swallowing N36M. You should upgrade your brain to be able to distinguish between fantasy and reality. You shouldn't believe every rumor because your brain isn't for decoration

OkokoDaniel:


When Oyedepo said the man in Aso rock is not Buhari is it not the same as affirming the rumour by IPOB and others that he is dead and impersonated as Jubril

You're as dumb as Oyedepo. Your Bishop doesn't understand ordinary SATIRE yet you place your eternal destiny in his hands?

HigherED, come and see another zombie building castles in the air because of your Bishop's misspeak

https://www.nairaland.com/4883243/oyedepo-media-power-irresponsible-journalism#73542006

Corrinthians:
Oyedepo wasn't MISLEAD by anybody.

The pained crook who just can't wait to get his filthy hands back into the nation's treasury simply did what his heart of hearts told him to do, something every other pdp goon would do any day any time.

Those trying to excuse the idiot citing a "misleading article" are also idiots as far as I can see.

Nonsense.

Of course the shame don dey catch people like the OP wey at least still get some modicum of sense. That's the reason why he's trying to help their papa spin the tale. Like someone asked earlier, "if the holy spirit failed him this time, how many other times can we say any holy spirit is really leading him"?

If his spirit man couldn't detect ordinary satire, how can it detect demons?

Shameless lying old men

Tehila07:
Please, it's easy to understand that this is a satire except you have a pre-conceived opinion towards someone. Bishop is my hero, but I hate to see him talking about politics in public, because that makes him liable to errors. Now someone said "why didn't Holy Spirit reveal to him that this is a satire?" I can't lose my respect for him because of this error because my own errors are countless.

Now read the words below and tell me the message it conveys...

"I smoked 'weed' today and nothing bad happened to me. I just have to wish you guys happy Easter. As we are moving from November to August we will see 1992 in Jesus Name."

The time wasn't Easter. Major commenters were typing "lol". One commenter came and started advising poster to shun hard drugs.

May the God you serve bless you for this honesty.

Highed surely calls buhari's fanatical supporters zombies but here he is, doing extreme zombie for Oyedepo.

If nothing raised a red flag in that write up, the statement that British authorities are helping to negotiate the settlement with Jibrin's family should make a reasonable human think twice because it's preposterous!!

HigherEd:

Who do ypu blame?
A) The Nation Newspaper: The producer of the content which should be responsible for guiding its interpretation to a reasonable extent.
B) Bishop Oyedepo: A consumer of the content who was misled. If Oyedepo a PhD holder in Human Resource Management from Uni of Honolulu can be misled then wonder how man SSCE holders,and 'semi-literate' folks thatmay be misled.

NCC better address this before they do sattire with fulani herdsmen and half the nation has been slaughtered before they realise it's a joke.

If i were Oyedepo i would charge The Nation to court for misleading me and causing a dent on my reputation, especially if the publication was not designated sattire. If i buy paracetamol from a manufacturer that refused to give me a written manual on it's recommended usage on account that paracetamol is a common drug and everyone knows the dosage, then any injury i suffer should be liable to them.

You should be ashamed. Very very ashamed of this

Bishop Oyedepo read in the papers that the British authorities are helping to negotiate payment of 50% of Nigeria's 10 year oil earnings plus a power sharing arrangement with a Sudanese family and he jumped on to his pulpit to reel out prayer points?

A man that pays Professors believes such nonsense and you're here to defend what?

Even if they didn't print it in black and white that that write up was a SATIRE, shouldn't Oyedepo question the sanity or intelligence of the reporter that would report such?!!

@ the bold, pls he should sue them so that the whole world can know how dumb he truly is

SmartMindsFx:
In a country where a snake swallowed 36million, I'll believe any rumor making rounds.

Yet this dunce calls himself a smart mind

So you believe the thief who claimed a snake actually swallowed the N36M in 2013?

What about the monkey that stole N70M? Do you believe that too?

Corrinthians:
Country you said? The idiocy is regional not national bro. And I pray they remain idiots forever.

I know i shouldn't but i honestly feel sorry for them and their offspring. How will they explain these mental failures 3 years from now?

ImperialYoruba:
I like where CNN said "....calling the speculation..."


They agree this is nothing but a speculation.

You think these mumus know what CNN means by that?

GBOKASINCHA:
omenka but this jubril matter pain you and ur boyfriend shukuokuwetin una dey follow every jubril thread bumper to bumper ....if una no believe why the thing dusturb una like this?? Why not ignore am

You're the one who has been assigned the issue of Sisyphus. How can a grown man like you adopt this life of delusion all because hate?

How can you keep on shouting that Buhari ordered Python dance in September 2017 when you also claim that he died in February 2017? How do you live with yourself?

Corrinthians:
Kikiki.

That clone shall be their president for the next four years, after which the other clone called Osinbajo will take over for another eight years, then we'd stand back and watch with relish, how they all take a plunge into the Atlantic, never to surface again.

This country is in serious trouble. This mass invasion of idiocy is worse than boko haram

Ray97:
Lol wats dis. There are repeating wat nigerian online media posted yerstday. Buhari simbly denied it.. Its on bbc too. Wic one is "do the westerners know somtin dat we dont".


or u guys want obasanjo to call him and ask if he is dead like he did to yaradua before u believe?.

this one worse pass that salt bath water during that ebola era o. Or na wen dem say soldiers been de give children monkey pox for south east. Come to think of it... Fake news and anti government rumours are spread by some certain group of people...chai

Its the worst case of mass delusion one can ever witness

People willingly making themselves out as idiots just to help some politicians and con-men achieve their goal

selectedhero:


we have reach the end here. ok?
I'm a proud Nigerian. If you insult me and I don't reply, don't assume i ran away ......I'm probably talking to reasonable people
check your signature

You're the one insulting yourself. I'm only asking questions any reasonable person would ask.

You claim Buhari died in February 2017. Then you claimed again that Buhari ordered Python dance in September 2017.

Doesn't that sound odd to you? It's obvious that only a lunatic will believe such contradictory statements so where do you stand?

GBOKASINCHA:
oga go and tell jubril to remove his cap for us to assess his hair follicles or you re just wasting your time....that man in aso rock is not buhari...buhari is dead

When did he die?

when did he order the python dance on kanu?

Is the new Buhari still left handed or he's reverted back to his right hand?

selectedhero:


Not again!! The last dose still didn't work. Pls take some more. ok?

When did Buhari die?

When did he order python dance?

vanbonattel:


# operationremovethecap

chei!!

selectedhero:


Ouch!! Still in pains. Just take your pills and you will be fine. ok?

Who died in february 2017? kanu said buhari

Whose head did kanu say he'll bring back from Abuja in August 2017? kanu said buhari

Who ordered python dance in September 2017? Kanu said Buhari

and you wonder who needs to take pills?