Ok

So to our ladies : how would u feel if u found that a guy's 6pack is a fake.

Click like for sad/disappointed, share for excited/happy

**** Shows u hv reading disabilities. Thr z case going on to determine the veracity of d allegations wch was y d case was suspended. Read slowly nxt time

KahlDrogo:
Take the monkey back to his cage in the zoo and keep him there until such a time Nyako decides to continue with the case.

Eagerly waiting for another video of the frustrated monkey throwing tantrums.

You will see the back of your head without using mirrors agbaya.

World bank prophecy

Bro hw far. Longst time. I tink say maybe dem arrest u wit Sahara reporters guy

sarrki:
Omoluabi representing wella

Not like that governors of wailers (fayose)

This is what Omoluabi is known for.

Not closing down state institutions

Ok

Maybe dats y I don't see sarrki anymore. He must hv done sumtin dat offended his paymasters

FreeGlobe:
Buhari coming after every zombie one after the other hahaha

Ehya. Kpele. De thr de kill urslf for politicians n generals wey no send u.

@least d guy has an excuse to be transferred out of the war zone. But wait oo, I tot boko haram has bn defeated

Ghen Ghen Ghen, Return of Sahara gbera

Did I just read dat d police (APC police) conspired against him?

..."the public resisted ur being beaten"?

Dis guy must think he is truly beloved.

The ex-zombie below me can testify

Am sure fulani herdsmen from libya will be among dem.

Dambazzau sef de form say him de work. Useless pig wey buhari get as minister.

I disagree wit point num3. Keeping a fone on a hard surface especially a cold ground drains ba3 life.

Sure 1 na to put ur fone inside freezer. E go cool am as fast as it charges

So we should clap or what?

Ok. Moving on

#2billion?! Jesu! Meaning all their students r struggling to pay the fees

Shows u ddnt knw ur husband b4 u married him. Na 1st time wey him de drive u be dat?

PaperLace:

Lol. Na joke o.
I won't even stay in a car moving that fast. One day we were going somewhere (inter state). My hubby was driving really fast, I started shouting that I want to come down... I was crying sef. He cleared off the road, I jumped out and started walking backwards with him in pursuit.

Other motorists stopped _ It was a sight to behold. I was pregnant, so they thought I was in danger...haahahaha.
Everybody started begging me to enter, I was telling them "he wants to kill me and my baby with speed"
The young man was confused. I am getting a whole lot laid back in driving, maybe old age.

Some people love entering potholes, a friend said he likes the effect. What effect? Maybe the 'noise, vibration and harshness'

Ok

Ok. God will provide

Like maybe he put d money into MMM? Is it his money? Build a house aftrall it's for d whole family. Tel me, if u r d father, wat story wld u come up with

Oildichotomy:
Can we just hear the father's side of the story before jumping into rash conclusions. Trust me, the father must have something to say regardless and his reasons might change the whole course of the epistle reeled out

U v not exhausted all channels to rectify d prob n u came here to bug us wit dis piece of sh*t? I was expecting u to reply wit 'I v visited them' but here u r wit ur itchy fingers wasting Fp space

LilChamp:


Thanks alot. I will do just that

D likes of hungerbad, modath, efilefun, seunmsg n sillymods

Eastactivist:
When the hunter becomes the hunted.
Mother nature is wonderful

Where are his fellow sai buhari's from the Southwest side to come and hail buhari once more.

Let me ensure diz zombies get dis ur sweet comment - sarrki, ngeneukwenu, madridguy, modath, hungerbad, mrvitalis, progressive01, fulanimafia, gmbuhari, istandwithbuhar, and efilefun.

Splinz:


Here, we see that Sen. Marafa of APC (a saint) is begging Ekweremadu of PDP to join them. In fact, he's making a passionate appeal, with even threats of ousting him if he refused.

So Ekweremadu has suddenly become a saint that is so desirous by APC?

Let it be known to you bunch of failures in that evil broom wielding party ( ), that Sen. Ike Ekweremadu is too saintly on his own to join such a conglomerate ( ) of old and un-retired thieves parading themselves as progressives! You all can go and die!

Fashola, Kachikwu n Amina Mohammed - the three ministers that r really working. The rest r just bench warmers/parasites sucking up tax payers money.

Note : Buhari (Minister of petroleum) is also part of the parasites

Why shld I give a fvcck? Does it improve d security situation or does it stop d intimidation of harmless civilians by these terror called soldiers

Na today? Make dem wait make I reach house. So much labour unrest under dis buhari but they r quick to assign huge monies to yeye projects n misplaced priorities.

If he z 1 of diz looters, he should be buried with his money. Infact, bury him wit his convoy.

Never knew diz thieves called politicians do die too.

Upon travelling to Germany n receiving d so-called best medical treatment, he still died.

Una for bury am. Rip ko, rip ni.

Ok

How does dis epp the economy. I almost gave a bleep....

Ok. Good for dem

Sooo....can d car fly?

Sarrki n ngeneukwenu

5starmilitant:
So mr senator, are you saying even your fellow apc senators are against magu? Because I don't understand why they kick you out because you were advocating for magu...

And the nairaland zombies are ranting and making it look as if magu's rejection was championed by only Saraki and the PDP lawmakers.

oluwaahmed:


No be only d media houses na d mumu ppple wey no dey read in btwn d lines. D road shw will be held in US & UK. So trump go leave een country immediately after inaugurate 2 cme 2 9ja, dem bliv sey een mumu like buhari

Na lie. Trump dats busy wit transition, Russian hacking scandal , inauguration issues n many stuffs go come attend wetin. These media houses go just de spread zobo n some go believe