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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:11pm On Sep 03, 2014
Heywhizzy: so na me u c blame..chai..yu nd odaz started d chat..u're required to work ur brain a little..it's probably d mst un-used part of ya body..get a lyf
borderline fool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:11pm On Sep 03, 2014
YoungDaNaval: What's Wrong Wif Ya? Why You Always on FYH Dick? Or Iz It Now A Crime 4 One To Be Better Than You? Improve On Ya Text Skill Or Deal With It Bruh!
and who's your bruh? Are you ok?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:09pm On Sep 03, 2014
YoungDaNaval: What's Wrong Wif Ya? Why You Always on FYH Dick? Or Iz It Now A Crime 4 One To Be Better Than You? Improve On Ya Text Skill Or Deal With It Bruh!
you're a dunce!! You drool looking @ fyh's dick! Foolish pauper! You aint even a vet! You just cause commotions here and squirt on dicks! Have i quoted you before? Don't quote me again oo, cause you'll be ignored. you don't worth my words... Rat
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 12:57pm On Sep 03, 2014
PaulThor: y drop verses wen no one likes nor comments on them.. Their isnt motivation to do so....
the reason i stopped dropping
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 007Bruce: 11:25am On Sep 03, 2014
Exagge007: Grab and twist your bone marrow, Make sure you are handi-capp/

Crack your leg, left your patella in the air. . . . . .like am hanging my cap
trash like where you live/ you're a dirty pig, dressed in pink/ if swines are'nt like you... You won't smell and stink!!!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 11:13am On Sep 03, 2014
Heywhizzy: chai..maybe frm undaground sha
why do you keep chatting here?? If mikuz locks the thread now y'all be spewing trash... use your brain!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 11:08am On Sep 03, 2014
fuckyouhard: i don't carry shoulders. i just hate pple who think they're better than others
this is synonymous to you
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 11:04am On Sep 03, 2014
fuckyouhard: thanks, sir
why thanking me?? Are you ok?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 9:37am On Sep 03, 2014
fuckyouhard: unfortunately, i like u
keep exposing your big ego
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:04am On Sep 03, 2014
you guys should keep chatting on the ''flow for rank thread''
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Brutal Clash III { Season 2 } : Ibime Vs U3 ~ * * by 007Bruce: 8:56am On Sep 03, 2014
mikuz: Ibime 2 - 1 U3

More votes . . .
you're declining my vote or what?
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Brutal Clash III { Season 2 } : Ibime Vs U3 ~ * * by 007Bruce: 8:45am On Sep 03, 2014
uhm, MVGT - U3
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Damnation Alley - End Of The World : Ibime Vs Coogar ~ * * by 007Bruce: 12:15pm On Aug 31, 2014
strange monickers
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Damnation Alley - End Of The World : Ibime Vs Coogar ~ * * by 007Bruce: 11:51am On Aug 31, 2014
Judging with the points:

opener - Tie

ibime/ - bis is the king like Martin Luther/ this is fatwa for cooger/ cos he's hardly super/ He's Jim Foley . . . So i'll carve this kuffar / I swear to Allahu . . . all you'll hear is wack bars . . . before I behead him like an Iraqi trooper /

coogar/ - Suddenly, Bis wants to battle on a big stage and feed off this grand opus/ why me? I thought this Igwe retired... Cos he couldn't withstand voters/ If this oliver Twist begs for more and try to demand bonus...../ he'd get choked till his tone go low ...... Like D'banj's chorus /


multies/rhymes - coogar
coogar's muties / - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 8
ibime's multies / - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6



flow - ibime

personal - ibime

w/p/puns - tie (bunches of them from both)

metaphor - ibime

punchlines - coogar

closer - coogar (more humour)

W - coogar


mikuz, i think you should introduce more criterias. #Suggesting#
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by 007Bruce: 6:47pm On Aug 30, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: lol... Why?
i'm busy these days, it's fun watching than pulling a vickybash grin
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by 007Bruce: 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2014
*sits beside elymax*
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 8:01pm On Aug 29, 2014
elymax, what 'bout our match??
Rap BattlesRe: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by 007Bruce: 8:26am On Aug 29, 2014
fuckyouhard: it's ok, bro. forget it. i never had u in mind coz i saw ur statement when i was banned. just that u can be annoyin at times. iceprick is my main target. i've had more votes but am willin to call it a tie


mikuz.....it's my wish to tie this battle! we can spar again on a good day
everyone is now bruce abi?? Dude, no vex me oo!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:31am On Aug 29, 2014
coogar: find a verse that can stand toe to toe with my verse in the history of this place.

it's a challenge......
#jokes
U3: He's lost.. fishing is where IJAWS COME 1ST,
n how u "GIVE WORK" ON TEXT, when
'Street wise' shown u LACKING COMMON
SENSE?/
Tis why he'll BE MURKED ON SET, while
friends and HIS CONSORT BEG.. "dignity
stripped" and "shot nak3d"... LIKE HE
WORKS FOR HEF/
See NL is a typical FAST 'CHESS GAME', lotta
niggas round the 'King', you can't ACCESS
STRAIGHT, ladies 1st, he's white, I'm d
'BLACK SET' K?
Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS'
ESCAPE, he'll start "moving his 'porns" like
his WIFE's ENRAGED, I start killing em, read
thru his WISEST PLAY, "split his ranks" cuz
"Bishop can't help"... his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE?
They look "scared of d dark Knight" like
CROOKS IN GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen', d
next MOVE's IMPORTANT, but she "falls for
a knight" n d RIDER PICKS HER, so ur
"Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE LATIFAH, Now d
king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC,
"rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED
CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS
THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get
YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this
shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude..
you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE!
See how lyricists dont need STEREOTYPES?
"udu wack"? you 'forcing words' like a
PAEDOPHILE.. That's y I'll have your HEAD
ROLLING/
I'm where this NERD's HOLED IN, glocks
heavy but my BELT HOLD THREE, open fire -
shid's EX-PLODING, he tryna run but I
STEP,CLOSE IN, give him " 7 in front"... like a
TECHNO PIN/
They said I gotta gø punch for punch,
BRING GOOD PUNS/
Nah, for every line this geek-forage, imma
kick-knowledge, FLIP FOOTBALL..
U can tell his 'ma sell' beef, his verse is
'NOTHING HAM', mess a 'crystal palace' I'm
BUCKINGHAM, Uv messed with a
PREACHER's COOL, now 'LIVER-POOL's
where organs DROPPING AT. The 'Man U've
become is SHAMEFUL REALLY, so ill pull your
'card.. if' YOU PLAYFUL WITH ME, ur daily
"truths" to scare got NO LUCK,.. 'his lie
can'? Got silver bullets if that 'WOLF BUG'.
Y'all knew ill treat this B.itch in WOEFUL
PATTERN, they gon need 'espanyol' to
come CLOSE TO 'BACK HER', cuz ur fans will
see d WHIPS I GAVE YA, n realize "you aint
in league" like 'QUEENS PARK RANGERS', But
if your "clique of chicks" ACT SASSY?, this
" flow will drown birds" THAT's 'SWAN-SEA'.
Man up! Dont wet your BOXERS MAN, a
kind god-king so UNDER-STAND , after the
flood, ill be quick to 'SUN DA LAND'. I'm at d
'Zenith' the arms he BRINGING IS WEAK, the
guns I 'sell thick', he's FEELING THE HEAT,
cuz "now my 'arsenal' in form", see how
I'm KILLING THIS B.ITCH?
Real talk.. ?
Mik outshone u so how's ur SCRIPTING
"THE LIGHT"? u over 30 dude, so I aint
SEEING THE HYPE/
Yall KIDDING ME RIGHT?
15 year olds on facebook SPITTING DEEP
LINES and yall FEELING THE RHYMES of an
obese deadbeat dad who sleeps on SIMILE
SITES?
That's y THIS BEATING's GOD-SENT, breaks
my heart that THIS WEAKLING FORMs "VET",
cuz there's blogs with every line WE'VE
SEEN IN YOUR TEXT/
Recycling's the "SKILL" HE's REFORMED
BEST.. Tis y ur verses lack depth, like a
dumb bully in class.. punches everywhere
but never HITTING THE SUBJECT/
Every line is filler, you LACK RAW
AGGRESSION, those "pre battle daily frees"?
CRIES FOR ATTENTION, why all d drama
tho? Did your VERSE SEEM WEAKENED?/
Did FEAR STILL CREEP IN? did u hear I slew
Mik with a FLEX IN MINUTES? Beat scripts
twice in two days and then HELPED HIM
DEEPLY? If not, ur fam " helped you die"...
Like MERCY KILLING/
Cuz I killed prekky too, n uv been HAILING
HIM ALL WEEK, so I PRAY IBI COMES BIG, last
of d top 4, so if you 'would box' I'll put d
NAIL IN THE COFFIN/
I'm heavy RAIN IN THE TROPICS, u a pinch
of salt, ul get DRAINED IN THIS FLOOD
B.ITCH, nl dudes like "he CRAZY, HE's gOD"
GEEZ,.... all these dudes on ur dick, I doubt
that BABY IS YOUR KID/
Rap BattlesRe: Total Slaughter2: Testerfuze Vs Ksslib by 007Bruce: 12:28am On Aug 27, 2014
total slaughter indeed grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 12:25am On Aug 27, 2014
that iceprick dude's funny grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 10:15am On Aug 26, 2014
WARRIBLOOD: lol my life is just about Pucsies
somehow
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 10:08am On Aug 26, 2014
yeyenatu: Yea, cos i'm Ghanaian... no I'm Khosa... and I can even pronounce dude as dunce... Bruce is also bruise or maybe loose... or moose... goose? Even better...
or yeyenatwo as wretchedwackfool grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:55am On Aug 26, 2014
yeyenatu: Audio...it does...

#just saying#



YeaYeaNot
yeah, i know 'cause you would pronounce werse as whores
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:53am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: they don't, but on audio they should. now that was somethin i did against ckushy and ur still denyin ur not him. not everybody here would accept that those words don't rhyme coz it's been used so many times by other textcees. but ur own rhymin is worse! u always use words that'll never rhyme in kindergarten classes! depth/ verse farther/fire....nobody's perfect but that's an outright flop!
you're a fool! So on audio you can't slant fire/farther? Depth/verse? But cord can rhyme with werse
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:44am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: slight jabs at ely WACKS


i came and shot your hopes!

...........thought he was hot, but nope!/
like doin 'drug plays on stage' give me 'props for d0pe!/

quit the talks ur bold/ cos
..............i've seen men here fork ur throat/ now u met a real thug ...to cut ur throat/ but
........... what a ho!/ he chose to run like bolt!!/
elywack so 'basic' .......
.......................so this 'square' 'll get boxed n smoked'!!

i know this fagg wants my strokes/

...........crowdin me like paparazzi rush over celebs/ but i
.............bust sober regrets/
when i leave ur nl history like spider reproduction ..........
and u get forked over the web!

fuckyouhard spits these bars/ that sting the wacks/ elymax?
..........i'll kill the fagg!/
.............not even up to bruce or ckushy, the kids i bleeped real hard/
............this prick can't kick it back/
...so watch me....blaaaow!
.......blow out ya brains, and the remains flee three yards!/
.......the bastard planned to leave me scared?/ but i stopped his text ability like automatic keyguard!!!

lyrically, this beetch is bland.....

last night exposed his deceptive hypes/
his lies, and how he pretends to write/
............but the pest will die/ today,
when he ingests my rhymes/..... ...
so beetch step aside like the electric slide!!
he was just rhyming, no haymaker, just petty petty puns. wack thing
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:40am On Aug 26, 2014
if you don't answer that question, you aint a vet/ and forget 'bout me and you sparring again! Bastard
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:38am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: and stop bringin those tribal talks in here...u don't even know if am ibo or yoruba....or i'll ignore u like u don't exist
ok, pained ibo kid. . Does cord rhymes with worse?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:32am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: ur a slowpoke! who's talkin about cord or worse? this bastard is pained i killed him twice. just get ur third nick ready for the kill coz i really wanna humiliate u....or piss off!
answer the question/ does cord rhymes with worse?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:26am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: fool! verse can never rhyme with depth! depth rhymes with vest, test, chest, etc. and verse rhymes with first, thirst, church, third, heard, learn, hearse, word etc. now say a big thank u, bastard! and stop bringin tribal issues to rap section. don't sound like airwank! grin grin grin
lool! And you went to rhymezone. Tell me, does cord rhymes with worse?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:09am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: how do those rhyme, kiddo? grin
against kim, they had to resurrect the dead to vote against me. fool, am the reason u keep switchin ids and runnin under shadows. grin u know when i'll accept ur call out again? if u accept that loser gets banned. i killed u twice (ckushy and bruce) bring ur peterrparker so i can get a hat trick. u should be ashamed of urself grin wacktard!
and this ibotic fool be telling me depth/verse don't rhyme. And you're the illitetrate rhyming worse with cord. your verse must be pronounced; vassss. you're a disgrace to the ibos!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 8:55am On Aug 26, 2014
fuckyouhard: ur not peterrparker, how come ur recallin his wack wordplay ....play to/ plateau?
you're a chump! So plateau/jos is now pronounced as plah to?

ur a fool! i've told u before, even if we battle 20 times u won't get one win coz u don't know what a battle means.
lol! You got a big ego. just battle elymax and iceprick and come for me, i know you must have exhausted your generic pun then. cause you only good with rhymes[/quote]
take that wordplay anywhere and see how kids would spit on ur face. ur a big disgrace to rap
you're just a paranoid ibo illitetrate/ i sting like snakesgrin i bite like scorpions grin grin[/quote]

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