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cococandy:
does she look like me?

...Sort of.

DonTeamie:
CHELSHIT

Isi aki dika gi.

Blue is the colour

Vstuffs:
Thank God I have not addicted to any


And I am not smelling......

If you say so. Just know that most people who have body don't even know it. You hear them brag about how they detest using anything artificial (deodorant/cream) at work and how God has blessed them with a very lovely skin. Not knowing most of their colleagues are not bold enugh to tell them the truth.

dechandel:

Oh Lord of mercy
Nigeria guys are not romantic.

Pls be like Bruno Mars for once

I'll unbottun my shirt (exposing my 6 packs) and serenade Bob Marley's "turn your lights down low" under a coconut tree. Afterwards we will both watch the sun set while we sip red wine

IamLEGEND1:
see friend zoning

The friend-zoning no come get part two, walahi.

Mickey7:
Wait... there's no way you could have come up with such a smart reply. Did someone hack your account?did you copy this from somewhere?someone?tell me!

Hehehe... Some people sha!

Ok


Mean while, who wants candy?

holatin:
dat cool
but that child looks like me
hope no be say....

Ah, I was going to say the same thing.

*in my oga's voice*

Horayce:
taking off to where? western siberia? enjoy the view and do well to make up more convenient terms like "infidelity".

Sorry Sir!
Infidelity is a word:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infidelity
Feel free.
I didn't make it up. I moo (I'm gonn') buy you a drink. . Lol no vex.

Harmvirus:
cute

Have a baby by me?

dre11:

Says who

Horayce:
BS. In abuja married men are actually crowdng single guys out of the market. All of all those benefits listed by the OP can also be achieved by couples who cohabit together.

I'm sensing a lot of -ve energy channelled towards infidelity here, so I think I'll just...uhmmm...
*takes off*

falconey:
Sauce?

Naaaaaaaaah! Stew is fine. Just heat it a little. I don't really enjoy cold food.

Thanks.

"Hehehehehe" (in phyno's voice about 20 seconds into the song ALOBAM) I know some men can't wait to see the fulfilment of this prophecy.

MzPreshie:
Hian! Last I checked, guys always wanted to be the 'man', to be in charge. So be in charge of the wooing abeg. From wooing now, you will start expecting us to propose marriage to you guys.

We'll take charge, no worries.
But you just make sure you show a brother love lavishly. Don't starve him or deny him of anything, not even a peck.

Word up!

FeverRay:
When orijin first came out, I loved it then, so medicinal. But now I dare not take it, the last time I tried it, I was sick throughout the night.

You're correct, bro'. If taken in excess like other brands (say 5 or 6 bottles) one may likely fall sick instead of just the normal morning after hangover. Happens all the time.

TDstarr:
orijin has been faked i remeber when it newly came out, it was medicinal my babe testified on bed, yesterday i bought it was like ordnary water and sugar i could not finish it, it was like my stomach was filled with water.

it was later my friend told me boys do produce dese drinks ilegally in lagos

You enjoy "working out" after having a strong drink don't you?

Well, I suggest you take the "watery" bottle of origin and see if your performance falls below your expectations.

BTW: You won't always be like Troy, hehehe...sometimes you just have to be normal for a bit.

DesChyko:
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Good play, Soldiers. More grease to your elbow.



Did you bother reading the article? Or it's just headlines and pictures for you.
Even at that, I'm in doubt if you see properly. There clearly are soldiers in the background.

Ouch!!! That hurt.

Gimme a minute. I think I gotta pee.

Kachisbarbie:
hhehe.
You wanna take me to Luxury City?

With Kachi's kind permission.

Kachisbarbie:
hhehe.
You wanna take me to Luxury City?

With Kachi's kind pernission.

ednut1:
I remember after service I sent my cv to an investment bank. Dey invited me for interview 'account executive'. Nt knowing it was marketing o. Tot it was accounting work. They told me 30m treasury bills nd bonds target montly hahaha. Commission basis. I just Waka comot

Wow! What grown ups do just to avoid being the only person left in the house/yard/compound when every other person has gone out in the morning. It's really sad what graduates face after toiling for years in tertiary institutions.

Kachisbarbie:
lolz

__ Afterall, no-one really cares.
___some people actually wanna hear your husband is pounding you. You don't wanna give them that satisfaction.........do you?
#lie....

That's all, for now.

More details 2nyte @ 7pm in luxury city/sugarlands after taking shots to the head.

falconey:
If this thing make frontpage na transformer things

I no get...you mean say you go tidy transformer or wetin

missberrypop5:
That one na una business ni. Weather its for kids or not, i buy Christmas clothes.
I'll make Christmas hair,
my christmas shoe don ready ni.
hehehehehehehe, Onitcha go hear am this year.
The season red

Hehehe, I'll be waiting under our favorite Mango tree (just by nkpor junction) clad in my Xmas suit. Onitsha ppl go truly hear am dis time. FyI, I don't intend to waste as much money on masquerades this year as you made me do last year...money no dey. So get ready to outrun all the masquerades we see along the road.

"ammyluv2002:
Mine worked! 100%"

QuiverBox:
Worked? So i guess the r/ship is over?

More like I guess you hit that sh*t raw & bailed out on her.

jeremiah505:
how long did urs last?...

I was in one for about 6 months (though it wasn't serious). We called each other on daily basis (and at times our discussions got very lewd & lascivious) and that was as good as it ever got. Left to me, one shouldn't keep Social media dates, they never work. Look 4 smbdy close by. You aint a machine...c'mon you're an animal.

ao765:
Hello
New on Nairaland

I would like to know people's views on the issue of serious discrimination against anyone over-45 (of which I am one!) seeking employment in Nigeria. I have applied for numerous jobs, be it long-term, short-term, consultancy and so on. Despite my wealth of experience, skills and expertise, I have not had even an interview! Are employers intimidated by experienced/older professionals? Surely our experience will bring added value to organisations and we can be of help to younger employees. Please we should not be discarded with yet! We are still useful to the employment market!! Anyone feeling similarly frustrated with this type of discrimination and unfairness?? Let's hear your veiws!

I think in most cases employers don't like employing old people. Like in the case of paramilitary, they boldy spell it out during their recruitment that you must not be above 30. Younger people are more trainable (or should I say flexible) and they can also put in more time and energy since they are younger. Hope this helps.

bestestgirl:
Let me buy a huge plot of land here
This is guaranteed to be a very profitable investment!s[/size]

I will build a bungalow on your plot, and win you if you drag me to court.

Djicemob:
Why cameroon? Almost all of em?

Because Camerounians are from Cameroun, I guess.

ammyluv2002:
Yeah, we have a lot to learn but lets not forget that English is not our native language

Yeah dear. One should learn to say I LOVE YOU in the various languages we speak here in Nigeria. You never can tell where you'll marry from.