₦airaland Forum

MEILYN: Now you are beginning to Go crazy.... As much as I don't believe in all these pastors. I believe God exists okay?

So I'm crazy 'cos of my atheistic views!

Are you aware that Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg are self-acclaimed, staunch Atheists?

You know you use their products virtually everyday...Windows, MS Office and Facebook.

Are they crazy too?

MEILYN: hahahahahaha....... You just narrated everything perfectly. God bless you bro, you are damn funny.

I actually don't believe in that M0therfucker called "God"!

I really think he's non-existent...And if he exists, he must be a petty, unjust, unforgiving, vindictive, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic and capriciously malevolent M0therfucker!

Olaone1: What does "exceeding grace" really mean? Nairaland girls say it on Oyedepo threads

My guy, na format o...just like an advance fee scam (Yahoo Yahoo)

The Man of God, sorry, god of men asks the congregation to sow financial seeds as a sine qua non for heavenly exceeding grace which most of them never get and the few that get these graces think it's from some spiritual forces not knowing it's from their hard work, fate and at times, sheer luck.

I really don't blame Oyedepo but the multitude of gullible, brain-washed "Christians" that enrich him week in week out.

As a matter of fact, I admire Oyedepo's business acumen and financial dexterity. He sure knows how to invest his money. Pay a visit to Covenant University and see what I mean.

I think he's a "Yahoo boy" too. The bible, his lap-top; his sweet tongue, the internet modem.

Yahoo boy with no Lap-top ni Baba yen joor!

Does anyone know if he still has spinster-daughters? I'm an eligible Bachelor and I'll like to tap into his gargantuan wealth either directly or indirectly.

Ko sere ni Moscow!

starlike: Happy birthday to you bishop, and wish you many more years. And may you continue to been an epitome of christian life to African youths and indeed the whole world.

Is the "bolded" suppose to be a sarcasm or an attempt at acerbity?

...or both?

I suspect Gani Adams is fuckin' Bianca Ojukwu?

Does anyone agree with my gut feeling?

Nobleval: so?

...so you Igbos should learn to show some respect and subservience to your hosts, the Yorubas!

Stop the chest-beating too if you don't want what happened in 1967 in Lagos to repeat itself!

You wonder why they keep trooping to the South west in large amounts?

That's ONE of the reasons.

A Flatty again?

Which sane individual goes to an Igbo-overseen church, by the way?

TonySpike: Four convicted drug traffickers– Asirah Onyongha, Chinonso Onuchukwu, Bala Garba and Okafor Tochukwu – have been sentenced to 42 years in prison by federal high courts in the country.



For more info, read http://www.punchng.com/news/four-get-42-years-imprisonment-for-drug-trafficking/

Has Chinonso Dike, aka Chino done a change of name? Where's the affidavit?

...just wondering! It's none of my business, anyways!

TonySpike: The PUNCH learnt that the first convict, who hails from Cross River State, had been arrested and prosecuted for cultivating drugs and dealing in hemp, while Onuchukwu and Garba who are indigenes of Nasarawa and Niger states respectively, were charged for peddling cannabis.

For more info, read http://www.punchng.com/news/four-get-42-years-imprisonment-for-drug-trafficking/

Onuchukwu, an indigene of Nasarawa state?

Igbos...claiming other People's territory since the enactment of the Clifford constitution in 1922!

Awon were!

I would have loved to comment on this thread but such a comment would seem monotonous and routine. Same statements every time!

All I can say is...

Awon aye ti saa si awon Omo Yiibo!...Awon aiye ti ge egun fun awon omo Yiibo!

Ogun idile n ja won!...Won ti se epe fun won!

I like weed, though!