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rationalmind: In everything, give thanks to Almighty God.

God has a reason for making her like that

Just give Me one good reason!

echobee: Pretty girl. God u re great.

What figure of Speech is that?

If there's really a "God" up there, I think that was an unpardonable, costly Gaffe from him!

I suggest an Euthanasia!

She should be taken out of her Misery...to a better place!

50calibre: Most of these heavily edited photos give the impression of lagos as a first world city. The reality is a far cry from these.

It's necessary to show the different sides so we can really put things into perspective.

See below, the other side of lagos
Hard life!!

Numbskull, there are Slums everywhere in the world!

Even in Newyork and California! Paris and London! Tokyo and Beijing...

But really, can't some Motherfuckers read through a thread and gain some useful insights without commenting! Must you fuckin' comment?

...See as you wan take derail this beautiful thread!

Oloshi!

#TeamTheNetherlands...

Ko sere rara!

Let the battle begin...

"I'm sure the Brazilians would just wish the grounds will open and swallow them all..." - Commentator


...see coded stylish insults! That Commentator na certified, corporate Comedian! I no fit laugh finish last Night!

"Oscar just scored a goal but he sure wouldn't be winning an Oscar tonight" - Commentator

Iykopee: Find a beta job rather than wasting ur life away on SPORT BET.

See this Foolish small boy!

Did I tell you I'm jobless?

FYI, I not only play Sports bet, I play Premier Lotto (Baba Ijebu) and I also trade Forex! I'm an Expert Gambler and some People earn their livelihoods solely by Gambling...

Aside My Monthly salary which is an earned income, I also have streams of unearned income.

You think say na Salary dem dey use buy Ferrari?...You must be a frustrated Bastard!

Abi na Deeper Life you dey go? Don't ever quote me again in your miserable Life if you don't have anything sensible to say!

Oloshi!

anago18: 0merta my brother up Germany. happy for your winning too.

Ah! Baba!

Mo ti je Sports bet! About 80K!

How I wish say today na Friday...

Aye nlo sha anyhow!

As the second half begins, the Germans should please temper Justice with Mercy!

customized07: not at all, for a drink. I stay @ eric moore road. I knw wole madariola street, its off enitan street, we can get to hook up one of these days.

You be real Surulere Guy! Cool!

E get one coded hotel wey those Ashawo girls dey dey for Eric moore road! About 6 or 7 blocks entering from Bode Thomas on the right hand side, before Government College! I dey reach that side well well!...Rita Lori and 38 for Ogunsanya sef!

I go PM you any weekend wey I get chance, but I won't take any chances. I dey come with My crew and one of them has a licensed Gun!

customized07: guy, you don't need to tell your biography to a lousy yoriba man.

"If you got it, better flaunt it..." - Tupac

customized07: 0merta, I heard you stay in surulere, what part of surulere are you? I need to really knw these id1ots I quote everyday, these mor0ns that comes here everyday to form carlos slim. I swear

Must you always insult Someone?

I stay in Aguda, Surulere! Wole Madariola street, to be exact!

You wanna come for a drink or for a Fight?

Which?

NoreenUG: Wrong again. I graduated at 22 in 2005, was retained at my NYSC place of work (the bank) in 2007, got my MA in Economics in 2010.
That's a masters degree in economics with 7 years working experience (8 if you add my NYSC year), plus an MCSA (microsoft certified solutions associate).
Enjoy your match sha.
I don't watch if Nigeria isn't playing.

What an impressive Resume!

In 2005, I was in My third year in the University, so e be like say you be My Aunty o!

Me wey dey fumble since sef, I don't even have a Master's degree , but My 3 Professional qualifications could make up for a Master's. What do you think? I've been thinking of a Master's sha...

Abeg, try watch the match o! Germany must win! Abeg support them. I've got My Arsenal Players there! Ozil, Mertersacker and Podolski...Besides, I placed an online bet on Germany winning and the stake's quite high!

NoreenUG: the buffoon has just tripped and fallen on his own vomit once again without knowing it, all thanks to his ignorance. clearly, ur only understanding of the word "banker" begins and ends with the image of a desk cashier. Shows just how dumb u are

again, i hate to break ur heart, but banking IS my passion, and economics IS my field. That's the course i chose in school, and that's the field i'm excelling at. If you were to be offered any bank job, it would be the role of a janitor, because that's the only area you can excel at, because we all know bums are the only ones who make empty brags on the internet.
You got your CFA, your ACA and your HIV at 22. i'm very happy for you indeed as you make your claims right from your mother's basement, but bragging is not what i do. that habit is reserved for loudmouth brokeasses your ilk who sit here doing nothing but trolling 24-7.
Congratulations my boy, i nwere ACA. Almajiri Comprehensive Accreditation.

I see you have just a B.Sc in Economics, with like 5 years banking experience max! I pass you jooor, Nwanyi oma! Really, You are below Me in the professional world!

I really have to go now sha but I must confess, you're smart! You're really really smart and I've always loved smart Ladies!...but you seemed to have gone over the edge by stereotyping all Yorubas as dumb in your first post. That got on My nerves, you know...I've got a lot of smart Igbo Pals too, so I would never refer to Igbos as dumb! You Guys are fuckin' smart, you know...

I need to hit the road straight away! Brazil, Germany Semi-final match beckons!...and Lagos traffic?

And you know what, I'm utterly and heartily sorry for the insults. It's Nairaland, you know. A Faceless forum and $h!t happens!

Am I forgiven?

Peace...

Kachifo!

customized07: lol, look at this frog bragging about being a chartered financial analyst. Your low life family can never attain what my family has, idiot, I have your mates in my family that are professors tutoring nitwits like you with several professional qualifications you can never get till you die. Because you managed to get a CFA qualification yesterday, you come to nairaland today to announce it. Lemme ask you, how much in total did it cost you to get the qualification. Ode.

You don sharperly consult Google, abi?

Anyway, you can be a CFA too, Okay? Give it a try! It ain't too hard...

customized07: keep acting like a typical yoruba by stupidly thinking you have what others don't have, myopic 1diot.

I'm not that dumb to think some other Persons don't possess the qualifications I have...I specifically referred to you and your Bloods!

Fool, I've got a lot of smart Igbo Friends, you know!

...With your recent rants, you don't seem like a smart Chap! Neither do you seem to have come from a "smart" home.

You seem to have the IQ of a Lizard!

Evergreen123: When it cones to going to good and expensive schools, u still don't come near igbos.
The fact that u don't even afford education says a lot .
Go to Oyo, osun, ekiti, ondo and get my point.
Osun public schools are filled with dumb children, them no know book at all.
Understand English? for where?
smh

And yet one of them is a Cowbell Mathematics Scholar...

Ngozi, o goo gan o!

You are just so dumb!

Evergreen123: Do they use IQ of students to rate universities?
see this one

Are you still that dumb to know that majority of the Students, Lecturers and Professors in SW Universities are Yoruba?

customized07: CFA-convention of farming animals, mumu, anyi ga ju onye.

I'm sure Nobody in your entire lineage and extended Family has an ACA, talk less of a CFA!

Evergreen123: Which extreme, the cowbell thing?
Have u seen the last years pz cussons results for chemistry?
Dude, u ppl are dumb.
Accept it that way.
I didn't publish it cos I take it as a sporadic thing, it might be the turn of another state next year.
But jamb n common entrance don't lie.
U don't have technocrats in ur region, SMh.
job seekers

How about getting 54% slots in the 2014 Presidential Scholarship Scheme for Innovation and Development (PRESSID), with the rest of Nigeria sharing the remaining 46%?

How about the annual NUC ranking of Nigerian Universities?

Would you still call us dumb, Aunty Ngozi?

Evergreen123: just because of that cowbell test, u want to erase the fact that SE has the highest cut off marks in the country?
Y are they reducing cut offs to accommodate ur dumb IQ s
U ppl are dumb biko.
Whoever told u u have got the best schools in Nigeria, keep on living in old glory.
That's how u would have carried on 'we are more educated ' mantra, till we busted the lies from all angles

Highest cut-off marks into Unity Schools...

Unity Schools of old glory!

Wouldn't you rather send your Kid to Atlantic Hall than to FGC, Umuahia?

You're so dumb, Ngozi!

NoreenUG: eiyaaa. The omo ale is pained
take heartm but it is the truth and the bitter truth, and it must be said.

but contrary to ur ignorant assertions, there are THOUSANDS of Yoruba people here in enugu. Infact, yoruba is the 2nd largest ethnic group in enugu, and they're second only to the igbos. do ur research boy. the majority of them are migrants from ogun state if u don't know.
but just like i've already said, the majority of them are crying over "marginalization". The so called marginalization in this case is due to the lack of quota system to help their lazy bums, so all they do is howl from the pages of their newspapers.
And for the record, of course u wouldn't live in owerri, aba or any of those eastern towns, because u wouldn't even make it there. The competitive nature of those places would simply relegate ur useless ass to the gutter of unemployment. even the cut-off marks to their colleges would be too high for u, just as figures have shown Anambra and Imo to have the highest admission cut-offs in their unity schools at 139 and 138 respectively while ur ekiti state (the fountain of expired rice) is at 119, so tell me how u would ever make it in the east. The people are too fast paced for dullards like u.

And as for ur story about having igbo friends? good for u. but even with the large population of yorubas here, i don't keep any as friends. I'm very cautious about the kind of people i roll with, and Oluwole certificate holding riff-raffs don't make the cut.

Do you have a GRASP of the Yoruba language or not, Mgbeke? ...I happy say I don teach you small "Engrish" today...

Nairaland is indeed a mammoth Leveller. Imagine this Mgbeke, hustling 7am - 9pm Banker telling Me I won't make it in Aba or Owerri!

Lemme brag a bit...

Do you know what it means to be a CFA? Google is always your friend. I control ACAs, B!tch!...had My ACA at age 22!

I rejected Bank works you seem to be proud of. If I were to work in your bank, you dare not apply to be My Clerk!

Well, while the Igbos are at the forefront of the highest cut-off marks and JAMB enrollment, Yorubas seem to be making it at the other extreme...Check My last post!

B!tch!

Evergreen123: For the dolt that said yorubas don't go to the east, they went to Onitsha and peter obi had mercy on their poor souls and gave them land.

I see you find it herculean to understand simple English!

Check My post again.

I was actually in Owerri late last year for an Audit Assignment...A town of cheap Igbo Prostitutes!

Evergreen123: I know that ur ppl are too dumb.
Who the hell watches ur crappy films, do u think that with those ridiculous subtitles, one cam learn ur language?
U ppl shd upgrade so that at least more yorubas can even watch them not to talk of other ppl.
He might have dumb Yoruba friends who thought him whatever he said.
U all suck.

What's your definition of "dumb", Igbo girl?

Getting 54% slots in the 2014 Presidential Scholarship Scheme for Innovation and Development (PRESSID), with the rest of Nigeria sharing the remaining 46%?

Sweeping all the awards in the 2014 Cowbell National Mathematics Competition?

Having the best Schools in the whole of the Federation?

...and lots more!

I really wanna know your definition of "dumb", Miss Everdumb123!

NoreenUG: olodo number 1. Stop worsening your case. you've brought enough embarrassment to yourself already. quit digging your own hole.

U talk about the number of my kinsmen who have their WAEC fees paid by the lagos state government? do u know the number of ur hungry kinsmen who besiege the enugu state government house yearly, begging the governor to sponsor their hajj trips?
as a matter of fact, a thread on the issue was opened some time ago, spanning about 13 pages. I can dig it up for you if you want, coz that is concrete fact, unlike the baseless rubbish u're spewing right now.
just say the word. I'm ready.

and secondly, sorry to burst ur bubble once again, but i don't have any yoruba friends, and i don't plan on having any.
The "omo ale jatijati" u speak of is a common phrase used even on nairaland and twitter, just like "Chinekeeee", "Igweee", "Ewu", "Anuofia" and "Onye Ara".
you can run a local search on it to confirm for urself. didn't need a tutor for that one, dumbo. sorry to break ur heart.

Lool! I say "omo ale jatijati" and the dimwit quickly assumes i live and school in their wretched godless region.
So if i should say "gracias" (spanish for 'thanks'), that would also mean i live in spain, feed from spaniards and attend spanish public schools, right?
lol. Yoruba people will never cease to amuse me with their ignorance and stup1dity.

How would you have Yoruba friends when you've lived in the SE all your Life? Which rational Yoruba goes to the SE to reside, except of course, due to the exigencies of work or something...

Wetin I wan go do for Owerri or Aba if work no carry me go there?

FYI, I've got a lot of Igbo Pals and girlfriends; Niggers and damsels who always wished they were Yoruba...Lagos seems to be a Haven sort of to them!...like a second home.

I see your grasp of the English language is minimal. How can you say you have a grasp of the Yoruba language and one of the few phrases and words you seem to fathom is Omo Ale jatijati. I'm sure you don't even know the meaning and you said you have a grasp of the language. Get a good dictionary and check out the meaning of Grasp...

Mgbeke feeling funky!

zeongeon: People should free d igbos its d NIGERIAN ARMY doing the detaining and raiding not the BIAFRAN ARMY.

BIAFRAN ARMY

Memories...

Bad Memories!

I reserve My comment...

NoreenUG: truly truly, you yorubas are dumb. and not just dumb, but with low IQs. this explains your low test scores in every national exam.

according to the news, the imams were arrested by soldiers, were they not? now tell me, are the soldiers exclusively igbo?
who controls the army if not the federal government? now tell me, who makes up the federal government? just igbos?

pls, it's not too difficult to pull ur heads out of ur asses u know.

NoreenUG: well, sorry to disappoint you mor0n, but i'm from Obowo (Imo state), i live in enugu, schooled in nsukka (UNN) and work as a banker in enugu.
not a single role does ur ritualist enclave of the South West play in my life, and it will remain that way.
u yoruba m0rons are ever so deluded u think because there are igbos everywhere, u're doing them some kind of favour?
if it must also interest u, in addition to my grasp of the yoruba language, i can also speak hausa, french and portuguese languages, and i didn't have to achieve those feats by ever stepping a foot in their lands...
i did it with the aid of that little thing called SCHOOL, u dumb, deluded yoruba village ignoramus.

Wow! Clap for yourself! For your mind, you don talk, abi?

If only you knew how many of your Kinsmen have had their WAEC fees paid by an education-loving Lagos state Government since 1999, you wouldn't come online to conclude that all Yorubas are dumb just 'cos one in millions of them irked you!

By the way, bawo ni o se gbo Yoruba na? How did you get to learn the language if you hadn't been interacting with "dumb" Yoruba friends or watching "dumb" Yoruba films?

Doesn't that make you dumb yourself? I thought smart People ain't suppose to fraternize with "dumb" Folks!

You don't stereotype, fuckin' B!tch!

Oloriburuku! Olobo 10 kobo...

Chino72: Which South-Waste? Be specific!

The last I checked Igbos does not live in mud house! Entire yolobarland was built up with red earth mud block and rusted zinc. For health reasons Igbos do not survive in such environment.

Igbos are only in Lagos which is an FG enclave and a no man's land therefore it is no yolobarland lest it will be another slum as ibadam!

Your question and response is just too dumb to deserve an answer!

Try something else, Schmuck!