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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's Mansion In Banana Island (Photo) by 0merta(m): 8:42am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Money good sha... |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's Mansion In Banana Island (Photo) by 0merta(m): 8:39am On Oct 16, 2015 |
ellabooz: Kini oponu yii n so? By the way, to all the b!tches out there who think the only way to amass wealth is via the dirty, stinking hole at the meeting of their thighs, you all can take a cue from the tenacity and doggedness of Linda. I vividly remember her years back in my "Yahoo yahoo" days in a cafe somewhere in Surulere. When boys dey search for maga those years, I think she was always coming to update her fledgling blog then. Nobody send her that year. Now she don hammer pass all of us! 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Benson Idahosa And Bishop David Oyedepo Pictured Together by 0merta(m): 9:42am On Jun 21, 2015 |
Oyedepo...before the tithes and offerings started pouring in... Owo elepo, owo alata, owo oniyo, owo oniru... Nigerian Pastors scamming Nigerians since the 1842 arrival of Thomas Birch Freeman in Badagry, Lagos state... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Biafra: Igbos Una Don Come Again. by 0merta(m): 9:00am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Biafra: Igbos Una Don Come Again. by 0merta(m): 8:52am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Ishilove: Emi ni nonsense man? Ti n ba gba oju e... You banned my other moniker about 3 weeks ago and na that moniker I dey like use well well... Abeg, unban am before I send my boys to you! I'm serious o... |
Politics / Re: Biafra: Igbos Una Don Come Again. by 0merta(m): 8:47am On Jun 20, 2015 |
lygn19: Guy, you still dey NL? |
Politics / Re: Biafra: Igbos Una Don Come Again. by 0merta(m): 8:47am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Ishilove: If I catch you, Ishilove... You think it's cool banning people anyhow, abi? Nonsense girl! |
Family / Re: See What A Girl Posted About Sex, Spirituality & Marriage On Facebook by 0merta(m): 9:44pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
adeekiti: I just dey imagine how Pastor E.A Adeboye go dey act, look and feel when he wan release sperm...and the style wey e dey use fucck hin wife. I doubt if he does "Pussyy-finger!ng" and cunnilingus though. 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by 0merta(m): 8:05pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
cococandy: I'm surprised this is coming from cococandy. I know you as a pretty, smart girl. E be like say you don smoke igbo today! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by 0merta(m): 7:21pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
That reminds me of Patience Jonathan. Has anyone heard from her? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Hiring - Bsc+ Msc by 0merta(m): 5:31am On Jun 11, 2015 |
In solidarity with the teeming population of jobless Nigerian youths with Nigerian certificates, I'm closing my Access Bank account ASAP. Who's with me on this? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by 0merta(m): 11:29am On Jun 10, 2015 |
elijah24: You fall sick 'cos of an unfaithful, certified wh0re? You must be a real B!tch-ass Nigger! 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At Heathrow In London Without The Bowler Hat (Photo) by 0merta(m): 4:02pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At Heathrow In London Without The Bowler Hat (Photo) by 0merta(m): 4:01pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Jigsawkillah [the Holocaust] by 0merta(m): 3:35pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Freemanan: I'm sure that was what Mr. John Smith told Eminem in 1991. Today, Eminem's fame and wealth will make Mr. Smith wish he had been a Rapper. Mr. Freemanan, don't look down on anyone's hustle. Not everyone's gonna be an Investment banker or a Nuclear Physicist. Back to the topic... My vote goes to Jigsawkillah...baaad lines there! 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Religion / Re: Gospel Singer Sinach Is PREGNANT! (Photos) by 0merta(m): 6:38pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
I suspect Pastor Chris Oyakhilome is responsible for the pregnancy. My suspicion, though! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Idimu, Lagos (photos) by 0merta(m): 8:06am On Jun 06, 2015 |
biafransoul: Fl@theaded Soul... The bad events are spill-overs of the ineptitude of the past administration. I really know you are still pained knowing a "Dullard" lords over you and your "erudite" family. Well, you've got to live with it for the next 4 years. But remember, suicide should never be an option. |
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Idimu, Lagos (photos) by 0merta(m): 8:04am On Jun 06, 2015 |
Health / Re: How A Baby Is Formed In The Womb In Pictures by 0merta(m): 11:14am On May 31, 2015 |
I refuse to believe I was once like this.
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Health / Re: How A Baby Is Formed In The Womb In Pictures by 0merta(m): 11:02am On May 31, 2015 |
mydex93: When I analyze the complex, mind-boggling systematic process involved in the formulation, I begin to ponder the existence of an omnipotent "God" somewhere. ...but when I think of other issues I wouldn't want to mention here, I still think the idea of a "God" is illusory. Even if a "God" once existed, I think he died a long time ago. |
Politics / Re: Buhari, VP Fail To Declare Assets Publicly. by 0merta(m): 8:15am On May 31, 2015 |
barcanista: Declare assets publicly before inauguration Mr. Man, I know you are smart. Believe me, I read your posts on NL and I know you've got something up there. It's understandable if prejudice and bias would smear your sense of reasoning, but communicating such prejudiced opinion would either make people think you smoke weed or have psychotic tantrums. And to think some gullible people liked your posts... 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari, VP Fail To Declare Assets Publicly. by 0merta(m): 7:55am On May 31, 2015 |
cramjones: I was the first to like your post but I disagree with you on the issue of insulting the office of the President online. I'm very sure you never hesitated in insulting ex-president GEJ anytime he goofed. Please, allow Nigerians to vent their anger and frustrations anyhow they wish even if it means insulting PMB's mother's Pusssy. You think it's easy surviving in this country of ours? Meanwhile, I'm sure the declaration of assets of the President and his vice would be released to the press sometimes next week. I'm very confident of that. 14 Likes |
Politics / Re: 100 Days From Today: What Nigerians Expect From Buhari by 0merta(m): 12:14pm On May 30, 2015 |
Politics / Re: 100 Days From Today: What Nigerians Expect From Buhari by 0merta(m): 9:16am On May 30, 2015 |
I know a lot of Fl@theads, TANoids and GEJites are still pained knowing PMB is their new President. Time heals wounds...I hope and pray you guys recover very soon. Please, you guys should also pray Buhari excels as his success means a better Nigeria in the years ahead. Thank you! 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Nigerians, Behold Your New President, Muhammadu Buhari (pictures) by 0merta(m): 11:11am On May 29, 2015 |
PRYCE: You've got to come to grips with the realities on ground. Buhari is not only your President, but a President to the whole of your household and extended family. Oloshi! 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: List Of Winners At AMVCA 2015 by 0merta(m): 8:56am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Kunle Afolayan's "October 1st" scooped most of the awards, including the best director and overall best movie. I thought these Flat-heads said they own Nollywood. Well, in terms of quantity and sub-standard movies, I give it to them. But when it comes to producing world-class, high-quality movies, the likes of Kunle Afolayan and Tunde Kelani come to mind. 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pres.GEJ And Patience Jonathan Hit The Gym Ahead Of Abuja Jogging Today(photos) by 0merta(m): 8:52am On Mar 07, 2015 |
beatsbug: Are you aware he's someone's father? |
Politics / Re: Pres.GEJ And Patience Jonathan Hit The Gym Ahead Of Abuja Jogging Today(photos) by 0merta(m): 8:45am On Mar 07, 2015 |
The luckiest couple in the world. 2 Likes |
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