₦airaland Forum

customized13: lagos is no man's land and I don't wanna meet anybody again since the last one was a flop. Period

Nigger, Lagos is actually some People's state of Origin, just as Osun is mine.

A lot of people out there have Lagos Island, Eti Osa (Victoria Island and Ikoyi), Ibeju-Lekki, Badagry, Epe, Ikorodu, et al as their Local Government Area, just as I claim Ilesha West LGA of Osun state.

Even the Surulere wey you dey live, you no know say na person Village?...Some Lagos Islanders were actually resettled in Shitta, Surulere by the Government in the 80's, if I ain't mistaken; that's the reason Shitta is also called New Lagos...

Lagos has always had a Yoruba King since the 15th century, a period when Igbos were still living like Animals. So saying Lagos is a No Man's land is not only disrespecting the indigenes of the state but also their Ancestors...

Guy, no go open mouth any how for Lagos talk say "Lagos is a no Man's land". You can always say that on Nairaland since it's Faceless...

customized13: next time you come to my area.

Customized13, how about Me representing Ilugunboy this time around?

You know I stay in Surulere and I know you stay in Surulere too!

How about a date somewhere in Shitta, Surulere...Small London area or Lemo...Choose anyone!...or any fuckin' place in Surulere!

Next weekend. What do you think?

All I want for you to do is just show up with your fellow Igbos and declare that "Lagos is a No Man's Land"...and watch what happens thereafter!

Do we have a deal?

Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola all the way...

Who needs a thieving, murderous Motherfuccker at the helm of affairs in My beloved state of Osun?

Ours is state of "Omoluabis"...

anago90: oku meta te mi o fi pe ogba ooo!!! baba shi le yin ooo. bawo ni ilu eko shey e gbadun ara yin sha. ko si ede to da to ede yoruba . the APC campaign yesterday witness the best users of the language. oju lo wo omo Yoruba ni awa ara osun.

Cool!

Ilu Eko waa o. Ise n lo daada. Bawo ni ilu Abuja? Ise nko? Awon Omoge nko?

Ero okan mi ni wipe kii awon ara Osun jade lopo lopo lati wa teka fun Ogbeni Aregbesola ni ojo Abameta ti o n bo yii...

Osun a dara!

Yeske2: We know you are 19 years but you spoke well sha. Gbogbo re ti ye wa.

Do you need lessons in the Yoruba language? You seem to have a penchant for the language! Cool!

FYI, 19 is Mokandinlogun...

anago90: oro agba mo ti gbo ti yin oo. emi o ti e fe soro si ikan to sele ni ibiyin nitoripe ko kan wa. oloriburuku kan ninu won lo tan ohun si mi lai she ikankan. mo ti gbo ti yin sha. oduduwa a gbe wa ooo.

Emi o ki n se Agbalagba lo titi beyen o!

Omo Mokandinlogbon odun ni mi. Eyin gan ti e le ju mi lo gan...

I swear, Bro, I hope for a Yoruba Nation/Country where the Yoruba language will be the Lingua franca. The pleasure and gratification I derive from speaking and writing Yoruba is exceedingly inexplicable!

Anago Baba! J'aiye ori e loo!

anago90: where all y'all mofos come spar with your chi(anago) and get exterminated for charity and get your arteries bursted with a green vodka bottle.

Anago, eyan Mi...

Ko n se gbogbo igba ni o ye ki o ma ba awon Omo Alaileko yii maa paaro eebu ati eta inu...

Igba mi, waa fi won le kii won ma ba ara won soro! Ti won baa ri esi lati awa Omo Yoruba, o ma sun won. O de ma tun dun won gan...

Se o gbo, Padi Mi?

Waa shere!

Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola...

Ipinle Osun oo ni baje!

Olucheye: God bless, let's start from the first step which is??
Does Madam Alison have daughters??

Sure, she has.

But I doubt if any of her Kids school or live in Nigeria.

Na Ivy League schools for US you go find them. The likes of Harvard, MIT, Caltech, Yale, et al. Even if dem dey live for Nigeria, na highbrow places dem go dey live. So the surest place to find such girls na for Night clubs or church.

If na Night club, play your game well well. Dress well. Talk well. Buy expensive drinks for club.

If na church sef, just act well sha! You never can tell. She fit gree your own.

Olucheye: My Only Question Is This; How Does One Enter Into The Play Of The Oil&Gas Industry.

GEJ and Diezani Alison-Madueke both have daughters, I'm sure. Try and get one of them...

Research and figure out where she schools, works or hangs out most times...Befriend her, woo her, become lovers with her, fucck her well (Use your tongues too) and hope these steps lead to marriage.

Once you Guys are married, implore and cajole her parents as their Son-in-law to give you an Oil-importing licence. With their signatures, minutes and phone calls, DPR and PPPRA go give you licence sharp sharp. Raise Venture capital and Loans through their influences and contacts, and Man, you are into the Oil and gas business as an Oil Importer and Marketer.

If you need a Feasibility study/Report on the business, I can help you out. You go pay sha o!

All these things no go easy o, but you can give it a try!

slydog: Banega is still a student. I don't know the meaning of that word you used there o. Buh I still don't mind, I love the babe.
So are there implications for marrying osu?

There are adverse implications when a Freeborn Igbo marries an Osu Igbo. When their bloods mix in "holy matrimony" , the freeborn automatically becomes an Osu and will forever be treated like an Outcast. They would both be restricted to a specific, minimal rung in the social and political Ladder...

On the other hand, when a Yoruba like you marries an Osu like Banega, nothing go happen at all! Na to dey enjoy her "Otuu Ocha" dey go...and live happily ever after!

slydog: Who says Banega is osu? Whether she's osu or not, me am ofe mmnanu, I don't mind, only if she will accept me. I too like igbo gurls,independent and enterprising.
Banega, am waiting o

Check out her Picture in her profile!

Osus are known to be successful and their Ladies, very pulchritudinous!

Isn't she too beautiful to be a "Freeborn"?

Banega, don't bother thanking Me for the compliments!

Slydog, ti oo ba ti ni minimum of one billion naira ninu Bank account e, gbagbe ni pa omo Banega yen!

banega: Representing Owerri here •

How come Banega was denied the golden opportunity of marrying her rich, handsome Heartthrob, now Ex, Chukwuemeka, despite hailing from the same Village in Imo state, simply because She's Osu?...good to know She's moved on with her Life.

And what moves are the 21st century, enlightened, caste-system-hating Igbos making to stem this tide in Igboland?

...Or has this barbaric, unbiblical, ungodly and despicably loathsome practice come to stay in Alaigbo?

I need responses, please!

Descartes: I can see a lot of Ndiofe hovering around this beautiful thread like vultures

Shebi na your Papa buy MB for them, abi?

Or aren't they free to view any thread on the Website created by their Kinsman, Seun Osewa again?

O dan pe o ti ya Were!

aminho: somebody shout GOD IS GREAT

The boy was great for donating his Organs!

If your "God" was great, he'd have healed the lil' boy of his Brain Cancer...



I'm sure the boy was an Atheist, like most Chinese...so stop attaching your helpless and useless "God" to the feats of this awesome, humane lil' boy...

Respect, Baba!

I feel like worshipping this lil' Hero!

KwoiZabo: God! this is crazy. God plz let this end
I just called a friend and they said its not a car bomb but likely a parcel bomb cos the explosion is not so loud. God help us.

God is dead!...



He died a very long time ago.

chinolization: Yes oo..I claim it oo

Who will ever deny being Chris Brown or Usher?

For your mind?

You sef laff as you talk am finish!

Were!

chinolization: O boy, I will like to claim this pix oo..

This is chino. I claim it oo..

...good you've confirmed it's you!

chinolization: I used to rub powder the fault is from your end!

Did you rub powder in this Pic too?

chinolization:

I mean so that people could recognize who is there..

Try rub powder next time you wan snap picture na!

chinolization: Don't you know that yolobass are fake muslims? even their hausa cousins does not regard them..

Olodo!

Igbo Man!

chinolization: Wow..I even got 10 yolobar girls by just showing them my pix..

Can you make the pix a little clear so we can see it wella!

Guy, that pic clear well well!

Na your "worroworr-ness" make e be like say e no too clear!

Guy, you resemble "Akpan"!

chinolization: Yes oo

Chino is a celeb in the land of ofemmmanuu..

Now look at your champion..

And you think you are more good-looking than the Guy you think is Anago9010?

Those Aba Girls dey decieve you, seriously!

chinolization: Yolobass are wicked, why did they leave eggy to be slaughtered here alone. Nobody is helping him out!

This is a show of backstabbing, they brought you here and left you behind..

But really, is this you, Chino?

OdenigboAroli: You mean I should show you when to capitalize your letters....I thought Awolowo free education covered that?
May trailer wipe out all your generation if you were wrong...
Scratched face inglisi teacher....Cone headed monkey!

Capitalization?

Guy, shey you know say you be MUMU?