₦airaland Forum

T3Amo:
not everyone idolises bosoms like you. There are way more important things/attributes in life than bosoms. Smdh

You talk from the perspective of a lady.

You'll never full understand the power and capabilities of a firm, big pair of bre@sts till you reincarnate as a man in your next life...

Adiwana:
then if hes rap song aint popular,that means he aint a rapper.check phyno for eg..Alobam,man of the year are pure rap songs but its popular..Eminem ''rap god'' is pure rap buh popular

So you think the fact that his non-rap songs get more raves than his rap songs makes him less of a Rapper?

Olamide is a Rapper!

I have a lot of proofs to buttress my postulation. Okay?

Adiwana:
huhhhh!! U speak my mind bro..ave always argued this wit my friends,Olamide is not a rapper.hes a singer..even banky w trows punch lines more than olamide..hes just overhyped

His rap songs aren't popular. The "non-rap" ones are.

If you know the ingredients of real rap music, then you should know Olamide could be regarded as a "Rapper" in the strict sense of the word.

Get his albums and listen to the tracks one by one. He has some cool rap songs therein.

Lest I forget, download his "Voice of the street" and listen carefully! That's rap, you know! Real cool Yoruba rap!

Collynzo22:
Instead of Okorocha to do more to attract investors and give more Imo indigenes the opportunities to live a good life in Imo state, he is shamelessly sending buses to Lagos to bring them back for christmas and go back after.
Why can't he make Imo state so good that the traffic will be the other way round?
Shameless man.

Collynzo22, you are a big Fool!

Your people have been leaving their enclaves to other regions since time immemorial, even during the days of Sam Mbakwe.

So why blame Rochas for the innately peripatetic nature of Igbos?

Abeg, try get sense small!

ireneony:
his rap is not commercial, he should try and listen to his fans. Sometimes is good to follow the trend,so that he will not be left out. I know he has punch line but not badder than vector or m.i.
His music sound all the same and his music lack growth.

What do you know about Rap music?

M.I? Vector? Punchlines? Now listen to me, B!tch...

He would have gone commercial if he wanted to. He chose the "hard-core" sub-genre and stuck to it.

A lot of underground Rappers out there in the states were better than Tupac and Biggie but chose not to "come out". A lot are better than Nas, Jay-Z, Rick ross but still choose not to come out of their shells.

There're codes that guide underground rappers, you know. Codes you'd never fathom!

jazzy4naija:
this is d 2nd time d mods r showing bias i posted this same topic about 3 days ago but it didnt make front page https://www.nairaland.com/2056591/music-gave-me-fame-not maybe there is a secret i dont know #diarisgodooo

Is there any monetary award if one's thread makes the front page?

Your mates dey use internet catch Mugu, you dey there dey find front page!

Ode!

Darkrebel:
e.g -- give example to club banging song tupac did..

people go just dey formulate mumu lie up and down..chai

A lot, Nigger!

Mr D.J, please play me "How do you want it"...

He died on board a private jet? A private jet?

Now where is that Motherfuccker called "God" when you really need him? Why couldn't he save the Munroe family when they needed him the most?

"God knows best", the gullible Jesus aficionados will say to console themselves.

"God" is non-existent and if he does exist, then he must be a petty, unjust, unforgiving, vindictive, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic and capriciously malevolent Motherfuccker!

Eneze1:
I hope you have all the qaulities you listed above?

No, I don't...and I'm sure no woman alive has all the qualities I listed...Abi you get them?

I only tried to buttress the fact that I will never get married.

duerap:
First of all let me state up front that i am a married man with two kids. That been said, now lets get to the point, i did not read the entire passage but going through some of the first points raised by the OP, i must say i absolutely concour with what the writer has to say.

Marriage is over rated! Don't get me wrong, i am not saying marriage is not good. It is good for those who want it (like me) but it is absolutely over rated. Marriage is more of an act of obedience to nature, not the fulfillment of a glorious fantasy as thought by so many. If you must get married, prepare to discipline yourself and adhere to the reality of the circumstances explained by the OP. It is only on this understanding that it is a responsibility that it can survive.

Keep it real and simple. Don't be forced into it. Get fully convinced that you really want to be in it forever, no matter what, because it is a sacrifice not a bed of roses. That way you'll will not only enjoy the ride but will also be at peace with everything - career, your living environment, your earnings (big or just enough) etc.

Finally, marriage is not a must. If you dont want it, it's okay - it does not make you half a man or less of a man. You can be great without a woman in your life. And it is also a fact that without your own children, your name can aslo be immortalised by your greatness or noble deeds.
So, it's up to you to make a choice. Either way, you can stamp your feet on the indelible sand of time with or without marriage.

I feel you, Bro!

You too much!

Marriage is sure overrated in this part of the world.

I'm the kind of Nigger that loves being alone...that loves revelling in the depths of solitude and I've made up my mind a long time ago NOT to "walk down any fuckin' aisle"...

There are exceptions to all rules though. I'd gladly get married if she's a Virgin, possesses a doctorate degree from Harvard or Ox-bridge, has the qualities to knock Kim Kardashian into a cocked hat, with respect to pulchritude and voluptuousness...and finally has the capability to defeat Magnus Carlsen and Garry Kasparov in a game of Chess...

If I jam this kain woman ehn, I wouldn't only walk down the aisle with her with every cell of my heart...I'd show her boundless love, give her my all...and suck her Pu$$ie even when she's menstruating.

But the question is...this kain woman dey?

SINGLE till I die!

irunobo2:
U must be mad Holyghost fire and thunger plus lightning strike your parents dead

Oloshi!

Holyghost fire lo ma jo irun obo Iyalaya e!

ToyozzieTohBad:
am only wishing him more success in life.... because without him you wont be here using the whole on ur head wrongly

Why not wish your brothers or boyfriend success, instead of Seun?

And who told my life depends of Seun's Nairaland?

Psylas:
I heard Luck Dube was killed by Nigerians, na true?

Na lie!

My Man, Lucky Dube was actually killed 'cos the Murderers, who were South Africans mistook him for a Nigerian, not knowing he was one of their heroes.

A case of mistaken identity!

YungwizzzyPt7:
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic). Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of lives positively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows.

This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Example of her speeches include:

* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
* My husband and Sambo IS good people.
* I rather KILL myself than to commit SUICIDE.
* My fellow widows.
* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
* My husband is the best coupe on earth.
* The doctors are responding to treatment.
* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. *Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood stil lives on.
* Na only you waka come?
* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o...

Please support and honour our first lady by sharing to all

She's stupendously wealthy and influential!

To me, those are the most vital criteria; Money and Power!...and I envy her for that.

By the way, shey Queen Elizabeth sabi speak Igbo?...Abi Obama gbo Yoruba?

jcflex:
from your write up nw, tell me where is the need for minister of. when we have the PS and Dirs to work round clock to assist the minister as the case maybe, and finally report to him.

let call a spade a spade
we dnt nid any minister of state, it simply what we nigerians can rise up to, they should stop lavishly our resource the way they like at out own detriment.
as simple as that

I resemble GEJ?

May be you should consider voting PDP out come February 14th, 2015.

No be say I support Buhari 100% ooo, but I think Nigeria needs a change of leadership at the federal level. PDP has been there for like 15 years now and Power supply is still epileptic, roads are still bad, educational standards have fallen, Poverty rate has worsened...I can go on and on!

Let's give APC a chance and when they fucck up in the first term, we vote them out again in 2019 and give Labour Party a chance.

Abi, my guy?

Tabtab:
.........nice!!! But we do have minister of defence and
minister of state for defence as well at the federal level........but not @ the state level!!! There s notin like commissioner of defence!!! So I think it could reperesent the real minister and
its deputy as people ave said.

Sure, there are no commissioners of defence at the state level but there are "defence issues" at the state level.

Remember the events leading to the Ekiti governorship elections few months back when the President thought it wise to establish federal presence in Ekiti state for security reasons, he didn't send his Defence minister but his minister of state for defence in the person of Obanikoro.

We all know he sent Obanikoro there to give PDP some undue advantage, by the way.

jcflex:
Pls if i may ask, what is nw the duties of PS and dir in ministry. if minister of is for domestic issue, while minister for is mostly international,
then i think we should have two president as well, president for and president of.

all dis are jst bullshit

The Permanent secretaries are the real, executive heads of their respective ministries while the Ministers and ministers of state are ceremonial heads.

The Permanent secretaries climb up the rungs of the civil service and are therefore civil servants while the Ministers and Ministers of states are political appointees that could be booted out anytime the President thinks he/she has fuccked up.

Except in few cases, the ministers aren't professionals per se with respect to the ministries they oversee, while the Permanent secretaries in all cases must be specialists and professionals with regards to the ministries they head. That's the reason you see someone like Senator Musiliu Obanikoro that never attempted to write NDA exams being appointed minister of state for defence.

iconize:
Dude, you've succeeded in giving selfish and moronic reasons why you oppose the scrapping of NYSC.



There's more to the NYSC sojourn than sex, foods and tourism.

Have you ever given security, funds, ignorance, etc a thought?

Going to a village you know nothing about, don't you think you can unknowingly break the laws of the land and get punished?

Have you ever thought about the security of lives in the parts of the country where there are incessant conflicts?

***

I tell you say I be "born-again"?

Going to a village I know nothing about? What do you think the 3-week orientation camp was all about? We were informed in the camp of the sharia laws prevalent in the state, the "Ba shiga" rule and other customary laws of the land. Me wey like woman well well, I no even near those hausa girls. Na we corpers dey fucck ourselves.

I served during the pre-boko years! ...You think say I for near North if na now I just wan serve?

iconize:
So NYSC should not be scrapped simply because you enjoyed free sex, free food and free whatever, during your days in Sokoto?

Exactly!

In addition to that, I had the opportunity of exploring the state which I wouldn't have been able to do if not for NYSC. I was at the Argungu Fish festival in Kebbi, a neighbouring state.

I also went to a small village close to Hubare, where Usman dan fodio was buried, with the NCCF rural rugged team. No be say I like Jesus o. Na Chinyere force me go there o. I was wooing her then and wanted to please her. You know as e dey go na. I eventually never saw her panties but I press bre@sts small. Useless girl!

NYSC was fun for me sha o. Na Football we dey play on our CD days sef! Sweet year!

kaka22:
H

hazyfm:
goodnews

Beehshorp:
B

ayusco85:
ok

Eyin, ara egbe Nairaland, Eku ise!...E'nlee!

Meanwhile, for those saying NYSC is a waste of time, I totally disagree with you!

It's undoubtedly one of the best years of my Life...Free Sex, Free food, 24-7 flexing, free and sweet life! I served in a village in Sokoto state. I had the opportunity to redeploy but I rejected the offer. Nothing compares to village life, I swear! Too sweet! When I make all the money wey I wan make for this life, I dey relocate back to my village in Osun state.


P.S: Nairaland - Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.

The creation of the posts of a "minister" and a "minister of state" is to afford representations of all the 36 states of the federation and the FCT in the federal cabinet. This wouldn't be possible if the minister of state position is non-existent as the number of ministries is not up to 36.

But I think the representative capacity should have been based on Geo-political zones and not on the number of states to eliminate duplicity of functions.

And for those saying the Minister of state is like a deputy Governor, I think you're all wrong. The Minister of state is independent of the "real" Minister with respect to portfolio assignments. The Minister of state functions as an intermediary between the federal government and the respective state ministries. For example, if the commissioner of education in Osun state wants to liaise with the Federal ministry of education in Abuja, he does that via the minister of state for education.

Conclusively, I think the position of the "Minister of state" was intrinsically created to make the "chopping of money" go round!

Awon Ole jati jati!

Gbogbo waa ni ole sha.

merrygorou:
Please who is Yakubu Gowon?

The Nigerian military head of state between 1966 and 1975.

He won the 1971 Nobel prize in Peace for his role in the extermination of Biafran rebels and in the restoration of Peace in a civil-war ravaged Nigeria.

mmb:
Gowon on engagement day in 1968

So while millions of Igbos were being tortured, killed and r@ped in 1968, Gowon, the Nigerian head of state was busy kissing, suckin' and fuckin' his new wife!

Mmb, are you trying to infuriate Igbos further or something?

henryobinna:
Dude I reported your post

austinbrown:
After killing millions? We will neva 4give u

imas:
I hope he dies a miserable death.

Dem don dey show small small.

Awon were!

Where are the Igbos when you really need them?

If it were to be a thread about Baba Awo or Benjamin Adekunle (Ekun Oko Yiibo), you'd have seen them all over the thread exhibiting their madness.

Now this is a thread about a man who spearheaded the massacre of their forebears and they are no where to be found!

...still expecting them to show up soon though!

I never really trusted this Buhari guy. I've read a lot about his atrocities plus my man, Fela Kuti was always denigrating him in his songs.

Baba Soyinka has further solidified my convictions with this piece.

Come, February 14th next year, I might not be voting in the presidential elections if Buhari and GEJ would be the 2 major contestants. Reasons; the former, bad antecedents and a proponent of brazen human rights abuse. The latter, apathetic to corruption.

Na to just dey house fucck Ashawo on that election day sure pass. After all, na Valentine day!

Kasynpaulsyn1997:
ok...conehead!

Iyalaya e, Flatty!