tellwisdom: Bros, which wan come be d tongue wey u dey slide like sey na sport?? Aby u get WARAPA??

hot n cold: You guys are funny.I seriously don't what or how to advice her as I was dumbfounded by what I heard!Anyways serious advice or recommendations are still needed.

sexkillz: Soak Bible for water for 3 days, then drink the water. . .

hot n cold: I have this female friend(though we aren't that close)who I noticed for some time hadn't been herself.(The babe is one jovial and friendly type)So I pried to know what's been eating her up and she told me.

She has a boyfriend in Porthacourt,(she lives and work in Lag,while the dude schools there)Out of the love they have for each other,they stupidly took a blood oath(you all know the drill )

The problem right now is the dude is now something else.Jealousy,over protectiveness,Jungle or martial law etc etc.Basically,the babe mustnt and shouldn't have a male number on her phone book,no matter who the guy except her own biological brother,mustnt stand,walk or talk with another guy.If he calls her phone NO GUY by mistake or intentional must receive the call on her behalf even if she is charging it somewherelse.

So Nairlanders ,is there any way out for this babe?This is real life!

2blunt: yes, both of u shod jump in front of trailer or go and collect bomb from boko haram, idiota

sexkillz: Soak Bible for water for 3 days, then drink the water. . .

hot n cold: @ Gabriel Sylar,Your response is quite insightful,but what does the girl do when the guy at any slightest opportunity tells the girl should anything happen to him it will forever be on her conscience.Isn't this BASTARD playing the poor STUPID girl

omo_to_dun: @ OP

I apologize on behalf of the puerile attitude of the other posters. Blood oaths are real and if not taken seriously, the consequences will be dire.

In order to free you from this bondage, you will have to provide the following:

1) One eye of a lioness's cub. The cub must not be more than 3 minutes old and you must pluck the eyes right in front of the mother.
2) 7 Pythons, 7 Cobras, and 7 Anacondas. All must be caught alive, by you!
3) An ant that is, at least, 30 years old.
4) The head of a Nigerian Politician who has never embezzled money.
5) Pubic hair from three consecutive mother generations; that is, your mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother.
6) 7 female Nigerian virgins who are, at least, 25 years old.
7) 200 whites cows, 200 black cows, 200 goats, 200 hens, 200 cocks, 200 bottle of red oil, 200 palm kernel, 200 bottle of Schnapps, 200 white piece of cloth, and 200 thousand Naira.

My brother, when you bring all these, then we MAY solve your problems.

God speed my friend!

Op, just soak the bible in water and have peace. . .

omo_to_dun: @ OP

I apologize on behalf of the puerile attitude of the other posters. Blood oaths are real and if not taken seriously, the consequences will be dire.

In order to free you from this bondage, you will have to provide the following:

1) One eye of a lioness's cub. The cub must not be more than 3 minutes old and you must pluck the eyes right in front of the mother.
2) 7 Pythons, 7 Cobras, and 7 Anacondas. All must be caught alive, by you!
3) An ant that is, at least, 30 years old.
4) The head of a Nigerian Politician who has never embezzled money.
5) Pubic hair from three consecutive mother generations; that is, your mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother.
6) 7 female Nigerian virgins who are, at least, 25 years old.
7) 200 whites cows, 200 black cows, 200 goats, 200 hens, 200 cocks, 200 bottle of red oil, 200 palm kernel, 200 bottle of Schnapps, 200 white piece of cloth, and 200 thousand Naira.

My brother, when you bring all these, then we MAY solve your problems.

God speed my friend!

sexkillz: Op, just soak the bible in water and have peace. . .

sexkillz: Op, just soak the bible in water and have peace. . .