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ATOB:
Brito trust me.
Met a girl sometime ago.
Just a very "on the road" kinda stuff.
You know an irrestitible girl that you just had to do that "on the road kinda shit".
So we exchanged digits and on getting home the following ensued:

Me: Im sure our meeting was awkward today but it was worth it. You were unavoidable.

Girl: Really? Thanks.

Me: Sure.

Girl: Dearie I actually need a favour from you. Can you do it?

Me: (I already knew I was about to delete her). Of course what is it?

Giirl: Baby Im feeling sick and my parents are not around. Can you help?

Me: Go to a pharmacy and get drugs till your mum comes or ask your neighbours for drugs.

Girl: So this is the kind of person you are?

Me: Clicks the block button and deleted her number.

Hahaha.

Like killing a cockroach..

Unibenstudent:
Brother that's today girls for u ,deal with it.

That is how they chase away their husbands.

He he. At least I will chose from the one or two who don't make frivolous demands.

I do ask some, what if we didn't meet yesterday, will you be asking me for recharge card today ?

emmysexxy:
With enough foundation and concealer to hide d spots on her face.and she is also wearing natural colour lipstick the only thing not on her face is bright lipstick,eyeliner and eye pencil.smh for u guys

Good girl...

Let them abandon his re-election.

It is for Nigeria's good.

Another APC lie !

jhoy01:
This python was shot and killed by the security men of the ondo state university of science and technology(osustech). I took this picture of it and decided to share it here on nairaland

Is this snake poisonous ?

suave558:
Well, the grass looks like a Nigerian grass if you ask me

Good.

The size of the python compared to the grass tells that the python is a short one..

There is a similarity in altitude...

I can't hit anyone b4 dem say me dey find trouble..

amyxtrac:
ummm, I'm one of those who actually detest Chinese android smartphones but not after I saw d specs of Dis awesome device on JEFFY1206's thread....I wasn't in a haste to order the phone, so I decided to Google bout it n I was 'wowed' by d reviews n comments(positive) of d users.
Finally, I decided to settle for d umi zero n made an order through JEFFY1206.......it was delivered to me Dis afternoon...... thank u very much


UNBOXING
I love d packing of this fone
*uploading pictures soon *

Accessories
1*Z-Shaped case (clips on the rear)
1*USB cable
1* charger
1*Umi Zero
2*Screen protector ( front n back)
1* pin( for ejecting d card tray)
1*user menu

Extra accessories added by Jeffy1206. cc: Elijahdre

Display
It is extremely durable with corning gorilla glass 3
it's got Samsung super AMOLED Panels

Battery
2780 lithium-polymer battery- haven't tested d battery....someone should tell me how to do dat
its a non removable battery

pls peeps, trying to upload but its nt successful..... m sorry.... I will update tomorrow....thanks

Why are you so excited ?

The money you spent buying that phone won't come back again o..

Go and hustle another one.

Copy and paste...

Tooth paste precisely...

lekhane:
depends on how you define clueless, is it like that of GEJ?

They traded Bakassi to destroy Biafra..

Let them live with it.

With the way things are going in this country, a divided entity would have led to competition and economies of scale which should have paid off..

The level of corruption in this Lord Lugard entity is unprecedented..

For me, no one is clueless. If I am a nobody today and nobody calls me clueless, who am I to refer to a President as clueless. We have so many kids on this forum who know nothing about achievement..

Lachynos2k2:
apc monkeys should blame this on gej also.

They are on it already...

zantama05:
know is a time for Nigerian must GO

this is the beginning if you didn't vote out this shoeless one with his clueless ruling ship

If you didn't eat tonight, blame GEJ.

If you are typing under the influence of Alcohol, blame GEJ..

barcanista:
You see what Obasanjo did? Where is that useless Senator Ita Giwa that sold her people just to remain in government? Where is Donald Duke who was Governor then under PDP and couldn't protest? Governor Liyel Imoke was a cabinet member under Obasanjo as at then but played along so as to remain in power, Senator Udo Udoma among many. Cross River indigens must rise up to reject PDP at all level. My condolence Goes to them. They should abide by the laws of their new host

BTW: Shame to Yakubu Gowon for trading our territory for nothing

And you want his brother Buhari in power..

Hahaha...

Commonsense is meant for humans while cow sense is meant for......

lekhane:
Hmmmm, one of the result of the ineptitude of our leaders-Gowon, OBJ and co, the people are always the ones to pay the price
I'm eagerly awaiting GEJ's response to this.
GMB2015



Meanwhile finally I'm FTC, I just want to dedicate this to my father, mother and my parents, lol

So OBJ was clueless too ?

I can upload at least 3 pictures of real friends more cute.

Not hating.

Its good to be rich.

braintext:
She's so gorgeous.....
It's good to have money...
So I'll hustle hard for my children to enjoy

Kk..

mekaboy:
Im sure GEJ has a hand in this. since he came into power there has been overflow, this did not happen during buhari era. Na corruption dey cause am.

When buhari is elected president he will calm the sea and stablize global oil price.

Sai buhari.

Your brand of gin nah super..

NaijaOptimist:
And still, many have got no food.

He who works not eats not.

Should one look at peoples' faces before bowing his head to work ?

Yam is my favorite but I hardly eat it anymore. Why ?

They have started cultivating breeds that rot under one month. I used to buy 10 tubers and they keep intact till I consume them.

holatin:
ow sure the you sir

I don't need to be sure. Chartering a private jet is in the neighborhood of N2.5m to N4m..

I want to see Genevieve, Wizkid, Timaya and Tonto dike flying in private jets.

They buy one jeep for N10m, person no go hear word for internet.

One man's life savings is another man's transport money.

holatin:
See the double troubles

You go fear fear !

Nigerias unarguably richest artists.

My God.

I am not supposed to be where I am right now.

Take me to my destination...

kristina1:
You r okay sha,,but work harder on ur lips and hairstyle.
7/10.......you are cute.

Thank you..

hatux:
Haha ... Wetin person no go see for nairaland'

Op, head no correct.

MODs, front page.

kristina1:

Say something...

backtosender:
Transformation!!

Which portion is this ?

I guess close to Abakpa where it started ?