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Who send OBJ ?

Who send FNN ?

kaycii1:
im till confused here... 2questions for the gods

1} why would fr mabaka say all diz
2] did holy spirit really tell him dez?

There are many spirits and confusing voices..

Make him check again the spirit wey tell am...

coolk:
Choi! Father mbaka self!
Why mix religion with politics?

That was why Chimaroke Nnamani was dealing ackwardly with some reverend fathers during his tenure.

Some of these fathers are using their offices to score cheap points in an unwarranted terrain.. Call it poaching...

Fishout:
If Jonathan nd his crews above law,they dont above God.Nothing they can do execpt God's willing .

Is this English ?

If NO, kindly translate..

spiceybrain:
HOW MUCH WERE YOU PAID BY THESE Nebuchadnezzar! Bro secure your future. Let's try the new govt. And see! Stop whinning.

Do you actually refer to Buhari as NEW ?

What sort of recycling mentality has our parents passed unto their children ?

I would rather vote a Tambuwal or Rochas as President than a Buhari.

He is an expired illiterate and gone past being a leader.

stanisbaratheon:
Effeminate micky mouse governor

You say ?

Wow !

cramjones:
When you hear of a plane crash containing all those that has destroyed and plundered our commonwealth as nation call me to read! Meanwhile rest in Peace to the dead and may their families find comfort.

-CramJones

Why are you always sad ?

It didn't happen in Nigeria...

Poster, a word of advice.

Before you pay for this car from that garage, make sure you have received a deposit for it, I feel, that the price is too high. If you need to shop cars as a means of transferring your savings to naija with some profit, go for the common cars like Camry and Sienna. They are a sure and quick sale.

cokacoola:
lyk wich church

I am a pastor..

Dorisbest:
Happy new year

Same to you..

ola6:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Laugh wan kill me o!

Una know say, Namadi Sambo declared that his certificates got burnt, supported by sworn affidavits and got away with it.

Buhari come say, " Kai, this style dey work o, walai, Nigeria army hold my certificate " .

Bad belle Nigerians no con agree with the general..

mizkeleke:
Buhari can lie sha oh.
Issorait

You are right..

Splashme:
IBB once described Buhari as uninteligent and always failing his courses.

The PDP knew why they described him as illiterate

Chai, Where OBJ and IBB dey laugh Buhari.

sufido123:
If the statement of the military is true Buhari has to be charged with perjury and disqualified from contesting the election.

It did not make sense in the first instance anyway. No one gives the originals of his credentials to his employer.

GEJ until Buhari presents his GCE!

Bros, even if nah First School Leaving Certificate.

Abeg, accept...

harrysterol:
Buhari ur certificate or....


U never went to school

He didn't deny.

He said bokos(people who burn schools) are his brothers.

gurunlocker:
our hopeful president have started lying even b4 election.... I no blame him, I blame old age... he don forget where he keep am

He don use am wrap hot oily Akara...

Western education is haram..

One day, Buhari go tell us, JAMB is with his Degree certificate.

Buhari, telling lies since the days of OBJ as President..

Very hilarious. .

I kick a$$es.

If I am not hungry, no need looking twice at it.

But a man who is hungry should help himself without asking questions. So said Paul.

Welcome from New York.

So this your car was not registered in U.$.( no number plate) ?

Stop posting cars if you cannot state the price.

Someone will still ask and you ignore the person. You posters still have a lot to learn.

cne010:
I still don't get the concept on putting a car for sale without stating the price.

For viewing pleasure...

Op, its your village people using your brain..

Go for deliverance..

Dorisbest:
Go and hug transformer

Give him the location of the nearest transformer..

Haha

Its worse when you stop the toasting, they will act like, " I am losing him ". They start running to get the attention again.

I really don't know the wiring ladies have. Op's write up is very funny.

And I have heard this line from different ladies,

" Something you have been asking for for a long time, now you are dulling ". Seriously, does a guy asking to see a lady translate to asking for sex ? See the deceit ?

Do ladies expect men to be robots ? So because I have been asking to see you and you kept deceiving yourself and saying no (acting busy), now that you are at my home, you want me to start dancing around you or rubbing your body ? Take a chill pill. Seriously, if a lady can't spend 3 to 5 hours at my home on a visit, she isnt into me. And to me, she isn't ready for anything.

Mzjhulz:
Find out stuffs that interests her so d convo can flow and won't be one sided...


Am sure she also sees u as a boring guy

Is she a doll baby ?

Some ladies expect men to read their minds. Forming sophistication. Yet low esteem. What does it really cost someone to say his or her mind ? A brain !

Wetin person dey find for this kind road ?

Always at the hair saloon or tailors shop. Daily routine.

Can't use a hair for more than one week. Some ladies are so obsessed about beauty. There was one I used to know. She takes one hour to dress up.

Always with one relationship palaver. I will advice guys to ignore such ladies as I have learnt too. Nigerian economy leaves no space for their baggage.

Hmm..

Lacomus:
No be small tin, e be like she really made money from that divorce settlement @ teamnotocourtmarriage#

You know what's up...

No be today

So every girl, he sleeps with, he snaps a selfie ? Very immature..

Dude should get a life.. All these rubbishes started when he lost focus.