₦airaland Forum

3cycle:
I don't do short guys sorry.

I am not short...

Skillfullulu:
U no wan spend money, no students but fresh grad and workng class. Go campus go breed.

I don't want to hear, let me graduate first..

deebee13:
Money speaks! I'll get there some day!

Yes, by simply marrying a rich man..

deuce7:
Make I tag along...I fit meet my missing rib too

That's the spirit.

voodoo85:
What if she doesnt need that?

Leave those eligible to apply...

voodoo85:
You should add what u offering in return

I am offering her food, shelter and clothing...

Why is she pouting in all the pictures ?

Is she an imbe'cile ?

Where are the ladies nah ?

Nonsense

Missmossy:
Hahahahaha funny list makes sense though. Some ladies are so bent on focusing entirely on celebs and their ways and try to chip in their lifestyle into theirs. The result is often very saddening,

And doing that without an income..

What of NAIJing ?

But my android is rejecting the app like a virus...

When I wanted updating it..

1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...

NEEDINESS...

He has not proposed to you. You want him to start catering for all of your financial needs.. Hehe..

iceberylin:
[size=20pt]gimi the number leme help you call her [/size]

Yes, let's bombard her line.

Nonsense..

Ohms..

major466:
That Jealousy description is not correct. No woman single or married will tolerate their men keeping female friends.

How come the ladies are free to have male friends but the men are not permitted to look at another woman ?

You mean the same girls who answer 10 calls per day from different male callers ?

Imagine a Lady I am sitting with asking me not to look at any lady when I am seated with her... So when a lady passes, I should close my eyes..

Yet nah the same girl go open mouth say, " See fine boys "..

They lack a balanced sense of orientation..

Picture or Idonbilivit..

mikeson12:
Lol,guy this is a faceless forum,that girl you are hitting on could be a guy with a female monicker.

Or a transgendered...

agohmamuda:
@Arva wats sup?? I like you. Could we be friends??

No need. She is in my house.

KenSaroWiwa:
Ever heard of what we call hot s£x ?

Final answer..

But this is what ladies have in mind when they are coming..

Making some of we guys mugus when we don't think likewise..

My advice is you should try and keep all the promises you made to your im.be.ci.le fiancee.

If not amadioha might intervene...

tpia6:
as long as she is happy i guess.

Yes, " I want to be happy ".

No, " This won't make me happy " .

tosyne2much:
I just keep asking myself why young dudes are desperate for kitty-cat as if their lives revolve around it

Me too.

If that girl cheats on me, she knows she will get a slap from me..

My Ex is more beautiful than her..

And he is rolling about with other girlfriends.

Some people no get shame oo..

Celebrity my foot..

But this is the height of rascality.

A state governor abstaining from receiving a President at the airport.

Is this the good leadership APC is going to provide

APC are a bunch of disgruntled elements …

I fully agree with number 3.

Making my intentions known undermines my chances of fully achieving them.

That's the only reason I keep secrets.

No one can sabotage me..

Very easy.

If you are in love with a nairaland lady. Don't fret.

Pm her and ask for her account number. Most ladies have accounts in 4 different banks and go to bank every week. Even if it is to withdraw N2, 000 or get admiration from that handsome bank marketer. You know ?

So ask for her account number and pay in some money. She will appreciate it. Show her some love this way and she will reciprocate.

Thank you...