₦airaland Forum

IYANGBALI:
Very simple case,give 10 million to EFCC and 10 million to the judge and walk away with the balance of 57 million,end of story. This is Naija

Winners chapel is a conglomerate.

Otherwise.. nah story..

They have the ears of efcc any day..

So the man stayed back to invest the money in portharcourt ?

Is obodo oyibo a taboo to him ?

Nawa o..

You know say you steal big money, you still sidon wey you dey. Mumu ni

MrCork:
...how?...where? ...bro do u realize when I left my hotel to go for a walk around 6.30pm....I waz chased across the road by a wild chicken.. Bro we don't even see wild chickens hear in London

...so I ask u brother.... what changed ?

APC CHANGE.

SAI GEJ.

You said you bought a house for your mum.

You help your brother.

You are spending big for them.

When you help a person, the person should stand on his feet and help himself too. You don't continue helping someone unless he is your employee.

Its only your mum or aged father who deserve such monthly help. Let your wife understand that. Agree with her theonthly stipend you both will send to support your aged parents..

Just vote for GEJ.

She will stop hitiing you by 2nd tenure..

igbsam:


I came here to look at people's profile picture

and to read comments

and to occupy frontpage

and to look at the thread

and to see the silly man whose wife is beating him

and to see the op that posted this topic

and to see the mod that moved it to the frontpage

and to see how many views the topic gets

and to see who gets the highest number of likes

and to see how people will yab each other

and to see those that will shout GEJ till sh.it comes out

and to see the sai buhari crew

and to see the adverts people

and to see myself.

Stop smoking.

Its not good for your health..

The short man is in the wrong party..

Sorry, go back to your chapel..

GEJ too much..

MrCork:
...bro I juss left Nigeria two week ago..I waz ther for 3 week!

You need to come again. Things have changed since you left..

notobs:
Despite all the challenges in Nigeria we are still # 5, If APC and their military Arm BH were not attacking Nigeria, We would be #1 in the world!

This is actually a projection by Blomberg.

The actual growth data is taken at the end of the fiscal year. So we may even come out 2nd if we play well like (arsenal)..

MrCork:
.....fastest how?.... Is bloooobag drunk?... That nigeria that u people ddon't even hav electricity and water (no oooofeense)

Have you been to Nigeria ?

NaLaugh:
Wake me up when these statistics reflect on the average Nigerian.

Like 5 years time. You can leave your door open and go to work, come home and see it that way..

Shout amen !

noblezone:
The auto industry alone........

Any body in the business circles will know that Jonathan is doing great.

Only the ignorant and political jobbers are shouting this "change".

Jonathan ride on..

Yes. Idle people cannot know that GEJ is working..

Jonathan is working.

To God be the glory..

adanduka:
Your topic says 'how to know fake...'
Are the fruits in the pic fake?

Experimental stage. So that when they manufacturd the fake, you can use your bucket of water to catch them red handed..

Fake copy cats.

50 People while Cameroonians were in thousands..

Rape Headquarters - South West..

Nothing you can't find in Ibadan..

Baawaa:
Shame to Jonathan that rendered our combatant soldiers useless in the midst of their contemporaries

Shame on you Jonathan's enemy who could not organize March against Bokoharam.

All you know is Chibok girls, Febuhari and March4buhari.

You cannot march for a worthy cause..

lorddannie:
All we have in Nigeria is sponsor or fake protests championed by the sole called political parties.

It's quite unfortunate that Cameroun is doing what Nigerians should have done long ago.

All we hear in Nigeria are "we are ready" I have decided", "don't kill boko haram" "israel stop hostilities against Pakistan", "Denmark or French artists disrespected a prophet" twitter meter" etc

I wonder.

Nigerians are too selfish to fight good causes..

Tinubu, Buhari, Amaechi etal. Everyone has eyes on the oil..

#ReleaseOurGirls all for political purposes.. Smh

missterious:
What exactly is D'banj's occupation now?

Snapping selfies..

alberto2k:
I'd love to woo a nairalander by Poem or love letter

After GEJ second tenure..

Ploy:
The only one that works still is number 6 - gift. I means serious gift, through shopping, airtime, and ....

Hahaha.

You are in order.

A girl can never dump a man who is ready to take her shopping every weekend.. She is all yours..

emmysoftyou:
1] by poems..

Poems is another old means of communication,
you can expressed all your emotions,pains,angers and love via poems.
Ladies re much touch when they read your composed poems.
A very well composed poems with a good handwriting and rythmes can woo a lady you love so much without stress.


2] By love letter.

I know this is an oldest means of love communication.
But yet have more positive effects on lady's emotions and feelings til date,instead of you getting her number,her blackberry pin's number and facebook's username.You dont need that,
To be sincere with you,
Ladies of nowadays re not move easily by every single words you types on whatsap or facebook any longer except th few naives ones,cos,
they will ordinarily see it as a mere words for chating sake.
Moreover,you re serious about the words you types.
However,in recent time, guys tend to expressed their feelings through facebook and whatsap after getting their contacts,and still failed to woo the lady's heart,But if you arrange your love letter with a decent and lovely handwriting,adding emotional love and expression to your words lyrically.I bet you,the girl of your dream is yours,cos the lady you wrote the letter to,
will be so much impressed with your handwritting and belief in every single meaning of the words you wrote in there..
Goodluck

3] By phonetext

this means of expression or communication through text messages used to be taking seriously by ladies before,anyway it s not too old,cos i remember back in the days when mtn,glo and airtel was new in nigeria,
you send your girlfriend an early morning text messages,
she will either called you to know if you mean what you wrote or she would looked at it childishly and smiles at it with excitedness when she is reading it.
i've observed this medium from my cousins and my lovely girlfreind back then in school days,but it seems to be outdated cos our network competitors provider such as mtn,glo and airtel tends to give us free sms,hence it has reduced the tastes of the convincing words behind a phone text messages,since it became a common usages like whatsap and facebook chat.Hence,few teen girls still belief in phone text message til date.

4] the lady's friend

yu can woo a girl,if yu know her girlfriend.
Get close to her friend,then Expressed how you feels towards her girl friend and let her friend be able to convince her for you by doing the talking whìle you re doing the acting or demonstrating your feelings towards her,hence she will be yours without stress cos she will believe her girlfriend's words more than whatever you may say to her verbally..

5] the Gift

there are many gift in the markets but there re special ones meant for the kind of a girl you admired or beloved.
How can yu get that special gift for herIs the next question that linger in our minds.
first of all,found out what she love best/most,and if it s something that makes her happy,then get it for her,
to make her happy and see how your dream girl will be yours forever.

6] caring

this is also a means of wooing a lady or a guy you love so much.
It s an oldest means of expressions and communications Even in those days.
this is the kind of bodily expressions that gives a bodily languages to the heart,
You dont need to talks too much about your feelings here,but from the way you acted towards her and your steps of taking good care of her,whenever she needs you at that moment,
is the only way you can expressed your feelings to her.
As time goes on,she will begins to notice that,she is very important to you,hence,she tends to beloved and be soft hearted towards you..

Caring is one of the motion that can move the unrequited love away and joins the heartbeat and emotions together to form an endlesslove in the soul..

goodluck..
with a good partners or soulmate..

It depends on your age.

Please how old are you and the lady in question ?

Because the Nigeria I know today, the deaperado ladies I know are all business girls who will meet a man today, and turn him into a wallet tomorrow and ATM by next week. Its all about the money.

They easily get corrupted by the love for money even if they really loved the guy. Only few ladies don't fall into this category..

Even when they have married that guy assuming he succeeded, these ladies start calling their exes, enticing them with promises of more sex, " Nothing has changed, we can still see "..

God help Nigerian girls.. Amen !

emmysoftyou:
1] by poems..

Poems is another old means of communication,
you can expressed all your emotions,pains,angers and love via poems.
Ladies re much touch when they read your composed poems.
A very well composed poems with a good handwriting and rythmes can woo a lady you love so much without stress.


2] By love letter.

I know this is an oldest means of love communication.
But yet have more positive effects on lady's emotions and feelings til date,instead of you getting her number,her blackberry pin's number and facebook's username.You dont need that,
To be sincere with you,
Ladies of nowadays re not move easily by every single words you types on whatsap or facebook any longer except th few naives ones,cos,
they will ordinarily see it as a mere words for chating sake.
Moreover,you re serious about the words you types.
However,in recent time, guys tend to expressed their feelings through facebook and whatsap after getting their contacts,and still failed to woo the lady's heart,But if you arrange your love letter with a decent and lovely handwriting,adding emotional love and expression to your words lyrically.I bet you,the girl of your dream is yours,cos the lady you wrote the letter to,
will be so much impressed with your handwritting and belief in every single meaning of the words you wrote in there..
Goodluck

3] By phonetext

this means of expression or communication through text messages used to be taking seriously by ladies before,anyway it s not too old,cos i remember back in the days when mtn,glo and airtel was new in nigeria,
you send your girlfriend an early morning text messages,
she will either called you to know if you mean what you wrote or she would looked at it childishly and smiles at it with excitedness when she is reading it.
i've observed this medium from my cousins and my lovely girlfreind back then in school days,but it seems to be outdated cos our network competitors provider such as mtn,glo and airtel tends to give us free sms,hence it has reduced the tastes of the convincing words behind a phone text messages,since it became a common usages like whatsap and facebook chat.Hence,few teen girls still belief in phone text message til date.

4] the lady's friend

yu can woo a girl,if yu know her girlfriend.
Get close to her friend,then Expressed how you feels towards her girl friend and let her friend be able to convince her for you by doing the talking whìle you re doing the acting or demonstrating your feelings towards her,hence she will be yours without stress cos she will believe her girlfriend's words more than whatever you may say to her verbally..

5] the Gift

there are many gift in the markets but there re special ones meant for the kind of a girl you admired or beloved.
How can yu get that special gift for herIs the next question that linger in our minds.
first of all,found out what she love best/most,and if it s something that makes her happy,then get it for her,
to make her happy and see how your dream girl will be yours forever.

6] caring

this is also a means of wooing a lady or a guy you love so much.
It s an oldest means of expressions and communications Even in those days.
this is the kind of bodily expressions that gives a bodily languages to the heart,
You dont need to talks too much about your feelings here,but from the way you acted towards her and your steps of taking good care of her,whenever she needs you at that moment,
is the only way you can expressed your feelings to her.
As time goes on,she will begins to notice that,she is very important to you,hence,she tends to beloved and be soft hearted towards you..

Caring is one of the motion that can move the unrequited love away and joins the heartbeat and emotions together to form an endlesslove in the soul..

goodluck..
with a good partners or soulmate..

It depends on your age.

Please how old are you and the lady in question ?

Because the Nigeria I know today, the deaperado ladies I know are all business girls who will meet a man today, and turn him into a wallet tomorrow and ATM by next week. Its all about the money.

They easily get corrupted by the love for money even uf they really loved the guy. Only few ladies don't fall into this category..

Even when they have married that guy assuming he succeeded, these ladies start calling their exes, enticing them with promises of more sex, " Nothing has changed, we can still see "..

God help Nigerian girls.. Amen !

Ralphlauren:
Lies!

They should give a breakdown of how the £14m was spent and where the money came from.

The United Kingdom was the government that secured Ibori's conviction (he broke UK's AML &BC laws) and he is currently being jailed at the expense of UK taxpayers like myself, so I don't understand how EFCC would have spent £14m to "convict" Ibori. Bunch of liars!

If they claim to have spent that much, then how much did UK's government spend to secure the conviction of Ibori, his lawyer (who helped in concealing the funds), his wife and his mistress?

I expect Ibori to be tried and convicted by a competent court in Nigeria and then sent to a Nigerian prison for Bribery, Corruption and Money Laundering. Only then can EFCC boast of spending any money on his "conviction".

**modified**
So apparently he brought up the money spent on Ibori's conviction by the UK government to justify the budget for EFCC? What's the bloody sense in that? Bloody f00ls.

It's obvious they are looking for justification so as to get a fat budget which we all know will end in private bank accounts.

Me too don't really get it

UK convicted this man. Unless UK remitted part of his loot after deducting cost of convicting him.

Then we need a letter to that effect signed by the relevant UK agency..

GreenWhiteGreen:
Let them leave this man alone. He has been disgraced enough. Every Nigerian is a potential thief and liar. This is one of the worst countries on earth. Nuff Said.

Very sincere comment..

A Nigerian has not stolen or cheated because the opportunity never show.

freeboy604:
This is another issue why I appreciate President Jonathan, he said in Lagos that, its better to put machinery on ground to make sure people don't have the opportunity to commit in the first instance, which I believe is better, not when somebody has already stolen we begins going to court.

Assuming you catch a robber in your house now, take him to station with a bloodied face. Police will ask you to go and treat him in a government hospital at your own cost, give them money to conduct investigation.

Then you will be coming to station severally disturbing your time as if you committed a crime by bringing them a suspect. Later they will tell you to free the guy, that the cell is too congested or do you want to continue spending in court after one week of the guy staying inside cell ?

Meanwhile you will continue paying the police prosecutor if you opt to go to court. If you don't drop, they will ask the thief to plead not guilty.

Kangaroo courts.. …

Nigeria is a messed up place. Smh

kestolove95:
. Anoda igbo. Talking..how fake. Drug bizness?abi na robbery or 419 u dey into?

419 and armed robbery are championed in the SW. ( Car snatching )

Assassination SW

Pick pocket, SW.

Breaking and entery, burglary SE

Boko NE.

Insurgency NE.

Stealing SW.

Kidnapping SS.

If you love the truth, you will agree with me.

searching4love:



IGBO'S AGAIN I HOPE WE CAN NOW SEE THAT FASHOLA HAS BEEN JUSTIFIED FOR DEPORTING THE IGBOS BACK TO THEIR POOR REGION. THEY ARE HELL BENT ON DRAGGING OUR NAME TO THE MUD. THEY COMMIT THE WORSE CRIMES IN THIS NATION'S HISTORY AND WILL ALWAYS BLAME OTHER REGIONS FOR THEIR FAILURES. IGBO'S ARE TRULY A MISTAKE TO THE NIGERIAN SYSTEM

Keep searching for love.

Mumu...

See how you reason..

This is a LIE.

This story has been told before in January, the very week it happened.

It was reported in that thread that the young man was displaying signs of insanity and threatening to kill his father and any person who dares to protect his father from him

He was converted to Islam in Yobe. They removed that angle.

It was never mentioned that the motive behind his action was to return to his wife. Anyway, let him return to his wife now.

Useless story. So a father can prevent a 32 year old from going back to his wife ?

Story story ?

Anthony5745:
somebody pls translate... Cant seem to understand dis gentleman... Or his point

21 million Nigerians have mental problems.

Some of them are based in London..

Obinoscopy:
The courts cleared them of all charges and ordered the immediate re-opening of Amigo Supermarket.

http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/update-why-court-freed-amigo-supermarket-owner-jailed-fellow-lebanese-for-life/#sthash.61a52syN.dpuf

I will blame the courts for allowing the owners of Amigo Supermarket to go scot-free.

Corrupt judges, that's the answer.

I can vividly remember when heavy military equipment was uncovered in one of those men's houses.

Shame on Nigeria's judiciary. Another type of Ibori case..