₦airaland Forum

simplemach:
And do not forget the fact that those could be crocodiles tears. And they also could be real. Just saying though.

And the woman he is embracing could be a fine woman and another man's wife..

Senjuchiha:
TALES BY MOONLIGHT!!!!!

I tell you..

Terrorist supporters at work.

priscaoge:
Lolest

No wonder I see many people counting their money in front of the ATM after withdrawing money just in case

Before nko ?

Is the ATM your brother that you will trust it ?

Mind you, what you feed to the ATM is what it will give out. Some people think ATM manufactures naira notes, sorts it, separates good from bad notes, destroys bad notes and pays good ones. I laugh..

That machine is very dumb. Humans pass through so much care to feed the machine with clean notes that will not plug its exit hole while making payments.

pasino26:
Were it from someone else I would have given reasons why it will be impossible for an atm machine to dispense counterfeit naira notes. But an atm machine in Omoku Rivers State after series of withdraws yesterday 19/2/15 dispensed a counterfeit #1000 note. It was a shocker. I immediately alerted the security men there, they advised I wait till 8am when the bank usually opens and all other witnesses around were filled with awe. Finally they opened their doors to customers around 8:30am I walked in and got a bigger surprise; the senior officer or operations manager said there's a possibility I had it on me that I should write a complaint and attach the note (story for the gods). So my dear good people of NL. How do I handle this? I still have the note with me. Lest I forget, there and then a security guard offered me #500 for that same note but I refused. My anger was the attitude of the customer relations officer and whoever the operations manager was for saying I had it on me. I had to collect phone numbers of people who witnessed the incident. So give me the best way to get them not to make such expensive mistake again.

No bank will treat your request based on word of mouth.

You should have written the complaint and attach the N1,000 note before leaving the premises. You would have gotten your money back being that you had witnesses. That is the only way to handle that case. Only that branch can resolve it.

The operations manager would then querry the ATM officer..

blank:
This Oshodi looks so rugged. I thought they said the place had been cleared and beautified?

Yes, it has been beautified on radio and TV..

ndcide:
When Fashola did not create jobs what do you expect?

Dont mind them..

Fashola and Tinubu are tax collectors..

That's their best description. Deprive the poor and enrich the rich. That's what they do in Lagos.. One wonders how no single journalist writes anything bad about Fashola government rather only praises. They are on Fashola's pay list.

Our police are not equipped with helmets, clubs, bullet proof shields and vests so when they arrive this kind of area they start shooting in self defense..

OBAFEMIawolowo:
On your words we trust.

Trust GOD.

Vote GEJ.

Where are my drones and my fighter jets F-35 precisely ?

Kill them all !

GEJ till 2019...

Anyone who feels our military are not doing well should join the army.

Its very easy..

Kelklein:
Monalisa be like....5th cc. selfie..

Is that Monalisa Chinda ?

REAL...

The guy wan resign.

Yola state made me laugh.

Bunch of cow rearing illiterates..

Bribe judges, bribe INEC and RECs, register underaged voters in the north and ensure strict compliance to eligibility in SE and SS.

Then someone says its nothing serious.

JEGA is a goner..

Kassidy90:
Happy for u....whn am still struggling to roof my 2bedroom flat Baba God answer mi sharpally

Enter forest cut wood shaparly

AprokoReporters:
The comedian turn singer "MC Galaxy" took his Instagram page to thank God and Fans for his new acquire Multi Million Naira Home with the Caption .

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http://www.aprokoreporters.com/mc-galaxy-shows-off-his-multi-million-naira-mansion.aspx

What is multi million naira about this hut ?

Even one plot of land is multi million naira..

Please I am not hating.

Another low lifer

They will put him in a crate and depot him back to Nigeria

Change !

hiroz:
idio.tic fuc.kers..how many civil servant travel that much.what about political office holders.theirs is just to award unrealistic pension and severance package that a civil servant will not earn in 35years of service to themselves

Federal Civil servants dey travel well o.

Wasteful government..

nobilis:
Way to go, bro.
These are the kind of measures we've been expectig from you guys all these while.

And while you're at it, try and reduce the salaries of the legislators.

Gbam, court !

Chai, straight to point.

Madam wicked.

8. Discussing your future with a Nigerian girl is a very silly move.

Their brain tells them you don't have money, that's why you are so much into planning. Their brain also tells them you are looking for wife. " Did I tell him i am looking for husband " ?

Infact, the Umuaka enwero Uche ! Fa nah Eme Mkpoku !

Before I opened this thread, my mind told me I would see a picture of Akpabio shaking buhari.

And that is what exactly APC is using as proof that Akpabio supported Buhari with funds..

Okay...

emmykk:
On veg oil.if you have a van.buy south supply Lagos or north.

Palm oil wholesale distribution





Am planning something like that

Let it not be that I am talking too much.

Bros, don't kill yourself on the road, life is too precious.. Find a business you can do sitting in a place, office or home..

Don't buy any van. It is more than the talk..

Goodnuel:
Nigerians don't rate made in nigeria stuffs... That's the nigerian factor.

If we keep thinking this direction, naira will continue to lose value.

Bros, start looking for a product you can manufacture and export to earn dollar. By so doing, you are helping our currency and economy. This your line is very old and archaic.

For exampke, I used to buy fancy palms that fail me under under 6months to 1 year. After several dissapointments( You wan go somewhere, your palms just fail), I opted for Aba made. I have been wearing Aba made palms for more than 2 years now.

So how are Nigerian made goods inferior to imported goods ? Don't you have an eye for quality goods when you enter the market ?

Was this Dangote's mentality when he started making flour, sugar, cement and spaghetti ? Wake up.

klem93:
depends on the money you are putting into it and the way you handle it... all business is profitable

I concurr with the bolded..

pronto543:
I want to go into recharge card printing biz but lack idea of how profitable it is? Pls,I need cogent advice from experts in the house.I need info on start up cost,materials & other cost I'm presently oblivious of...

Stop liking a business because it looks or sounds corporate. You are in for a loss with such capital for the first 3 months or even 6months. Unless you really have the market and marketing skills.

You better be a reseller.

You need electricity, ink, paper and other things for that business. So how will you profit with that little margin ?

isan:
30k why don't u start selling pepper? Lol



Hey guys. Will I make much profit if I start selling wholesale credit card? My capital is 200k

Which one be credit card ?

Are you in U.S. ?

meshacha1:
Very lucrative for those whose capital is btw 50k and 100k

Business is all about turnover.

If he can turn his 30K over everyday he is better than you who has 100k and turns it over once in a week.

Chiaka:
The only thing when fit enter my backyard na small I pass my neighbour generator!!

Thanks

If you can bake, try this delicacy. It sells like hot cake.

Its actually N50 cake... Nah sharp sharp sale...

Shops buy in bulk. The people who bring it around here come with their bus yet cannot meet demands. Also try fried unripe plantain and potato chips.

These items are must sale. Packaging is very simple with hot iron and crisp transparent cellophane..

But you must sell off in 3 days to avoid spoilage within a space of one week..

kelvin1191:
It all depends on your plan/management and already resources on ground. Its poSsible on my side. Why didn't you ask me if the money will be enough to sink a borehole. But with proper planning, ITS POSSIBLE

That amount cannot sink a borehole in Enugu but it will sink 3 boreholes in some other places.